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Why don't you own an islamic phone, anon?
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Why don't you own an islamic phone, anon?
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>>74061098
they do know the islamic wallpaper looks like a dick
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>>74061098
Phone bombs are already a thing
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>>74061098
Why is the wallpaper a penis and testicles?
Will this phone explode if used properly?
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>>74061098
cmon now, that doesn't even come close to NOT looking like a dick
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Isn't taking advantage of morons a sin?

You could get all that stuff for free on your curret smartphone, though i dont know why you'd want 200 "islamic ringtones"
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>>74061098
Does it have a prayer time alerting app?
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>>74061098

HAHAHAHA, NICE MICROBENIS SANDNIGGERS!!!
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>that penis wallpaper

wew
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>>74061098
mine hasn't arrived in the mail yet brother!
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>>74061098
someone with a better copypasta tool, copy and paste that bad boy spirting on his face please.

maybe slap the ol' zyklon ben on it
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>>74061098
This has to be some high-level trolling.
Probably also has a tracking chip and microphone installed by the CIA. Or an auto-detonation function to remove all kebab instantly.
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>>74061098
>Peace TV
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>>74061098
kek
my co-workers will love these.
especially the wallpaper.
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>>74061098

nice cock n balls wallpaper ahmed
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>>74061098
Subtle cock n' balls er m8 :^)
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>>74061098
>It has a very unique flight mode
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>>74061894

Sweden bringing the bantz from the cuck shed.
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>>74061098
MosqueOS when?
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>Islamic applications
>useful razor blade compartment
>remote detonator app
>real time schedule of American flights from JFK
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>>74061098
noice
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>>74061894
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I bet it goes on a monthly plan so you don't get jewed into a long term contract
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>>74061894
that's a pretty funny post, mouhammedovich!
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Ripping off muslims is a muslim tradition.
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Pay easily with mujahideen's wallet.
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>>74061098
Will the German government pay for these phones directly, or will they have to give your money to the muslims first?
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>>74061098
> 50 AUTHENTIC ISLAMIC APPLICATIONS
Bombtimer-app will be the number one, i suppose.
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Does it come with an IED detonator app?
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>>74061098
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>>74062135
>POO
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Does it come with an app that connects to IED controllers for remote detonations?
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>>74062480
with built in external terminal for detonator.
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>>74061098
that thing looks like a fucking dick lmao
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>>74062692
>remote detonators

DO YOU EVEN MUDSLIME?!
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>>74061098

That's a penis.
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>>74061894
wew
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>>74062825
back to

>>>/9gag/
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>>74063064
Back to

>>>/"""Syria"""/
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>>74061148
It increases the sales on muslims. Guess why they only fuck for procreation but hang with males the whole day and kiss each other?
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>>74063188
rekt
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>>74061098
What is this supposed to be?
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>>74061098
kek
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>>74063188
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>>74061098
wtf is an islamic ringtone
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>>74061642

It's actually a big thing in Bongistan. The channel is literally 24/7 mudlsamic propaganda.
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>>74061098
>The tagline is "The Solution for humanity"

https://youtu.be/TxbTEHoUAEI?list=PLYzhk_2eMzUNHePrNI1hatNRoqR6i07FT
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>>74061098
Does it have a jew detector?
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>>74063648
an explosion followed by angry yelling
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>>74063648
Nasheed
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>>74061098
does it answer calls on Saturdays or nah?
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>>74061098
dick phone cause splosion in area. is fatal bug
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>>74061894
my sides have planes in them
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>>74061098
all i saw was cock and balls or an airplane flying into the tower on the screen

>islam btfo
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>>74062559
>1 missed call
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quality German engineering
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Does it have ankle porn?
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>>74061098
is that the ballsack of a goat? nice
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>>74066370
Crusader online
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>>74061098

>Peace TV

Is this where I can tune into the latest beheading vids?
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>>74063854
my sides
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