How are men in first place

Mario Kart confirmed for Socialist shit

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Why does every Tumblr screencap follow this fucking forumla?

>>74236967
How are women in last place?

>>74236967
It's also why Mario Kart will never be at a tournament level of competitive play.

>>74236967
Completely irrelevant, but I got a blue shell in first place once.

Nintendo Wii, on the ghost boardwalk thing. Was in 5th, hit an item block, and before it finished spinning, I jumped the shortcut into first place. Got a Blue Shell when it finished spinning.

Checkmate, feminists.

>>74236967
exactly the argument of a child

>>74236967
>non-whites granted the privilege to live in western society
>claim they deserve the same rights as the natives

lel fuck off

>>74236967
If you used a blue shell when you're in first place, you'd just hit yourself.

>>74236967
Show what happened to South Africa

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Hows this /pol/ BTFO? So he's saying because nigs, women, homos always need help we have to give them fast passes in life to get somewhere?

First place, who's in first place?Equating progressive policies to artificial change, as improvements to human conditions. All I see is divide and conquer. SO when do you anticipate, improvement?

>>74236967
It's a pretty good analogy for Social Justice
Blue Shell NEVER helps the player using it, it just brings down the person at the top.

It helps the Second, Third, Fourth player, but the Blue Shell is usually given to someone who's so far behind they wouldn't be able to catch up to the first player even after using it

>>74237819
Good point. People that far back would do better with a star (speed boost and invulnerability), a bullet (speed boost, invulnerability, and auto-drive), or mushrooms (speed boost). Not even those are really fair in the grand scheme of things, though.

Mario Kart truly is bullshit. It always only rewards the people who play like shit.

So they're admitting white men are the best?

Why would you want to destroy the best Humanity has to offer? Jealousy?

>>74238160
The belief that everyone else needs to be greater than or equal to white men.

>>74238047
Typical nintendo game

I used to hang around 6th place til i got a blue shell, rush to 1st, nuke myself, get back to first and win just to rub it in everyones faces

>>74236967
Straw-man argument. No one says white people aren't privilaged because there are black-only things, they point out that there would be a shitstorm if a white-only thing was created.

>>74236967
why is it special/important that blacks have a tv network or women have a gym?
white men have had that shit for 60+ years
its about time they caught up to the 1950's

>>74237164
applied memetics