Witch country is better anons??.
Both a shit
>>73946965
/thread
>>73946965
this
koala cucks and sheep shaggers btfo
>>73946930
Australia is obviously better but if you pay out NZ I'll cut your throat cunt
>>73947155
>>73947003
Australia, because as you can see, in addition to all the terrible sheep jokes and deformed accents also hate their own nation.
All blacks
>>73946930
Hang on, why is Shutterstock putting their logo over our flags? they don't own the fucking thing.
Who's going to steal it, 9gag?
>>73947269
ill knock u out u fat kunt
>>73946930
one is UK in space
the other is UK in commie space
>>73946930
Australia a huge
But also a desert. Also abos.
NZ a small,
but also a good habitat. also sheep if you're into that kind of thing
>>73947003
>>73947155
Proves Australia is the better country
Try to troll the fucks and they make a giggle
great britain
>>73947269
At least it's ours and not the Chinese.
>>73947563
>if you're into that kind of thing
As if there's anyone out there who's not
We've got no jobs but Oz has lebs and boongs
it's a close one
>>73946965
A
FUCKING
LEAF
Why are the flags watermarked?
New Zealand, mainly because they practice a tasteful and highly recognizable form of cultural appropriation. Meanwhile, Australians never bothered to appropriate anything from a 40,000 year old culture besides a meme instrument/weapon, and random words for stuff.
>>73947269
Yes, our nation is shit. All prospective immigrants should consider moving to NZ instead, which is a much better country.
>>73949194
>Meanwhile, Australians never bothered to appropriate anything from a 40,000 year old culture besides a meme instrument/weapon, and random words for stuff.
Considering their indigenous culture, that's a GOOD thing.
>>73946930
Australia has more wealth due to natural resources galore, as in everything in abundance that the world demands.
New Zealanders are generally more intelligent, well-read, red-pilled.
New Zealanders have generally read Shakespeare more than once in their lives, while Australians have generally sucked cocked more than once in their lives.
>>73946930
Lol who cares, we are fucking irrelevant.
At least not leaf.
New Zealand is a better place to raise kids.
Australia is a better place to earn money, take drugs, fuck attractive girls, laugh at the natives, drive down the coast and collide with a kangaroo.
>>73949387
T H I S
>>73949387
You guys have a better sense of humor too.
>>73949599
>collide with a kangaroo
or an abo
>>73949835
An Aussie and a Kiwi were working on a farm in New Zealand when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in a fence.
The Kiwi goes over, drops his pants and fucks the sheep.
Once he's finished he tells the aussie "All right mate, it's your turn"
The Aussie goes over, drops his pants and... sticks his head in the fence.
Australia
hilpmi.jpg
We are their Mexico fiscally, and Canada socially.
>>73946930
Aussies have their purpose, and I love them for it.
But NZ is typically more based You get your rougue aussie but its almost always the NZ that are dead on
New Samoa
>>73949194
>Meanwhile, Australians never bothered to appropriate anything from a 40,000 year old culture besides a meme instrument/weapon, and random words for stuff.
That's because that's all their natives fucking had
>>73951213
How's the nanny state holding up? Still protecting you from violent videogames and sex, I hope.
>>73950068
Kek, always count on the NZ bro for a laugh,
>>73946930
Why do the arms of the red 'x' look like they won't connect?
New Zealand because it's not as hot as Australia
Fun fact of the day: in Aussie it's illegal to look at porn with small tits. People have been v8 for it and (I think) convicted, even though they could prove the girl was over 18.
Also, Aussies have Green Police. Wankers that comes to your house and fuck your shit up in the name of combating global warming
>>73947885
> Australia not owned by the Chinese
NZ has a Jewish PM.
What business a Jew has being in NZ is beyond me. But that automatically makes Australia better.
>>73952270
Do you understand what the Union Jack is?
>>73946930
They're basically our Canada
>>73952565
We also got a MP who's been there nearly 40 years, last election cycle he summed up his party's immigration policy with "Two Wongs dont Make a White"
He just endorsed Brexit and took this photo
>>73952713
That man is at least 25% Maori
>>73952596
England's second attempt to blanda up to be relevant?
