>High corruption everywhere
>Incompetent masses
>Basically owned by the U.S
>High sexualization in media and general life
>High homicide rate (at least kebabs are crazy because their religion, what's our excuse?)
>Drugs
>Good at nothing, no arts, literature, science or technology
>Culture is just a rip off of Spanish and Portuguese
>Ugly shitskin mongrel people
>Hypocrite catholics
>No qts, our "hot women" are basically plastic fake bodies with 2/10 ape faces who look like transsexuals
>Middle-class is pretty non-existent, everyone is a slum ghetto bydlo
>Nightclubs filled with 13-16yo kids twerking and having sex
>No white people
>Shitty warm weather without snow
>90% of the land are jungles and swamps
>>73924659
Mr. Trump will help us
>>73924659
>Shitty warm weather
M8.
Why does Texas have its own flag
I completely agree
>>73924659
1. Your women are actually really hot
2. Beaches
3. Some cool music
4. Football players
5. A lot of (almost?) white people too, like Lucas Leiva.
>>73924879
don't you dare say warm weather is good you retard
>i went to vacation it was good weather warm
>it was 20C once very warm is good
fuck off
>>73924659
chile is fine, only growing economy in SA, you guys are good, you embrassed capitalism, now get rid of flaites and you'll be OK
>>73924659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9R4zPTpS9w
Pretty nice Hymn actually. But copying prussian styles in military is not ok.
>>73925331
>1. Your women are actually really hot
>2. Beaches
>3. Some cool music
all of that can be said to literally all countries that arent landlocked
>4. Football players
7-1
>5. A lot of (almost?) white people too, like Lucas Leiva.
>nonwhite countries are good because they have whites
wat
>>73925331
>1. Your women are actually really hot
>3. Some cool music
No
>>73925532
When you live in a country that averages 5-10C cloudy overcast for most of the year, there's no such thing as 'bad warm weather'
>>73925642
Also am wondering why theres so much sexual content in the tv like those shows im jerking off regularly. Just do real porn and produce real tv whats the case?
>>73925629
I love you daddy!
>>73925955
When you live in a country that averages it 25-35C sun for most of the year, there's no such thing as ''bad cold weather''
its literally hell
in this last days its been between 5 and 20C and its the best thing ever
>>73924659
this is the best continent in the world by far where the fuck is a better place ?
>>73924659
>High corruption everywhere
yes
>Incompetent masses
yes
>Basically owned by the U.S
yep
>High sexualization in media and general life
it's not completly true
>High homicide rate (at least kebabs are crazy because their religion, what's our excuse?)
why not?
>Drugs
is it a bad thing?
>Good at nothing, no arts, literature, science or technology
not true
>Culture is just a rip off of Spanish and Portuguese
we add some other things to theirs culture
>Ugly shitskin mongrel people
less than 50% are very ugly, the rest are fuckeable when you are high/drunk
>Hypocrite catholics
yep
>No qts, our "hot women" are basically plastic fake bodies with 2/10 ape faces who look like transsexuals
not here
>Middle-class is pretty non-existent, everyone is a slum ghetto bydlo
:(
>Nightclubs filled with 13-16yo kids twerking and having sex
who cares?
>No white people
:(
>Shitty warm weather without snow
half of our countries have snow.
>90% of the land are jungles and swamps
not in the southern cone
it's not that bad m8
>>73926134
The worst thing about this continent is dem fuggin spiders.
Self hating is what cucked Europe
>>73925644
I don't want to nuke countries with white people. Like 99% of the ruling class in all of South-America would pass for white in the US.
Your best women can be at par with the best Scandinavian women (we have a lot smaller population but still). So you have the best women, with the Scandinavian countries.
>Beaches
Our beaches consist of mud and rocks
>7-1
Still not recovered?
>>73925873
>No
I have seen so many stunning South-American women IRL coming here to marry 45+ year old divorced men and on pictures that I think you should get out of your basement. Gold diggers, sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxtwzU0-wPM
Some of your music is so good, it turns College kids in the West into Communists.
