/pol/ this is a warning. Order gold and/or silver bullion this weekend while the markets are closed and the price is locked in. The market is going to crash next week. Screenshot this. You have been warned.
>>73956129
What's causing the crash
>>73956129
THIS IS A WARNING, buy my how to book with survival skills on how to survive in an unforeseen event such as an emp attack or nuclear bomb detonation. For only 59.99 you can survive the apocalypse. You have been warned
>>73956129
Okay John Titor. I've watched Steins Gate so I know that you are 100% legit. Thanks, future man!
proofs?
>>73956129
Cant do shit with silver/gold
Lead on the other hand is useful.
Why would we buy if it is going to crash
>high school economics detected
>>73956129
>John Titor is the name used on several bulletin boards during 2000 and 2001 by a poster claiming to be a time traveler from 2036. Wikipedia
interesting...
>>73956243
Youtube is full of vids saying the dollar will collapse on the 28th. But they're all from gold/silver shills
John Titor? this reminds me of the early 2000s
>>73956129
Don't you buy it after it has crashed
I'm too poor anyways. Probably going to starve while NYC burns and the herd of niggers flee south
>>73956359
I think he means the stock markets are going to crash, not the precious metals market. Gold/Silver would rise in price due to them being seen as a safe store of wealth
>>73956129
I have literally no stocks. However I have a small savings. What do?
>>73956129
yeah, just like every other time on /pol/, thousands, that this bullshit has not come true
not once
but yeah THIS time it is for real
>>73956129
Pro tip. Gold and Silver have not beat inflation even when stock market has crashed.
You'd be better off buying guns and ammo and canned food. Plus bottled water.
>>73956129
>tfw I've shifted my retirement portfolio into money market funds, investments into gold mining equities and thousands on bets on a Trump presidential win
I call it the Operation Golden Don
>>73956129
Naw buy guns.
>>73956603
Pro Tip: a market collapse has never lead to complete societal collapse int eh US - you'd also make better investments in booze (as a trade item) if it did
>>73956614
Muh aes10b
>>73956129
BUY NOW OR REGRET IT WHEN THE PRICE CRASHES LATER!
> what are you on about OP?
>>73956606
Kek
>>73956129
Oh really? OH FUCK THIS IS THE NEWS
/pol/ told this many month ago. you should not be top tier economist to compare charts of DOW30 in 2007-2008 and 2015-2016.
You can not eat gold, you can not drink silver. Buying these things in times of uncertainty only serves to make the middle men richer and you poorer. God Bless America
>>73956129
Peter Schiff confirms this or at least for sometime late may.
>>73956685
>visits /pol/
>does not think the west is on the verge of total societal collapse
>isn't from the future
>>73956688
/w tactical anal plug and drum
Btw, i have a kilo of silver and want to buy a condo soon. How do you sell it? On kajiji or what?
>>73956685
U.S society is just dying for a reason, or opportunity to go full blown race war, a market collapse and panic could set it off.
>>73956499
Wait for the crash and buy stock in companies that will recover while the price is low.
>>73956760
I want to fuck those anime grills
>>73956129
Jokes on you m8, I have no money.
>>73956790
>you can not drink silver
But silver has antimicrobial properties and can be used to make potable water.
>>73956812
You can't argue against the booze fact. Think about it, society falls - and in the worst ways that you're imagining - which is a better idea? Hunker down and fight off the dindus yourself with a few AR's and about 400 rounds of 5.56? Or buy your (and your family?) a way into a reliable camp of patriots with promise of whiskey, by the litre. It's been well documented by anecdotal stories (from Ukriane, etc.) that once shit hits the fan a premium is applied to alcohol above all things.
t. part Jew
>>73957109
Then why do you use chlorine and fluoride? Because you like water that tastes like rank shit so much?
>>73956322
So there's someone I can sell to before the crash. Duh.
>>73957142
Only if you happen to live in the Ukraine where vodka is associated with having a good time among friends. In a society where it is associated with niggers stinking like sweat while they rob you and rape your children it may make you less welcome.
Better find some friends before buying yourself into a camp of degenerate crooks.
>>73957065
>degeneracy
wtf is going on with us :^(
>>73956129
If your John Ask yur Answer
Who Wins the 2016 US Presidential Election?
Do the markets around the world fail within the next 2-3years?
Whats the price of Gold in US Dollars 2017?
Does the UK leave the EU?
Does Greece leave the EU?
What country leaves the EU first?
What year does the country leave the EU?
Do we have a space station on the moon?
what year is it complete?
whats the first Alien Race we incounter?
What year?
Do we have a colony on mars or any planet?
What year was it?
Whats the name of the first asteroid mined?
Whats the last Iphone model called?
When did they stop making phones?
What song is topping the charts?
When was the last song made?
What movie is topping at the boxs office?
Who's the richest man in world?
Do we have Virtual reality rooms?
Do we jack into the Internet?
Does the internet still exist?
