>Russia to test unstoppable 'Satan 2' stealth nuke capable of wiping out an ENTIRE NATION
>Moscow meda claims terrifying weapon can dodge radar defences and bring destruction to an area the size of 'Texas or France'
my god.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/russia-test-unstoppable-satan-2-7935675
>>74013185
Look at the size of that nuke.
>>74013185
Someone set up us the bomb.
>>74013386
we get signal
>>74013454
all their base are belong to us
>>74013613
I fukd it up
I will go kill myself now goodbye
>>74013185
Bullshit. At a certain payload, most of the energy is shot into space. Several small warheads in a single area is much more effective.
>>74013185
Where are they going to test it? Nukes are like the moon landing. Fake and heterosexual
>>74013454
main screen turn on
>>74013185
>or France
foreshadowing your future
>>74013185
I don't really believe that's real because I'm pretty sure Russia would realize how pointless it is.
There would never be a small scale nuclear war, and a full scale nuclear war would overwhelm any defenses anyways.
Besides, why would they tell anyone if they did decide to do this? on top of that, why stealth? A technology which they claim is pointless? Why not hyper velocity warheads like the US and China have been working on?
Dunno man, doesn't add up.
>>74013185
>moscow media
stopped reading there
>>74013185
Do it fuck this gay liberal niggers and muslim earth.
>>74014396
Presumably DARPA is working on new laser missile defense networks
>>74013386
I was caught off guard by this old maymay and laughed like an idiot.
Now a country-destroying nuke named Satan. That's brutal and metal as fuck.