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>drinking coffee
>drinking tea

Only redpilled drink is energy drinks.
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>>74086112
> Savage to your kidneys
> Diabetes bottled plug & play
> "replace" lack of sleep and so a wrong style of life

Yeah, redpilled for sure
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>>74086112
>not drinking the historical beverage of our ancestors
>not drinking the eternal beverage of our ancestors
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>>74086112
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Green tea is the healthiest drink on earth.

I swapped soda for green tea and I've never felt better.

Soda is fucking terrible for you.
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tastes like piss with sugar
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>drinking any form of the canned jew
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>>74086441
>>74086547
>>74086691
try drinking coffee or fagtea while skateboarding. fucking idiots.
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Fuck off with this bullshit. Mods?
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>>74086112
Hello Monster Energy marketing team.
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>>74086855
>>74086855
>drinking stuff that colors your teeth. i will enjoy my sugar free clear colored energy drink ladm8. i need my caffeine, the 2nd drug of white people after cocaine.
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>>74086112
>drinking the caffinated jew
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>>74086804
how do you know what piss tastes like?
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>energy drinks

GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS
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>>74086112
Fucking retarded.
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>>74086858
>This consumable is ESSENTIAL to your "lifestyle choice"
>You goyim wouldn't want to be UNCOOL now would you?
>Only $49.95 plus tax
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>>74086858
>skateboarding

Do your parents know you are on here son?
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>>74087041
without it the enlightenment would have never happened.

>>74087112
delete this.
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>>74087202
he doesnt skateboard to travel within town. you either are a fatty or a bike kike.
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nahhh. i drink them but i am ashamed
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>>74087001
I hope you realize that soda is one of the worst things for your enamel (after wine) and contributes a lot more to discolouration of your teeth than coffee by a large margin.

See chart. ph levels of energy drinks are:
Red Bull – pH: 3.3.
AMP Energy – pH: 2.7.
Monster Energy – pH: 2.7.

Have fun with your disgusting teeth.
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this thread is literally full of cuckolds. Soda is as american as you can get faggots, bet you'd love some hippy dippy socialist to come in and take it away.
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>Literally a meme drink full of Jewish additives, like sugar and caffeine


Try again OP.
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>>74087112
Delete this
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>>74087416
>teafags
enjoy your no gains
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>>74086112
Enjoy your double XP, FaZefag
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>>74087416
sugar and caffeine are staples of capitalism you faggot.
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>>74087389
>BUY BUY BUY
>If you don't you are UNAMERICAN!
>Only $49.95 plus tax
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>>74087293
>not having enough money to drive where ever you want whenever you want

You are either too young to have a job, or some faggot concerned about muh atmosphere. Which is it?
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>>74087500
>driving when traveling less than 10 blocks

hello fatty.
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I love energy drinks
And i like that the white monster energy zero ultra just came to sweden, it tastes pretty good.
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>>74087492
is your daughter being raped by muslims right now? america is the best, only liberals disagree you cuck
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>>74087673
Nice comeback Monster Energy marketing team. Really cut to the bone.

Do you really think we are this gullible?
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>>74086112
>Sugary soda with a bunch of caffeine, vitamins and useless shit in it

At least get your energy drinks from the health food store, or just take caffeine pills.
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>>74087645
its delicious. plus unlike cuckfee and fagtea it has B vitamins.
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>>74087760
I think you're a libtard bernie sanders supporter with no life and a wife who cheats on you.
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Or, you could

>exercise
>eat healthy food
>drink only water
>get good sleep

And you'll never be tired and need disgusting caffeine infused drinks to stay awake.
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>>74087760
Lad you don't to be that guy who doesnt drink Monster right? You want to have a gf right?
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>>74087809
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>>74087882
>he doesnt take caffeine before lifting
You will never make it ladm8.
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>>74087950
I don't drink semen.
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Energy drinks full of hormone altering jew poison. They are the most blue pilled drinks you can drink, it's not surprise mostly man children enjoy them.
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>>74088005
A FUCKING LEAF
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>>74086112
>paying to consume acesulfame potassium, pH unbalanced water, caffeine & some artificial flavors
Good goyim, keep consuming that poison
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>>74087882
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>>74087416
>>Literally a meme drink full of Jewish additives, like sugar
>can in picture says Zero sugar

Try again, Paki.
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>>74087995
Actually do you. What do you think the Taurine in most energy drinks is?