>>73953088
>>73948178
>tasmania
>>73953071
Of course. Maori National Socialism is why this country remains less cucked than your own, no lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJcBVfGkWuM
>>73953071
50% He also regularly rails against Maori Separatism - Have you guys got anyone similar?
>>73953173
Huh? You can own guns in NZ?
>>73953210
Course they did, but they spat in her face
>>73953286
course, whats a farmer going to kill a beast with?
>>73953286
We have fucking awesome hunting here mate. You need a licence but it's babby tier to get one.
>tfw the only reason I hate New Zealand is because of their accent
They're culturally similar to us, we're both from the British Empire, they have better weather than us, they have better geography than us, and they've got less bogans than us, but that fucking accent. I just can't get past it. Even just hearing it makes me FUCKING ANGRY.
>oi broo, u got any fush and chups broo?
Seriously, what the FUCK even is that accent?
>>73946930
>>73953286
Yeah, we just regulate what you can own.
>>73952147
>>73954047
What hoops would you need to jump through for an AR-15?
Can you concealed carry?
What are self-defense laws like?
>>73953963
As depressing as that is, we all know there are only like 5 fucking Chinese surnames and Europeans have 1000's.
There are like 100,000 Chinese in Auckland, it is our containment though. There are next to none on the South Island, which is real New Zealand.
>>73954245
Surprised Kim isn't up there
Not a lot of Koreans ?
>>73946930
Who cares? We both got each others backs.
>>73954380
Lee is Korean, right? We have a few, not as many as the Chinese cunts though.
>>73954114
Many, no and poor. America leads the way when it comes to the right to bear arms.
>>73947563
Well, we only shag those going to the halal slaughterhouses.
Don't know about Australia, but here in New Zealand it is technically illegal to insult people on the internet.
For instance, if I go on facebook and I send a message to a guy in which I call him a faggot, that could get me a fine of up to $50'000 or up to 3 years in prison.
That's on top of all the regular hate-speech laws bullshit.
>>73954636
>NZ made banter illegal
>>73954114
Not too sure, pretty sure there are only a few different semi's you can own here. I know you can get an AR 30.
No, you have to get through ridiculous hoops to just own a pistol and they can only be used for competition.
Nothing like Americas, depending on what the nature of your case depends on the outcome.
For the most part NZ has really tight gun control laws. No one here really wants to own ridiculous shit anyway.
>>73954736
And about 2 years ago the labour party tried to push through a bill which stated that any man accused of rape would have to prove his innocence, until the minister for justice shut them down.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11289979
>>73949194
I would happily get rid of Aboriginals If It meant we had to take in 2 Maori's for each one
>Maori's have primitive villages, subsistence farming, late-era stone age era technology and tribal warfare
>British show up and give them 18th century European farming techniques, crops and technology
>Within a generation they have fully integrated it into their lives and legitimately advanced so far they became a civilisation the British didn't want to have to bother spending resources fighting so they signed a peace treaty with them
>Abos have absolutely nothing
>British show up
>They ignore the British and continue with their hunter-gatherer lives
>50 years later they start to catch on to the fact that the British are taking their roaming lands for farming and start chimping out
>They still refuse to integrate into civilisation even after European diseases have killed off most of their population and any Aboriginals that try to fight back are easily put down
Fuck Aboriginals
>>73946965
Well done fellow leaf.
May our enemies burn in hot molten syrup.
>>73954763
>For the most part NZ has really tight gun control laws. No one here really wants to own ridiculous shit anyway.
tfw I want to own ridiculous shit.
>>73955015
Judith Collins sucks but at least she did something right.
NZ is a paradise and Ausland is a desolate desert filled with abos and spiders.
New Zealand, has, and always will be a country for social justice cuckolds
>>73955142
eh I'm pretty content with a 12g. Most of my mates are getting into bows now anyway.
>>73955267
Coming from the country with Melbourne.
Besides our natives are bro tier, us and Hong Kong seem to be the only former colonies that is true in.
>>73952147
I'd've picked the ball up and thrown it out of the stadium.
"there's the six we needed, lads!"
>>73955267
Yeah, funny as fuck.
Unfortunately it was us that refused to join the Aussie federalisation, it's actually still in the constitution that we can join if we want to
>>73955218
>>73955218
>filled with abos and spiders.
and Australians.
