> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
>talking about Wogan
:'(
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
SWEDEN YES
fucking sweden, is he even white?
ive ben waitin for tgis nughr
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/r
N U K E U S N O W
>>74001149
nope, not swedish
he looks mongolian
So, /pol/, tell us about who're you rooting for
Even though turkroaches playing HIM song in 2016 won't win, I still can't help liking them
Look at the oil on that forehead MMMMMMMMMMM........
Vote Australia
>>74001149
Mixed, it is Sweden so why would you think otherwise?
F
>>74001219
He is race mixed. Dad is a nigger and mother swedish.
>>74001033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHCzV2FrSM
I WAS AT A PARTY AND I SAW DAVE BUT IT WASNT DAVE HE WAS DIFFERENT SOMEHOW
HE SAID HIS NAME WAS DARLA NOW AND
SWEDEN YES
Just watching the threads so I know when to start spamming social media with #JeSuisStockholm
why is the swedish guy white? he albino or something? disability outreach?
SWEDEN YES
SWEDEN YES
Is this cunt a Sami or something?
> if i were sorry
>>74001270
His forehead has so much oil the US want to fucking invade it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fj9of4IzFU
REMINDER OF GOAT ARYAN EUROVISION SONG
What the fuck is this
>Australia
>Israel
are you sorry sweden?
>>74001033
Why's he sorry? Whats the song about
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
FUCK
OUR
SHIT
UP
>>74001293
What a pretty rape baby
Orange Joseph Gordon-Levitt
>>74001247
What turkroaches with a HIM song?
> WHAT WE THINKING LADS?
suicide
REFUGEES IM SORRY PLEASE RAPE ME
SWEDEN YES
W
E
D
E
N
Y
E
S
German commentator said he's half Nigerian
>Sweden YES
>Nigger kid
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
This cheering can't be real. All these songs are such shit
>>74001219
He looks like a mongoloid and sings like one, too.
WEEB INC
>>74001033
>EVERYONE VOTE RUSSIA
EVERYONE VOTE RUSSIA
>EVERYONE VOTE RUSSIA
EVERYONE VOTE RUSSIA
>EVERYONE VOTE RUSSIA
EVERYONE VOTE RUSSIA
>EVERYONE VOTE RUSSIA
EVERYONE VOTE RUSSIA
>EVERYONE VOTE RUSSIA
EVERYONE VOTE RUSSIA
I'm legitimately surprised there isn't a refugee entry.
They're getting a fucking olympics team
>>74001343
You didn't watch Norway the other night?
>>74001149
His father is half black from a Nigerian mother according to wikipedia.
He still looks pretty white to me. He looks more like the average mongol Finn.
Can't tell if he tried to black up or just had too much makeup.
Norton kek
it's the German weaboo.
>Vegan
To the trash it goes
Muh dick!
A FUCKING WEEB
oh look a German weeb
MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN!
WEEABOOWEEABOOWEEABOO
QT
ANIME
Poli is bae <3
kekkles fux sake germany
>>74001472
HOW TO VOTE
I have no money on my pre paid telephone
Weaboo 4 Germany
>>74001441
kek
>>74001505
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>74001396
Cyprus roaches have a very HIM-esque song, like it's still 2003
>>74001446
Only an ultra cuck would go to watch the ESC.
WHO /LATVIA/ HERE?
TAKE IT HOME LIVONIAN MASTER RACE
YOU WEEABOO DEGENERATES.
>Stage is set for Germany
>anime x1000
What.
>Sweden
>If I was sorry
It's like we're not even hiding the fact that we are enormous cucks anymore.
Wtf is this WEEB bollocks?
Germany send in a seagull
>germany sent a weeb
UMBRELLA UMBRELLA ELLA ELLA
>>74001499
I've seen gypsies whiter than that guy, so...
Also, Checked
>Germany enters a girl with Downs
Where did it all go so wrong?
Otaku... ok then...
BUT
VEGAN. A FUCKING VEGAN!!! GIVE HER A PIECE OF BEEF!!
AWOOOO FOR FICKI-SENPAI
Goddamn weeb :^)
>>74001573
Poor fuck, I love you. Germany should give you money.
>TFW there are actually people who take this seriously and watch non sarcastically
"there isn't a single thing about this woman that doesn't annoy me"
I fucking love our commentary
>>74001499
>finns looks like quarter niggers
That hurts man
>>74001573
You can vote by the App I think.
>mfw Germany
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GERMANY HAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING BEAT US KRAUTS HAHAHA
It's Tumblr the song.
VOTE FOR BASED RUSSIA EVERYONE
>>74001329
fucking Darla
Norton hates dem Germans
>German Weeaboos
>NOT WHITE
>OBSESSED WITH ASIAN CULTURE
>REPRESENTING GERMANY
>Sweden
Norton cutting down the weeb
>mr Jarl
Does this cunt not know that's a title and not a name? Jesus fuck,
Germany YES
>>74001556
Im sorry, dude.
The girl is vegan, she needs more >>74001650
sausage.
>tfw secured 12 points from Israel
Why are Germans such weaboos ?
lads. bout to place a bet on this for xtra fun
russia currently at 1/1 why? surely us EU cucks wont allow it
who i should i bet on
God, this is so fucking embarassing. Why, Germany, WHY?
Just cuck my shit up
IM SO SORRY YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS WEEB
Where are the refugee dancers trying to lift up her skirt? Come on Germany, it's like you're not even trying to win Cuckvision 2016.
>>74001594
SUBHUMAN SLAV WE ARE WHITER THAN YOU LMAO STAY MAD
This is the ghost of you
haunting the ghost of me
lonely in a crowded room together.
Tell me who's scared now?
>>74001646
Would pork her though
>>74001472
Voting contributes only to half of the score, the rest comes from unelected committee, just like the EU.
Nazi Pamyu Pamyu
japs are honorary aryans so this ok
>>74001704
kek/10
>>74001486
She is a real Sami.
>>74001667
Latvia is going to win famalam
Who's gay now?
>>74001614
In the end, he said "Well, I'm not sorry".
There's always hope, Swedebro.
This is the blandest shit I've ever heard.
>we're already gone
>but we're still holding on
She's talking about the white race.
>>74001787
England
>>74001667
same anon
Speaking of Gernany's entry, I still would
Whitu pigu go homa
I have no problems with otakus and weaboos, even she is a QT,
But I focking hate vegans, go away your fcuking plant eaters
>>74001754
comfy little beach he has there
a n i m e
Wow, she is soooo HOT! SHE IS SOOOO GREAT!
JAPAN! JAPAN! JAPAN! GO JAPAN!
hhhnnnnnnggggggg
>>74001566
O DAJ MI LUFTA
Who commentates the Australian stream, is that Norton as well?
Ok, looks good but that's a terrible voice
this is the ghost of him
Germany is represented by a weeaboo. GJ
>>74001818
>Ghost of you = Ghost of Europe
>Ghost of me = Ghost of Germany
TFW
>traps tights
cock confirmed
>>74001817
Would have sounded better in German.
>>74001754
kek that synced up well
F
>>74001754
>nazi germany vs islamic state of germany
>>74001735
Last year, Russia didn't win thanks to Crimean butthurt among the liberal vote. Could explain alot.
Isn't this cultural appropriation?
>>74001747
Just who the fuck voted for her in germany?
ARAB
>AMIR
>FRANCE
AMIR. WEW LAD.
Amir from France
>>74001817
and its not even catchy. what the fuck, man.
>>74001698
THIS
Seriously family, if the UK remains in the EU, I'll be heading to Siberia and claiming my free land.
FRANCE YES
>France
>Amir
what the fuck is with the songs playing in the background?
they are old as fuck
>>74001668
link to based brit commentary
>>74001726
QT and vegan, I think eating dick is against her morality.
rolfmao
>AMIR
>FRANCE
BBBHAHAHAHAHAAH
>ARAB
>FRANCE
KEK
France . .. .Amir ?????
Oh this is bad.
Tell me who's gay now
>france
>white
>>74001891
yeah, but 1/1 means they are expected to win
WHO WILL WIN LADS
Capitalisting here
>>74001779
what, our song is bland as everything else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1y9xhmMSDk
This was our best song ever to compete in this contest
Nazi weebs
It was supposed to happen, soon or late
i wonder who's behind this whole esc bullshit
>shitskin representing France
Why she looks like she`s from some teen-porn (75/10, will fick btw)
BETTER A GERMAN WEEB THAN A FUCKING MIXED SWEDE WHOS MOTHER GOT RAPED BY A NIGERIAN REFUGEE
at least add it to the op you massive faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
Nicht schlecht Deutschland
100% french right there
THE ABSOLUTE BASED FRANCO-ISRAELI IS ABOUT TO FUCK SHITS UP
Top 10 so far
1. The Netherlands
2. Italy
3. Belgium
4. Azerbaijan
5. Czech Republic
6. Hungary
7. Bulgaria
8. Sweden
9. Germany
10.Israel
Holy shit. Amir from France is made of supercum. International world baby!
