CRAZY BERNIE
Already given him the memename just in case crooked gets locked up
>>73729143
Yes but Trump is a racist and a fascist though, prove me wrong
you can't
>>73729229
Prove he is.
>>73729229
You are right though. He isn't a communist. All those other adjectives are him by default
>>73729229
Why don't you prove he's racist then?
You can't.
>>73729229
Pol will take this bait / 10
>>73729143
>goofy, crooked, crazy
Calling politicians stuff like this seems is corny as hell but man does it just fit.
>>73729766
He's never said anything blatantly racist, like "I hate niggers" or whatever. Hardly anyone is stupid enough to say blatantly racist things.
Instead he uses dog-whistle phrases. Say something which technically doesn't use any racist slurs, but gets the attention of all the racists.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog-whistle_politics
Lyin Ted
Crooked Hilary
Crazy Bernie
I fucking love Trump
Goofy Elizabeth is a great one. His rant on her today was excellent. It's gonna be a fun 8 years guys
>>73730325
when has he done this?
>>73730325
How did you learn to think like a racist? Can you show us an example of Trump being racist and clarify his use of coded language?
>>73729229
Why do you think /pol/ likes him?
>>73729566
>>73729637
*crickets*
>>73730325
Any examples?
>His time will come
>>73729143
he does this because he secretlly wants bernie bros to vote for trump
he already understands that bernie nots getting the nomination
It's impossible for Bernie to win anyways. He only exists to destroy Shillary
>>73729566
isn't the burden of proof just a wonderful thing
>>73730607
>implying the 22nd won't be repealed just for him
"Crazy Bernie"
What a boring unoriginal nickname. At least use Commie Bernie or something
>>73731653
Shut up, crazy hernia
>>73731653
"Crazy" is a perfect moniker.
He could have given "crazy" to literally any one of his other foes, but he saved it for the kooky senile mad scientist commie. There is no other word that better describes Bernie.
The man knows what he's doing.
>>73731653
Breadline Bernie
>>73731653
He's already referred to him as a "socialist slash communist"
If he isn't doing so now there's probably a good reason for it- perhaps it was unpopular?
>>73731201
He should continue.
As a minority worldsider who has no part in a bunch of overly advertised redneck elections, I was on board with Sanders as the next world leader, but this man keeps luring me to him.
>>73731653
I have a feeling that Trump secretly likes Sanders and wished he was cool as him, but his feelings aren't being returned.
>>73731959
Ooooh nice
>Crazy Bernie
>Crooked Hillary
>Lyin' Ted
>Little Marco
This is American politics in 2016, come up with the best nickname for your opponent and vomit it over and over again to win the election.
Fuck this country
>>73732069
The USA is one big TV where everyone else is watching.
Can't say I'm not enjoying the free spectacle.
>>73732069
You need to go back
[spoiler]to Mexico[/spoiler]
M A D M A N
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>>73730325
Really? Cause I just hear a man talking. "I love Hispanics" isn't racist "The Mexicans love me" isn't racist. Wanting to deport illegal immigrants isn't racist. Please point me in the direction of a source where he is quoted expressing irrational fear or hatred of a specific race.
>>73732069
>>Crazy Bernie
>>Crooked Hillary
>>Lyin' Ted
>>Little Marco
Donald Dick
>literally has the vocabulary capacity of a 5 year old
This shit is the equivalent of a preschooler calling someone a doo doo head and then a bunch of fat skinheads jump up and down yelling "OOOH BURN FUCK YEAH ROASTED"
I know it's /pol/ but people who suck Trump's dick for this horse shit are fucking embarassing
>>73732257
You need to go back to your designated shitting street, turdlord. How does it feel living in a country that is quite literally full of shit?
>>73732474
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵖᵃᶦᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵇʸ ᴴᶦᶫᶫᵃʳʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᴬᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃ, ᵃ ᶜᵃᵐᵖᵃᶦᵍᶰ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒʳᵗᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃᶰ ᵒᶰᵉ ᵐᶦᶫᶫᶦᵒᶰ ᵍʳᵃˢˢʳᵒᵒᵗˢ ᵈᵒᶰᵒʳˢ⋅
>>73732257
POO IN LOO
post yfw this happens
>>73732482
>How does it feel living in a country that is quite literally full of shit?
