BRAZIL STATUS: UNKEKED
>>73774704
>merkel
>this hellhole
>ever having a woman head of state
>>73774704
I don't get it, WTF is going on in Brazil and how does it pertain to the white master race?
>>73774776
>commie woman president kicked out
>>73774704
Commies Btfo .
Sabe como o Collor votou OP ?
>>73774844
>commie woman president voted in the first place
>>73774766
Not so fast, burger.
>>73774704
Nem acredito, vivi nessa ditadura quase a vida inteira e qnd saio acaba
>>73774704
I'm honestly glad for you huehue man. I haven't followed how she got into office but its a mystery how a women from a communist family from the eastern bloc got elected.
Anyway, good riddance!
Good for you hueuebros but do you think that Temer will be any better?
>>73774844
So, isn't another Commie just going to take her place?
>>73775057
Just read this, my dear lusophone friend.
http://www.bbc.com/portuguese/brasil/2016/05/160503_temer_governo_lab
>>73775057
We're just exchanging one thief for another. Nothing will change.
>>73775263
>being this stupid
Please don't have kids.
>>73774704
Can you fucking believe it, lads? We actually did it. It's the first moment during my lifetime where I'm actually proud of being Hue. Now, let's get Basednaro there, neutralize the left and """human rights""" and bring the country back on its feet. It's been over 3 decades already, we really need to get our shit together this time.
>>73775291
>believing promises of brazilian politicians
Take your own advice.
>>73775331
>not believing that a strong coalition and economical reforms won't bring stability back
>>73775306
i agree
Bra7-1L is the laughing stock of the world right now
you guys have to get your shit together
>>73775385
>implying that any of this is ever going to happen and that they aren't just going to keep doing the one thing politicians know how to do in this country: exploiting loopholes to milk the place out of its money
>believing in a population built upon the culture of "jeitinho brasileiro" to ever settle things right
>being a literal 5 year old naive girl
>>73775457
You are the reason we have such a congress.
>>73775225
Well, if (IF) we can do that , then i think its a good start, i don't really know 100% of whats going on in Brasil other than what we see on TV ( Lava-Jato and this with Dilma ) but i honestly like you hues and i wish you all the best of luck.
>>73775550
"we" i ment he
>>73775456
Brazil proved to be better than us tonight. They kicked out their Commie cuck of a leader, yet ours is still in office. Yes, we have Trump, but America should have ousted Obama from office a long time ago just like Brazil did Dilma.
We should be congratulating them, not mocking them. Im geniunely envious of Brazil right now.
>>73775502
Nope, that's on your behalf, after all, you're the one blatantly trusting pathological liars and supporting them. For larceny to happen, an idiot is required. You fill that role all too well.
>>73775550
If you are really interested check this
http://www.infomoney.com.br/blogs/terraco-economico/post/4829569/com-temer-sera-pior-uma-analise-das-propostas-programa-uma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbjCoDDMiMs
>>73775456
>implying every Brazilian is a cuckball fanatic.
I couldn't care any less about sports. The only sport I actually enjoy watching and participating is sparring, but then again I'm not a groid like 80% of the population.
>>73775502
Being a fully assimilated Jew from Rio Grande do Sul I can only agree with him. Most parts of Brazil are damaged beyond repair, and not even the best government can fix it. I call for secession so it's everyone on their own.
>>73775306
>"""human rights"""
When did brazil had human rights?
>>73776178
This is pretty funny coming from a former Eastern Bloc country.
>>73776244
>This is pretty funny coming from a former Eastern Bloc country.
I'm not saying that we have any but you take it on another level.
>>73776178
There's a reason people form mobs to murder criminals, you know.
>>73774704
Dilma or no Dilma, you are still brown and poor favelado neghrinos.
>>73776351
Violence exploded when gommies were elected and they did nothing because of their ideological shackles. The states that were never ruled by them managed to go from 40 murders per 100k to 8.
>>73776178
Street/prison justice only exists because human rights in Brazil is a joke - it pretty much allows violent criminals to be taken good care of is if they're little children.
