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It's WW3 and you are given one superpower to save your nation from destruction

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random


how fucked are you?
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>Material Swapping

So basically I can turn all the enemies' guns into flowers.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Limiter_Removal
So I can Become super for a little while...
Britain's fucked, then again very little can save GB now
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Monster_Physiology
Nice
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>>73991194
You mean you can swap their hearts with concrete blocks
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Reversal

Oh boy.
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Haemopotent Regeneration - The ability to regenerate yourself with blood.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemopotent_Regeneration
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kebab_Removal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMLvHbyUc70
REMOVE
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V
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>>73991058
.Reincarnation Manipulation

I'm a God now motherfucker
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>>73991058
Time travel.

I'd rather fight carthage for the romans desu senpai
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Don't worry /pol/, I will become the leader of the new world.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
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>>73991058

I would be superman. Ez

Earth can't into space exploration to find kryptonite
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>Empathic projection

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Projection

Probably the gayest super power I've ever heard, also would not stop WW3.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Cutting

I could make a fortune with this in Israel and in the US
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Heh.... Manipulation of pipes, nothing I don't do already.
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Enhanced whipmanship

This could be fun
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Not only is my nation fine, but I have transcended from a human bean to a god
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toxikinetic_Creature_Creation?useskin=oasis
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_Augmentation

Mother Russia will be defended from the USAnians. You're guilty for enslaving niggers! Do more stupid shit pls :^)
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Silence_Embodiment

I can completely cut off enemy communication and calls for reinforcements. Would turn us back into 1776 guerrilla fighters but on steroids.
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>>73991340
I like how you think.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Augmentation

Jesus Christ, this is beyond broken.

>Could augment the speed of a thrown pebble to give it the velocity to have the impact of a nuclear explosion.
>Could augment myself to be the smartest, most powerful human being to ever live.
>Could augment the ground to BUILD WALL.
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I get the powers of Mayan deities, I'd say I'm fine
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>>73991058
>beam manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ray/Beam_Manipulation

I just fried all of the middle east with the the sun's rays

lmao I can kill anyone just with the light coming from their computer

pic related
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Constructs

Come at me bro
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>>73991058
my ability would be to make my countries enemies forever constipated until their asses blow up.
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>>73991058
Countenance.
>your face has an effect on those that look upon it
>healing
>destruction
>fatal

I choose destruction and show up at places I don't like.
>tfw forever alone
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>Alicorn Physiology...
The fuck?
>sees pick
everloving fuck
>is gonna get furfagged to death
Reeeeeeee
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>>73991058

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nephilim_Physiology

Hmm, I've read the Book of Enoch. Being a nephilim would probably just make me a larger target to hit despite being huge and strong.

I'm pretty fucked.
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I got "imaginary contructs"

But speaking of ww3
I was outside today and there were these very loud whooshing sound in the air, like an airshow. When I drove home and got away from the area it faded away, but I was creeped out.
What was that, because I highly doubt that was an airshow, and I saw the fire department and confused people looking for something.
Do you guys think I should be worried?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Manipulation
I think I'm k
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serqekinetic_Entity_Creation

Create creatures of acid... radical.
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>>73991510
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Projection
You are not a clever man are you?
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>>73991058
>First try
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Incubus_Physiology
I'll fuck all the white chicks and create a super race to rid the minorities

>second try
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mecha_Wearing
>:)
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_Creation

So we win
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Science_Combat
>The users may find this difficult to use if they cannot calculate proper scientific equations.

Pretty fucked.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Maser_Breath

>needs nerf
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Morality_Manipulation

Time to go full Deus Vult
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hybrid_Physiology

Great, it's WW3 and I became a tumblr otherkin.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sharp_Tail?useskin=oasis
I have ascended to giga reptilian
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>>73991058
>Magic Generation

I will make memes great again
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>>73991058

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nemesis_Form

The liberals thought they'd never see him in Canada.
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LOOK UPON MY FACE, AND DIE!
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>>73991058
Transcendent Power Cancellation/Nullification

Capabilities

User can negate and nullify the powers of nigh-omnipotent/transcendent beings, preventing them from using their powers, effectively making them powerless.

