Hey canabros / americucks. Can you explain this new York post cartoon for me? Thanks. Yours sincerely, Steve Irwin.
it's pure nonsense, steve. I think they are saying that we hate hillary and trump.
how they get texas as being the only trump state is beyond me.
yours truly, steve erkel.
>>73803547
The purple states wanted to try multiculturalism, imported several million stingrays, and now they are trying to get away from the mess that they created. I'm sure you understand.
>>73803547
Texas will probably go blue, so this '''''''''cartoon'''''''' is retarded. Texans aren't too excited about a New York liberal, which is why they voted for a true conservative in the primary.
It's tradition for supporters of the losing political party to say they are going to move to Canada, even when the parts of the opponent political party platform are very much the status quo in Canada.
>>73803547
>Can you explain this new York post cartoon for me?
steve, you already got the point.
>>73803904
They voted for him because he's the Texas senator. Ted Cruz had Texas locked down before trump even entered the race.
So Canada isn't invading with apologies?
>>73804168
maybe you should teach them about that.
I know at least one family that moved out of the US in 2000 when Bush beat Gore.
>>73804168
Id cum on my bullets so when I shoot a sand nigger he's covered in my cum which would be gay which means he would go to hell
>>73804790
I wonder where we got that idea from. Personally I say they should remain flora and fauna. Best tourist attraction ever.
>>73805219
most native americans seem to have adjusted to a degree. or maybe that's because all the ones around here are dead.
but if we could have one day a week where we apologize to black americans and they would agree to shut the everloving fuck up for the other six days and try to behave, I'd sign up today.
>>73803547
>my state
>moving to some commie shithole
top kek
>>73803547
It makes me upset because it's all empty "threats". Why would I give a shit if I were American and the people I disagree with said they were going away?
Of course they're not going to come to Canada anyway, I doubt any of them are going to wait the year and a half just for the processing time and if anyone tried to marry to get over the border we have a bunch of really spiteful immigration officers that look for that shit.
My wife moved here after we had married and it was a lot of hoop jumping.
>>73803547
>I'm moving to Canada
Welcome to Hell.
>>73805400
What kind of apology? "Hey, sorry for the years of genocide, have a casino".
Honestly I'd go for that idea. Unfortunately the young aboriginal here are the worst. Most of the oldest surviving generation fought and worked for what they have. This new generation just puts their hand out and says gib me sorrybux.
>>73805737
I met some nigger democrat from America once. She told me she came to Canada because she doesn't like how conservative and racist America is. I was so angry I started telling her stories about how racist Canada used to be and how our country is filled with even more rednecks than America
>>73803547
It means Americans have no knowledge of geography so they go to what's nearest instead of an actually good country like Norway or Australia.
>>73805536
The five eyes are not known for being loose with immigration. Except UK those paki bastards
>>73803904
>texas
>blue
that's what they said about the governorship
then wendy davis lost in the second biggest landslide victory in texas history.
Texas votes dems for local big city offices, but republican for EVERYTHING out
Donald Trump got almost as many primary votes in Texas as Hillary did, and he LOST while she WON.
Ted got more votes than Hillary and Bernie COMBINED.
and the primary turnout for republicans was larger than the last two elections but for dems it was HALF of what it was in 08
I suspect we'll see the largest red margin Texas has had in a long time.
We really
REALLY
Hate hillary
and we sure as fuck don't care about the first woman anything.
>>73803547
Texas isn't even the most republican state, this makes no sense.
>>73806134
Is Texas even a state?
>>73806121
Interesting about local DEMs. We kinda do that here even at a federal level. If its going to be a landslide election in the house or reps (liberals this year should take it pretty easily), we end up having a very mixed senate. Or vice versa. Hence our current dissolution election.
Dear Big Bro USA
When Trump wins, and a sizable amount of your human refuse decides to collectively avalanche their 40+ BMI carcasses north across our border, please encourage Trump to pursue them for 'tax evasion' or some other BS and annex our country wholesale while 'arresting' them. You will be welcomed and life will likely continue as though nothing had happened.
>>73806621
>Annex our country
ALBERTA NEEDS TO BURN FOR 1,000 YEARS
>>73803904
>dems are still trying to push this "Texas will go blue" meme
Texans want the wall faggot
>>73807370
That'd have to be a world record winning swing. Has Texas ever disposed a sitting governor in a white wash swing?
>>73806606
...Yeah, Texas is a state.
>>73807370
If we get mass legalization Texas would swing.
>>73808315
You think weeds strong enough pull? There's a lot of old white money in Texas.
>>73809816
>You think weeds strong enough pull? There's a lot of old white money in Texas.
Nothing to do with pot. Legalizing the illegals.
>>73803547
Why aren't they moving to mexico if they love it so much?
>>73803547
>Texas only state voting for trump
>is on full cruz control
epic
>>73810078
No Fucking way. All that cheap as fuck labour suddenly costing three times as much. Drugs have that much pull. Slavery doesn't. .. oh wait right that whole war thing.
Seriously though, legalizing those that are already in the country?
>>73808315
No. Quit being retarded. You forgot one thing. Texans love guns. Hillary hates them, trump loves them. There, Texas goes red again.
>>73807370
holy shit i remember that
that bitch got so BTFO it gave her PTSD and ruined her political career
>>73805529
same
>>73803904
>flag
even tejano spics want the wall you dumb fuckin' syrup chugger.
>>73803547
I dont see how that's funny, Cali/Texas/NY aren't the most extremist states
