Hi USA Alberta here
Just thinkin' maybe we could join you guys and stuff
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU BELONG TO US
>>74222484
>unemployed oil rig degenerate detected
Sorry you decided to forgo education and went to slap pipes together in Fort Mac like the dense fucking monkey you are, but we WORKING Canadians will kick you out before we give up Canadian clay.
Get back on the dole you fuck.
fuck off, you're ours
come and make us great again
In days of yore from Britain's shore
>>74222484
MAGA
Make Alberta Great Again
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
>>74222484
At least you cucks are making it explicit now
>>74223877
Alberta was never great. Alberta was never anything
Shutup, drill the oil, and then shut up when the oil is gone
I predicted this in the last thread. Every single time these faggots get BTFO in their late-night Canada hate thread, it's about 30 seconds until they start an alberta thread/fake canadian nationalism thread
And planted firm Britannia's flag on Canada's fair domain
>>74224046
Alberta is literally the Beverly Hillbillies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwzaxUF0k18
Here may it wave our boast our pride
And joined in love together
The thistle
>ontario and quebec will continue to drag itself into massive debt piggy backing it onto other provinces to feed their massive poorly run monstrosity of a populace while calling us a country. they will continue to lose money on importing in low skilled immigrants and having diversity. pushing through retarded shit like 6 genders and common core.
>HURR HURR FUCK YOU ALBERTA YOU ARE RETARD RACIST MONKEY :^). -t dumb ass lib voter
One day the western half of canada will be free of your degeneracy and weakness.
Shamrock
Rose entwine
>>74224457
Do you realise where the money to build up the west came from? Do you realise who funded the CN and CP rails? Do you realise that finding oil through dumb luck and being ungrateful for previous help makes you a little shit?
The maple leaf
Forever
And I'm done
>>74222484
>Hi USA
>Just thinkin' maybe we could join you guys and stuff
Americans don't like traitors any more than we do.
>>74224693
>money to build up the west.
that was the british.
>funded cn and cp rails.
george soros is one of the primary owners now isn't he?
>find natural resource with dumb luck.
Actually it was a process developed by a scientist from alberta that turned nothing but dirty sand into something with immense value that uplifted his community and province.
Just remember we've been seeing your kind in "migrating" here for years because of how fucked up your provinces are. I've met hundreds of people from these provinces and their all the same air headed entitled turncoats. Infact newfies are more admirable and harder working.
>>74225147
I like the flags I posted better
>>74224457
>Has oil
>And literally nothing else
>WE WUS KANGZ
Alberta, everybody. When the oil runs out, you'll lose 75% of your population
>>74222484
Yes, we want you and maybe some of your nearby provinces and territories to join us. You'd fit right in.
>>74225205
My ancestors were taxed to build up your shitty province, you have no right to complain.
>>74222484
theres no way theres this many Canadians you guys must use Canadian proxies to come on here and shit post other wise that means every Canadian is a shit poster
Take us too senpai! We have oil and gas and wheat and potash and uranium.
USA PLEASE ANNEX US!!
WE ARE REALLY COOL TRUST US!
>>74225339
Your ancestors lost the war. We are a british christian nation. One of the five eyes and ears of the anglo sphere.
>>74225471
>>74223857
Please post the real Saskatchewan flag
>>74225484
To any Americans reading this: Alberta is Cruz country, not Trump country
>>74225258
>Nigger has no idea how profitable the mountain tourism industry has become.
It's mainly asians and aussies but fuckin' eh they come here in droves.
>>74225527
Are you that Eternal Anglo Hungarian immigrant again?
>>74225595
>mountain tourism
LOOOOL
>all these shitty provincial flags
the sun never sets on the empire mother fuckers
>>74225606
I think you're talking about me, I'm not an immigrant I was born here
>>74225339
No they weren't my great great grandfather was a member of the British race and built the railroad using his bare hands.... and by bare hands I mean the inferior Chinese race.
>>74225700
That's what the muds say too
>>74225484
Petition Congress for statehood. Trudeau would be too much of a cuck to stand up to Trump to stop it. DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
>>74225785
Okay so? I don't give a shit about stupid shit skins they'll never be citizens. They can be living here for 1,000,000 years they aren't Canadian. I'm an ethnic Hungarian but I'm a true patriotic Anglo, if the eternal Anglo were a real person it would be me.
>>74225651
>Bow Valley tourism industry currently among the most profitable sectors in the nation.
Have you seen the gooks out here? No?
Pays well though so I'm not complaining.
>>74225948
No I don't look at stupid Ching chongs
But that sounds good, I didn't know that
>>74225310
Alberta is the best province. Please take us away from this horrible Libtarded country. We will give you oil. We know you love oil.
