>Haha, Donald Trump doesn't do what we want him to do, w-weak Donald, r-right guys? Haha.
Top kek, Libtards can't come up with a decent nickname to shame Donald Trump, because that would be against their PC bullshit. Priceless, the meme writes itself.
>If they really wanted to hit him where it hurts, liberals would run with something like “Fat Donald.”
>and “fat” can also evoke economics — the mental image of fat cats. Disconnect Trump from the working-class voters he’s courting. Remind people of his $1 million head start, utilizing bankruptcies to protect himself, his solid gold bathroom hardware.
>Not to mention, it just rolls off the tongue.
>But the left has taken this weapon off the table. Going after Trump this way, they would be “body shaming,” which is a cardinal sin on the pages of Huffington Post and BuzzFeed.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/05/14/weak-donald-i-thought-of-a-better-trump-nickname-than-trevor-noah-in-two-minutes/
>>74001021
Can't tarnish the Trump!
>>74001021
>Donald y u so fat xD
>Because I wear a bulletproof vest for you
Trump is a big guy.
>>74001021
Do they not get it? Trumps cheesy nicknames stick because they have a sense of truth to them. Is Cruz a total liar? Not really but it makes sense to call him Lyin Ted. Same with Crooked Hillary. Calling Jeb weak and a mess was great because it's basically putting the thought into someone elses head, and then their actions end up confirming that opinion.
But Weak Donald? He isn't weak in the slightest. Even the average democrat can understand that his specific strength is the fact that he is so confident and strong as a person.
Same with "Dangerous Donald". It actually sounds kind of cool, and there's nothing to really associate to him with as dangerous because he hasn't done anything yet. All of this also falls flat automatically because it's clear that they're just hopping on and responding to a trend that Trump himself started
This is simple stuff guys
>>74002419
For you.
>be Dutch
>smoking my daily mandatory joint
>watching tv
>go to Comedy Central
>this cunt is on there
>never liked The Daily Show but at least Jon Jewart was kinda funny
>oh well, there's always Comedy Central Extra
>see that same fucking face
>watch something educational instead
I really doubt Dutchfags care enough about American politics to justify the hostage-taking of two CC channels.
Who the fuck is in charge of this shit? Can't we make up our own liberal propaganda?
This happens at least 3 times a week.
>>74002595
The Finn is right, it's a no-brainer.
>>74002419
for you.
whole show dedicated to bashing one guy. amazing relevant comedy 10/10
Big Dick Donald
Trevor Noah has seriously funny material, but it's a shame he's politically a retard. Then again we might never know, he's just paid to play the left wing rhetoric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDk5ajNDgZc
Watch this and tell me it's not funny.
They can't say fat because MUH FAT ACCEPTANCE
Libs cucking themselves out of any good nicknames
>>74001021
Albiest as fuck t.b.h
>>74002825
lotta loyalty for a hired shill
>>74001021
Nickname?
"President Trump." Get used to it, nigger.
>>74001021
They Shillary and Bernoutu can't even fucking match our memes. We're decades ahead in memetics.
If you can't handle the memes get out of the meme game.
yeah because donald has proven himself to be weak.
>>74003960
*bernout
>>74002595
I remember when Marco Rubio tried to call him "Big Donald" in response to "Little Marco" and it was cringeworthy because that's harldy an insult. Sounds like what youd call a mafia boss. "Big Don".
>>74002917
>Can't we make up our own liberal propaganda?
We always have De Wereld Draait Door.
Donald Trump is literally these people's Boogieman and thus I reveal to you guys the spooky night stories that these white knights.
Oogey Boogey Donald
You're jokin
You're jokin
He's a white guy
He's sexist
He's racist
I don't know which is worse
If you aren't shakin
Then there's something very wrong
Cause this may be the last time
You get your college funds
[spoiler]This keeps the SJW up at night[/spoiler]
>>74004234
The way the media misinterprets what he says and claim he "flip flops" I'm amazed DenyItDonald hasn't appeared yet.
>>74004382
forgot image
>>74001021
Isn't "weak" insulting to disabled or elderly people too?
>>74003266
its not funny.
poo jokes, really?