So unless gods attack us, I'm more useless than a white man in a modern german marriage.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Learning

Try and nerf me.
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>>73991610
y'know what they say about internet
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Manifested_Attacks
having trouble understanding this desu
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Imaginary Contructs . A discount green lantern
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Perception
A lot of good that does me, I'm going to hunt rats for sustenance.
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>>73992102
>more useless than a white man in a modern german marriage
Audible Kek
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>>73991893
Where in Canada are you.

New Jersey here. Been a lot of air activity recently, more so than there usually is at fort Dix.

Also saw a convoy of 10 USCG Strike team trucks headed north on the Parkway.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Attacks
not that bad
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>>73991860

lol
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>>73992200
Looking forward to a new sun dawning over Trenton.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sand_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Send me to the middle east, boys. I'll have that place cleaned up in no time
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Magic

>The user can utilize different methods of inflicting and utilizing sex, lust, pleasure, etc. as a form of magic. They can use different spells to formulate the inducement of sex or can use different sexual practices to cast different kinds of spells.

JACKPOT BABY
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Vision

FUCK YOU SAUDI ARABIAAAAAA
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>>73991058
too easy
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence
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>eye color manipulation
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Warping

gg no re
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gashadokuro_Physiology

THE HUNGRY SKELETON'S BELLY RUMBLES
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Im not fucked at all. :DDD

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Blast?useskin=oasis
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>>73991058
>aether manipulation

pepper yer angus. Spain stronk.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Creature_Creation

CCC. i will draw "Mohammed" and control the moderate hordes against the radical ones.
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>>73991058
>Calculation Transfer

Well I guess it's a great fucking thing we have that wall.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Absorption?useskin=oasis

Wheres the soap anon
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>>73992200
I'm in toronto
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>>73991860

Have fun.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Religion_Embodiment
by the power of KEK
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Sense of Strength.

Well I guess I can sense other peoples power levels and expose them.
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>Weapon Creation
Self explanatory. Case closed, Rule Britannia.
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>>73992200
A CG strike team is just used for oil spills and environmental issues.
> Was in the CG for 8 years
>inb4 welfare queen
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>Garbage Manipulation
I throw New Jersey at the enemy, America is saved.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remolding

I think I'll be useful
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cutting_Field_Projection
nice
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Embodiment

you know... it might actually work
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Communication
Fuck..
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>>73991058
i win.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosion_Augmentation

I'm gonna blow you with my firecrackers
Also I guess I can basically destroy any weapon after firing.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Embodiment
How can I even use this effectively?
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Easy
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Embodiment
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>Sexual Inducement
>The user can induce sexual arousal in others to make them lustful and crave sexual interaction. This power may work with both genders, their sexual interest and people of any age.

l-lewd
any ideas?
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>>73992506
Yes but what would the point of a huge convoy of trucks headed north mean?

What are they expecting?
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>>73991058
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

...I become God?
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Duplication_Absorption

I.....this is so worthless.....
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>>73992494
>there is Hungarian brons
Our reach is far
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>>73992704
Make every muslim feel like it weighs a ton, effectively locking it to the ground.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vulnerability_Inducement
Looks like I won't be leading the troops into battle.
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>Constructs Creation
>grumpy railgun incoming
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Aura

>The user can release and surround themselves in/with fire for defensive and/or offensive purposes, possibly becoming almost untouchable and granting them various abilities/attacks. The aura may also give the user enhanced physical capabilities such as speed, strength and durability.

It probably won't help against nukes though.
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>>73992775
fact: hungarians are the most powerful race in the world
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purification_Infusion

It's okay everyone. I got this.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality
Well, fuck.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Manipulation
We won WW3
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Condition

Not only I save my nation, I become ruler of the planet.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Collective_Entity_Physiology

>absorb all the hate and shitposting
>become baal and smite all the mudslimes
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Personal Reality.

>can create an alternate world of fantasy, in which they can control anything and everything that resides within it, being able to transfer real objects/beings from reality into this phantasmal plane and even the reverse, including themselves.

brb, sending all shitskins to literal Hell.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Reality?useskin=oasis
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Artificial soul. Gr8
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>>73991058
Everyone sit down, as I have become death, destroyer of browns.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnislayer
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Nephalem_Physiology

I win.

As a bonus I will annihilate Europe, the Mecca, and Israel.