Feels good not being a dirty spic forced to go back to Mexico and build wall
>>73732069
>implying his opponents aren't crooked crazy liars
>>73732324
>implying any person wanting to deport immigrants fully understands the situation and doesn't hate them solely on their nationality and stereotypes
>implying he doesn't say that just to save his ass and make subtle jokes for his edgy circle jerk followers to meme up (huehue build the wall crooked hillary huehue)
>>73732621
I'd rather be a spic any day of the week than a poor ugly indian who doesn't even have clean water to wash his hands in.
Get fukt. Your country makes Africa looked developed
>>73729566
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
>>73732805
>I'd rather be a spic any day of the week
Top kek
Found the dirty spic. You people smell like poo. You people talk like poo. You people have no economy. You people have no jobs. Thanks for the laugh you manlet wallbuilder. I'm off to sleep knowing that the wall will be 10 feet taller
>>73732621
I'd rather live in Mexico and build Trump's wall than a place where people quite literally shit in the streets.
>>73732593
I would shit myself.
But it would be a happy shit myself, the kind I imagine diaper fetishists having.
>>73732684
>have immigration laws
>people break them
>get deported
What am I failing to understand, mi amigo?
>>73729143
Trump is the walking definitive caricature of a mental patient
>>73729229
There is nothing wrong with racism.
Is no one noticing the fact that an Indian who shits in the street thinks he's hot shit?
>>73732621
oh shit pajeet came with some bants
>>73731961
that was never his nickname though, aspie
>>73733022
>Flag
>Calling others poo
Nice
>>73732474
>>literally has the vocabulary capacity of a 5 year old
Yeah because most popular memes can only be understood by people with a PhD in English Literature. Deal with it Bernout faggot. Hernie has been branded by the MemeMaster and it's going to stick with him for the rest of his life.
>>73732684
Always leaving out that important "illegal" caveat.
He should of gone with Senile Sanders
That would of stuck instantly
>>73733408
Donald Duckface
>>73733471
His supporters don't know that word, it's too advanced for them
>>73729143
did bernie sanders kill valerie percy?
>>73732684
>All Americans, not only in the States most heavily affected but in every place in this country, are rightly disturbed by the large numbers of illegal aliens entering our country. The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens. In the budget I will present to you, we will try to do more to speed the deportation of illegal aliens who are arrested for crimes, to better identify illegal aliens in the workplace as recommended by the commission headed by former Congresswoman Barbara Jordan. We are a nation of immigrants. But we are also a nation of laws. It is wrong and ultimately self-defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years, and we must do more to stop it.
-Bill Clinton in the 1995 State of the Union
Why have liberals become mentally ill in the past 20 years?
>>73732474
>>73733569
Why'd you shoop the images of the handwriting then? Because they look nothing like eachother? Was Drumpf in the mafia? Where are his tax returns?
>>73733471
That's too touchy a subject, a lot of people have seen older family go through Alzheimers. Crazy is better, but Commie would work too.
>>73733022
Shut up, Pajeet. At least Mexicans have hilarious music and lucha libre.
>>73733792
All of Drumpf's ideas are communist. He is a Shillary plant. She is a Republican. Old Orange Faggot zionist Drumpf is done
>>73733714
no handwriting here, just a suspicious likeness, a motive and a sudden lack of public presence/alibi.
she was the daughter of a republican candidate who was running against a democrat who graduated from the same school that bernie went to.
bernie strangled her and stabbed her 14 times.
>>73733970
>omfg le drumpf xDDDD
>>73732684
I L L E G A L
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>>73734017
You're a liar. In other images it was shooped. I therefore don't care of any others. Drumpf said he can shoot people and they'd still love him. He goads them to knock out people. Was he in the mafia I repeat
>>73729566
I can't even...
>>73734125
what handwriting? there is no handwriting attached to the case. you are thinking of ted cruz and the zodiac killer meme cleverly thought up by bernie to discredit anyone who dug up the skeletons in his closet as more of the same.
