If it came down to it (and it will), whose side are you on?
>>73975807
Japan
gotta stand by your allies
We're all gonna root for sunrise land for one reason and one reason only.
>>73975807
Japan because they fought with us back in the Day
>>73975807
China. Got to side with the future.
>>73975807
China, because japs are beta losers
>>73975807
Japan obv.
Chinks vs honorary aryans? Hmmmmm
>jk it's not that hard
>Japan every time
>>73975807
>for some reason we have been nominated to be the ones to take care of the China problem
can't you call the Americans instead
>>73975807
Japan
To be honest I think I'd just make popcorn and watch from the sideline. No allegiances in any direction.
>>73975807
Japan are just a bunch of cucks since 1945.
China is a global cancer killing the whole planet, it's a totalitarian shithole dictatorship, the chinese have no morals or souls, and Japan makes god tier drawn porn.
Fuck the chinks, burn it all.
>>73975807
>whose side
japs will be destroyed quicker then my ass in niggers basement
>>73975807
both of them hate muslims so its a win either way
japan
>>73975890
>Mfw you are completely correct
>>73975807
Japan. They are unlikely to be the aggressors of a potential conflict.
>>73975807
Japan, because they're human.
>>73975807
Fuck China.
>>73976247
>imblying america wont back up their bros
>>73975807
Japan
>>73975807
Japan, because animu and mango.
>>73976052
We do enough!!
>>73976247
I think the Japanese can handle themselves. China is just a paper tiger. One well placed explosive in three gorges will wipe 10% of the Chineseoff the map and cut power to 30% of them. Riots and looting will ensue and the country will be in complete chaos. The Chinese have nukes vut Japan has built up a tolerance.
>>73976456
Why start a lost war?
Its a game of three. You`d love to fight with Russia, and China actually would help you then. But when attacking China, expect Russia coming outta second flank and
>americaleftthegame
They're both freak, but Chinks are bigger threats
>>73975807
Why would I support either? If they are dumb enough to go to war why should it be my problem?
>>73975807
Hmm lets see, 105M Chinese men between the ages of 15 and 24. Japan has...6.5M.
Yup. Japan is fucked.
>>73975856
How are Japan your allies more than China is? Japan attacked you last along with China. You should be allied with China.
>>73976705
>implying China and Russia militarily outrank the US
tob fuggin kekm8
maybe in a couple decades. right now though, china has shit military tech and wouldn't be able to defeat our navy
russia is very dangerous but we still have a better, bigger, and more funded military
plus Europe is our bitch too so, y'know
>>73976837
Also nukes.
China, of course.
Japan had their chance during World War 2 but they blew it.
>>73975856
allies by association, we're big allies with the US
we're also against chinese aggressive expansion in the south china sea
>>73976962
woops meant for >>73976863
>>73975807
Glorious China of course
>>73975807
I hope its a contest solved by whose women are sexier.
>>73976456
>China launches an invasion into Japan
>Japan's forces are being decimated by Chinese might
>suddenly Japan's forces are bolstered
>to the Chinese armies surprise Japan's reinforcments are hordes of sweaty weeb
>the tide of fat westerners wielding katanas and clutching body pillows rolling through the Chinese forces utterly destroys their ground assault
Anyone else imagine something like this?
>>73976705
The United States stared down the bear for six decades. You think Russia would risk war with us? We would end them faster than they could arm their deadman switches. The Chinese are a joke. We put up with their shit because American investors have a lot of money tied up in Chinese factories
I'm stuck between cheap labor and hentai
>>73975807
>dog eating soulless gooks
>sushi and waifus
there was never a contest, m8
>>73977065
Yeah but with more mobile suit gundam
>>73977168
Hentai my nigga.
>>73976223
>implying dictatorship is always a bad thing
Look at what happened when america removed gaddafi and saddam. now they are doing the same with assad.
Democracy is overrated. (Especially when your "democracy" isnt really democratic thanks to corruption)
>>73977065
holy shit
>>73977135
You're underestimating china too much. By this point they probably have more nukes than us, and they're probably newer and more updated as well.
China because fuck Japan and I because /pol/ butthurt is funniest butthurt.
fuck you weebs. suck it down
Japan will reclaim their empire
China, because japs are tucking losers.
