What would save the western world? What would have to happen in order for things to get better?
>tfw no 20lbs of pussy & ass
genocide
>>73845223
fucking corpses cut in half is my fetish
w2c?
>>73845443
>>73845223
buy this for everyone.
mandatory practice using public funding / venues like public highschools.
reuse"materials" by means of sterilization and stuff like spermicidal lube.
teach pull out method, slap and smack technique.
even have automated "no, stop" meme, where it sends small shock to cock as rape deterrent.
>reduce teenage pregnancy
>reduce number of homosexuals.
>reduce number of rape
thoghts?
Where do you even hide a fake butt?
>>73845223
Well, even the "alpha males" these days are effeminate fags that only exist to serve and worship women.
Western men need to start finding their balls and growing their own spines again. They can use men like Trump as a role model, a source of inspiration, but god damn guys are such a letdown these days. I cringe at what is considered "alpha" these days, I am ashamed my fellow men have stooped so low.
Only reasonable solution is nuclear holocaust. There is no other way.
>>73845223
wanted to get one of those as a step up from the fleshlight once i wear it out. would have to be for when my gf isnt home instead of as a toy she can use on me though
>>73845568
So whites are the only ones that obey and have even less kids?
Also, why not just kill people? Why go through all that trouble?
>>73845683
put it out as an ironic conversation piece.
>>73845443
>tfw the best /sp/ memes are 5 years old
>>73845443
>tfw 20 lbs of pussy and ass
>tfw its attached to 100lb of mouth that won't stop nagging me
>>73845223
real life anime girlfriends. women will start having to act respectable to get a man to date them, and people will start having stable families again
KILL
THE
INTERNET
TV
AND
CHEAP
ENTERTAINMENT
>>73845683
Keep it on your desk and convert it to dispense Pez out the anus
>>73845223
>20lbs of ass and pussy
Mmmmm
>>73845223
>over 20lbs of pussy and ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cItF-1JWr0
Isn't there a vid that remix an ad for one of these toys with the slap chop ad?
>>73846335
i fucking want to buy one so bad, but i live in an apartment with 4 other people, and atleast one is going to be home when it arrives
>>73846335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH7a8LqBqko
with legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z7YIyPRRsU
dude version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma1_ayGRlVY
with tits
>>73845921
Yep
I had one of these once. I fucked it as soon as I opened the box and saw how good it looked and felt. It comes with lube and baby powder as well. The baby powder preservative they make you put on it after cleaning is to retain the fleshy quality of the rubber. It's got a foam base inside the structure to keep it rigid while still soft. The vagina is ribbed and the asshole is ribbed as well. They're pretty much the same structure inside except the asshole is tighter. I fucked it for a whole until it began to weaken and start ripping. Also I had bought it while still living with my parents but they were away on vacation and when they came back my mom would occasionally put stuff in my closet and I'd have have the box with the 20lbs of pussy and ass sitting right on top of it hidden behind some dangling coats on coathangers and I'd always start sweating thinking she would run into it.
To make a long story short I fucked it a couple of more times then I threw it into a dumpster. I like to think some hobo is fucking it now. It cost me $200 and it lasted me over two months. Cheapest girlfriend I've ever had and definitely one of the better lays. Would recommend.
>>73848444
200 dollars? That's a good price. Probably would never have the nerve to buy one but i imagine it would be awesome.
Did you buy it online?
Have you had actual sex before? If so how does it compare?
How long would you hump it before you shot your load?
>>73847947
get it delivered to a UPS store for pickup
amazon does the same thing
>>73845711
fleshlights are garbage, I recommend onaholes
>>>/jp/onaho
>>73845223
I want to put this thing on a stick and beat people to death with it.
>>73849733
I'm not porn status but I think my cock would rip that thing in half.
my gf bought me mine for when she was on her period and wanted to do more than get plowed in the ass and blow me
>>73849841
>I'm not porn status but I think my cock would rip that thing in half.
There are tons of different onaholes and hips of varying sizes. How big are you?
>>73849938
8 long 6.5 around. checked the guide but it was notepad status so just closed it out
>>73845568
Not bad, but what will the boys practice on?