>>73734319
Nope. Look them up I don't care about your obfuscation. The one with the cryptology at the bottom. All a shoop. There are other images of newt gingrich and many others who look like him too
>>73729566
>>73734125
Fuck you Canada
>>73729591
>Australia
>Not a shitpost
Nice.
>>73734455
I'm sure mexicans and their taco bowles are very nice but they are rapists. Also his companies got in trouble for refusing rent to blacks and he said he doesn't let blacks count his money. Only jews, his favourite people. Whites vote for Bernie. Communist zionists and minorities vote for the Grapefruit
Is crazy bernie the best he can do?
Crooked Hilary is the most goddamn amazing one
Lyin' Ted is pretty good too
But Goofy Warren? Crazy Bernie?
Where's the talent memetics I've come to expect from D Trump?
>>73732257
Looks like this one actually poos in the loo!
>>73733022
At least the Mexicans don't bathe in their own shit.
>>73732593
Why the fuck would wisconsin?
>>73730386
Once Trump stops being president
(which I hope doesn't happen. I hope he converts America from a Republic to a Empire with a Royal Family)
But in 8 years once Trump stops being president, I would like Trump to be the Admin of 4chan so we can bantz it up with him in his twilight years.
>>73734448
my obfuscation?
there is nothing connecting sanders to the murder of valerie percy until i posted it last night or the night before.
http://zodiackillersite.com/viewtopic.php?t=3054&p=47874
another bernie shill desperately trying to cover up the truth.
>>73733530
Why even try, Leaf? Kill yourself.
>>73734655
KeK wills it
>"Trump is a racist and fascist!"
So how about Hillary's links to Goldman Sachs, the Bilderburg Group, basically all the establishment you claim is the 1%?
>"Trump is a racist and fascist!"
You don't care, do you? You're a brainwashed little faggot repeating what the TV told you to hate, aren't you?
>"Trump is a racist and fascist!"
Too bad you're too stupid to realize the media deliberately crafts a narrative to keep the elites paying them in power? Of course they want you bleating about racism fantasies if it keeps you from looking too closely at their latest puppet
>"Duuuuh....you're racist too."
>>73731653
Crazy, Crooked, Low-Energy, Lyin are all handcrafted titles by the God Emperor. He looks into their souls and crafts the perfect label that will destroy them.
>>73729566
prove he isn't
>>73729566
D-delete this
FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>73729566
>>73729229
Yes but Bernie is a lunatic and Commie though, prove me wrong
you can't
>>73731653
>implying that's not a strategy to leech off bernie supporters once he lost
>>73731974
>>73732174
>>73732570
DODO
ODOD
DODO
ODOD
>>73730325
Your a pussy
>>73735173
>>73732684
>>73732684
I don't hate anyone. I would like it if the illegal immigrants were deported, and came into this country legally like every other proper immigrant seeking opportunity. Coming here illegally is a big "fuck you" to a country's policy and its embarrassing that we let foreigners walk all over us like that. We already make it able for them to come here, the RIGHT way.
And Im sure he feels obligated to say he loves all types of people, being that the lazy, ill informed liberals are so quick to brand him with being a racist among other things.
>>73729566
>being a FUCKING WHITE MALE in le current year
>>73734930
>tfw you will never be as cool as big biz
>>73729566
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???
Rush Limbaugh has been calling him crazy Bernie for months now. I don't know if he's trying to solidify that voting bloc or what, but it's not original.
>>73730386
the best part of how he calls everyone names is that he DIDN'T do it to jeb bush. the name "bush' was bad enough.
>>73732621
I am with pajeet. An indian is better than a spic 4 times out of five. Also this pajeet has bantz
Sad we never got a good month worth of Craving Kasich.
>>73732257
Knock knock
You don't get the joke because you don't have bathroom doors
>>73733970
Eat shit. Are you from quebec because you're fucking gay fuck you
there's no other word for a man like this
>>73730386
Douchey Donald
>>73729566
Why have I never thought of this? I already support him and don't believe he is a fascist and racist, hell why do I have to explain myself again for the nth time? Why don't they prove it?!
>>73736182
>low energy
>>73730325
>dog-whistle phrases
this is the same kind of bullshit as calling someone an "N-word thinker"
I mean, he's not saying nigger, but I know he's thinking it!