>>73948178
>america not there
>>73946930
I'd prefer New Zealand. More beautiful land, no abbos.
>>73952147
I have no idea what is happening here.
>>73956523
imagine during the last ball of a huge baseball game, the bowler rolled the ball underarm, along the ground, and across the plate, so that the batter couldnt hit the ball.
Imagine if this won the game
>>73956523
><your favorite baseball team> needs a home run to win the game
>on the last legal pitch before the last innings ends
>the pitcher rolls the ball underarm towards the batter
>no home run
><your favorite baseball team> loses
>>73956744
In baseball when the ball hits the ground (whether from the pitcher or the batter) it's considered live. If the team had baserunners they could've easily stolen a base.
>>73956893
>>73956898
Prabupad said it best. It was legal, but filthy. Aussies shitpost even during international sports matches
>>73946930
both are horrible to live in.. no freedoms.. nanny state.. third world wages (esp NZ)
dumb populace
stay the fuck away cunts, you'll regret it
>>73956744
But that's not even possible because baseball is actually a real sport.
>>73956893
If there is someone on base, they could steal bases. In any case it would be a Ball for the batter and he would either stay put and keep batting, or walk to first base if it was the 4th Ball.
>>73957170
>>73957226
I dont care too much, Cricket either takes a whole day, or 5 whole days. Fucking hell, right?
>>73957226
I agree that it is real boring.
>>73957365
What a shitty excuse for a sport. No wonder Indians love it.
>>73957365
they are professional standers
>>73957325
>>73956898
just imagin ll the bases are empty.
the last batter has to hit a outt-the-ground home run for his team to win.
and the pitcher does this anti-sportsmanship bullhit.
>>73957396
>No wonder Indians love it.
we also love america.
we love shitty things
Same shit different colony.
>>73957365
>>73957391
>>73957396
Cricket was literally just a produce of the need to kill 5 days while having fun standing around with your friends. It's really surprising how it managed to turn from that into one of the biggest international sports.
>>73957586
*product
>>73957507
I can't imagine it because its just not possible. The pitcher has to throw a strike to strike out the batter, or get the batter to swing-and-miss at a ball, or throw a pitch such that the batter will hit and easy grounder and thrown out, or a pop-up fly that is an easy out.
Literally there is no way to do what you describe in baseball, because it's about meritocracy and potency.
Cricket is just shit tier, admit it.
>>73952325
Or the giant spiders and poisonous snakes.
Although they do have the hostile Maori gangs there so I'm led to believe.
>>73957809
I think we pretty much just all admitted it. Good backyard sport though, so take it easy
>>73957809
>Cricket is just shit tier
blame the anglos, mate.
>>73949288
protip: after our migrants get citizenship, they move to aussie
>>73953816
I'm English and feel the same about the northern Irish accent.
Irish is okay but northern Irish boils my piss.
>>73957901
But badmitten is a backyard sport, and professional badmitten is actually good.
>>73957952
I think its popular in India because you can make the balls out of poo.
>>73946930
Australia banned one of my favourite ever games. Manhunt
>>73953816
thats the maori or nigger islander kiwi accent.
your average white kiwi doesnt talk like that broo
>>73949937
haha wew I hope no australians are foolish enough to fall for their own people's shitposting ruses.
I can imagine the murder rate spiking over retards believing this and wiping out an abo with a 2x4 because they missed the salient vehicular details and figured it was all good for a punt.
>>73946930
New Zealand is like Canada Both have a massive chip on their shoulders when it comes to their bigger more important neighbour. They both sit around being mad because they will never be as good.
I once had a kiwi get mad at me because i laughed at a joke about Australia.
NZ is a great place to work though. They are very friendly and like to invite you around to family BBQ's etc. It was really nice. I spent have my time their having ex with my co workers wives while their husbands were passed out drunk.
Which is another thing they have i common with Canada. Their women love to fuck foreigners especially the married ones
>>73958252
> professional badmitten is actually good.
Now you just gone and shot yourself in the toe
>>73958412
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10809071
never joke about the ek-sent broo
>>73958423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igy2DKZVHNw
Requires reflexes, mobility, coordination, and no stupid rules. Total opposite of cricket.
>>73955015
Holy shit, how does the labor party still exist there?
>>73958689
I'm sure synchronized swimming requires etc etc etc
but I aint gonna watch it
The one that doesnt coddle their fucking dindus and doesn't give them more voting rights than the rest of the fucking country.
Aka the one full of cunts, not kiwis
>>73958550
>Kiwi Watching the Bogan Banter Channel in Australia
>40 second spot about how much he sounds like a muppet on crystal meth
>rrreeEEEEE intensifies
>Calls the station he's watching
>screams abuse in his unintelligible tribal babble
>Shows up to the station
>DEMANDS to see the actual person who is personally responsible for this ad
>Station fucking brings the guy out and they have it out right there in the station lobby
HOooooolllyyyyy shit what is going on in the remaining british colonies? How was any of that story possible past the point that he turned on the television?
>>73952147
Well that triggered me.
>>73955142
You can own that shit mate, you've just got to convince people you're not a psycho, and you have to join a pistol club.
>>73952713
UKIP and NZ First are basically the same in all but name.
>>73946930
Who in their right mind would slap that bullshit watermark over flags that are available in much higher resolution fucking anywhere? Fucking kikes, I swear.
>>73959876
Nah Winnie has been talking about making a New Deal - basically making government run businesses - digging roads etc, to get people off the dole. Might not be Capitalism, but its good for the Volk.
UKIP is more like ACT
>>73958905
Same way the Democratic party exist in the States. There are legitimately people out there who believe that's the way things should be and want that to happen.
>>73960275
That policy is invented out of whole cloth by american think tanks in washington, and it is almost exclusively pushed in the US through requirements attached to federal funding for colleges. That one of your dominant party pushes it can only be a sign of the degree of american cuckoldry you are subject to. I didn't know NZ was one of the countries we keep like a colony.
>>73946930
Unironically New Zealand!
Australia, you get a job almost as quickly as landing, great wages much better than New Zealand, everyone knocks off at 5 and are down at the pub by half past, they only thing more beautiful than their beaches are the women on them! And trust me I'd move there tomorrow if it wasn't for all the fucking Australians!
>>73960485
You didn't? It's common knowledge here. Our Kike Minister loves to suck Obongo's BBC, he'll find any fucking excuse to do it.
There's a reason we were the first signatory of the TPP.
>>73960001
Nah Act are Tory-lite now Rodders is gone
>>73953286
Yeah after you I believe we have the most guns PP of the English speaking nations
>>73952147
Australians! They call their mates cunts because they actually are!
>>73960615
Jew nose Johnny's got to get his shekels somehow.
NZ First soon.
Australia is best.
NZ is ok but not as good, you cannot compare the two
>>73960831
But we do. Constantly.
Western Australia is literally the best everyone else can go suck a dick.
>>73960831
Fuck off upside down Tokelau
>>73960958
is true that you make sex with sheep in your country? I always hear that but I am not sure..
>>73961025
Why do you think the lamb tastes so good?
>>73961084
Ah so really it is true, I did not want to believe this. Is this part of your culture, or only some people do it?
>>73961166
Why do you eat our lamb?
>>73961084
Cum = Gravy in your country, right?
>>73961237
I do not eat lamb, i try not to eat animal babies, is not nice to think about
>>73961166
It's a coming of age ceremony, when a boy becomes a man he must take a sheep, it is just a tradition
>>73961241
You are the one eating our food .......
>>73947325
That's a bloody outrage it is, I'm gonna take this all the way to the prime minister!
Both countries are Anglo BLOOD and therefore need to be wiped out.
>>73961281
our lamb are considered lamb when they're less than a year old.
>>73946930
They are all anzac to me
>>73947885
funny man, you are a funny man
>>73961470
Eternal Kraut pls.
>>73961756
Your country is literal shit
>>73955389
natives aren't abos, they win by default
>>73946930
What do you mean? NZ is an Australian state, but the sheep fuckers haven't resigned to that fact yet.
>>73953963
anything is better than muhammad
Austria is 100% better, trust me i live there
>>73963063
Now this is a shitpost
>>73963139
cuNT
>>73963063
>>73963236
>butt blasted aussie newfag
OP is really trying to determine world's best and second-best countries.