>>73774766
Merkel is great, you retard.
>>73776071
Matheus pls gas yourself and give me back my 100 temers
>>73776071
What kind of car is that? The red one?
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
how long 'til >we are in the streets after temer's head?
>>73774766
Merkel isn't head of state, she's the equivalent of a prime minister.
>>73776178
"Human rights" here is just a meme used by the left to protect violent criminals, not an universably applicable thing.
>>73779454
>universally
>>73779454
criminals are people too, who else gonna vote for 'dem gommies
>>73775067
Nope. It's Temer, a mostly based guy.
IS THE FIRE RISING?
>>73774855
Sim
>>73774704
This is bad since Brazilians do not hate commies enough
BOM DIA, SR. PRESIDENTE
>>73779711
Bom dia, senhor presidente
>>73775067
No. Here's the thing, she ran with her vice-president being from a catch-all party that has substantial numbers in congress so she could have their support there. They're nothing alike.
>>73779711
BOM DIA, SINHÔ PRESIDENTE.
>>73779711
temer pls make anime real
Let's hope this brings prosperity and rationality in this fucking region ALWAYS ruled by fucking demagoges and people that only cared in the day to day.
Respect, hopefully our law system had the balls you guys had.
>>73776510
I know that São Paulo city has a murder rate of about 10/100,000k pop, while SP state is about 13/100,000k. By US standards that's better than both Lousiana and Puerto Rico for states/territories, and most major cities (with exceptions such as New York, Seattle and San Diego. )
Ridicoulis graffiti aside, is SP actually a somewhat decent place to live?
>>73780929
I lived in São Paulo's countryside before, it's pretty nice. It's the best state in the country, no contest.
>>73781163
Santa Catarina and Paraná are much better though.
For a simple comparison: São Paulo is like America and Brazil's South is like Europe when it comes to living standards. Your life will be much more peaceful on the later.
>>73781292
Note: When I say "Europe", I mean Europe before it was invaded
>>73777705
>Citation needed
>>73780929
Depends on how rich you are. Countryside is okay, but radically different from what you came to know as São Paulo.
>>73774704
There are more lying in wait, my Brazilian goy.
>>73781292
No, São Paulo is still better in pretty much all aspects. And I'm not saying that because I'm from there, I'm from Minas Gerais.
You say Paraná but Curitiba is one of the most violent capital cities in Brazil, how can you even compare that to Europe?
São Paulo (the city) may be an ugly concrete jungle with a lot of homeless people and immigrants, but it's still a lot safer than Curitiba.
>>73781642
Que tal pegar algumas estatísticas atualizadas?
http://www.aen.pr.gov.br/modules/noticias/article.php?storyid=87899
>>73781783
>449 in a population of 1.879.355
São Paulo had 991 in 11.967.893
Just do the math and you'll notice Curitiba is absurdly violent in comparison.
>>73774855
Collor's speech. Sic transit gloria mundi.
http://g1.globo.com/videos/t/todos-os-videos/v/senador-fernando-collor-ptc-al-nao-deixou-claro-seu-voto-a-respeito-do-impeachment/5018085/
Is this the end of communism in Brazil?
Does this mean that Venezuela will invade Brazil?
>>73782113
Não sei de onde você tira esses números
http://www.aen.pr.gov.br/modules/noticias/article.php?storyid=87899
É um pouco pior em questão de homicídios por habitante sim, mas não tanto quanto você fala, e olha que esses dados são de 2013. Os homicídios de SP aumentaram desde então e os de Curitiba caíram.
>>73782355
No. There will be still commies in bureaucracy, universities, NGOs, media... Just like in Murrica, but worse.
>>73782449
http://www.ssp.sp.gov.br/acoes/leAcoes.aspx?id=33925
>>73782457
Murica is safe for now, unless they elect Berine. I don't think Hillary is a real leftist.
>>73782490
>Estado
Estou falando de capitais
congrats lads
>>73782580
Nem leu a porra do site.
>>73782355
>venezuela
>invading brazil
There is no south american country that could invade Brazil, we are te USA of south america.