How old is the oldest person?
Who holds the oldest person record?
Whats the fastest computer spec's?
Whats the largest Size Hard drive Pen?
When did they stop making them?
What was the last car made?
What Model is it?
When did they stop making them?
>>73956331
Are you 14? Shoo shoo
>not investing in ammo and extended magazines
>>73957415
You still don't understand how they're the minority over here, Adolf, I'd be more worried about the Hispanics. Since I'm in AZ I'd personally only have to bulk up with booze (and a few firearms for self protection, of course) and leave town for Wyoming. For me, personally the blacks are ironically not an issue at all. The United States is huge. It's really an East-coast/Deep-south problem.
i only have 1,000 dollars in cash and about 20,000 dollars in currentl useless investments such as precious metals and bitcoin.
i like it. right now im mocked but there is really no option for these investments to go but up. i could either enjoy my life as a poor and not be tempted to spend, or i quadruple my investment and buy a ducati and tons of blow and hookers for a week
>>73956340
This. I think its important to have a few ounces in the safe, but this shilling has got to go. We still have QE4 and the IMF to get through before anything real bad goes down...
>>73957670
>practically more guns than magazines
Good luck building a small militia then losing complete control after 90% of all rounds have been spent by month 5.
>>73956129
damn I just bought 6 oz of gold and 40 oz of silver
hmm
>>73956243
>Steins;gate
>STEIN
it's the Jews, anon. It is always the Jews.
>>73957945
>Assuming all the ammo is in the safe
>>73956129
shill
were it real, the good advice would be to buy ammo, canned food and gasoline
die faggot
>just buy the fucking filters
THIS IS IT
GET YOUR FISH ANTIBIOTICS FILTERS LIBERTY SEEDS AND NATURAL VIAGRA WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
>>73956129
So Jews have discovered memes I see..
Nice scam.
Looks like the Yuan will go down this week (they're backed by gold)
>>73957843
Take it all out and bet on a Trump win in the presidential. His odds are 5/2 - for a $100 bet, you win $250. Or, $250 + $100 = $350.
It's realistically a 95%, sure thing that the bookies haven't realized yet.
Guess I'm a #CruzMissle now
>>73956688
PSA special
>>73956312
>le precious metals is useless meme
and gold and lead have a number of similar characteristics while being significantly less toxic, we just dont use gold because it's expensive
>>73956478
>I think he means the stock markets are going to crash, not the precious metals market. Gold/Silver would rise in price due to them being seen as a safe store of wealth
>stock markets are going to crash
Actually, that might happen.
People have been losing faith in the markets every since people have toyed with getting the risk free rate.
Q.E. is partially to blame.
It will buy back more long term assets, effectively killing the risk-free rate. This prevents risk aversion and arbitrage.
But don't be fooled, this is needed. We need to stop the exploitation of derivatives.
>>73958052
I don't care where you hide it. Booze will be more scarce a year in. Ammo is everywhere in the US, so is booze, but only one of these things will be gone in 1 years time.
>>73956685
>Pro Tip: a market collapse has never lead to complete societal collapse int eh US
Not yet.
The next collapse is the biggest one yet. And it's going to start a chain reaction to changes in the legal system to effectively give corporations all control.
They will steal your property through usury.
>>73956129
Does this also apply to gold ETFs?
>>73958394
That's why you stockpile it, easier to make liquor than boolets; though both possible.
I aspire to die with more measurable physical wealth than my neighbor. This gives me purpose. Life would otherwise amount to nothing. God Bless America
>>73958394
Because you can't just make alcohol in a garage :^)
What happens on May 28?
Remember where you were when you didn't listen and could have prevented your impoverishment.
>>73956129
If duplicates in digits everyone must invest dr pepper and diet dr pepper.
>>73956129
Go away X22 report, you've been shilling the economy for like a year now and we're just in another recession.
>>73957945
the safe is as full as it can be, not sure how you could criticize it. there'd be a separate safe to hold the rest of the ammo. are you dense?
I have most of my assets in real Estates. Is that ok?
>>73956760
And we made it through 2008, yes things got tougher for a lot of people but we made it through 2008.
The groups you'd have to worry about trying to start shit like it's a "total societal collapse" are groups that the world would be better off if they got mowed down by law enforcement/military (SJWs and BLM).
>t. I start a good new job soon and don't want the world to end
>>73956129
>screenshot this
I'm sick of screenshooting your predictions every week.
Wasn't Carl Ichan recently pulling huge chunks of his portfolios and preparing for a crash happening?
When top level investors and hedge fund managers start behaving like that then I'd start to think OP might be right that something's about to go down soon.
>>73956129
>Order gold and/or silver bullion
my muniez are for food and cooking you juden shit
>>73956129
it's my birthday on the 28th..
>>73956129
>Order gold and/or silver bullion this weekend while the markets are closed and the price is locked in. The market is going to crash next week.
Buy it right before the price crashes? you what?