And all of Australia's Emu's.
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I basically got Mememagic(k)

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation

Fuck yeah. Glorious Chile is saved.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotional_Energy_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I think everyone is fucked
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Magic
We win again.
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>>73992916
Rip friend
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>>73991058
>Essence_Dispersal

>The ability to disperse the essence of one's own or another's being across a form of reality

ive can literally manipulate any person to be how i want. I can disperse bevriks essence into my entire army and have them cleanse the world.
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>>73991058
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anger_Manipulation
I think ill be alright tbqhf
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>>73992775

Bitch, we are the original horsefuckers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tachyon_Generation

I guess time/space travel?
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>>73992745
Guys, I literally become God with mine.

Wtf do I do? Just erase all muslims from existence?
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>>73992102
Are you this bulgarbro or are have bulgarians just gotten extraordinarily hilarious lately?
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>>73991058
Going to Quickspoce 420blaze it those n00bs
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>>73991058
EEEEEEVIL!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malefic_Force_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
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>>73992742
You can be cpt.Tolerance n let them ficki ficki YOU when they want to try some western slut.
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>>73991058
American genocide via Yellowstone, here we come!
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Manipulation

So Hitler with a necronomicon. Get fucked muzzies.
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>>73993020
So if I have this I'd be able to go back in time to where muhammad was and just kill him?

What else?
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>>73991058
Path to Victory

The ability to ensure your victory through a certain sequence of choices. Sub-power of Victory Manipulation.

i win
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>>73991058

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation

The user can manipulate all universal forces (Cosmic, Space-Time, etc.) and bend them to their will. The power to control cosmic energy, manipulate space-time, generate and control electromagnetism, gravity, cosmic fire, etc. is in the hands of the user.
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>>73991058
Strong Heart. Fuck it was probably my fault in the first place.
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>>73991058

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/History_Absorption?useskin=oasis

I become the jew.
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>>73992744
They have trucks staged all over the country. Most of these trucks are just for the VOSS system, (Vessel Operated Skimmer System). Honestly they could be just doing training, the VOSS system is mostly used on Buoy tenders.
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>>73991610
Dude, manipulating Cross continental pipelines could really fuck up a war.
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I'm good :^)
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Precognitive_Dreaming

Eh? Sure knowing the future is helpful but is it able to be changed?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Manifestation

well shit
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sentient_Control

Easy mode.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Empathy

Seriously? I basically become vegans' mortal enemy. At least make me able to generate plant toxins...
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Erasure?useskin=oasis
Its pretty much over we won desu.
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>>73991058
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Manipulation

I think we're gonna be fine.
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Stellar Energy Manipulation

User can create, shape and manipulate stellar energy generated by nuclear reactions in the star's interior, which in turn is balanced by the outflow of energy coming from the surface or a star.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Projective_Omnilingualism
Welp...I can at least help coordinate the armies
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Generation

Good to go coach.
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>>73991058

>Corrupting madness

I try to use it on Hillary but it fails! the foe is already corrupt.
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gg

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Object?useskin=oasis
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malignance_Nullification

i can protect us from all harm
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poltergeist_Physiology

I can turn into a ghost and haunt people and places and shit. Ill be fine
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Invisibility
I'm gonna be OK
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniverse_Manipulation

Literally god.
Not bad
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Answer_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I'm not fucked at all, I basically become a God.
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>>73991058
>amalgamation power
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>>73993148
They should rename Bell network to Bellend

HAHAHA
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>Anti-Body Generation

D-Does it come with the power to be cute as well :3
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>>73992704

Take a very massive object, inverse gravity untillit's at a respectable height, then apply 10000000 times normal gravity to it.
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>>73991848
>homosexuality
My superpower will allow me to fuck any man I want!
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>>73991058
lol
This is great
Music is haram
I'd slay them with music
my sides are in orbit right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPX44xvUmFA
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>>73992063
Or something useful http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine-Demonic_Physiology
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Entertainment_Materialization


I will make anime real I guess?
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>>73993028
I would create the ideal planet and put every non muslim, nigger and jew there.
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>>73991510
You could pretty much force anyone who is in your vicinity to your will through emotional manipulation.
Best ability for saving the world to be honest.
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>>73991058
Invincibility.
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>>73991058
>Ocean Lordship
I control the oceans so whatever nation i dislike gets sudden floods and storms.

