http://pagesix.com/2014/07/21/the-secret-mistress-for-bill-that-agents-have-named-energizer/
What did you do this morning /pol/?
Did you shitpost on twitter and joke about your opponents cheating husband?
No?
Then step it up and help Make America Great Again
>>74260858
THE BANTZ NEVER STOP
Man, the next six months are going to be funny as fuck.
...make that "the next eight years".
The fucking guy wakes up and just shits on Hillary Clinton from his iphone as he eats breakfast while getting a blowjob from Melania
>>74260858
>Will he bring the "energizer" to D.C.?
what did he mean by this?
>>74262263
Never mind, just read the OP's link
>>74262263
Bill reportedly had a blonde mistress that would go to the white house and "energize" him, according to his secret service.
>>74262263
Rabbit fucking
>>74262263
According to Bills secret services Hillary would shove up to 8 double A Energizer batteries up Bills ass, no one knows why, one theory says that it was to absorb electric energy from Bill.
Even if Hillary wins, there isn't going to be a more disliked family in the country than the Clintons. It will be unprecedented. Everyone in the country will be painfully aware of dozens of things, any one of which alone warrant disgust.
>IM HILLARY CLINTON AND I SUPPORT WOMEN
>>74261067
>imblying Mélanià doesn't hire à harem to do her work for her
>imblying Mélanià isnt already busy giving Ivanka à blowjob
>bénis :DDDD
>>74262605
I died. Thanks Bulgaria
>>74262605
Umberrqted toqst
Twelve/9
Ubdate thread
Pas nouveau post!!!! Merde de Christ de Merde
>>74263421
I-is..t-that a t-troll account?
>>74261052
t. best post
>>74263879
yes
Has there ever been a public figure with bantz like Donald?
>>74260858
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>74262605
How much was the electricity bill?
>>74264295
Hitler and Belusconi
>>74265668
>How much was the electricity, Bill?
Ftfy