>Daily reminder
Will never be finnish
You will not never live in finland
You will not know what true SISU is
You will never know finnish hospitality
>U WILL NEVER BE WHITE as our rare species.
Make deal with it outsiders
>>73970071
Thank you for reminding me, the day seems brighter somehow
>>73970071
>You will never know finnish hospitality
>>73970281
>hospitality
be glad you're there, otherwise you would have to eat my knife
>>73970071
You'll never live in Finland.
>>73970071
I fucked a Finnish girl before, does that count?
>>73970071
who cares
>>73970390
I'm so sorry you had to go through that
>>73970390
>>73970071
>>73970422
>>73970449
I dunno I had fun lol, found the slight mongol looks cute.
Thank god that im not a finn.
>>73970071
lol. k.
>>73970071
AROUND A FINN
THE ICE IS THIN
I can walk into finland and decide to live there and theres nothing you can do about it.
>>73970071
>you will never leave your radioactive, post-apocalyptic desert wasteland to travel to the cold and comfy Finland
Help me genghis
>>73970071
>finnish hospitality
>>73970071
>grow up in Northern Michigan
> have kids in my grade in school named Hautala, Seppala, and Maki
> town names like Amasa and Sagola
>Local TV channel has show "Suomi Kutsuu" broadcast in Finnish
>mfw refugee claims Finland is in Europe
>>73970071
Do the Finnish have a reputation for being hospitable? I'm from the south. Can we be hospitality-bros?
Why is finish porn so bad? because they never finish
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Finland is pretty depressing tbqh, maybe its the lack of sun or the colorless scenery, but it made me feel sad when I visited.
Accordings to dis, finlan maeks bes may mays
>>73973288
finnish hospitality is like mexican intellectuals
>>73973318
But hey, at least you created the best meme.
>>73973318
>but it made me feel sad when I visited
That's the authentic Finnish experience, objective accomplished.
Greece is a failed country though, literally on life-support.
>>73973549
>Greece is a failed country though, literally on life-support.
No one is arguing against that friend.
>>73970071
>>73970071
At least we wear our shoes indoors
not like you fucking barbarians
stinky socks and sweaty bare feet
house stinking like a change room
>>73973318
That's pretty much how Finland is supposed to feel.
>>73973892
To be fair, if everything around me was venomous, poisonous or was generally trying to kill, I'd probably wear shoes indoors as well.
Finland is pretty much opposite of Australia in that regard, seeing that there's almost nothing venomous or poisonous in here and most animals are afraid of the Finns.
>>73973288
Finnish people have reputation of being cold and depressing and anti social and weird and alcoholic.
>>73973892
You wear shoes indoors? Like, in your home? Fucking savages
>>73970071
>>73970071
>>73970071
You have nice shower curtains in Finishland.
>>73974180
To be fair, we're afraid of the fins too
>>73970071
>You will never be as Mongolian as our rare species
Fixed.
Also
You will never be Australian, whereas I an immigrate to Finland
You will never live in Finland, because we are full, fuck off
You will never know what true mateship is
You will never know Australian hospitality
Fuck off cunt, get off our board
>>73970071
You will never be finnish
>>73974733
In here we don't really have fish that are large enough to kill a man.
>>73973356
>>73973892
>Wearing shoes in doors
Get the fuck out of my country.
>>73974982
I don't know, Canadians catching up to you in shitposts per citizen.
>>73975236
Quality over quantity. A good shitpost must be tempered with banter and quenched in quality memesmanship. The Canadians don't do this, sot he finished product is crying as fuck.
>>73970071
That is fine, I'm okay with being a citizen of the most POWERFUL nation and only true SUPER POWER on this earth.
>You will NEVER be finnish
>You will never eat mämmi in the sauna drunk while beating your wife
>You will never stab your father drunk while eating mämmi and passing out in the snow
>You will never go cut your neighbours door down with an axe while drunk with your mämmi falling out of your pockets and a knife sticking out of your belly where theres digested mämmi flowing ou
>You will never wake up in jail with a hangover blood all over you not remembering what happened last night and throw up all your mämmi you ate last night
>You will always be a fucking faggot foreigner stay mad
>>73975395
>Loses to a bunch of farmers in a jungle
>>73975225
It's not yours yet Muhammad
We've still got 2 or 3 generations to try and save this sinking ship
>>73970071
Good. Michigan has a large Finnish population. They're unhospitable isolationist, exclusively only marry others Finns and all follow some bizarre pseudo Christian cult. They're basically Jews except they're good at hockey.
>>73970071
I don't give a shit.
at least I'm getting more sun than you faggots and Italy as well as the Czech republic are just around the corner if I wanna make a cool trip somewhere.
>>73970561
Mannerheim Line was not a joke.
>be me
>be abroad
>pick up a literal 9/10 finnish girl
>she brings me home
>gives me god tier blowjob, my dick is literally melting
>proceed to insert benis in bagina, hard as a rock
>AAAAA LAAAA UTTOOOO DAMMAAA NIIIIII TULLAAA KAIKKOOOOOO
>mfw
>>73970071
>You will not never live in finland
Already do
>>73970071
I was on an airplane trip from Finland to the US one time and I swear they just kept farting the whole way there.
What is with the finnish farters?
>>73978776
u cheeky ruski gib back clay
always pushing around us scandics, yelling cyka and using spinbots, it's not funny anymore you're drunk as fuck Ivan.
>>73970071
>we're the poor version of you
>>73977118
I spent a good minute thinking up a response for this...
All I got was a quip about the shoe thing
>Your mother must be fucking furious when you trek mud through her house
You are in finnish bar and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass.
What is your next step?
>>73979579
>BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA!
>>73970071
>Fingols
>White
But seriously, we need your horse archers to invade Swedistan and kill all the sandniggers and niggers. You can take white women as captives when you are done, to improve your turanic genetics.
For the Khan!
>>73970071
I wish this was true.
>>73979800
>improve your turanic genetics
Can't improve perfection
>>73970071
>Will never be finnish
you will never first place
>>73973211
Based catoon
>>73979579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WysOKigVZXc
Good. I work for a Finnish company. You're all a bunch of inbred, alcoholic retards with a superiority complex but nothing to show for it. Every time one of your shitty companies fail, you somehow ascertain more money and double down on what made the company fail in the first place. I admire that you have some real men in your country still, but I absolutely hate your inflated sense of self worth based on literally nothing.
>>73970071
With Finns no one wins
>>73980141
angrey amerifat :DDDDDD
>>73970422
>>73970449
>>73978583
I've never been with a Nordic girl but I'd love too. What's wrong with Finnish girls, though? Also, is it about every Nordic girl or just Finnish?
>>73980198
Yes.
>>73980295
>Yes
>mfw I asked what the problem is
>mfw I feel I'm getting trolled
>>73978160
>Jews except good at hockey
That made me smile
>>73980198
No just finnish.
Also prepare for smellz, nordic people have a problem or two with hygiene and unlike us superior mediterraneans, they have never heard about bidets.
Just saying
>>73980418
Maybe.
>>73980141
>He says while posting Finnish memes in another thread like the cuck he is
We all know who rules this shit
>>73980463
Yea we don't have those. We just use the shower hose.
Top lol, I met a Finnish couple at the bar and they told me they wanted a big truck as commonly seen in America. They were so assblasted when I showed them mine and told them it was my 3rd vehicle
>Yuropoors in charge of being free
>>73980463
>superior mediterraneans
feels good brah.
>>73980561
Australia
>>73980463
I'm going to Denmark for a couple months in the summer and I might get some pick up action going, ya feel me brethren? But about the smells, all I knew was that French people smelled but never really smelled that irl.
>>73980663
Well at least you don't rely just on toilet paper. Disgusting desu senpai
>>73980694
Yea, our country has ridiculously high taxation on automobiles.
>>73970071
>>73980731
>and I might get some pick up action going
Get some kind of zen training to ignore the smell, become a fetishist, hire an escort or go to Spain/Portugal/Italy (civilized countries where bidets exist and are used regularly).
>>73980930
>escort
Daily reminder you are talking to a broke ass Greek nigga
But come on now, I've never heard that smell meme before, you're either literally pulling facts out your ass or you had 1-2 bad experiences and overexaggerate
>>73980930
>bidet
What a faggot
>>73980463
dude....we have superior technology.
The pussyphone, made by Nokia.
are these typical finnish women ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9gOLcEwsiI
>>73980731
What is the purpose of a bidet even?
Like, are you supposed to use that every time you take a dump?
I mean what's the point of toilet paper at that point if you are just going to clean your crack using water and I presume soap?
>>73981229
You don't use soap, but at least you don't wait for the next time you are taking a shower to clean properly your anus...
>>73981229
its to dry the crack so you dont grow shrooms there
>>73981073
>1-2 bad experiences
Just don't cry when the smell of buttcrack sweat and (hopefully) solidified shit hits your nose thus putting the whole "doggystyle was a good idea" thing back to discussion
I travel for work, i'm rich, single and with zero fucks to give. I've fucked enough nordic women to give you an accurate estimate given the sample size.
You will regret the day you fell for the "nordic beauty" meme, trust me
>>73980890
>>73981217
The one on the left looks like my old teacher, and the one on the right looks like this cashier in a store near here.
I guess
I am put "finnish" in language for the omegle time
i am then putting the penis to the eye of scary finnish womans who starve for what is penis
you liking it???
>>73970380
>Talking to some arab woman at my work
>She's talking about how the Swiss hated her when she was there and how they're like "Nazi's"
>Tell her, "Yeah they're kind of based like that, they stay in their country because they don't want to be around people who insist to come to theirs."
>She goes quiet
>mfw
master race bump
high test high energy
>>73981472
You are buttings the benis in the eye???!!!! :DDDDDD Show
Nothing to see here
>>73981306
I shower twice a day.
Once before work and once after work.
Seems like a waste of resources to have a bidet when I generally only take a dump in the mornings or when I get home from work anyhow.
>>73981345
Do you attract them with your Fernando Martinez charm or with your money? Are they like golddiggers for instance?
>>73982197
that's pretty good anon. I congratulate you on your hygiene. Be sure to hydrate yourself by drinking at least 2 lt of water everyday, it does miracle to your skin!
>>73982409
There's water in beer
>>73970071
Praise the only non-degenerate nordic country.