>>73956129
Piss off, Shlomo, with your Jew gold meme.
Water, food, shelter, weapons, tools.
>>73967460
What about air?
Threads like these have been around for years.
They pop up every now and then, usually on the weekends and almost always with no supporting data.
>>73967758
Implying anybody would just come to the internet and lie.
>>73957488
Who Wins the 2016 US Presidential Election?
Hilary
Do the markets around the world fail within the next 2-3years?
minor recession in 2017-18 but nothing like 2008
Whats the price of Gold in US Dollars 2017?
1,365 per ounce before i left or around that
Does the UK leave the EU?
No
Does Greece leave the EU?
Yes and has made serveral attempts to come back after their economy stabilized a little but to no avail
What country leaves the EU first?
Greece
What year does the country leave the EU?
2019
Do we have a space station on the moon?
Yes joint colaboration between china, russia and the united states but finacial backings from other countries such as Australia various countries from europe and India. India tried to launch their own in pieces 3 were successful but the 4th exploded and killed 124 people on the ground. this happens around 2027
what year is it complete?
2029 the first launches of personal and compartments happens in 2024
whats the first Alien Race we encounter?
None, although there has been several highly interesting signals coming from some exoplanets located some 25 lightyears away. There was a huge thing that we had finally found life but NASA quickly put these ideas to bed saying they have no idea where the signals came from.
What year?
signals get found around 2020 and again 3 years later.
Do we have a colony on mars or any planet?
Yes people and small bases on mars
>>73957488
Cont
What year was it?
2023
Whats the name of the first asteroid mined?
Something long and full of numbers, not an easy name to remember
Whats the last Iphone model called?
They still make them but the higher up models are called zennets.
When did they stop making phones?
They haven't
What song is topping the charts?
Grimestep, Nah jk a girly song called "this time it's real" pop is still popish
When was the last song made?
?
What movie is topping at the boxs office?
9/11 drama movie called "day one" probably referring to the begining of the iraq conflict
Who's the richest man in world?
Xavier Musk
Do we have Virtual reality rooms?
Yes
Do we jack into the Internet?
No we use virtual reality but we don't "connect" ourselves
Does the internet still exist?
Yep
How old is the oldest person?
He's (yes he) is 125
Who holds the oldest person record?
Too many unverified to be sure
Whats the fastest computer spec's?
Unsure but you can get a pentabyte of cloud space for $360 US dollars
Whats the largest Size Hard drive Pen?
No idea
When did they stop making them?
No idea
What was the last car made?
Not sure what you mean but volkswagen is still around and still making beetles actually
What Model is it?
Omega '35 There is a big fascination with roman numerals
When did they stop making them?
They still do.
>>73956603
You are correct. If things really get hairy, you will need to own something which has in here r value or utility, like an AR-15, ammo, a still, MREs, etc.
But because there will likely not be a large "crash," keep playing the game and making money in the markets.
>>73956243
>What's causing the crash
Over 100 years of out of control jewish usury.
Its going to happen soon, i don't know if will happen next week but it could. Its well overdue.
>>73956322
>Why would we buy if it is going to crash
Yeah, why would you buy an asset that will hold its value while everything else evaporates?
Empty your 401k and get some physical metals now or you are going to regret it.
stop market crisising me. I have a closet full of 14k buffalo coins already.
>>73956129
If I get I quarter everytime I see this thread ..
Get ready for negative interest rates, QE4 and hyperinflation.
>>73969042
>I have a closet full of 14k buffalo coins already.
Literally a closet full? How many oz?
>>73968753
>Omega '35 There is a big fascination with roman numerals
>roman numerals
>roman
>>73967460
Gold is supposed to be for people who are so wealthy that they could afford all the things you've mentioned until they just can't stockpile any more of it and they need a way to store all that wealth to be rich in the post-cataclysm society.
But yeah, it's stupid that he says it here since this place is full of NEETs and low income people. Would have made more sense in any other place.
>>73956478
>Gold/Silver would rise in price due to them being seen as a safe store of wealth
people are just gonna dump their commodity holdings and flock into the dollar again that will hold the price from the selloff from the people hoping to dump after they stocked up on exceptions of the fed rate hike.
>>73956614
What's the most liquid gun, /k/.
liquid meaning how easy it is to buy and sell with out much slippage.
>>73956254
>screencap this
>>73968979
what makes you think it will hold it's value if all other money is useless. Gold is only valuable because people pay dollars for it.
>>73971871
After the dollar collapse people will pay whatevecomesafterbux for it.
>>73956129
You mean how everything was going to crash in September last year?
>>73972232
>believing a happening prediction thread on/pol/
NOT EVEN ONCE
>>73956129
Glen Beck? Is this a good line commercial?
THIS IS A WARNING
Send me $59.99 and I'll send you my book "How to Get Assholes to Send You $59.99 For a Book"
>>73956340
Non believer attempt to seek to manipulate Kek's will.