>>73731974
y'all got any of them dodos left?
>Hillary arrested
>Super Delegates nominate Joe Biden
Jackknife Joe
>>73735038
That's not how it works faggot. Burden of proof is on the logical positive claim
>>73729229
>>73730386
Little Marco
Goofy Elizabeth Warren
Any others I missed? Did he have one for Jeb?
>>73739161
yeah
it was Jeb
/pol/ has become a faggoty safe-space for trump-hurt retards to masturbate to their orange skinned cornsilk haired joke of an emperor
>>73732069
Excellent argument -- you really summed up my thoughts here. As a result, I've decided to switch up my vote to Hillary... the only true outsider candidate who will SMASH the wall street cartel!!!
>I vote for a politician because he gives people funny nicknames. Red-pilled as fuck!
this board has gone full retard
>>73734655
Wobbly Warren
>>73732593
>red Florida
i want this to happen but i've lived in a college town for a decade so it makes it seem more blue than i hope it is
>>73731653
I always liked Comrade Bernard or Comrade Sanders.
>>73737074
>Teflon Don
>>73729566
*casts Triggle-Wiggle*
>>73729229
One post and done in the thread, shill detected.
>the average Bernie Sanders supporter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwdbWCSZ10
>>73739794
You smug fucker.
>>73729229
Yawn
>>73731653
I call him the Sandernista Commandante.
>>73729143
Weak Jeb
Sleepy Carson
Robot Rubio
Lyin Ted
Crazy Bernie
What will Hillary's name be? I vote for 'Killer Hillary'. It rolls off the tongue and the first time he says it in public the media can have a shitstorm because they think he's saying 'Kill her! Hillary!"
>>73739161
"Little Marco" is probably my favorite
>>73742743
It's Crooked Hillary, fampai.
>>73729566
He called all Mexicans rapists, wants to ban Muslims, and incited violence at his rallies.
>>73729229
Next week Donald Trump will select Ben Carson as his running mate.
Screencap this
>>73742743
I think "Crooked Hillary" sounds best.
She has to deal with that E-mail scandal, the latest in a long list of shady shit. The name sticks so well with her.
>>73731849
Agreed. The first thing that comes to mind (to a sane person) when watching that whack job ramble on is "this guy is legit crazy".
>>73732069
Oh yeah, what a total meanie jerk! Calling people liars and crazy, just unspeakable. Such a bully.
Meanwhile people throw perhaps unprecedented amounts of hatred and venom towards him, but that's completely fine.
>>73742743
Uuuuh, crooked Hillary?
>>73741407
Florida isn't going blue, my town always votes with the color of the state and it's definitely going red this year.
>>73742855
heres some (you)s for you, guess shillary doesnt pay too well
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)
>>73730325
>Dog-whistle politics is political messaging employing coded language that appears to mean one thing to the general population but has an additional, different or more specific resonance for a targeted subgroup. The phrase is often used as a pejorative because of the inherently deceptive nature of the practice and because the dog-whistle messages are frequently distasteful to the general populace. The analogy is to a dog whistle, whose high-frequency whistle is heard by dogs but inaudible to humans.
You could twist anything into being a dog whistle phrase. Fuck you could probably twist this post into being one if you try hard enough.
>>73729143
I just want to be relevant enough for Dangerous Donald to give me a snappy one-word adjective.
>>73729229
Why don't you read what is stickied?
>the burden of proof lies solely on the one making the claim
Your b8 was gr8 tho m8
>>73742743
where the fuck have you been? it's been crooked hillary for like a month now
>>73729229
yes but bernie is a cuck and a commie though, prove me wrong
>>73733022
>You people smell like poo. You people talk like poo.
You need to use different insults next time, my good friend.
The word poo is forever linked to indians on the 'chans.
I hate this. Not because of Trump, but because his techniques will be studied and copied by future politicians. In 2020 every politician will be trying to come up with stupid nicknames for their opponents and making deliberate gaffes and controversies to try to hold the media spotlight. Its going to be cringey as fuck.
>>73729229
that's why people here some support him.
If anything he's not fascist enough
>>73742855
good thing none of those are races
meanwhile..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFVnknIXMTk
