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2016-05-13 10:25:32 Post No. 73874936
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2016-05-13 10:25:32
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Story time, pol. I think you might like this one.
>on plane
>on the way back from some motherfucker's wedding
>got hit on by a hippie bitch who ate shit off the floor, 4/10
>sour mood
>pic related old fuck sitting in the economy seat beside me
>asks me how to turn "this fucking thing off", since I "seemed to be good with computers"
>shows me a samsung s4, with which I politely show him how to turn on airplane mode, so I can get back to playing weebshit on my 3ds (bravely default, for those interested)
>we get talking about how tech is sometimes finicky
>eventually end up on politics
>I hesitantly ask him if he's supporting trump
>"Honestly, he's the only chance we've got now."
>continue talking
>he tells me how he woke up mid-way through a surgery last week, punched surgeon out, had to be knocked out with massive anesthetic, fell into a coma for ten days
>tells me he dreamed about fantastic things
>"Well, what did you halucinate about?"
> Loudly declares in the middle of economy class; "Oh, on the highway with an odd road, killing niggers, driving my bulldozer. Normal shit."
I should note I live in canada. Sometimes, flights are more fun than where you're going or where you've been.