>>74001924
Kassierer got disqualified
>>74001924
it was democratically voted by our overlords.
>>74001594
Just listened to it, doesn't have a HIM-esque vibe to it. Was dissapoint, this was Nickleback tier shit.
>>74001673
Most don't but he has the mongol eyes. You know the ones.
>>74001645
It could be my shit TV from this close
12 points from ISIS for France!
France
Jewish African-Israeli sandnigger representing France
You really can't make this shit up.
A
M
I
R
Where did it all go wrong?
>>74002014
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amir_Haddad#Early_life
>ARAB
>JEWISH
god you can't make this shit up
>>74001956
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
Probably blocked though senpai
>France sent a sandnigger
>>74002014
Your song sucked.
>Amir
He is not arab he is a Jew
AMIR
>>74002014
>Weedland
>top 1
try harded m8, shit song desu, bulgaria numero 1
>>74001704
AMIR is half Israeli you retards
Have the French ever sang in English? Kek
>>74002014
But did you slow down brother?
I kind of miss the girl with a birthday cake on her head.
Please give me some (youuu),s
iPlayer has crashed for me lads
I want to hear based Norton
>WANTED TO LOOK MORE ASIAN TO GET A JEWISH HUSBAND
>MULTICULTURAL
>VERY HOT
>LIVED IN ISRAEL
>ARAB
>MULTICULTURAL
WHAT THE FUCK
Amir is a Jewish name.
אמיר
c'mon no bomb yet?
FROGS SINGING IN ENGLISH!!! WTF!!!!
>>74002110
even worse
>>74002014
Kankertrots zijn we op schlow dauwn
>>74002132
Same here mate
>>74002126
here's one
>>74002035
Probably I just miss love metal too fucking much ;___;
>this song is a tribute to al-baghdadi
>>74002089
Are you saying France can field better Jews than Israel? Damn nigger.
>>74001833
>weeabo shit not being a deal breaker
>>74002014
Come on werre better than the nigerian swede
>no french faction in battlefield 1
>now this
rip france
oh mon amiR
CHORUS IN ENGLISH
>ON A FRENCH SONG
DOWN THE PINT, LADS
VOTE FOR THE
BEST
EUROPEAN
COUNTRY
>>74001995
Nice try hassan
But its like saying solid shit is better than liquid shit
>>74002080
>>74002110
Oy vey, I'll stop making fun of him now because of the 6 million billion gorillion now
>>74002014
>Top 10
>The Netherlands
top jij
>>74002014
langzaam broeder is niet #1
>>74002110
the nose knows
>>74002120
I hope you guys show up with metal/rock finsiff
>>74001645
I don't know, he looks pretty white to me. Doesn't even have brown eyes.
Just a small reminder that there is a Strawpoll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/r
France contestant is a true European.
From Morocco and Algeria KEK
>>74001960
Yup, they also don't drink milk...
France 0 points again?
>>74002025
>>74002031
(If I were) sorry
>all songs so far
Why can't /pol/ use meme magic to make Eurovisions dank?
stream link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
Is this Syria right now?
Seeing the people Sweden and France sent, I'm actually quite happy with our choice.
>>74002208
It's for the best we just put france to sleep at this point.
>>74002014
1. Germany
2. Japan
3. Anime German Jap girl!
France sings in English
Austria sings in French
wtf is going on
>>74002291
Israel will give us 12 points
>>74002132
http://www.filmon.com/tv/live
>>74002235
unironically looking forward to it
such a qt
>>74002259
Tot Australie komt
Is that fucking Venezuala back there?
>>74002208
Are you that desperate to die that you need decimation?
This is shit. Nobody knows about him/likes him here lol
>>74002126
yeah, su...
>that country
>>74002198
Are you implying the abomination we sent wasn't good?
>>74002075
>vpn subscription ran out
Eh fuck it
Can americans srsly fuck off from this thread?
>>74002269
I know that is considered white in Finland but it's not here.
italy is best
>>74002126
Goy
>>74002316
you should not be
>>74002306
Al Faransiyya
>>74002306
No, Germany was just before that.
>>74002339
you know, I actually wouldn't be that suprised
>>74002184
http://www.filmon.com/tv/live
OH NO
