NYMag has introduced a new site aimed at modern. progressive, left-wing men, called "Beta Male".
It is aimed towards men who hate Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump or powerful cars.
http://nymag.com/betamale/2016/05/introducing-beta-male.html
This is not a joke.
I repeat, this is not a joke.
It's like magic, /pol/
WAKE ME UP
>>74277006
Well the vast majority of men are beta males. So this will appeal to the majority.
Alpha males are like 5% of the population.
Not everyone can be a leader.
>>74277006
>Reading magazines
>The year of our lord
>>74277549
Top Gear was the most popular TV show on the planet
If anything, the recent Facebook trending story fiasco proved that the progressive betas are a tiny minority having their voice amplified by systemic media
>>74277609
>implying print media aren't opinion makers
>>74277302
I CAN'T WAKE UP
>>74277644
You're retarded if you think that alpha and beta have anything to do with with political stances.
There are plenty of beta right-wingers, just look a /pol/.
Alpha males are by definition the leaders so they are the minority.
Just as in the animal kingdom the leader of the pack is the alpha so to is this true in the human world.
>>74277706
Christ, what a cunt that guy is. I hope some NSA cum gets sucked into his trachea and he chokes to death
>>74277549
This, tbqh.
When people say "beta" what they're actually referring to is someone who is an omega male. Bottom of the pack.
Beta are just the majority of males, who hold the ground second to the alpha. They are extremely numerous, and account for the average male. But, it makes for an amusing meme to call losers "betas" so it gets used incorrectly.
>>74277006
>>74277071
No fucking way. This has to be a joke.
They are beyond caricature now.
>>74277006
>>74278103
It's a Time™ thing
>calling Buddhists terrorists when they're against Muslims
Most males are beta, it just means you're not alpha (one of the top dogs, a pack leader).
What most people refer to as "beta" male, in the human sense, is actually more like an omega male (the lowest ranked in the pack). It's just an inaccurate meme that has stuck.
Leaders are alphas; average, run of the mill guys are betas; neckbeard, virgin, kissless, shut-in losers are omegas.
>>74278425
The whole point here isn't the semantics, but men who are not even trying anymore
>>74278259
>Buddhists terrorists when they're against Muslims
Wait this is a thing? I know Buddist culture was getting destroyed by muslim invaders recently, but what happened? Out of the loop on this one.
>>74278532
In Southeast Asia, Buddhist monks have been killing Muslims because Muslims have been fucking up their society. There's a reason Laos and Cambodia haven't become shitty Muslim holes like Indonesia and Malaysia
>>74278532
It's mostly a Myanmar (Burma) thing
Even the symbol of peace that woman Nobel prize winner is now hated by the mainstream media because she wants Muslims to fuck off
>>74277549
85% beta, 5% alpha, and 10% omega
>>74278855
kek time to go full Buddist
>>74278902
Common sense. Based baldlet.
>>74277549
Not at all.
I mean most men in this country alone, are raging, extroverted chavs and more of the like.
I hardly see nu male cucks unless I'm visiting abm8s campus, or in Brighton or Shoreditch
>>74277006
>Beta Male’s premise is that the chiseled altar of virility is looking a little dated; overwrought; kitschy. Avatars of alpha like Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Dan Bilzerian have spent years mastering the rough-hewn drag of manliness, but the old moves aren’t landing the way they used to — football causes brain damage and big cars are choking the planet. So we’re ready to call a time out – to do what, we’re not sure. The newest iteration of manhood is still very much in beta.
my fucking sides
>>74277006
>Beta Male’s premise is that the chiseled altar of virility is looking a little dated; overwrought; kitschy.
CURRENT YEAR
>>74277549
I am lambda masterrace tbqh
>>74278532
>>74278711
>>74278855
Also in the South of Thailand. That's a region full of muslims. At least one terrorist happening occurs every week. You may remember the bombing of a mall in Thailand that was big news about a year ago? Those were muslims, but of course this had to be left off from the mainstream media.
>>74279467
>to do what, we’re not sure
Betas in a nutshell. They don't like [thing] but don't have an alternative.
>>74280043
wow such clarity, didnt expect that
>>74280043
pretty based
>>74280318
that was my favorite part, followed IMMEDIATELY by
>The newest iteration of manhood is still very much in beta.
fucking kek
>>74277006
Lolol. Oh man. This will be cringe. She complains about men in restrictive gender roles but then complains when men play games, tinker with cars and so forth. Apparently it's only her version of gender roles allowed.
>This is not a joke.
>I repeat, this is not a joke.
I'm not convinced
>>74278902
>>74278532
in islam , buddhists are on hte lowest order - they can be killed without reason
islam distinguishes between people of hte book (jews and christians) who are given a chance to live under muslim rule with payment of tax, versus those who are godless or polythesists - e.g, buddhists
thats why islam is particularly nasty against india and those other eastern religous/philosophy countries - they have complete license to kill steal and destroy
not that muslims have not been horrendous in teh west
as samuel huntington has said "islam's borders are bloody"
>>74279467
>SB: Aren’t there any short alphas?
>AG: Maybe Napoleon or Tom Cruise. The pressure sort of drives them crazy. As a beta, I am happy to benefit from the extraordinarily low expectations people have of me.
On the same fucking page where they list Putin as a toxic alpha male.
every single person on /pol/ is a beta cuck
>inb4 i fuck girls, i beat up niggers etc
>>74280711
Wasn't Napoleon average height for the period?
White men are the master race
BWC will stomp the beta cucks
Trump 2016
>>74280901
MAGA
>>74280780
He was. The myth that he was short is due to his weight being "lost in translation" from metric, English propaganda and him being surrounded by tall bodyguards.