>>73926234
what about them? i like them, they eat other insects, the only bad ones are the giant spiders but these ones don't live in cities
I already saw pic related but they are alright, scorpions are much worst.
>>73926540
>Our beaches consist of mud and rocks
we have those too and you surely have beaches without them, the real problem must be the cold weather(to swim)
>>7-1
Still not recovered?
its not about the game itself but our national team is shit, it already was before 7-1, even i knew it(never watch soccer), and is still bad
now the music part is true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zObCCCsCo2I
Uruguay is actually on par with New Zealand countryside without the sheep fucking and maoris. I am considering making it my retirement home as a jackaroo ( Gaucho) when I am older. All the best land in Aus is taken and the rest is being bough up by the Chinese or is a dust bowl
Well, it sure as hell won't improve with that attitude
Here in Russia it may be shit, but at least everyone likes it. And if they don't, well, you know. . .
>>73926938
Our beaches are either fake (some machine picking out the rocks) and still not as good as your beaches. Also you can take a bath all year. We can't.
>>73927256
we are like 200 times bigger than you thats the only reason why
>>73926938
>giant spiders
What
>>73927428
Our best beach is worse than your best beach nr. 2000
Did you forget about your rampant donkey sex?
>>73927728
>Donkey
Those are too expensive , people here have historically fucked chikens
>>73924659
Life is good without mudslims, Feminazis and SJW's, ain't it?.
>>73928276
We dont have muslims because the lowest part of the piramid is already full of other south american trash, we dont need to import them from middle east or Africa
SJW culture isn't very widespread but definitely present,mostly in some universities and social media
Feminist are pretty common
The real problem is that people ( and goverment) adopt a "monkey see, monkey doo" approach.
If something is popular in North America or Europe then it MUST be good and copy-pasted here,
thats why I want Trump to win , make North America what it should be and stop the spread of EU cuck migrant polocies and muslim loving bs
>>73924659
Fuk you spaniard,i prefer dominate you and all brothers to make a brazilian empire(thats a joke)
>>73929285
I really don't see any of those plagues mentioned earlier here in Ecuador and I also want our Glorious Emperor to win man.
MAGA
>>73929831
Good , just dont vote for a female president
Ever
>>73930208
Relax bro, we actually had a female President as a replacement.
Only lasted 4 hours. Close though.
>>73924659
You should watch In Search Of The Second Amendment and read Roger Scruton's Fools, Frauds and Firebrands. The success of the English-speaking world comes from our legal philosophy, essentially natural law and negative rights. The problems of the Spanish speaking world come from your horrible legal systems, which really never improve on the idea that power is its own justification, and your neofeudal social structures.
>>73924659
>no qts
You lost me there
Qts are relatively easy to find in my country
>>73925955
That sounds quite nice.
>>73924659
We need a right wing version of the Europeasant Union here in South America, meus hermanos brancos :^)
>>73924659
>High corruption everywhere
>Incompetent masses
>Basically owned by the U.S
>High sexualization in media and general life
>High homicide rate (at least kebabs are crazy because their religion, what's our excuse?)
>Drugs
>Nightclubs filled with 13-16yo kids twerking and having sex
i agree, the rest only in chile maybe
>>73924659
fuck you man, i love Brasil
sure i would purge half the population if i could, but aside from no seasons and scorching weather all year round i actually enjoy living here
just nuke the niggers and destroy cultural marxism and we are golden
>>73926938
lol that sounds fucking awful, I think musical shitposting may be your nation's calling. You could be to /mu/ what australians are to the globe.
>>73934665
that was a shitpost ameribro, Andre Marques is a brasilian meme
>>73934869
the full gif is better
>>73926478
yeah but we need to be realistic, i mean we cant just close our eyes and pretend that everything is fine. but i know amigo, that is too much work, why dont we drink mate and eat medialunas i am sure our next president will resolve our problems.
