You wake up as PM of Japan. How do you fix it?
1. Ban anime
2.Ban Japanese and teach american in school
3.Make it 52th state in US
4.accept syrian 5000 refugees which is waiting for going to Japan
5.ban censorship of porn
>>73668298
Turn Japan into a national socialist state.
>>73668298
1. Ban Anime
2. Declare Japan a colony of the British Empire
3. Enslave the Nips
4. Westerners thank me for stoping the deluding of Children.
>>73668298
>52th
You tard.
>>73668298
Hi gaijin-san, I see you are enjoying life in Japan. Good.
>>73668527
51th state is canada
52th state is Japan^^
>>73668298
1.fire missiles at north Korea
2.say it was just a prank
3.????????
4.profit
1. Ban Anime and Hentai
2. End censorship of porn
3. Allow greater immigration
>Make one of those national cumdump programs for highschool dropouts like in my animus
>Encourage otakus to take part in stuff they like and grant low interest loans to anyone who wants to start a small business or even produce small amounts of artisan goods, or even outright give financial aid to small businesses and artisans
>Lower corporate taxes a bit
>Stronger attempt to popularize Japanese culture in the west without watering it down for the white normies because they legitimately ruin everything they touch
>fund robo waifus research so we can turn it into the national #1 export
>>73668597
Canada is chinese province, not american state.
>>73668298
1. Ban everything except anime.
2. Ban American and teach Japanese in school.
3. Make it the 1st state in the Japanese Empire.
4. Accept 0 refugees which is waiting for going to Japan.
5. Ban uncensorship of porn.
>>73668298
I would enact a government led breeding program. Japan would make Egenics great again.
>>73668597
51st is Puerto Rico
Unless you wanna buy it
>>73668298
>You wake up as PM of Japan.
No thx, I watched London Has Fallen
>>73668298
Force all Japanese to convert to Christianity. You godless motherfuckas need Jesus.
>>73668298
1.Ban OP from being a citizen of Japan
2. Rape OP's mom in front of all nu-males
3. Build army and start war with Korea
4. BUILD KOREA WALL
5. Make Anime Great Again
6. Force OP to do harakiri
Make Japan Great Again
>>73669002
You don't know anything.
MANIFEST DESTINY
>>73668298
Little boy & Fat man 2: electric boogaloo
>>73668298
1. Order all ICBMs to be prepared for launch
2. Wait until august 6th, don't do anything dumb enough to get impeached or assassinated
3. Celebrate 71st anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki by nuking all of Japan into oblivion
>>73668298
Only the first one.
>you fucking ameriboo faggot.
>>73668298
ban anime and internet as well as porn
teach national pride in schools
announce war on islam
promote manliness mother hood and tax breaks for families with children.
>>73669255
This anon gets it, also kek wills it
>>73668298
>undertake national program to fix birth rate to be slightly above replacement rate
>take effort to make working culture more sustainable (less overwork etc)
>restrict immigration even more
>>73668298
>teach american
Bait confirmed
>>73669308
B~but anon anime and porn are part of japanese culture!!
>>73669385
>>>/a/
>>>/jp/
>>>/lgbt/
Go back to your home. nerd
>>73669385
They're degenerate and a large reason so many Japanese are refusing to get jobs and have children.
>>73668298
1. Step up game in Asia by forming closer ties, to South Korea, Taiwan, Singapur basically all non shit tier Chinese competitors.
2. Eventually form a trade union.
3. Establish political Union.
5. Dominate it.
4. Form new East Asian Federation with at least Japanese standards.
>>73669223
>build korea wall
We are seperated by a god damn ocean you fucking retard
>>73669441
Fucking gaijin please kill yourself
>>73669465
Remember karoshi? too much work= japanese kill self= less japanese, fuck you anime and porn are essential to uplift their spirits
>>73669663
Stop bullying retard people! korea!
He is weeaboo and therefore brainless retard.
>>73669663
what I mean is build a wall in korea separating you from Chugoku and russiya, stupid K-Pop mongrel, Japanese stronk!
>>73668298
Your problem is declining fertility. Fertility rates have dropped due to western women wanting careers over children.