>>74004382
>>74004463
7.5/10
>>74001021
>Fat Donald
such insensitive body shaming wow.
>>74003266
No..No he's not. Even for a thief.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHxbkLpbtNk
>>74004552
>Isn't "weak" insulting to disabled or elderly people too?
Yeah but SJW and BLM always beat on the disabled and elderly anyway. So it's okay to oppress them. Especially when hotwheels made enemies of them by standing up for GG.
Bigoted Donald
Two Inch Trump
>>74001021
That'so cringy
>>74004826
He has a majestic Trump tower
>>74004826
Best sex I ever had.
>>74001021
I find "weak" to be ableist. Twitter campaign against the Daily Shoa when?
>>74004826
Libs already criticized the Republicans for talking about their dicks. They can't do it now without looking like [bigger] hypocrites
>>74005111
You could say it's yet another example of the patriarchy preaching importance about strength and masculinity.
SJWism is such a chaotic ball of garbage.
>>74003266
what the fuck's wrong with his voice
>>74001021
Next nickname the left will come up with is:
>Iron Trump
Because what he says is abrasive and rough.
Hem! That'll hurt him, for sure!
>>74005216
Never stopped the left from doublethink before.
>(((Ezra)))
>>74002419
UUUU
Nicknames don't stick unless they're accurate. Trump has a knack for picking out his opponents defining negative characteristics and using those against them.
Just randomly using negative words that don't suit your target is grade school shit. They might as well call Trump a "booger head" or "racist".
liberals can't do anything
every republican tried to brand trump and it was their downfall one week later
>donald trump is a jerk
jeb
>big donald
little macro
>sleazy donald
ted cruz
the biggest crushing blows to his opponents campaigns happened right after they announced their stupid nicknames. same goes for clinton, really. she started losing to the commie after she announced dangerous donald
>You lived to see the lefts monopoly on comedy come to an end
>>74002917
That poor excuse of a comedian is performing in my town next Saturday. Part of me wants to get ticketsto it just to yell go back to Africa or some shit.
>>74006178
Hollywood's best are Jew writers.
Has trump stumped the Jew?
>>74001021
There are so much thing you can call Trump:
Old Trump
Baby face Trump
Ceiling Trump
4chan Trump
Internet people Trump
Chyyyyyyyyna Trump
Wall Trump
Politician Trump
1 % Trump
But calling him weak... is kinda weak
>>74003781
lel
Red Ed was very successful
>>74002101
>3rd world countries
>>74001021
>trevor noah
Who?
Seriously though, this worthless sack of shit was said to be the next hit comedian.
He is pretty much a black Louis C.K..
The only nickname that could work is "Dodging Donald" because it carries with it confirmation bias: "Ah, he didn't answer that question the way I wanted! Dodging Donald!" But of course sometimes he answers with a simple yes or no. That's how unpredictable he is. That's why there's no good nickname for Donald. He's unpredictable.
t. not Scott Adams
>>74001021
Noah is just a tool that was given a job by the cucks at Comedy Central and Jon Stewart because of his mulatto privilege.
Egalitarian cucks can't into memes.
Compare this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dARJJxMjqwc
to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ecEb4tEPic
>>74006351
All of those can be used in favor of Trump, or at least turn on the left themselves.
The left have nothing. Their own culture is limiting themselves in every regard.
>>74002595
No its not, it's selling past the deal retard
If he says it with enough confidence it must be true
If he calls someone a liar, it has a double implication, that he is not a list and that person is at least not trustworthy
It doesn't have to be true, and trump has lied more and harder than cruz
>>74007014
He's not lied, he's the king of plausible deniability. He's vague enough to hear what you want but to be able to refute your interpretation later.
That's the art of the deal.
>>74003266
I feel like people listen to him because he is half black South African and stupid people feel guilty when they don't laugh at his jokes.
I really think the left needs to accept the fact that it's over for them.
They had their 8 years of Obama, which was really a huge fucking disaster for them. They had a majority in both houses, and they had the POTUS. Now they're facing another 2000 election.
It's just the other side's turn now. Go have some fucking dignity you crybabies.
>>74006773
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ecEb4tEPic
holy shit, this is awesome
>>74003266
Also leave it to a brown lefty comedian to make fart, poop, shit, dick and racial jokes. Why are leftists so filthy and so degenerate.