[spoiler] Bull Jizz [/spoiler]
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>>74088154
It's even worse than refined sugar, it's fucking acesulfame potassium
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>>74088044
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I enjoy a Red Bull from time to time, especially when I've got tight deadlines for work. Shoot me.
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>>74088154
>Paki central calling out paki lite

Try again euro wog.
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>>74088194
jewish tricks dont work here.
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>>74086858
Degenerate. I'm 30 and I skate to work because its 10 fucking minutes away. I drink caffeinated tea unironically. Shits way better for you than your shit in a can. Enjoy getting massive headaches because you cant differentiate between adrenaline and caffeine while you eat shit trying heel flips. Enjoy paying the doctor for prescribed caffeine pills to whittle you off the stuff.
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I haven't had a soda in over a month.

I think I'll have a Dr. Pepper with lunch. Thanks for the idea, m8.
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>shilling for energy drink
>not realising milk is the drink of the white man
>only Whites drink it into adulthood
>is white
>makes you tall (Whites being the tallest race)
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>>74086930
Just buy some, senpai
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>>74087484
And capitalism is run by jews
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>>74088407
jokes on you. I have health insurance.
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>>74088495
And so is socialism, so what
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>>74087760
I hope they're not paying good money for this.
He's not very good at it.

>>74087950
It's got what plants crave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boy_tLWeqA

>>74088367
You need to go back to shill school.
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>not taking caffeine pills with l-theanine
Plebs, all of you
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>>74086112
Naisu baitu desu fampai
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>>74088434
we here at Dr Pepper Marketing appreciate your purchase. WHy not buy a snickers too.
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>>74088367
>jewish tricks dont work here
They actually do

Most people are too stupid to think critically on their own
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>>74088591
I'm glad Spurs lost today you kike. Fuck the yids.
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>>74088527
>jokes on you
>on you
Aren't you the one destroying your body?
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>>74088708
>implying skateboarding doesnt do that to begin with.
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Finnbros, you must decide once and for all: ES or Megaforce?
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>>74088656
top vav
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>>74086858
Can you explain? Fucking retard
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>>74088841
try sipping a cuppa with your pinky sticking out while skateboarding. kurwa for fucks sake.
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>>74088782
You sounds like one of those fat kids that walk with their boards across the street. If you suck dick then yea, its bad for you.
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if you enjoy rotten teeth maybe.
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>>74086858
just buy some coffee or tea instead of toxic shit in a can? like what the fuck are you even on about you literal fucking mongoloid
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>>74088600
Meth is best. Caffeine can make you irritable and uncomfortable in large doses. Most caffeine pills or weight loss supps are not really potent enough to take one and too potent for two until you build a tolerance.
I used to eat stacker 2s all the time.
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>>74088690
Yeah fuck the Yids.
>I'm cool right? Hating that jewish football team.

>>74088434
You don't want to do that Anon.
It's all part of the Coca-Cola family.
Have a nice cup of tea. It was the drink that spurred your country on the path to greatness.

>>74088995
What's a bottle?
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>>74088995
Or maybe don't drink anything while skateboarding. Fuck sakes Ricky
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>>74086112
>drinking liquide diabetes and chimical shit because it's "in" and got badass logo
thanks for your wonderful dietetic tips america
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>>74088083
Sensible life decisions are now considered fedoracore? Why?
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>>74089221
You are one to talk since poles drink vodka all the time from handling heavy machinery to giving birth.
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>>74086112
Monster energy is owned by jews.
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Milk is for the pure
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>>74089663

milk is for babies
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>>74089611
red bull was started by an Austrian of Croatian heritage and a wealthy Thai dude, it's the better choice

>>74089663
enjoy your heart disease and IBS
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>>74087305
>not neutralizing your energy drinks with sodium hydroxide
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>>74086112
Does it have sucralose? Animal models suggest sucralose can semi-permanently destroy helpful gut flora (at least 12 weeks, as the study did not continue longer to see if the flora returned).

