North Korean coast guards intercepted a Russian yacht in neutral waters and escorted it to a N. Korean port without giving an explanation on Friday. The Russian embassy in Pyongyang has demanded the immediate release of the Russian vessel and its crew.
https://www.rt.com/news/343020-nkorea-captured-russian-yacht/
>>74052956
I have a feeling Kim Jong Un will mysteriously die of unknown causes in a week or so.
NK about to be BTFO
Nk trying to play with the big dogs now.
>>74052956
How much is that hat? Has anyone unboxed an unusual one yet?
>>74052956
>threatens china with nukes
>does this shit to russia
I knew Un was retarded... but fuck man, you had one job.
>>74052956
North Korea just fucked itself. Russia will kick it's ass if they refuse. And China will probably not have the courage to intervene.
>>74052956
So they want the whole world to turn their weapons on them? Suicidal fucks.
>>74052956
>North Korea is fucking around with one of it's only "friends"
Good job Kim.
>>74052956
Why
The Fuck
would you think that's okay?
AAAAAAAAAAAND there goes North Korea
>>74053233
Or polonium poisoning, amirite?
North Korea confirmed for pants on head retarded.
When they kidnapped Japanese film-makers, I laughed, they were like a real world supervillian with a volcano-top fortress.
When they started testing nukes, I laughed, imagining they would find a way to kick start WWIII.
Now? Now I just think they're dumb as all hell and deserve what's coming.
and Trump is worried about this fatfuck retard?
the dumbfuck sprained his ankle and was too much of a pussy to walk on it, he had to use a cane
Fucking with russia
>north korea fucks with south korea and the UN
>basically nothing happens besides more sanctions
>un fucks with russia
>>74052956
>NK started biting the hand that feeds last month by talkin' shit and etc. about China.
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2016/04/08/China-North-Korea-exchange-war-of-words-through-media/9191460137544/
http://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy-defence/article/1936616/china-unlikely-come-north-koreas-defence-if-tensions
http://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy-defence/article/1934185/north-korea-has-become-increasing-threat-china
>NK's now fuckin' with Russia like they're civil like the USA.
>MFW NK IS GONNA GET TOPPLED SOON AND THE REUNIFICATION OF KOREA WILL BE WITHIN MY LIFETIME.
>>74054129
>>NK's now fuckin' with Russia like they're civil like the USA.
> civil like the USA.
>civil
>USA
>>74054129
in a world where most countries hate your guts and you have very few friends...
why would you turn against your friends?
>>74053548
This meme needs to die. Why would China ever intervene? China trades billions with the US alone. You think they would give all that up to save a country that can't even keep itself fed?
They will hold them for ransom. It's possible the situation is so bad the navy did it themselves trying to get money or resources.
>>74054356
North Korea still exists only because China needs it as a buffer from the US (South Korea). The PRC is trying to keep the status quo as long as possible, hence why they usually shrug off NK's constant bullshit.
>Testing bombs against everyone's warnings
>Relations with China have been going down the shitter to the point of sanctions being set on them
>Now they're kidnapping Russians in international waters
Yep, North Korea is deteriorating. Nukes within a decade, fellow /pol/acks,
>>74055034
I doubt they care anymore, they just don't want millions of nork refugees rushing their border.
>>74055096
This.
The refugee aftermath scenarios alone makes a nuclear strategy actually attractive in the eyes of SK military intel analysts.
>>74055096
Or we could use them in Siberian labour camps
>>74054311
NK still has a US battle ship they captured from us years ago and we've done nothing to get it back. Also, whenever NK kidnaps one of our own we go out of are way to peacefully get them back (e.g., sending Clinton to get those two girls). This is Russia: the country that uses the excuse "Native Russians are in danger and we have to save them." to invade other countries (at least twice). I'm not saying the USA is the most civil country in the world - far fuckin' from it. However, compared to Russia, we're more fuckin' civil.
Put it like this: imagine USA and Russia are your typical criminal loan sharks. USA is that clean-cut looking amoral loan shark that goes out of his way to not use direct violence to solve his problems. Russia's that fucker next to him gripping the baseball bat so hard the wood's starting the crack and his whole body language is "MANG, I WIS AH NIGGUH FUCKIN' WOOD!". That's dealin' with Russia.
>>74055506
Forgot mah pic.
>>74055506
Cant remember russia bombing the east like it's new eve
95 iq scum pissed off their only ''ally''.If Trump gets elected, Russia and USA might blitzkrieg NK.
Holy shit. How can Best Korea be so fuckin' based?
Nothing will happen. Remember that time Turkey shot down a manned Russian airplane? Yeah....