WOW, FAT SHAMING? I LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
>>74007435
It made me feel proud to be American and I'm not.
>>74002419
Hes actually quite fucking yuuuge
Dementia Don
>>74006773
Superior ducktales remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsNJjGGR4P8
>>74007676
Don't shame people with mental health issues.
>sjw arguments
>>74007368
That isn't a good thing you stupid fuck
How are you supposed to know what he stands for then?
No, more specificially:
How are you and people like you supposed to know what his real policies are, and not be able to project all your wildest fantasies, and not get rused into voting against yourself?
>>74007998
Projecting much?
Did I say it was a good thing? You just made my case you utter buffoon.
>>74002595
The other key part they haven't caught onto is repetition, for any nickname to stick it's got to be repeated over and over again. This means once you've got a nickname you stick to it.
By calling him Drumpf, then Dump, then Dangerous Don, then Weak Donald they don't give any of them time to stick.
Drumpf was kind off sticking until everyone wanted to have a go at coming up with there own
>>74004382
>>74004463
Makes much more sense with the image
>>74001021
I find that people talk about trump over here. Is it like this in other countries? They don't say positive things most of the time, they talk about him a lot though. Never anything about Shillary, I did hear some sanders shit at the start but it feel away quickly once it was obvious he would get the nomination.
I always just say, yeah Trump but imagine if he was President and he was good at it would be funny.
>>74008239
Plus dangerous is not consistent with weak.
Boas, paneleiro. :)
>>74001021
> Dumb Donald
> Dodgy Donald
> Terrible Trump
> Dirty Donald
> Door-mat Donald
> Tired Trump
> Treacherous Trump
> Dopey Donald
> Double-Cross Donald
>>74001021
that has to be the worst nickname to give to trump
weak donald made pope apologize
>>74001021
>6'3" billionaire alpha male playboy who overwhelmingly defeated a field of 15 candidates to become the nominee while battling an unprecedented media smear campaign
>weak
wew lads
They literally aren't allowed to use any truly demeaning words because it would destroy their PC narrative.
This just keeps getting better.
Trevor Noah isn't very funny, but he suggested a bunch of nicknames beyond "weak Donald" on that episode. But whatever, this is just another Brietbart article shilling thread. They don't even need to advertise on this site any more. They just continually post these threads and everyone eats it up.
>>74002917
>Can't we make up our own liberal propaganda?
Have you EVER watched RTL 4? Recently they ran a piece on Trump, saying he's flip flopping. They showed an edited part of his illegal mexicans speech, followed by the one where he says he loves hispanics. Completely unrelated. They also show him calling out Lying Ted and calling him a strong opponent right after. Like those two are mutually exclusive.
DWDD is even worse imo. Always with the dancing and rapping niggers, shaming anyone who has a different, less liberal opinion and other bullshit WHILE SIPHONING THE MONEY FROM THE PEOPLE.
If people want to watch that bullshit, let THEM pay for it. Not that fucking complicated I would think, but then I remember we live in a communist country. Today a bunch of SP niggers in red coats came knocking on my door while I was working from home, like nobody has anything better to do than to listen to their communist ranting.
>>74007998
Trump is a real American patriot, of that there is no doubt. America is not the soil, the rivers and the mountains. America is its people.
Make America Great Again!
>>74002419
>Donald Trump: 6'2''
>Eric Trump: 6'5''
>Melania Trump: 5'11''
>Ivanka Trumo: 5'11''
A family of big guys apparently
>>74001021
>Weak Donald
>Fat Donald
kek, both are weak as fuck
>But the left has taken this weapon off the table. Going after Trump this way, they would be “body shaming,” which is a cardinal sin on the pages of Huffington Post and BuzzFeed.
kek they keep attacking his hair, skin, hands/fingers and dick
>>74006351
All of these are terrible and don't come close to working as nicknames
>leaving Germany in charge of bantz
>>74006644
Noah is a kike too
nice sequence of digits btw
>>74012923
>battling an unprecedented media smear campaign
so when do you graduate high school? 3 years or 4?