Step 1: ban women from working
Step 2: encourage people to have 2 children on avarage
Step 3: profit
Alternatively, you could start breeding people in factories. Sounds like something Japan would do.
>>73669759
We are seperated by the dying corpses of chinese men, the DMZ, and North Korea.
>>73669719
Your a fucking gaijin and therefore cannot appreciate true Japanese culture kill yourself retard
>>73669819
I have Japanese ancestors and have never been abroad(live in here for entire life)
And I think Japanese culture is trash.
I watch american reality show every fucking day cause Japanese tv show is garbage. anime a.k.a pedo shits are creepy as fuck. stop being retard faggot and learn real culture. Fag
>>73669805
Step 1: Unify Korea, let the North take first step
Step 2: Let North and South fight each other
Step 3:when Korea are weak, Japanese step in
Step 4: Kill are Korea subhumans
Step 5: Build wall on border of a new unified Japanese Korea
PROFIT!
>>73669239
This is the funniest shit I've seen in weeks help me fuck
>>73669932
That's cute how you pretend to not know English as well as you do. You'll never be Japanese. Stop with the sour grapes, faggot.
1. Peace treaty with Chinese and Koreans, not apologize, but as the currently still most powerful eastern asian country, lead the three most powerful eastern asian countries as a Triad of power
2. Threaten Russia to join our alliance
3. Conquer Germany as Alliance military base
4. Wage war on all of Europe
5. Threaten Jews that if they intervene we will stop China from consuming their products and therefore 90% decrease in shekkels earned
6. Conquer Europe and Asia.
7. Peace treaty with US
8. Build massive union of only Super power countries and take all the resources from shithile 3rd world countries.
>>73669932
American culture is degenerate with all sluts fucking black men, you think America still has a dream, well let me tell you, there's a reason why Japanese are well revered by us subhumans and that's because your culture although accepting of other foreign stuff, but still manage to keep the traditional conservative approach. And your culture literally constituted anime which you called degenerate.
Daily reminder to not watch american reality shows, they are made by filthy jews
>>73668298
1.Deport unproductive foreigners(bye koreans/chinese/nigerians)
2.Tax credits for children and increased child services
3.Modernize education system
4.Lower corporate tax rate
5.Cut senior benefits and medical benefits to sane levels
>>73668298
FUCK SYRIAN REFUGEES. ALL THE FILTHY SAND-NIGGER SCUM SHOULD BE GASSED.
>>73668298
6. Make hentai real.
>>73670195
dont bother deporting the koreans. Just kill them on sight. They all go over there for easy employment. Parasitic cunts.
>>73668298
1. Immediately begin top secret nuclear weapons development.
2. Reduce work hours and increase salaries as much as possible, within reason.
3. Add mandatory welfare for families with at least one working parent and subsidize companies for giving benefits suck as extra free time and extended holidays to workers with children.
4. Increase taxers on all households without children and decrease taxes on households with children.
5. Discourage moe shit and otaku culture as a disease and force the fuckers to shower, work and breed.
6. Subsidize anime industry to make masterpieces and haggle with other countries to buy our cartoons for high prices.
7. Tell the UN they can go fuck themselves and that we're never going to ban shit. Not loli, not violence on women, nothing. In exchange, we'll encourage it as long as it's actually good, if not then we mock it as degeneracy.
8. Open up borders with Eastern European countries and maybe white westerners if they shut the fuck up. Keep all immigrants from these countries under surveillance until we're satisfied that they're not criminals and can integrate perfectly.
9. Mix race with whites to create new Aryan superpower.
10. Keep very minor censorship of genitalia in porn since it kinda makes it a little hotter and more satisfying when you see the real thing.
>>73670038
???
but I am real japanese desu yo? senpai
>>73670149
pic related
1. Mandate strict 4ohr workweek and paid overtime
2. Renogotiate trade treaties to better support an export-orientented economy
3. Deflate the Yen
4. Make as much noise about unfair working conditions in China, Mexico, and India. Support self for solution
5. Slightly lighten immigration
6. Subsidize anime but ban rampant merchandising
7. Mandate school hours encourage travelling to western unis but then returning to Japan
>>73670130
>implying Japan will do alliance with subhuman gooks and chinks
>implying even if you allied, the tripartite east asians can take on the sleeping bear, even threaten it.
>implying you have the manpower to conquer europe and the world
>implying Korea isn't gonna be some underling vassal to Japan like in the last war.
>implying Jews are not gonna manipulate you to fight each other
Stop it, you're making me laugh with this preposterous act.
>>73670130
Japan is seen as more powerful than Chna? I thought that every alliance with China might turn out very dangerous. They are the most long lasting realm in the history of mankind. Rom is gone for about 1500 years. The Mongolian and British empires lasted just an instant from their perpective.
They know how to deal with smaller enemies in their desired realm. See Tibet and the Uighurs right know. I think the risk of beeing overpowered by China is too high. Look at Taiwan and their struggles, just because China wants them back. China is patient and will not fuck up easily.
>>73668298
When is someone finally going to be "that guy" and propose porn decensorship
>>73670296
prove you're a real japanese speak some moonrunes, hiragana plz oh yea you fucking can't.
Also if you need refugees import me so I can rape your mother
>>73668298
>This thread again. For two years now.
Anyway.
1. End mutual security treaty w/ U.S.
2. Mobilize SDF as close as possible to South China Sea
3. Stipulate China broker unconditional end to N.K. missile program
4. Restrict immigration to an IQ test and a written exam administered in either English or Japanese languages. English IQ requirement higher than Japanese.
5. Teach Japanese war crimes against China in textbooks. Ignore South Korean comfort women a little longer - til it's better for PR, to shut up SJWs. Force all schools to extensively teach Yukio Mishima.
>>73668298
1. Ban american culture and economical interest
2. Teach japanese their own traditional culture
3. Make japan great again
>>73670520
Also, ally the fuck out of Mongolia. Force it geopolitically.
Japan would probably vote conservative, so I'd approve adding it as a state for that reason alone.
>>73668298
1. Employ high taxes for single people.
2. Forced labor for NEETs, single people.
3. Execute Yakuza.
>>73669982
Thnx anon
1. Realize I'm gonna be late on my first day
2. Run all the way to school with a piece of toast in my mouth
3. Participate in the school pokemon tournament
>>73668298
I give increased tax breaks for Japanese who decide to have more kids.
Immigration is ok, but still strict, in cases where the immigrant has a high value job. Only productive people are allowed to stay.
Restructure tax/welfare programs to try and get NEETS to work.
Slight easing of social security benefits
>>73670647
Yakuza are right wing tho. Go after them, your right wing utopia ends fast as LDP cannibalizes itself.
>>73670647
you forgot sending them to gulag and giving free supply of sake
>>73670503
なんで日本人にそんな変な幻想持ってんのwww
>>73669471
This is the best and most realistic post.
1. Subsidise quality anime, ban shitty anime.
2. End the censorship of porn.
3. Aggressively spread the degeneracy to surpass even the jews.
4. Start a program to grow japs in vats, so the constant stream of anime and porn doesn't end.
5. Construct Gundam.
>>73670662
First of all we need to identify what, exactly, is wrong with Japan.
So what is wrong with Japan, OP?
>>73670853
That sounds like a great idea Japan. What would you call it?
I got it. How about, "The Greater East Co-Prosperity Sphere?" And if the Chinese don't join, you can stick bamboo spears up their pussies and chop their heads off and everything.
1. Keep anime, but lower the advertising and merchandising for it.
2. Accept more immigrants, but only if they are hard workers, non-criminals, and are of the European persuasion. Whites can reproduce with Japanese, but only if deemed neccessary by the government. Other races can be accepted, but they cannot procreate with the native population without a special permit.
3. Spend a little more money on land expansion projects and man-made structures in the ocean, but also keeping a watchful eye on the environment.
4. Robotics development and distribution will be placed on higher priority for the economy
5. Society will remain mostly homogenous, with some Western influence being present.
6. Ban Islam and all groups associated with it. Other religions are allowed
7. Government will be right-wing
8. Military spending will be redirected to Gundam and Evangelion development. Gundam will replace most of Japan's land-based vehicles, and some aircraft, leaving naval vessels behind to reinforce grorious navy. Evangelions will be constructed in undisclosed locations across Japan, with their whereabouts being highly classified, limited to only 3 (in case of espionage and a unit being stolen), and only used in extreme cases (Muslim's conquering most of the planet, planet of the apes, downfall of modern society). Their use will either be used to utterly destroy the enemy, or as a last resort, end the planet
>>73671215
This desu, please make this happen!
1. Mandatory military service for all Japanese men for a period of one year, with one year forced labour as punishment for not going.
2. Married and 3+ children = free apartment or house.
3. NEETs/unemployed put to work on construction of these houses.
4. Anime/Porn banned as unnatural, sexual urge to be fulfilled by chasing real life women and as a result in chasing success, financial independence, good moral values
5. Only those with a stake in the future of the country (by having children) allowed to vote.
I don't and in fact I do my best to undermine the economy and social cohesion as much as possible. Start by cutting off funds to the immigration bureau and allowing hundreds of thousands of "refugees" to flood the country.
>>73668298
Enslave Nips
Pledge Allegiance to Trump
Convert everyone to Kekism
Make Anime Real
Roll Dubs
This is now a Nanking Massacre thread. For glorious Nippon!
They should make an anime about bayoneting Chinese babies and seeing who can throw them the furthest.
So who do you think this faggot OP really is? Is he a butthurt Chinese or Korean using a proxy/living in Japan like a dirty zainichi or an American soldier/English teacher that is mad because he can't get laid even in Japan?
Based baby pile.
I wake up PM of Japan and thank my heathen Shinto gods that the United States of America didn't turn my entire island into an uninhabitable nuclear fallout zone.
1) Ban foreigner op, because faggot
2) Ban immigration, ship nigs and dunecoons to America
3) Eliminate degenerate foreign culture, because installed by the kike
4) Encourage Germany to do the same
5) Re-establish the Axis
6) Another 6 gorillion
>>73671591
Photoshopped.
1. Invest heavily in research and development to make anime real
2. Re-establish the Anglo Japanese Alliance
3. Ban all foreigners except for those from civilised island nations
4. Give incentives for Japanese women to have more children
5. Remove all American influence
>>73671775
or real Japanese guy who hate Japan?
>>73671871
Yeah bro. Totes photoshopped.
1. Ask murigga for nukes
2. Nuke Korea and China
3. Obtain slightly radioactive natural resources (it's Japan they're used to radiation)
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!
>>73668298
Attack Pearl Harbour
>>73668298
>Make Japan the 51st-53rd state of America
>Trump wins in a landslide because nips want to MAGA
That or I would start the process of accepting refugees of the US, Canada, GB, and any nation that has fallen to the the fucking niggers. Of course I would only import red pilled individuals.
>>73668298
>Rejoice
>Loosen gun laws
>If shootings go up put them back to where they were
>Instruct studios on how to make anime not shit again
There's not much to fix.
>Wake up as President of the US
>Revoke article 9
>Tell China if they start shit we WILL fuck them up, protecting NKorea was pushing shit already
>Tell Europe to get cucked by muzzie cock, we're done getting nothing from them, word for word
>Tell them if they start shit we got way more nukes and guns that aren't plastic failures
>Try to build bridges with Russia, make it legal to import slavguns again
>Bro it out with Nihon as they hate the same people /pol/ hates and are nationalistic enough already
>Implying if Japan got an actual military with US funding it wouldn't be the most based shit aside from Russia and US when we don't have a shit leader
Also label PC as a hate movement as well as loosen gunlaws enough to make Louisiana embarrassed with how "strict" they are it now.
>>73672313
Oh and if South Korea had shit to bitch about with Article 9 I'd just say I guess we'll pull out our bases then, if we aren't friends then have fun with North Korea.
Oh and I'd outright tell them to "get over" WWII
>>73668597
its 51st and 52nd not 51th and 52th
>>73672684
oh.
thank you english teacher-san.
never understand the difference between st or th tho.
I don't think the PM can make such legislation on his lonesome
>>73672735
First
Second
Third
Fourth
Fifth
Sixth
Everything after is a th
Hope this helps ふぁむ
>>73671933
>shitposts constantly but never manages to show any evidence of even being in Japan except for the occasional sentence in Japanese that anyone could write
Yeah, no. Kill yourself.
>>73668298
>ban anime
>ban porn thus forcing losers to get out and fuck real girls
>lower age of consent to 12 to increase population fast.
>Give Mexico Mecha-Technology and Use their labor to build a massive robot army underground.
>Make The Merchant my greatest ally
>false flag Russian attack on Burgerland with the help of my greatest ally
>while Burgers are busy fighting Russia invade Burger land from Mexico with Army or robots stationed at the border.
>execute weebs on sight
>make America Great Again, invade Canada for the lulz
>Cut welfare to NEETs
>Recreational/Fitness centers are available to all Japanese citizens
>Pass laws that forbid employees spending time with their boss off the clock
>Tax benefits to families with at least a child
>30 hour work week with overtime
>Subsidies to national sports leagues
>>73672826
god thank you so much. english teacher sama
Assemble my harem of qt schoolgirls and get my fugg on
>ban censorship of porn
that's all, I would resign move back here and watch dmm movies uncensored until I die
>>73668597
>51st state is Canada
ewww no. We'll Annex the upper half for the natural resources, and leave Canada self governing so we can send all our liberals there. That and so they can keep their Abo's too. Dont need to fucking deal with those idiots
>>73669017
>5. Ban uncensorship of porn.
6th. Ban retards
>>73669663
Never heard of a sea wall?
make the ocean great again!
>Give subsides to anime industry
>Negotiate the complete withdrawal of American troops and drastically shrink the JSDF by rising the standards to get in up to 11, build a few nukes and submarines, get a fuckload of drones and missile defenses and start researching informational and space warfare technology with secretly the ultimate goal being having rods from god, essentially turn the armed forces into an elite defensive force that can deter and repel anyone dumb enough to want anything who wants to fuck with us without outside help
>Formally apologize for Nanking, unit 731 and all that shit but make it clear we're now stronger than ever and will defend with deadly force from anyone wanting payback
>Move away from service economy and back to a strong manufacturing base
>Set a goal of powering the country 100% with clean energy by 2035 and run all vehicles except for military stuff on electricity
>Pass strict regulations to end the suicidal work culture, companies need to start treating their empolyees like fucking human beings
>Offer all kinds of benefits to married women who have more than 2 kids and stay-at-home moms, fuck it, even give some to single moms
>Personally send two letters to Kentaro Miura and Yoshihiro Togashi telling them to fucking resume a regular publishing schedule or else
>>73673150
>english teacher sama
See this shit right here? No Jap would write like this. You're also way too obvious when you pretend to be bad at English. You keep jumping between writing normal sentences and writing like a five year old. You should really make a better effort in your role playing. Like that guy who pretended to be a Japanese girl doing an internship in the Vatican. He'd done some research and had a pretty good story to back it up.
Tl;dr - step it up senpai
1. Eject all refugees from other countries back to their countries or countries which will take them
2. Eject any and all illegal immigrants into the sea with exception of unique cases (people losing their citizenship while in an airport and of the like)
3. All children of legal citizens will receive free government-aid until the age of 18 for medical, dental, and educational needs with a limit of up to 217,095 yen a year. If both father and mother are Japanese citizens, both of Japanese ancestry, their parents can apply to receive those same benefits with the same limit.
3. Freedom to bare arms will not be as liberal as it is in some parts of America, but there will not be an outright ban on them since criminals still regularly import these weapons.
To help control who gets these weapons, though, there will be extensive taxing on all imported weapons and weapons will not legally be manufactured or sold within the borders. A license for open carry can also be issued on request, but not concealed.
4. Niggers can only stay if they meet or exceed the average national IQ, otherwise they are deported to Africa regardless of where they came from.
>>73674579
>4. Niggers can only stay if they meet or exceed the average national IQ, otherwise they are deported to Africa regardless of where they came from.
Meanwhile in Detroit, America: Free trips to Japan!