>>74225879
I'm going to do this.
Can you p[lease give me links?
>>74226043
You're ours, we conquered your land it belongs to us.
If you want to be a part of the United States than you can apply for refugee States since your province has burnt down, once all the Ukrainians are out we can fill Alberta with Anglos and finally make it a great province
>>74225925
If you were a true Anglo you'd feel at least some solidarity with your fellow Anglos in other provinces.
DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL?
WELCOME ABOARD ALBERTA
>>74226188
I love every single province, you will find me defending Canada in every single thread I will always be the first one to reply to a "pls annex us thread" I love Canada, I love Canadians. I
Over every single province what I don't love is traitors who want us to be annexed.
>>74226185
WTF are you smoking?
Alberta is the most Anglo province of all of them.
Have fun being broke when we leave.
Piss on you Easterners. My family has been here for 4 generations.
>>74226356
Read that in Trudeau's Shakespeare voice.
>>74226356
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>>74226356
Weren't you the one complaining about transfer payments or am I just confused?
>>74225471
>>74225484
>>74226043
>>74226150
TRAITOR
Western Canada should secede from the confederation and join the US.
ye
>>74226400
Oh yeah you're right, which one was it that was Ukrainian Manitoba?
>>74226421
I never saw that video, read that in a Hungarian accent because that's what I have
>>74226463
Why is it so bad that I'm so patriotic?
>>74226487
No that wasn't me
>>74222484
Small army and no nukes, this could totally be done. No one would do anything.
>>74226463
Look our City even has a cowboy hat on it.
We would fit right in with you guys.
We have tons of oil.
We love shooting guns
Make a petition to annex us please!!
Alberta? Why would anybody choose to live in the impoverished burning version of saskatchewan?
>>74226673
Right, I think the reason I didn't like you was because you're very anti-French and it's the other guy I didn't like for being a cucked Albertan
>>74226150
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Admission_to_the_Union
You'd need to get it on some ballot in Alberta, whatever the process for that is. If a majority of Albertans voted to leave Canada and join the US, then it becomes murky since this hasn't been done before, but if our Congress votes for the go ahead, and with the force of will of Trump and weakness of Trudeau then integration would gradually happen.
>>74226701
KEK KEK KEK KEK
This is a Calgary regiment marching to Montana. Look how cool we are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1awwAgU_t8
>>74226799
Find me someone who likes the French, I like Quebec though they're cunts but they're our cunts and they belong with us
>>74226838
Last time a western province tried to join Clapistan we hung the ringleader for the traitor to the crown he was, and francophones have been assblasted about it ever since.
>>74222484
You can leave Canada with the same amount of clay you were given at confederation, and that's none.
Alberta belongs to Canada, go fuck yourself.
>yfw born in time to see balkanization on a global scale.
>>74226730
Saskatchewan
Fuck off, you flat-landed socialist
>>74226043
I'd give a fifth of my salary away per year for as long as it took if it meant we could have Alberta in the US, seriously.
Is it autumn already?
>>74226971
This isn't the 19th century, most Canadians are too cucked to resort to any sort of violence.
>>74222484
you're retarded if you think burger land will treat you any better.
>>74227063
Even if every single American gave me their entire salary every year I would not support a single province or territory leaving Canada
>>74226925
What people don't get is that we'd be happy just doing our own thing. If you gave Quebec complete autonomy within Canada (a bit like the Russian autonomous republics) things would work a lot better
>>74226701
Here ya go
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/annex-canadian-province-alberta
I will try my hardest to get this around.
We would be proud to be a part of the USA!
>>74227293
kekle
>>74227282
We've done everything except that, it's pretty much a province that has executive rules above all others. You frenchies are treated so well, when in reality we could have just assimilated you into our Anglo culture.
Just be thankful that the rest of Canada lets Quebec exist as a semi-autonomous french province.
there's really no reason for us to stay in canada
we don't like canada, nor do we identify culturally with ontario, nor do we want to contribute to ontario (the most jewish of all provinces)
we should be given a referendum as was given to quebec
argue this, canacucks
>>74227282
I agree, I think every province should have more autonomy not just Quebec. It's important we all remain United and giving each province more autonomy would help that.
>>74227293
Signed.
>>74227282
>russian autonomous republics
>autonomous (except maybe Chechnya)
Don't make me laff. But in all seriousness I agree, I think decentralization is best policy. People on this board forget that even though the Quebec sovereignty movement is struggling, it's still the single best example of nationalism on the continent. Ideally I would like to see a Canada that deals with foreign affairs and leaves its nose out of provincial affairs other than ensuring free trade.
Soon.
>>74222484
Maybe. Wha'cha got? if you've got something good we'll talk.