>>74003266
>it's a bait and switch routine
>>74006773
I can't even put into words how much I cringe at Reddit's obsession with the word "dank", who the fuck even says it unironically anymore?
It's even sadder when you realize these poor fucks think they are some kind of masters of the internet and memes but then they come up with this shit that looks like something a completely out-of-touch soccer mom would post because they think it's hip and cool. Their meme magic is literally just "impact text on pictures and putting the word dank everywhere you can".
>>74005111
>111
Can't argue with those trips
>>74001021
>has to be a word that can easily be attributed to someone that people can nod their head to when said
>uses weak, for trump, the guy who just choked out 16 other candidates with a shit eating grin every step of the way
>>74001021
Anyone has the video where he comes up with weak donald? I feel like watching something to cringe at.
>>74002917
Even Amy Schumer is on Dutch CC all the fucking time. Whenever her pig face comes up my face turns sour, people ask me why and I show them this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg
At least more people hate her now.
>>74006426
Kek, now an actual communist took his place
>>74015591
Hey at least the country seems to be moving to the right.
>>74001021
Whut is this guy on about?
>>74007014
#cruzmissile
>>74007014
>Donald, you're a snivelling coward. I'm not a liar. You are pro-obama care, a democrat, and pro-amnesty. I WILL run third party, and you WILL lose.
>>74021222
>222
>dank trips
>>74022740
O fug :D
>>74020470
Please point out where he's wrong you dipshit.
>>74001021
How about Duce Donald
>It sounds vaguely mexican
>It plays on fascist themes
Or would that require americans to know history that isn't their own?
>>74022596
Hand over the delegates, Donald
Trump can't be given a shitty nickname for 2 reasons.
1. He already has nicknames like the Teflon Don. Considering that he is called The Don instead of Don makes any nickname involving Done seem like they are calling him the boss.
2. Trump doesn't run away from his character weaknesses. If someone called him egocentric he would look at them and say "So what, I'm fucking great."
>>74001021
"Fat Donald"
If you call him that then all he has to do is open his jacket and show his bullet-proof vest. It will show that he is bravely against violent radicals.
>>74006773
This one makes me laugh every time.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cup60p9pii8
I thought Trump's official derogatory nickname was Dangerous Donald?
>Voting for a fat person
YOU LITERALLY SUBJECTIVELY FIGURATIVELY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>74023240
Hey! Don't be so misleading, we don't know our own history.
>>74023880
Everyone realized 10 minutes after hearing that that it sounds badass as all hell
>>74001021
"Dangerous Donald Drumpf" is good enough and IT WILL STICK
>>74006139
>she started losing to the commie after she announced dangerous donald
Why is Hillary's memesters so fucking inept?
We do it for free and we're better. She has millions to fund it.
"Dangerous Donald" - an idiot could tell you this isn't a slam on him. He'd love to be thought of as dangerous. It's a half step from "maverick", "rebel" and helps sell his "I'm not a politician" point for him.
>>74006635
>The only nickname that could work is "Dodging Donald"
This is a million times better because he actually does.
>>74007676
>Dementia Don
Would backfire on Hillary. This race is full of geriatrics. I'm not even joking; one bad fall down some stairs could decide the race.
>>74002595
Establishment leftists and their mindless hordes are out of touch with reality. More news at 11.
The most pathetic part of all this is the fact alone they are trying to come up with nicknames. They shit on his tactics for months, until they see that it is effective.
>hurr durr name calling idiot all he can do is call people names
>alright let's make up some names to call him
>>74006453
Don't be jelly that nobody cares enough to assassinate whoever your executive is
>>74003266
Why the fuck is every non-white commedian's content is always racism?
I literally called this shit before even opening the video. POCs are so one-dimensional it's getting pathetic.
>>74024009
If the name stuck Trump just needs to do a commercial where at the end he walks away from an explosion as DANGEROUS DONALD appears on the screen.
>>74003266
his delivery is shit
>>74023880
They realized it's a really good nickname.
The only decent meme the libtards have produced recently is pro-Trump.
>they say meme magic isn't real
>>74004234
>>74021222
I almost wish they would return to the "le..." shit.
>>74010151
>all of those are still better than Drumpf
>>74002101
Donald's so fat because he eats a lot of pussy, nigga