>>73668298
import millions of arabs and north africans because japan has too many japanese people in it. it needs more diversity
1. Ban anime
Ban the only medium that isnt under kike control. Great idea faggot
2.Ban Japanese and teach american in school
Your school system is shit except for your private universities and it would just dumb them down
3.Make it 52th state in US
So that you can flood it with niggers and spics?
4.accept syrian 5000 refugees which is waiting for going to Japan
Even worse than point 3
5.ban censorship of porn
As expected of you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWM4bJNpch0
>>73668298
1. Ban anime
2. forced breeding programs
3. Remilitarize
4. Invade China
5. Start WW3
>>73669471
>creating an Asian version of Eurovision
that's disgusting.
5. Ban censorship of porn
1. Ban Anime
2. Teach Australians in schools
3. Get revenge for Darwin on randomly selected towns every couple years
>>73668298
1. Go beat up American presidents in mahjong to get more F-15s
>>73670130
Korea and Japan need to wake up and start cooperating at a deeper level or they will be absorbed in short order, incase you didn't notice China is slowly buying up assets in both countries through ROC proxies
>>73668298
1) ban anime
2) expel all non-Japanese except myself
3) teach kids pride in being Japanese in school
4) create a government run matchmaking service so people can meet and date
5) incentivize reproduction of healthy individuals and punish those who remain single by taxing them heavily to pay for the kids of those who reproduce
>>73668298
FTFY
>>73675482
It's too late, they've already put forwards plans for it.
>>73669471
You forgot
Allow in hordes of immigrants from the -Stan countries
Allow shit tier Asians into Japan
Crash the union with no survivors
1. Make
2. Every
3. Jap
4. Sex
5. Slaves
Finally we can put those vestigial tentacles to good use.
>>73668298
Build space fleet
invade China
nanking 2.0
>>73668298
1.) Introduce a breeding program, bringing foreign women and using them as essentially artificial wombs. If they pop 10 kids from pure Japanese stock, they get Japanese citizenship.
2.) Introduce the Gubernamental work corps, make it essentially an army which forces you to work for whatever skillless shit they government can find you to do, with hopes of getting you a permanent job in the normal market. Say, for 4 years. If you get into vocational training (aka, craftsmen of varying level of skill), a full waiver. If you go to university, a 3 year waiver. Etc. Get to become the hunters, cleaner, farmers, or whatever else is currently missing because of increasingly aimless young people.
3.) Begin a large scale plan for cultural exportation and spread across the world, focusing on making the japanese art and culture become global as much as possible.
4.) Modify the tax law in the next manner:
4.a) Modify the national income tax into a Negative Income tax, rate and deduction to be determined
4.b) Eliminate the ceiling of the marital reduction
4.c) Reduce corporate taxes effective rate to a range of 5-15%
4.d) Modify the national consumption tax into a VAT and introduce a fairtax like system.
4.e) Modify the current national residence tax into a full Georgist land value tax.
5.) Try best to remove all the current red tape that makes the Japanese conglomerates squash most small firms and let them fester until their current collapse.
6.) Introduction of a massive defensive spending aimed at giving Japan the ability to destroy any would be missile attack and blockade any nation in the surrounding area.
7.) Massive push towards fish farming, with a focus on new, better techniques, introducing very large excise taxes on fish if necessary.
And so on and so forth.
>>73668298
I would make anime great again. Wait, nothing needs to be done for that. Never mind.
>>73669017
>dumbass prairie niggers can't tell the difference between immigration and conquest
I'll leave when they make me leave. Until then, fetch me my cigarettes and keep smiling, Chief Buffalo Fucker.
>>73668298
1. Stay the course.
Japan's got a lot of things figured out.
>don't give out work visas except unless you at least have a Bachelor's degree
>leave the subhuman races of the world to moan at the door, instead of letting them in
>rig the social system into hard-working, educated civilians
>teach English, the language of global economics, on a massive scale without forsaking your own culture
Honorary Aryans for a reason.
1. Join China In the communist agenda
2. Convince China to conscript it's male population into the army
3. Invade Korea for its qt azn grills
4. Support my country with kpop profit
5. Convert the world to communism
6. Start "pray to Stalin day"
Easy
>>73668298
Declare war on weebs.
>>73679574
>nanking 2.0
That made me raff so hard.