>>74280780
He was, but he lost so he'll be remembered as a manlet.
>>74278243
I feel like it's actually a polack in disguise who owns that twitter profile.
He made some insane statments before
>>74277006
>This was the end game
fuck alphas and betas and omegas. sigma male here
This will be populated by literal cuckolds and left-wing virgins who will write about things like how how dealing with their wife's infidelity made them a ''feminist'', or how they are completely asexual ''by choice'' while being encouraged by feminist college girls (who all get plowed by chads and tyrones) in the comment sections.
It will seem like those sites where girls with anorexia share their starvation tips while being egged on by creepy guys and spiteful witches, or those forums full of suicidal people who get encouraged by sociopaths who are probably serial killers.
e.g. normies will hate the disturbing vibe and stay away and they will never reach their intended audience, just alt-right guys pastebinning their masochism and laughing at them.
>>74280043
Damn, this needs to be shared more, get it out there.
We betas are much better and more numerous than alphas. Beta uprising is soon, friends.
>>74281743
trans delta male reporting in
>>74281743
>sigma male
faggot
>>74278425
I'm kissless and anxiety-ridden but I'm not a fat neckbeard. Think I deserve my own niche.
>>74277827
SAAAVEEE MEEEEEEE
>>74277071
So can we expect Dr Nerdlove to be writing for this shit?
>>74277006
>http://nymag.com/betamale/2016/05/introducing-beta-male.html
i literally spit my coffee out. lul wut??
>>74280666
It's especially ironic that secular humanists are such defenders of Islam with this in mind. Many atheists feel this lingering inertia in the back of their minds that they are still Christianish and when they read things like this they assume that if by some chance Muslims took over they will be treated as fellow "people of the book" by Muslims and allowed to live so long as they pay the jisya. There's probably a subconscious sentiment that "maybe the West would be better off if it were run by the tolerant religion of peace". After all, the only thing the Muslims ask from Christians is that they pay a tax so logically leftist secular humanists should be fine! Everybody knows leftists don't mind additional taxes, what's the addition of the jizya so long as those racist Christian men no longer rule?
Of course these useful idiots dont realize they will be slaughtered like sheep should Islam ever take power, there will be no jizya for us godless Westerners only convert to Islam or die.
I would not be surprised if one of the reasons that Islamic terror has become so common in the West in the modern day is that there is an unspoken agreement among Muslims that the "Christian" West has not been Christian for a very long time and is no longer deserving of anything other than slaughter.
>>74277071
Dear Lord Kek, what have we done ?
i start to REALLY think Kek-magick is real :((((
>>74277549
>5%
yes, and one of them was lancelot and slayed dragons and shiet.
give stats or gtfo
>>74286362
Sir Stealsalot
Sir Rapesalot
Sir Wewuzalot
>>74280043
based monk, they often are btw
>>74285313
>>74286032
We've reached peak meme power. Kek now controls the medium, controls the normies.
We have merely released Kek from his slumber. Kek will bring a reckoning and justice will follow right soon.
>>74286032
I think we have meddled in powers beyond our control.
>>74278532
>What is Pakistan
>>74277006
What a time to be alive.
2016 is going to be a helluva year.
>>74278259
>http://nymag.com/betamale/2016/05/introducing-beta-male.html
Watch a documentary on the subject before commenting. The "Buddhists" are politicians in robes who are actively committing genocide over the local muslims.
I can't support muslim immigration to western countries, but it is wrong to misrepresent the conflict in Myanmar/Burma.
>>74277006
/pol/, you are also all beta males.
You know that right?
>>74277869
I think "alphas" are inherently selfish, as pushing yourself ahead of others is the only way to come out on top, ahead of the pack. These "selfish" people are drawn towards conservative/right-wing politics which emphasize the wellbeing of the individual over the wellbeing of the group. I think pol betas force themselves to adopt right-wing stances because that's what they (correctly) think alphas like.
>>74283855
Delta
>>74280043
>YFW They even piss off the Buddhists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETf0JOvgrfU
>>74287357
Even if everyone here were beta, you're also here.
You're definitely a peg lower for being proud of betaness.
>>74277549
Not being zeta master race.
>that kid that you bully in school
>"Y-yeah I AM a fag! Look at me, Fag here! Wow Im the biggest Fag!!
>>74277006
/r9k/ is going to sue the shit out of them for infringement
>>74278425
Not true. Run of the mill guys are Gammas. Betas are losers who tty to act like Alphas but in vain.
>>74292286
/r9k/ is full of omegas.
beta & alpha males for humans is just a meme
nothing more
if humans were a pack of wolves, then maybe it would make sense
oh well, stay retarded
>>74293398
spoken like a true beta
>>74282621
>just alt-right guys pastebinning their masochism and laughing at them.
This can become a recruitment ground for /pol/. Aimless cucks can be swayed.
>>74277006
After all, there's nothing objectively wrong with being a cuck.
>>74277006
>this whole article
>>74277006
First, the mainstream took /r9k/s Pepes, now they take their identity.
What else are they going to take away from you before you fight back, robots?
>>74280043
I think this is why /pol/ster and stormfriend types struggle to get support for lots of our ideas about race and religion. We should really strive to be well spoken and concise like this guy. As much as I'm not a fan of political correctness as it's used today, we're just not going to get main stream support by shouting about niggers and pedophile terrorist mudslimes. Better to use language that would sound proper in a polite conversation or a formal debate.
>>74277706
>Florida
>Grunwald
REEEEE
>>74277006
This is going to cause some Elliot Roger happenings.
>>74277006
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>74294538
>literal fag propaganda