>>74054319
Here's my hypothesis:
>Grandfather NK Dictator (Kim Il-sung) starts brainwashing propaganda that he's a God and NK is the master race of the world. He knows that he just has a part he has to play, not actually be it, to keep the populace in line. Don't get to crazy with the international community, but seem to be with his people.
>Father NK Dictator (Kim Jong-Il) grew up when brainwashing propaganda was started and knows from Grandfather that it's bullshit. In addition, Father NK Dictator further convinces populace of that bullshit propaganda by saying that Western humanitarian donations for his starving populace are actually "tributes" to the NK master race. Same thing like before, pretend to be it and not actually be it. Again, don't get to crazy with the international community, but seem to be with his people.
>Son NK Dictator (Kim Jong-un) lived abroad and went to places like Switzerland for an education. Meanwhile, Son didn't see the start of the propaganda and was probably convinced from his NK-loyal guardians abroad that NK is the God-like master race. To the Son, he ACTUALLY BELIEVES the propaganda and thinks they're the masterrace.
This is why I think Sung is crazier and more idiotic compared to his previous generations of parents.
>>74055375
why not just enslave the women and kill all the males
think of how awesome it would be to just play v ideo games all day in SK and then fuck a skinny NK chick whenever you wanted to
>>74055887
Well, sanctions hurt turkish economy, Russia hurt Turkish geopolitical ambitions, russian tourists also were important for turkish economy as well.Not speaking of possible kurdish shit breaking down.
>>74055506
Not sure why but I cringed
>>74055506
>Native Russians are in danger and we have to save them
Thats a perfectly good reason to intervene, and we should use it too. Bowing to the will of some fat chink dictator is pathetic and he should be licking our asscracks for not turning his precious shithole of a country into a crater every time they take our citizens hostage. We should learn from Russia's example and start doing business their way if we ever want to be great again.
So when will North Korea become a Chinese Province?
>>74056261
Never . The chinks use NK as a buffer zone against the US and SK
>>74056320
And what better Buffer than an entire province full of non-Chinese nationals under their direct control?
>>74056020
These people believe that their leaders are literal Gods. Holy bodies.
Even if you did that, there would be murder suicides on the daily.
>>74056320
>The chinks use NK as a buffer zone against the US and SK
>>74053233
"el kek"
>>74056385
Yeah , but you arent held accountable when the koreans fuck up and piss someone off
>tfw you will witness the liberation of the Norks during your lifetime
feels good man
>>74056592
Exactly
>Do it like America and blame it on crime/criminal groups or terrorism
Seems like NK is running out of food again.
>>74053233
actually nothing will happen because russia has no balls
Korea just wants to nuke everyone and get nuked.
>>74055506
>I'm not saying the USA is the most civil country in the world - far fuckin' from it
Name one country that has been more civil.
>inb4 countries that don't involve themselves in international politics.
>>74053465
Here you go I'd guess this one is authentic but you have to get it with the uniform too.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/North-Korea-Peoples-Army-Military-Officer-Uniform-with-Visor-Hat-Cap-/231925812319?hash=item35ffdb0c5f:g:TjUAAOSwiYFXIFNp
>>74055887
European nations care about Turkey for some reason. Nobody cares about NK
>>74057268
An argument is over before it even started if handicaps have to be set.
>>74055887
hi kurds you said you wanted some aa rockets ? well here you go but only use them on the "isis airforce"
Does Mr. Kim not know that Russia has no obligation to keep South Korea unharmed?
>This “violation” is not a severe one, particularly when it comes to Russian sailors, so they will be released soon, Osichansky said. He added the incident is definitely not the first one, and previous ones ended amicably.
>This “violation” is not a severe one, particularly when it comes to Russian sailors, so they will be released soon, Osichansky said. He added the incident is definitely not the first one, and previous ones ended amicably.
>This “violation” is not a severe one, particularly when it comes to Russian sailors, so they will be released soon, Osichansky said. He added the incident is definitely not the first one, and previous ones ended amicably.
they already let it go
>>74055506
>NK still has a US battle ship they captured
>battle ship
>USS Pueblo
>Banner-class environmental research ship
Obama playing soft ball with the gooks seems to have gone to their head. Don't bite the hand that feeds.
you got to sorta admire the balls on Kim for this.
>>74057075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylONaw4ODuk
>>74052956
Russia completely humiliated and BTFO by broke ass starving chinks
>>74057075
Except for the fact that they're the first power in decades to actually invade a country, occupy it, and annex it's territory.
>>74053548
>And China will probably not have the courage to intervene.
lol the Chinks don't give a flying fuck about NK, as much as you wouldn't give a fuck about that autistic cousin of yours.
>>74058721
This, it's literally just full of televisions spamming anti-American propaganda, and the Norks act like it's some huge accomplishment on-par with defeating the US entirely.
I just want to see that shitty little country disappear in my lifetime.