>>73977306
>china has more nukes than us
nope.jpeg
russia has more nukes but china still doesn't have alot of nukes
plus, all the countries of the world would try their darndest to keep any war a conventional war, since a nuclear war means death to everyone most likely
>>73975807
No mater what way you look at it we would be backed up by america and our navys combined would destroy china
>>73975856
>implying japan stand a chance, implying USA will back japan and not china.
>>73975807
jap maybe
btw my country have fought china for more than 2000 years
i myself cant wait for the next big war
>>73977135
You're right about them not risking war but pretending a war with Russia would be easy is retarded. That's exactly why the axis got fucked up in ww2. They thought the could end the soviets in a few months no problem.
>implying China would ever stand a chance against Japan+US
top jej
>>73977257
>Democracy is overrated
So what's stopping you from leaving this democratic country then?
>>73977168
>cheap labor
>good
cuck.
>>73976052
wakimarisen lol
>>73975807
china obv, we shared the same fate, although they obv on a larger scale: glorious empire destroyed by western cucks and backstabbed by russia
Name a relevant war against a decent opponent that China has won
>>73977497
I just said its overrated. I still like it.
And we're a democratic republic, not a straight up democracy.
Trump is proof that you literally cannot become president without being rich as fuck or selling yourself out to investors. Not to mention the 2 party system, expanding executive powers ect.
>>73977306
Doesn't matter, the Chinese have 300 nukes and they can't test any of them. We have ohio class subs filled with as many as 24 Trident II missiles which can hold 8 150kt atomic warheads each. We can destroy everything they care about in less time than it takes to deliver a pizza.
>>73975807
China is a Communist totalitarian shithole so I guess that leaves Japan which is a far more free country by comparison.
>>73977471
Russia's military today is a fraction of the strength of the Soviet Red Army
>>73975807
The winner
>>73976196
typical sweden
>>73975807
Honorary aryans
>>73977826
Russia is still the second most powerful nation there is.
the red army was more powerful than the entire allied armies combined. The soviets had more tanks than every country on earth combined.
A fraction of what they had then is still more than enough to win a defensive war against anyone. keep pretending the american military is invincible though. You'll get screwed just like the Nazis.
>>73977754
>I was only pretending to be retarded
You're exactly like one of those "I'm moving to Canada" types
They'd never move to a 3rd world country like Mexico because they know that Canada is safer and closer to America in life style
You'd never move to a "dictatorship" styled country because you know life here is good, and life in dictatorship countries are bad.
>>73975909
>Wanting to join with those who betrayed you before
It's time to form old alliances again
>>73978565
How fucking dumb are you? Do you know what overrated means?
if Nazi Germany were resurrected I'd move there. I wouldn't move to the current dictatorships because they were already shit countries. Government type aside.
>>73975807
>implying there will ever be any large wars
No one will take chances when countries have nukes that can wipe out small countries.
>>73976897
china has nukes?
Gotta stand with Japan. You know 250 million chinks will be out for blood should a war happen, and that's more than Japan's population.
Love me an underdog, won't lie.
>>73980142
Oh yea. The fifth country to get them.
>>73977337
wheres Hawaii?
>>73980142
japland has Fukujima
>>73975909
Japan.
I haven't collected all the plastic butts I want yet.
Japan
I'm not letting cheap knock off anime replace Japanese anime
>>73975890
The sun ain't the only thing rising na mean?
>>73975807
China, because Japan brought us anime.
Japan because THE CHINESE ARE RUDE
https://youtu.be/WcbdbFz0e6s
>>73981050
Hey, somebody needs to bring the fighting mood on the field dude
Japan
Completely ignoring the fact that America is obligated to defend Japan and would shit on China, Japan's navy is superior to China's on it's own.
Is this a joke? Fuck china. I'd pick literally 99% of other countries over those chinks.
>>73976052
We'll handle it, but you gotta pay us first.
I'd want to start a betting pool on how many missiles it'll take to knock out the 3 Gorges Dam.
>>73975807
>going to war with china
they're like russia. they can literally just throw citizens into the war until they win and they will literally never run out
russia and china are the only two countries that are guaranteed to still be here until the end of the human race
chinks are inhuman
>>73975807
the US wants to use japan to instigate a war with china much like its plan to use germany to start a war with russia
the problem is japan is less retarded than germany because japan was never split and thus doesnt have any cultural attachment to the west
japan only lets america cry about china and only follows america naval vessels alongside china. when america cried about it last time it assumed japan was acting as back up for america but if shots are fired you will see the truth
>>73976052
you take care of the jew and we'll take care of the chink, deal?
