More than 900,000 gallons of molasses spilled into a river in El Salvador, fouling waters and killing wildlife http://nbcnews.to/1T9qttn
What can we do?
>>73906186
>what can we do
Make tea
>>73906186
Kill each other, as usual?
What a sticky situation!
>>73906353
make rum
>>73906576
https://youtu.be/bkmV9mnUTC4
>>73906186
>El Salvador
Literally who?
Sounds delicious. This is actually good news, because now everything comes pre-coated in sugary goodness. See some leaves you like? Munch them down! See that roadkill? Yum yum! See the family that was murdered and chopped up with machetes by your sub-human fellow countrymen? Delicioso!
Don't forget to come to America, anon! We're a third world country now too! Bring all your child molesting family members too, it's totally cool if they hang out in the little girls bathroom now! Really, Obama said it was fine! Just don't forget to vote democrat!
>>73906880
>We're a third world country now
You literally don't know what that means.
>>73906186
Same thing happened in Boston a while back, didn't it?
>>73906880
Are you retarded...?
>>73906186
Take that one Canadian shit poster, who loves Obama. Ship him to the spill and make him eat syrup all day.
/pol/ wins
Canada wins
El Salvador wins
>>73906186
hahahahahahahahha YES!!!!!
>>73906981
yeah they still teach it in schools, at least in the new england area
>>73906186
Someone from el salvador here
Let them die
>>73906944
>>73907177
Kek, it's retards get doubles day.
Check these trips
>>73906981
Except hundreds of people died in a tidal wave of molasses that swept through Boston. Fairly hilarious.
>>73907902
>hundreds of people died in a tidal wave of molasses that swept through Boston
>>73908291
"many of the dead were so glazed over in molasses, they were hard to recognize"
Not even making this up.
>>73907902
The molasses was also boiling hot
Ban all assault Molasses.
>>73906186
RARE
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RARE RARE
>>73906878
Would say American education system meme but I don't know either
>>73907902
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood
what a way to go
What the fuck,that looks like Tietê river here before they started the project to clean it
Go to Twitter. Make it seem like it's white peoples fault. Tweet things like "The spill was caused by white trump supporters that hate Mexico." And tweet it under hashtags like #NeverTrump or whatever those cucks hashtag now.
>>73907730
They teach it in the south as well.
>>73906186
Dominicans, Dominican Republic, and Dominicanism are to blame.
Fuck the Dominican Republic
Fuck Dominicanism
>>73908756
I think its the one on the Pacific coast
>>73907785
Guy whose mother's from El Salvador here, just genocide the people there while this "crisis" is happening.