>>74226532
We didn't betrayed Canada, Canada betrayed us.
>>74227438
No, you tried many different things to assimilate us and not a single thing worked. We're not filthy colonials and we expect to be treated properly.
>>74227462
>>74227521
I've thought for some time now that you could probably run a successful electoral campaign with increased decentralisation as the basis. I know Quebec would definitely like this.
RoC Alberta haters plz
We are actually useful
>>74227521
>>74227459
>>74227438
how would this work for foreign investors like china? Do they just have to renegotiate old deals on land? what about private citizens spending millions of dollars to buy property?
>>74227676
Any country as large as Canada needs this, It's ridiculous for the federal government to have so much control over each province.
Does anyone know if the AFP is actually doing anything?
>>74227293
I don't think my vote counted... Probably because I'm Canadian.
>>74227887
Yeah, even the original constitution went too far with federal powers
>>74228000
Nah, mine didn't either.
We'll take all the straight provinces. That means: Alberta, Northwest Territories, Yukon, Nunavut and Labrador. You mudslime Trudeau faggots can have the rest. Enjoy your anal sex.
tfw america is the greatest and always will be
>>74227604
My area was one of the only ones to vote Liberal. I'm really ashamed but the guy we voted in was a cripple and everyone had some weird guilt complex.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Hehr
>>74223700
Your 'education' isn't worth the toilet paper your diploma is printed on.
>>74228201
>July 20, 2005 (Civil Marriage Act): Alberta, Prince Edward Island, Nunavut, and the Northwest Territories
Every other province allowed gay marriage before that
>>74228426
Sweet, was actually pretty close. I just meant straight as in all the other provinces are gay as fuck in comparison to the wintery glory of the others mentioned. Should've probably threw in Saskatchewan and Manitoba as well.
>>74227741
tfw that image got spread around all the 'berta groups on facebook.
>>74227676
>No, you tried many different things to assimilate us and not a single thing worked.
uhhhh
>Largest city has a large anglo population.
>Best university is anglo.
>Culture literally survives because the federal government allows it.
>Get gifted Ruperts Land and all dat Hydro and you still can't balance your fucking books.
Shut the fuck up and know your place Jean-Guy.
>>74227145
Last time it happened was the 20th century you uneducated burger flipper, in 1970 Trudeau Sr. Enacted the war measured act.
And it was the army that rolled in and crushed the rebellion
By god we'll do it again, It's Trudea Jr. in charge now. We'll roll in the tanks on Alberta just for fun.
There is absolutely nothing to dislike about Alberta. It's like Texas with better weather and nicer nature. Only province that competes is based Labrador, only because it's weather is 10x better still.
>>74228571
Yeah I figured that's what you meant
>>74228678
Don't nuke Toronto there's a bunch of decent areas still
We all wish you faggots would, it would be fun to watch Alberta get BTFO on TV
Build a wall fucking when?
>>74228639
>he doesn't realise that even now the provincial government is servile to Anglo interests and gives Anglo hospitals (MUHC) and universities (McGill) the most money
>he doesn't realise that our culture survived even when the federal government didn't allow it
>muh money
When Anglos control the money, don't be surprised that most of the money goes to Anglo institutions
>>74222484
>Stayed a cuck to Brittania
No
You will never be allowed to be a part of us unless we annex you in war and take out most of your population
>>74229183
>*unsheathes katana*
>>74229459
Nothing personnel goyim
>>74226730
more like saskatchingchong
Wall fucking when?
Canadians have become such cancer. What happened to make all the Canadian redditors come here. I remember when Canada had interesting things to say.
I'm going to start using my VPN again because it's fucking embarrassing
Good luck Alberta
Here is a petition to The White House to annex Alberta:
https://wh.gov/is1Oi
We would have a lot more independence under USA...
Businesses would rush to Alberta...
We would make a lot more money...
We would have a lot more jobs...
No transfer payments...
Less taxes...
No bilingual crap...
A nice pipeline going to the States...
An army that is well equipped...
A country that respects us...
A more Conservative government...
A more strict immigration system...
Trudeau would be gone...
Less leftist hippies...
If the Canadian government decides to attack us we will have the American military on our side.
I'm not seeing many downsides.
>>74230591
A better future for your wife's son
>>74224457
Reminder that all you need is a dog to scare minorities and manitoba becomes best province
>>74222484
In order to be American you have to cleanse native.
Rid your land of all injuns (or make a sports team for them in an isolated corner of the province) and you are accepted immediately
>>74226043
Enjoy your new speNDP nigger
>>74229648
>you will never everything in Canada west of Calgary separate and become an ecofascist technocracy
why live?
>>74231467
*everything from Calgary west to the open Pacific