>>73849291
I bought it online, yes. The company is really good with being stealthy about the shipment too. The payment in your transaction history looks like it's from some randomly named inconspicuous company and the shipping label makes no mention of anything related to sex toys.
I've had actual sex before and after the 20 pounder. It was just something I got because I was going through a dry spell. It compares pretty well to real vaginas and assholes to be honest. It's a lot more "fleshy" and soft and definitely has less of the pushback of a real human, but the way you can absolutely pound it and rip it around nastily and you can move it around a lot easier helps with getting you off. Think of it more like a masturbation tool. I used to put some porn on my laptop screen while fucking it as well.
I'd probably fuck it for about 5 minutes tops. Like I said, it was more about getting off quickly like masturbating. My aim wasn't to pleasure the inanimate object or do any sort of edging with it. Although I bet it would be good to use it to practice not cumming.
>>73846335
KEK
>>73845223
Deport all illegals with their earnings, back to their third world countries.
There, I just saved the western hemisphere.
Europe is just fucked.
>>73849841
>ew, i'm not sticking my peepee in your giny while there's blood coming out of their
>here, let me stick it in your poophole
>>73849938
i broke a Venus real in under a week. There where tears all over the insides and a hole at the end of it.I Can fit my fist inside it.
>and im still using it.
>>73845223
OVER HOW MANY POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS?
>>73850047
Well shit yeah that's probably too big. There could be some that big but all I know of close to that is the Lilith and Venus series from this company called TOMAX. Queen Cat Adult toys has them and is US-based.
pic related, lilith uterus
>>73845223
install an artificial womb into one of those
with a hatch to feed to jars of apple sauce, it not only will feed the growing embryo but will create a sticky 20 pounds of pussy and ass to fuck
after 9 months, out comes the baby, plastic bends more than flesh and bone
discard any female babies
There; i just saved the western world
collapse of the internet
>>73850263
>he enjoys getting blood all over his body and ruining a sheet/towel
I'm not grossed out by it, i just don't wana have sex in the shower
>>73850454
looks pretty damn right, i can see the appeal. but how the hell would you clean it out? all i have to do with the fleshlight is hold it up to a water faucet
>>73845859
>120 lb gf
noice
>>73850454
how are you supposed to clean this shit out?
>>73846335
holy shit the way he's so casual about this and the how he just says "fuck me silly" is hilarious
I spent 250$ plus 100 in shipping for 15 pounds of ass and pussy and only used it a few times. Do people buy used onaholes? At least it was a lesson that you should always fap before you make a stupid decision.
>>73851500
>only 15 pounds of pussy and ass
way to try and get a discount
>>73850594
>>73850903
Some holes are cleaner than others to clean. Rinsing is no problem, but drying can be a bitch depending on the hole. I take microfiber cloths, twist them/wad them up and jam them down the hole, twist a bit, and pull back out. Some holes are designed to be flippable inside out, but most aren't and doing that drastically reduces the lifespan. The hole I posted would be one of the harder ones to clean. Most are pretty easy.
Fleshlights are easy to clean because they have two holes, but that also dramatically reduces suction and thus stimulation. With onaholes you can actually feel the tunnel texture because they have suction.
>>73851500
Jesus Christ
>>73845223
Artificial wombs
>>73851500
Never purchase when horny. I've burned hundreds of dollars like this.
>>73845692
you wanna fucking go bud? You challenging me faggot? BC bud, lets fight!
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium, with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's really quite breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
>>73851500
>>73851750
what's wrong with you animals
>>73852062
i've evolved sine then. Stronger, Smarter, Wiser.
>>73845842
I don't get it. Captain Kirk is an ancient example, and he was an alpha male technically, but he used his superior position to motivate his team and fight only when necessary.
>>73851782
What are we going to do, attach images to our posts and we can emulate/roleplay them as punches?
>>73852386
We've learned to use technology to our adventage
SO HOL UP
>>73852342
250 area code, ill drive to you if close enough, ill fuck you up bud!
>>73851500
>>73852566
>>73852555
>>73845223
>what would have to happen
Get rid of every single one of these things. Things will rapidly improve.
>>73852342
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ-ATwRq5KY
>>73851601
>you will never be this lonely
Feels good man
>>73852892
But you'll never know the joy of fucking 20Ibs of pussy and ass