Not bad.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combustion_Inducement
>Combustion Inducement

Well, it'll do something.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coating

Very versatile. Would be capable of near immortality with this kind of power.
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>Power Balance
>The power to increase or decrease the powers of others or oneself via balance. This power can also be used in various abilities such as empowerment abilities or Powerful Objects. Variation of Power Augmentation.
>The users of this power can be granted great amounts of energy, or lose every last bit of determining how the "scales of power" favors. It is a very risky power if ever in battle, one can risk their own life based on how the balance goes, but if playing one's cards right, then the use's can gain power that can rival that of a deity.

Okay... how the hell does this work, exactly?
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>>73991058
>Charged Particles Manipulation
>The power to manipulate all electrically charged particles. Sub-power of Electricity Manipulation and Subatomic Energy Manipulation. Variation of Matter Manipulation, and Particle Manipulation

We Dr. Manhattan now.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Awareness

Portal Detection Unit operational.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation

Pretty sure I just won the war.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Blast

I can basically inhale hate and exhale nuclear blasts.
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>>73991058
Pretty set. Elemental beam emission sounds dope. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Beam_Emission
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipathy
Nice. Would make enemies to be my slaves
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>>73993063
DELETE THIS
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Law_Manipulation

Bunch of weaklings in this thread.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Subatomic_Manipulation

we god now
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Formulated_Magic_Blasts

Soo...I can't do anything better then modern weaponry. I guess that works for MY country, but it's still pretty useless.
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>landlocked country with literally no navigable rivers
>my fucking superpower is turning into a mermaid
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atlantean_Physiology
JUST
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>Revenge Empowerment
>User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. from vengeance of oneself and others, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing their existing powers. Some users may be able to draw sustenance from vengeance or even slow or stop aging.
I AM THE MAPLE MOOSE AND I WILL BRING VICTORY TO THE NORTH
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>>73993312
>reroll
>get madoka

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/
Absolute_Existence

>tfw remove testosterone from existence
>tfw everyone is now a cute girl except some girls have really cute feminine penises
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>>73993332
I guess there's no rule that you can't materialize Remove Kebab?

>>73993351
The purpose of your existence is to put Zuckerberg and Google's VR ventures out of business. Do not squander this grand opportunity.
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>>73993028
You let man suffer. Like you always do.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Command

Yes I would be the one with the world in my hands
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Artistic transformation. The ability to turn people and objects into a work of art.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Timestream_Shift

So im basically the flash? Think ill be just fine.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oneiric_Slaying?useskin=oasis
>I am literally the boggeyman.
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>>73992155
make a punch
it turns into a tank
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Demon_Physiology

All embrace me it's my time to rule at last.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept-Dependent_Immortality?useskin=oasis
I don't know what to think of this
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Primordial Entity Physiology
>The Darkness (Supernatural) is an ancient primordial being that predates God, Death and Creation.
I win I guess
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Curiosity_Embodiment
Pretty fucking gay.
But I guess I could use that power to become the best propagandist in history.
>The user of this power can induce, manipulate or become empowered by curiosity
So I induce EVERYONE to be curious about whether the Muslims are integrated, whether their politicians are corrupt, and whether Jews have the host nation's best interests at heart.
Actually it kind of offers absolute power, politically.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multi-Weapon_Wielding

Oy vey goyim I am fucked
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>>73993565
>materialize Remove Kebab

Holy fuck I could, materialize them in a bodily form and allow them to seek revenge for all serbs killed.
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I got ''Respiratory Power Replication'' (aka Kirby)
Aside from being able to swallow people whole it's useless.
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>>73993707
btfo germany u always lose world wars anyway
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>>73991406
Agreed
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

>War immediately stops.
>All brown people and liberals immediately implode.
>I take up a new name.
>Kek.
>My reign begins.
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>>73991058
Electricity mimicry
Welp I guess I electro. Start fucking with the power grid and internet. Smite assholes on a regular basis.