But it would be fun if they tried tho, we could take all that oil.
>>73775385
Most of the people who are in the Brazil political scene are in the Panama papers. So they are all crooks.
>>73782627
E você que respondeu 36 segundos depois de mim não leu o meu, o qual literalmente apresenta as estatísticas de assassinatos por 100 mil habitantes.
Dilma has not been definitively discarded.
Next year she'll takes back your President's term, but remains one step for her impeachment
>>73782732
Claro que eu li o teu, foi de lá que tirei o número de 449 homicídios em Curitiba (que tem uma população de 1879355 pessoas. Aí postei minha fonte que fala do número de homicídios na capital paulista, cuja população é de quase 12 milhões.
Trump, please win and this will be the greatest year of my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiLhD1r63rI
>>73782888
Ah entendi, colei o link errado.
http://www.deepask.com.br/goes?page=Capitais-sao-confrontadas-pelo-numero-de-homicidio
>>73782990
Por que os números daí são diferentes dos da Secretária de Segurança Pública?
>>73783164
Não sei
Culpa da Dilma
So.. who will take her place?
>>73776404
What did i eved done to you croatia ?
>>73783494
The vice-president, Michel Temer. A based guy.
>>73783612
>BASED
check the new science and technology minister.
Mabe we should change the name of this ministry to Religion and Criationism.
>>73776404
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduQBUVbDNzyWepa/giphy.gif
>>73776404
t. Mirko CroCop.
>>73774892
The electronic ballots were rigged
The new president has not chosen any woman minister.
SJW are mad!
>>73775057
Anything is better than PT they were siding with Cuba and Venezuela
>>73782113
http://www.numbeo.com/crime/compare_cities.jsp?country1=Brazil&country2=Brazil&city1=Curitiba&city2=Sao+Paulo&tracking=getDispatchComparison both are dangerous but Sao Paulo is more
>>73782662
>>venezuela
>>invading brazil
Well, they said they would. And they received new weapons from Putin regime.
>>73776178
Humans rights here is just a buzzword for everything sjw wish and defense of criminals
>>73784023
I have no idea how that site's methodology work, but I can still safely assert that São Paulo is one of the safest, if not the safest capital in Brazil. Using real statistics from violent crime instead of "worries".
>>73779711
BOM DIA, SR. PRESIDENTE
>>73783714
Religion and science are not opposites like many people think. And if you think otherwise try explaining that concept to Isaac Newton and the other hundreds of Christian scientists that changed the world.
>>73779711
Bom Dia, Sr. Presidente!
The real question is, will she still be allowed to play CSGO?
>>73780403
First Kirchner, then Dilma, who's next? Maduro? Evo? CASTRO?
Can someone post the Dilma dentist-hair and brendanfraser-eyes please? I've been waiting for that pic for weeks.
so smartasses what will happen to brazil now?
>>73783714
The news says it should be Kassab, which is a politician, engineer and economist.
The late minister weren't good either, one who was against mechanization and didn't believe in global warming and a shopkeeper.
>>73774704
Good for you, you should put this commie in prison.
>>73775057
>but do you think that Temer will be any better?
Irellevant
If the director of some company steal from the company he should be removed, it doenst matter if he is a good director or not or if the hypotetical next one will be shitty
Fuck yes! Now the rest of South America will follow our example.
MAKE SA GREAT AGAIN!(?)
>>73785779
>Now the rest of South America will follow our example.
>>73784203
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kenrapoza/2016/01/29/months-before-rio-olympics-murder-rate-rises-in-brazil/#2f2299751a0b
Here it says Curitiba has a higher murder rate
Is Sao Paulo not so dangerous?? What about Guarulhos and Tucuruvi?
Are you comfy for when she inevitably retakes office in or before the 180 days?
For things like this: Brazil: the forever a shithole
>huehuehue BR living in america
>have to participate in elections to retain brazilian citizenship
>vote against this socialist cunt
>following news on her, overcome with joy at possibility of impeachment
>find out house speaker replaced
>news house speaker says impeachment proceedings halted
>within a few hours, senate says fuck dat, we impeachment hearing now
>less than a day later new house speaker agrees to have impeachment hearings
>cunt gets impeached in a 55-12 vote
Couldn't have happened to a better cunt, I hope they get more of these commie shit eaters out.
>>73786309
Nope, the amount of votes in favor of opening the process basically guarantees that the impeachment will be confirmed in the next voting.
http://brasil.elpais.com/brasil/2016/05/11/politica/1462965819_795733.html
Live whining of the (former) president soon.
>>73774892
She gives free money to poor people
>>73779711
Bom dia, Sr. Presidente!
>>73786720
excuse me it's not called poor it's called economically challenged people, don't be mean
No women in Temer's cabinet,i like him already
Good morning Mr. President
>>73779711
Bom dia, sr. Presidente
>>73785051
Hopefully some good old austerity and then, after some time, economic growth
What a great time to be alive! Have you guys seen our first lady? She is better than Melania.
>>73784771
I have that, i'm on my cellphone though.
>>73788219
Marcela a qt desu
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
It began.
>>73774704
Why are brazilian heads so small?
got live feeds for on going coverage in brazil like globo news or something fyi the ousted president speaks
Kek, she is so rustled right now
Can we begin the commie hunting already?
>>73788735
thanks
>>73788742
Niggers from the northeast have fucking huge heads
>>73788789
She so good and manipulative . . .
>>73774704
pretty sure you ll regret her once she s replace by that corruptcrook that launched the impeachement and will destroy anything resembling to medium class in favor of the ultra rich.
>>73788920
don't be raycust.
i know two nigger brazilian who doesn't . wait actually both i know have giant heads now that you meantion it o.O DAFUQ how didn't i notice before now!!!
>>73788619
>>73788219
>>73789039
>destroy anything resembling to medium class in favor of the ultra rich
As opposed to the current one doing it doubly for the ultra rich that give them the money and power and the non working ultra poor that they give them the votes?
>>73789039
Temer didn't launch her impeachment, Eduardo Cunha did. And he's no longer the president of the Chamber of Deputies.
>>73789222
its called economically challenged not poor don't be mean . . . .
SJW-Commie EXTERMINATOR 2016
Thanks Mr. President
>>73789039
Fuck off,he isn't going to do that,look at the plans he has already made and announced
what will happen now BRs? is this good or bad for your country?
also why is this thread not more popular? does /pol/ not care about brazil?
>>73789082
when will they learn?
>>73789302
Temer is so fucking ugly,i guess that's a price of being so intelligent
>>73789377
Very good
Brazil is irrelevant in the worldwide political scenario so /pol/ probably doesn't care
>>73789377
It's good, a step we had to take eventually, but it's not great.
Brazil has no right wing, we took the almost-commies out for a left-center government.
>>73789530
>Brazil has no right wing
Blasphemy
>>73789039
France doesn't have a say in anything going on in Brazil. You have the most fucked up country in the world since 1789. Also, you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>73789530
Who is Bolsonaro?
she looks evil desu
>>73789039
>let me tell you about your country: the post.
Care about your fucked up country, retard.
>>73789377
It's going to amazing fro Brazil, both economically and culturally. The Worker's Party is Gramsci-Marxist party and has destroyed our economy.
With Temer we are going to fucking reduce the size of the government, get rid of most state-owned companies and prepare the way to Bolsonaro, the most badass politician in the world.
>>73789039
>pretty sure you ll regret her once she s repl-- (explosion sounds)
P-Pierre are you ok?
>>73779711
BOM DIA, SR. PRESIDENTE
>>73789799
Commies are evil
This is a typical PT supporter (1)
>>73781521
saved
>>73789799
she looks likes she wears snakes
>>73789799
>Saying Temer's government is illegitimate
Does this bitch not realize that when people elected her they were also electing him as a legitimate successor in case she fucked up?
I also find it hilarious that she keeps saying the votes of millions of people in the last election are being disregarded. Go ahead and make new elections right now then, lets see if those same people will still elect you.
How will this affect the Olympics?
>>73790322
IT DOESN'T COUNT
MUH 54 TRILLION
>non stop fireworks since 6 am
I love the south
>>73790348
The only terrorists on it will be the kebabs.
>>73790215
I'm looking forward to her suicide. Well-deserved for what she did in the past. Finally ridding the red filth from our country.
>>73790215
>the dudes taking pictures
top kek
Also i live in Brasilia and they were really mad today because CHOQUE was beating the living hell out of them while leaving the pro-impeachment guys alone,since they weren't trying to start fights
>>73790248
>Dindunuffin: the speech
This is embarrassing. If she gave a single fuck about the country's stability she would've resigned. She complains about political unrest and immediately goes on to incite her supporters to keep causing more chaos. It's a fucking disgrace.
>>73790348
Less terrorism risk.
>>73790215
This is a typical PT supporter (2)
Her "performance"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14L5trlRq4E
...And is the news where they told she is a public school teacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obLjFuQID7o
Good job brazil. Purge the commie menace.
>new science and technology minister
>evangelical retard from a known corrupt church
off to a great start
>>73774704
What a great day to be alive.
>>73775306
>"""human rights"""
hahaha we have the same shit
good luck fdp
>>73783927
>this is what brazilitards tell themselves
>>73790399
>Mfw my entire family from the south are commies.
I'm loving all the crying in the family's whatsapp group tho.
>>73790661
Not really, there is a lot more to purge and both of us know they're not gonna finish the job.
The people wanted blood and they gave them the president.
One single step in the right direction is just the beginning, but it doesn't take you to the right place just by itself.
Fucking kek.
>>73784029
You are no very smart, are you? Cause that wasn't a really smart comment.
Quick,post pics of our First Lady to make people jealous
>Criadora da democracia
>>73791029
muh dick
>>73775263
Can confirm.
>>73790609
I would also be a feminist if I had titties that small
>companheiro...
>>73791029
she's fat #nohate
>>73791029
>20 year old who married a 61 year old.
Gold digging slut. Do not touch.
>>73791029
>yfw teve gópi
>>73779711
BOM DIA, SR. PRESIDENTE
>>73791250
he's like: STFU...we have a plane to catch
Did you say goodbye to Jewma?
Goodbye, darling.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OELxJIJ.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>73791444
he seriously looks like dracula
>>73774704
Aй Bъй!
>>73778715
First gen Chevrolet Prisma.
>>73774704
get ready to have your country be taken over by U.S. banking interests huehues
>>73774913
New president's ministry has only males. People in my facebook are quoting cuck trudeau and his "ITS 2015!!" unironically. What do
So, are you guys free now? Are you going to lynch her?
>>73791250
I have never seen Lula so crushed. I almost feel bad.
>>73789039
The corrupt croock that released it has already been taken out aswell,future looks bright my friend,hope its not just an ilusion
>>73791940
>feeling bad for a filthy commie
>ever
>>73791940
He knows his commie agenda has been crushed by one of his own allies' incompetence.
>>73791904
Nothing. There is no point in arguing with people who believe someone should get a job based on what they have between their legs.
>>73791904
Simply ignore.
Now that they've lost, the commies are gonna shift their focus to attacking everything Temer does or wants to do.
>>73790545
where in brasilia, my negro?
>>73791904
Nu-males here are all like
>muh women ministers
>muh black ministers
fuck this gay earth
Dilma just got out and the Dollar is already at 2 Reais per kg.
WE FREE NOW
>>73792546
Not yet, but we're on the right path.
>>73779711
BOM DIA, SR. PRESIDENTE
>>73789039
>hurrr communism works
it doesn't
go live in venezuela if you think it does you fucking baboon
JUST
Can't you guys all go to /luso/ on /int/ ?
It' literally an eternal BR thread.
>>73792859
you guys loved that nigger in 2007
IMPEACH
>>73792859
Fucking obliterated.
>>73792893
No, /luso/ is filled with obvious teenagers and weebs.
>>73778926
I call two years
>>73792908
I didn't vote for him
When is Pedro II going to come back, /pol/? Dude was based desu
>>73779076
whatever the hell that stupid shit is
>>73793286
>>73793286
Tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask?
>>73793286
Tell me about Pedro II, why does he wear the beard?
>>73791342
>61 year old gets to fuck a 20 year old slut
TEMER COULDN'T BE MORE BASED
scrawny guy = Rousseff
bus driver = Brazilian conservatives
This thread is full of cucks.
Temer and the rest of PMDB crooks also need to be purged.
>>73792342
Is that good or bad?
>>73793678
Their time will come, for now let them put the economy back together.
Shit i went to help my boss and you lazy fucks didn't contribute with even one pic of miss Marcela
You like Temer yet?
>>73793678
We know, we'd rather get rid of the commies first.
>>73794028
Stop browsing /pol/ at work anon. Make me stop too.
>>73794062
Good point. Why do commies never understand that they are nothing but a supervillain edition of corrupt capitalists?
>>73774704
She looks more like a turkish rape baby that mixed with a gypsy.
>>73784029
It wasn't Venezuela, it was even worse, fucking Bolivia threatened to invade us
>>73794161
Work is pretty slow these days,i'm bored
>>73794028
>makes feminists furious, despite getting elected by them
>makes SJW cucks furious, despite getting elected by them
>makes leftists furious, despite getting elected by them
>makes self-proclaimed intellectuals furious, despite getting elected by them
>minister choices are pretty solid, Kassab aside
He's the president I never knew I wanted.
>>73774704
Why the fuck does she get to keep the fucking plane while away? It's not like she can do any official business anymore.
Paying for her to go all over the country crying coup is ridiculous.
>>73789039
First thing, the impeachment process that was accept and is going into trial stage was launched by three jurists. None will replace her.
Second, it will be an act of unprecedented skill for some government to be more corrupt than this ousted government.
Third, the ultra rich were the largest beneficiaries of current the policies that neraly broke the country and are hammering the poor. The poor and lower middle class are worse off now since their presumed ascend was based on credit and now they are back where they were and indebted and the social security network is falling apart.
Lastly, there is no guarantee he will finish his mandate by 2018. This impeachment process was based only on illegal financial actions that occurred during her new term (2015-now). There are several other proceedings at the common justice system and, more importantly, the election of 2014 itself is at stake at the supreme electoral court for all that happened during her reelection bid during 2014. If the election results were to be rendered invalid, then he is out then and there.
>>73782355
We might have and unending list of problems concerning our armed forces, but Venezuela is hanging around by a few strings, if they try to engage in any confrontation outside their borders their government will fall. They need their forces to take care of their own.
>>73775306
Bolsonaro do not want to run to president.
He already said that this is so much responsability to him.
>>73794564
Thanks Ma
>>73774766
>ever having a woman head of state
>>73779711
BOM DIA, SR. PRESIDENTE
>wake up
>check vote count
>we already have 2/3 of the senators
oh bby, that bitch is never coming back
>inb4 ''temer is literally hitler''
>never talk to me or my wife's son again
>>73794899
ME ACORDA COMPANHERO
>>73779711
Bom dia senhor presidente
>>73795272
kek
>>73779711
Bom dia, Sr. Presidente.
>>73795272
And the amazing thing is that he was indeed acquitted by the supreme court for the crimes he mas impeached for.
Qual é o plano econômico desse infeliz pra 2018? Ninguém vai votar em um cara que só fala de assuntos sociais irrelevantes.
>>73774704
WE FUCKING DID IT HUEBRO.
I WOKE UP TO HUERKEL ADMITING DEFEAT IN NATIONAL TV.
FEELS GOOD MAN.
>>73786309
Houveram 55 votos a favor hoje, e em 180 dias serão necessarios 2 terços, ou seja, 54. Relaxa que o impitima é definitivo.
>>73795463
http://www.bbc.com/portuguese/brasil/2016/05/160503_temer_governo_lab
They were talking about this since last year, were you under a rock?
>>73779711
BOM DIA, SR. PRESIDENTE!