Organic coffee black is the way to go, plenty of caffeine, and rich in antioxidants.
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>>74086112
> manufactured sugar
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>>74089388
He's just a meme spewing retard with no substance to back his post m8
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>>74089691
>I wonder why american milk is banned in europe
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>>74089663
Milk is redpilled as fuck
I only drink this brand, Grass fed, and glass bottled
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>>74090033
Because cows are fed nothing but GMO's accumulating toxins and pesticides, while pumped full of antibiotics and hormones, and constantly stressed and flooded with cortisol. American milk is literal poison.
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>>74090162
if you buy garbage milk from Walmart or something, its very easy to find quality milk
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>>74088656
> google translate
> vavvavvav → > where
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>>74087112
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>>74090293

I suck it straight from yo momma's teat
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>>74086112
Buying $3.99 Canned Jew every.single.day

Fuck off Schlomo
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>>74090293
Regardless, the hormones secreted in milk are designed to help a calf grow. They have no place in humans, yet alone adults. There's a reason more than half of the planet can't digest lactose.
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>>74086804
Ex gf use to piss in my mouth, it does not taste like monster.
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>>74086112
That drink has artificial sweeteners in it, OP.
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>>74090109
>Milk is redpilled as fuck
kek how uninformed

http://www.pcrm.org/health/diets/vegdiets/health-concerns-about-dairy-products

http://drhyman.com/blog/2013/10/28/milk-dangerous-health/

You realize it's full of fat and hormones of a cattle, right? You're drinking the titty-juice of an animal that is nothing like that of humans' milk, it's fucking bad for you
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>>74086691
http://www.livestrong.com/article/212880-testosterone-side-effects-of-green-tea/
IT LOWERS TESTOSTERONE
>>74090421
>I suck grandma titties
Nice!
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>>74089663
swedish milk a shit
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>>74090505
>fat is bad
top kek

won't argue the hormone aspect
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>>74086112
>the isotonic jew
>redpilled
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>>74090618
that's because its made from bulls
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>>74090526
LOL. This testosterone shit is the hugest disinfo movement ever, everything healthy from tea to beans.

Wake the fuck up. The real harm to testosterone is high-carb foods that increase abdominal body fat. Look at America now and how feminine men have become. I assure you they're not living off of green tea and soy, they're living off of fast food and bottled water.
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>>74090620
Not all fats are created equal.
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>>74090526
>IT LOWERS TESTOSTERONE
Other research says otherwise:

Tea, green and black. This is perhaps the best natural supplement. New research (2012) shows that green tea acts in a way similar to anabolic steroids.
Tea: Testosterone

Note:
Tea is the only food that does this. It inhibits a process called testosterone glucuronidation.

Info:
This process breaks down testosterone in the body. When green tea inhibits this process, circulating testosterone levels raise.

Performance-enhancing:
This means green tea leads to higher testosterone. Green tea is a performance-enhancing drug.

The anabolic steroid testosterone can be used by athletes to enhance athletic performance and muscle growth.... Inhibitors of testosterone glucuronidation could have an impact on circulating testosterone levels, thus aiding performance, as well as... masking testosterone abuse.
Dietary green and white teas

Green tea is studied a lot in research. It leads to less body fat and more muscle mass. It may lead to increased T and better athletic performance.

Tip:
Drink several cups of green tea each day. Even drinking a gallon of green tea every day would be beneficial.

Important:
It would lead to less fat and more muscle mass—even with no exercise. Do you like the couch?

Black tea:
This has less performance-enhancing chemicals in it (called catechins). But it also helps (go easy on the sugar).

http://www.stronghealthtips.com/natural

>>74090620
Not all fat is bad, but cow fat isn't ideal when you factor in the hormones that have to come with it

I churn butter by hand 1860s style and still try and avoid eating it if possible (butter is some tasty stuff, sadly)
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I heard that in slavic countries when you turn on the tap cheap energy drink comes out.
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I drank energy drinks religiously from when I was 16-19. About 1 a day excluding weekends. Some days I drank two.

My heart over time started to feel like it was beating funny. Also I got really sick if I tried to have an energy drink with a regular meal. And it was barely a substitute for a good nights sleep when you have to work and go to school for 8 hours.
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>>74086112
Red Pilled? Dude, that stuff will kill you eventually.
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>>74087416
I only drink monsters sweetened with erythritol, I'm addicted.
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>They actually like the canned flowing cancer
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>>74090777
>beans
>Fast food
>soy
>bottled water
these are all highly common things, and ALL bad for you

>>74090859
I to have to really moderate myself on the butter, 2 sticks a week
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>>74090505
if you're a nigger, then yes, i checked those websites, and im pretty sure they pasturize and make it drinkable for humans. i think you are a yellow person, mister chang, and i think you should go back to your own filthy trash heap of a country.
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>>74086858
>skateboarding
Get the fuck off this board punk.
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>>74086691
Hibiscus tea senpai
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>>74090859
you just keep posting, mister chang, change your flag this INSTANT!
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>>74087305
squirt? can you explain?
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>>74091096
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>>74090958
>Soy and tea bad for you
>Japan blows America the fuck out in every metric of health including life expectancy

Why be willfully ignorant? Is it so bad to be wrong that you'll cherry pick research and ignore the facts of reality?
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Fun fact: The logo for Monster energy is three times the hebrew symbol for the number 6.