>Hit the the random again for shits and giggles.
>embodiment of destruction
>well I guess I am WWIII
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>>73993556
>using your power to create fap traps
>not using it to unleash mankind's true potential
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>>73991058
Got negative forces manipulation. I think I'll be able to fuck up who or whatever I need to
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>>73991058
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

This is gonna be fun.
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>>73991058
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_to_Victory
It's GG
Contessa/10
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spell_Blades

>can cast spells as long as I have a blade

*unsheathes katana* *teleports behind you*

nothing personnel kid
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>>73993854
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Retroactive_Immortality
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>>73993707
Better hope the Angelus doesn't show up. Or, you know, that you stay out of direct sunlight.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery

Easy
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Idea Embodiment

so do/become anything i think of?

pretty OP
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Embodiment

>User becomes the embodiment or personification of technology, granting them limitless or near-limitless control over all technology

well, well, well, looks who's in charge of the media now shlomo!
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This thread is so degenerate. You are all behaving like children. Grow up.>>73991058
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>>73991058

I got this /pol/
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Aw man, everyone gets all the cool stuff and I get the translator power....
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>>73991058
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Don't put me on the battle field, just let me lead the troops from a safe distance
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>>73991058
>literally an ability of GOD
>replicate literally ANYTHING instantaneously
>could replicate anything that comes to mind and it would literally work PERFECTLY without issue
>WW3 happens
>Replicate an invincible suit of power armour with the power of the SUN able to be harnessed at WILL
>step into suit
>burn all mudshit countries to the ground instantly
>replicate a sword that gives me the ability of instant subjugation of anyone I think of
>subjugate everyone
>declare myself "Emperor of Mankind"
>replicate 40k ships in space
>go and conquer the universe

Inb4 "HURR WHAT ABOUT DEAD PLANETS"
>arrive on Mars
>replicate a perfect earth atmosphere on Mars
>replicate plants and trees on Mars

Done
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>>73991058
>Ability tier activation
It's basically learning. I'll save the world with the "power" of learning. Great.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic-Earth_Manipulation

I get to bombard my enemies with meteors. I win.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Manipulation
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>>73993802
It's not a trap anymore when everyone is girle also

>no more wars cause only men start wars
>no more murder because only men murder
>forced veganism
>all drugs legalized
>can actually focus on important things like science and the true nature of [spoiler]girl[/spoiler]

It would be a utopia :3
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>>73991058
>Weapon hands
Not too bad famalam
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>>73993936
don't forget about giving Mars a working magnetic field too.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Pillar_Projection
Well, I won't do anything that nuke can't do.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fate_Denial
my power rly depends on how the chances where
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Wall Maker, The power to build a wall around everything, and make Mexico pay for it.
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>>73993936
You can't replicate things you don't already own.

Have fun with your over9000 waste baskets of jizz tissues.
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>>73991058


>Frigokinetic Cloning


>Snow Clone
>Eve (Fairy Tail)'s Snow Clone.
>Power/Ability to:

>Create clones using snow

>The power to create clones using snow.

Powerless in Texas. A god in Alaska. Will save the white race
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Advanced_Abilities

Do I get multiple things now?
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I don't emit smell.
Sorry, America.
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>>73991058
>Psionic Combat

Looks like the third world war is me vs everyone else.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Guardianship?useskin=oasis

Can go nack in time and make it so mudslimes never existed
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>>73991058
bubble generation

well im fucked
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bubble_Generation
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conquest_Embodiment

I win boys, I will lead the aryan race into a new age.
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>>73993936
>I can't read
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>>73991058
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coincidence_Resistance
What's with all these weeb powers?
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>>73994021
>entire world drowns in shit and piss
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadness_Augmentation

>Effective especially during wartime, when they have the guns by their side non-stop.
>Sounds from crying will reveal positions of enemy scouts and spies
Looks like my nation will live on
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Music_Empowerment
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Denial?useskin=oasis

Event Denial. Jackpot. I just deny WWIII ever happening.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Moon_Manipulation

I can do a lot of shit.

Also

>Fertility Inducement
Suddenly France's whites birth rate is 5.0
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>>73994063
>the power of omnipotence
>DURR CANT REPLICATE THINGS YOU DON'T OWN

Nigger stop
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>>73991058
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Condition_Manipulation

I can manipulate terms and conditions. I guess this means I've got legal autonomy which is pretty sweet but I'd need some time to prepare by manipulating myself weapons, armour and man power necessary to wipe out the Muslim population.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Manipulation
So uhm I am Avatar?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Canyon_Creation?useskin=oasis

...I guess I'll just turn everywhere I don't like into a canyon?

