>one shot at life
>born australian
>one shot at life
>born Jeb Bush
Feels good
>once shot at life
>born in Edmonton
>>74034924
Feels good cunt
>>74035841
fuck off chink
>one shot at life
>born a white American
>>74035841
kill yourself
>one shot at life
>born american
>get shot again
>one shot at life
>be American
>get shot
>>74034924
Couldn't have asked for more.
Yeah I am actually happy. I feel safe.
>>74035841
>P..P..P..P-PLEASE NOTICE US MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN...ERR I MEAN CUNT!
fuck off you pandering cockstick
>>74035990
Came here to say this
>>74035892
>>74035931
>>74035968
>>74035990
>>74036022
You sound upset
>>74035104
Your mall is nice.
>>74034924
wew lad
>>74035104
first time I going to the city coming from the airport all the dam oil fires made me feel like I was entering mordor
>One shot at life
>Born to white parents in a small white majority community
>Live at the ends of the earth, were melanin enriched individuals require "sunshine vitamins" if they spend long periods of time here
I never really considered my blessings until now, thanks /pol/!
>>74035841
this tbqh, feels noice.
>>74035968
>>74035990
>be australian
>lose war against emus
>one of the dumbest birds alive
>>74035841
Aussies are based
T.Floridian
>>74034924
oath feels good cunt
>>74034989
>be Jeb Bush
>born in wealthy and powerful family
>marry a mexican goblin
JUST
>>74036373
All banter aside, all the anglo nations and their people are top teir.
>>74036075
>>74036122
>>74036164
>>74036263
>>74036320
>>74036382
so much chink
>>74036558
GUACA
>one shot at life
>born a socially inept NEET pleb that browses 4chan
And on top of that I'm Australian. Life isn't worth it anymore.
>>74036617
Lee Lin Chin is fucking rad cunt, bad example.
>>74036558
and beats the fuck out of niggers
>confirmed
>>74036613
True m8, Best in the whole World!
>>74036617
what did you say to me ahmed? you wanna get glassed cunt? we don't play that crap in qld.
Bit early for this cunt most of us are hungover
>>74036617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQbwlh4Sb6U
>>74036746
oh you're only just waking up to the news? let me bring you up to speed. eurovision you almost won, right up till the last vote. your singer was a weeboo, Lee Lin gave the scores, and now pol thinks you're all chinks. it'll catch on tomorrow. enjoy your new status chinkstraya
>>74036949
I don't watch singing and dancing contests, mate.
>being Australian
>>74035104
>one shot at life
>born in Toronto
>>74037048
no but we were all laughing at you trying. the faggots from your great chink nation were hyped when they thought Auschinkland had won. how many chinks do you have as a percentage. 50%? some ausfags said 70 but i thought that was too high
>>74037245
Why are you so passionate about this? As far as I was aware, Australia was invited as a guest anyway. Both contestants were just leftovers from Australian Idol, nobody actually listens to them. I'm really not sure what you're trying to get at.
>Australians are definitely not cuck chinks
>>74035104
Went there once
All the Muslims, sihks and guck would not stop talking about nuking America
Typing out sounds kind of funny, but they would really do that
>>74037245
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Australians
>4% of Australian population
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_England#Demography_and_ethnic_background
>5% of English population
I'd take a million chinks over 1 mussie
>One shot at life
>Born in West Viriginia
>>74036718
look on the bright side, at least killing yourself will be easy, just step outside for a few minutes.
One shot at life, born in Philadelphia.
>>74038137
were you raised there as well? how many days did you spend on playgrounds?
>>74036373
>>74037495
>london
>mayor
>>74036896
Based Fin Bro
>>74038256
Still live there, only nigs and chinks at the playground. Fun fact we have a fuckton of Russians so much so there is a little moscow.aka somerton.
>One shot at life.
>Have to run against Trump.
Nigger problem so bad you have to change fuel
>*life of an aussie*
>>74038269
>whiteman
>chinks
>>74039178
abos aren't niggers, they're like pathetic versions of a nigger
they aren't even human, they're wildlife
>>74038261
I don't know why but I've always liked this connection.
>>74038256
Kek
>>74034924
>born in anglosphere
How can you knock that?
>>74035841
Too right cunt.
>one shot at life
>born 3D
>you will never be austrailian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
>one shot at life
>don't know where to put this
>>74034924
moght as el kill yaself m8
>>74034924
>One shot at life
>Get shot multiple times in America
tfw born in melbourne, its like i won the fucking lottery cunts
>>74044591
is that nardwuar?
>>74034924
> one shot at life
> be a quarter mexican
>>74035104
Hi, neighbour!
>>74044741
>>74035919
>>74037495
>>74038137
>>74035990
>>74035968
>>74045417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLg5POTvVzs
>>74036373
>tfw burger and Aussie bantz are my favorite part of Chinese fingerprinting board
Should I kill myself?
>>74045531
>killing yourself before the fire rises
these next 10 years will be FUN
>one shot at life
>born in swedistan
>one shot at life
>born as myself
>One shot in life
>Not born into a white upper-middle class American family
jdimsa
>>74041976
that video
>>74037245
At least chinks get jobs and don't rape women, Ahmed.
Came by plane. I love it here.
>>74034924
>one shot at life
>born NZer
>mother says "we aren't having any of that"
>dragged to Australia
>one shot at life
>not born australian
my every waking moment is pure agony