666
M
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>>74089611
Say it ain't so!
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>>74086112
This thread brought to you by the soft drinks industry.
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>>74090967
>pasturize
Kills both the good and the bad in it, they flash pasteurize.

I use to drink milk then about a dozen years ago I stopped when I realized all the negatives that came with it.

>>74091073
k Muhammed
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>>74089611
yup. the logo is 666 in hebrew.
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>>74088440
Milk-drinking master race
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>>74091213
They must be hurting right now. I know I quit energy drinks about a month ago.
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>>74086112
Take everything in that, pour it out.
Not good stuff.

Only good thing in that is water, and creatine.

Everything else speeds up your heart and is harmful.


This is a population controller like smoking, drink these if you are white trash.

If you are smart, buy Creatine in bulk and make your own energy drinks to save $$$.
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>>74091152
it think it has more to do with their overall diet than just those two things, its not hard to beat Americas health. I don't know what you mean by cherrypick research, Soy is just terrible tasting and fucking gay
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>>74091361
>Soy is just terrible tasting and fucking gay
Not an argument.
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>>74091436
present me with an argument as to why it is good, and blow me the fuck out. but so far there have been no arguments from either of us, just assertions
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>>74091436

> soy
enjoy your phytoestrogens
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>>74088407
From the bay area , I've only ever seen black guys heel flip it's a stereotype out here , did you just unintentionally call him a nigger?
>Nice.
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>>74089133
>high doses make you jittery
That's what the theanine is for bud
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have some coffee you fancy little fruit
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>>74086112
I drank Rockstar 240MG of caffeine every day for about 2 years. Tried quitting cold turkey by the 3rd day my muscles hurt way too much. I then switched to Monster ops pic 140MG caffeine for about 1 month, now drink 50MG Tejava tea. I have more energy and my sleep habit is back to normal.
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>>74091762
they always call that a meme, but Nips look pretty low test to me
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>>74087484
poison and a drug. welcome to america
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>not drinking grape soda or Arizona iced tea
I shiggy niggy
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>>74091924
Arizona is loaded with the sugar jew
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>>74091924
>Arizona iced tea
Nigger
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>>74091762
Phytoestrogens block the human estrogen absorption. Phytoestrogens are so negligible, but the benefit of them isn't.
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>>74091602
It is a plant based protein, part of a healthy balanced vegan diet, which literally practically every measurable factor of health.

There is plenty of research to suggest it also reduces occurrences of prostate cancer on its own.

The disinfo about testosterone was created by the whey industry (milk). Read the research yourself, it takes hundreds to thousands of times the concentrations you'd be able to eat, of the "estrogen mimicking" compound you're so paranoid about, to see any effects.

In fact, evidence suggests these compounds bind with such a weak affinity, that they may actually lower net estrogen by causing the body to produce less estrogen, while not fully binding to receptors.
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>>74086441
>Not having realized the truth
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>>74092249
*Which improves literally
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>>74092249
I'm vegan, but I get my phytos from flax for the lignin formation.
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>>74092249
now there are arguments that i'm completely unprepared to refute. You've obviously done more reading on this than I have (/fit/ browsing)

I'm still not ever going to eat BEANS or BEAN products
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>>74087112
Oh, fuck off. I think OP's a daft cunt but you're worse.
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>>74092519
You should avoid dairy then, due to high mammalian estrogen.
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>>74086112
>>74087112

Monster's the most redpilled consummable out there.

https://youtu.be/9OiyrXoa_xo
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I only drink water, seltzer water, black coffee. No liquid jew for me.
Also, brush teeth with baking soda and peroxide. No jewpaste. Hard firm gums. White teeth.

> drink liquid jew, rot teeth
> need more jewpaste
> no goy, it's not a jew conspiracy. You're just an anti-semite
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>>74087809

>b-vitamins

Perfect for masking a diluted piss test sample
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>>74086112
No I am not drinking that shit.

Tea master race here. I have a collection of puerh teas worth thousands of dollars.
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>>74088789

ES or fuck your mother.
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