I'm the Anti-Trump.
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>>73994124
You could make Dr. Wily your bitch, that's got to be worth something in the long term.
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>>73994158
>can replicate anything they IMAGINE

It's in the fucking bio.
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>>73993909
Fuckin Germans man.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibility_Reconstruction
we lords of da world now :DDD
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>>73991058
not fucked at all

all other nations are though
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Constructs
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trick_Arrows
FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

THAT IS NOT A FUCKING POWER

GADGETS, ESPECIALLY GADGETS BASED ON REAL WORLD TECHNOLOGY WITH SOME GAUDY-ASS GIMMICK TACKED ON, ARE NOT FUCKING SUPERPOWERS

THEY ARE FUCKING TOYS
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>>73994203
Read the damn page. The sultanate of Germany already called out your illiteracy.

>Why aren't you working right now?
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Hi /pol/ Donald Trump here. We're gonna make America great again.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Vocifery?useskin=oasis
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>>73991058
Teleportation. TP onto ISS and watch the fireworks. Fuck my country, fuck my planet, fuck my species.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Norse_Deity_Physiology
I think Im alright
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>>73991058
>Equality
The power to make an opponent and yourself equal on all terms

My nation have 50% of chances of winning this war
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rainbow_Generation

a fucking rainbow generator, maybe i can move end of rainbow to me and make a new one for infinite gold but britain is fucked i think
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>>73994313

>so long as they have the original
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>>73991058

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Science-Magic_Ascendancy

How fucked am I? How FUCKED am I?

The opposite, really. Everyone else is. Time to riddle the Earth with spooky shit that may not play nice with known scientific principles I guess
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astrological_Physiology

Holy shit I'm essentially a Mary Sue

>able to manipulate health
>able to manipulate order
>able to manipulate truth
>able to manipulate emotion

Alongside a host of other hilariously useful abilities.

This is OP as shit
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hatred_Detection

I am gonna become a WH40K style comissar, I can detect if you harbor hateful emotions against me. I will dispense justice upon all subhumans.
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>>73994348
Time stamp or you're not Trump
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>>73991944
>monkeys from africa and other shitholes lack empathy
>share your feelings of perserving the white race
>send all of them home
>turn leftists right
>make everyone hate jews
>...
>profit?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sealed_Form

I wait
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purpose_Manipulation
This is almost literally god level.
I think Canada will be fine, your days are fucking numbered Weed Man
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>>73994313
>I'm a big fat retard look at me hurr durr
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>>73991058
>Concept Absorption
>The ability to absorb concepts and utilize them in some way.
>The user can absorb any/all forms of concepts, while removing it from the source, into their body and use it in various ways, gaining some form of advantage, either by enhancing themselves, gaining the drained power, using it as power source etc., either temporarily or permanently, possibly integrating concept into themselves allowing them to embody that concept.
>Applications:
>Reality Warping
I erase every other nation and religion as a concept, allowing my nation to easily take over while the people of the other nation walk around confused.
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>>73991058
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Area_Fusion

murica wins. every one not allied is merged with the bottom of the ocean. while the land isnt forced below sea level all your crops are fucked because salt water and many hundreds of millions/ billions swept away when the water goes back to the ocean
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>>73992381
>can make anime real
Nice proxy, Mr. Trump
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Independent_Growing_Booster?useskin=oasis

Holy fucking shit. I just turned probable mass destruction into a fucking videogame where I'm the main character.
Godly controller.
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>>73994337
yea but think of it this way: you know how batman's real power is to keep superman's shit real? the same goes for green arrow with respect to green lantern. so you the smart nigga can talk sense into the cosmic niggas before they wreck everyone's shit
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Culinary_Intuition?useskin=oasis

Open kebab stand in Middle East and sell poison kebabs ???
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>>73991058
Flaw enhancement

So close the Chink's eyes the rest of the way, expand the jew's noses until they are too heavy to lift and make the nigger's poorer so they can't afford to fight anymore.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Force-Field_Wall_Generation?useskin=oasis

Pretty fucking well. Cant kill what you cant touch.
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