da fuk
>>73650348
Fucking urine
>>73650348
Literally what?
Beer is fucking disgusting. The cheap stuff tastes like piss and the expensive stuff tastes like vomit.
Wine is the patrician drink of choice.
>>73650348
I like the name but all domestic beer just tastes like piss
If you drink the beer, it wins
Why can i get bud nation wide but yuengling, americas best bear, is only available in pa, ny, oh,and wv
>>73650558
t. Homosexual
>>73650626
WUZ
>>73650558
>dude wine lmao
>Budweiser or any other mass-produced swill
Enjoy being top kuk while I feast upon my sperm wine.
>>73650558
Wine is for fags
>>73650654
KANGZ OF BEER N SHEIT
I'm assuming they mean it's no longer strictly U.S.A beer but the America's in general?
Still fucking retarded.
>>73650612
I love Yuengling but I think part of it's appeal is that I can't have it unless I'm out east. It's like In-N-Out or Lion's Choice.
>>73650558
wine is the drink of women
Rum and scotch and if you sweeten it like a little bitch you need to have your balls cut off
>>73650652
wrong
>>73650348
>still drinking the alcoholic jew
>>73650681
>>73650674
>>73650558
>>73650652
FUCK WINE
FUCK BEER
whiskey
Budweiser is the worst beer I have ever tasted and I have had a lot of shitty beer.
>>73650348
>>73650558
>Drinking the liquified Jew
>>73650558
>there are only two types of beer: cheap and expensive
>t. Wine sipping Faggot
>>73650681
Wine is good but it is easier to get really high quality beer for less than high quality wine.
![300px-Richard_Stallman_straining_his_bowels[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pLXJjIY.jpg "300px-Richard_Stallman_straining_his_bowels[1].jpg")
>>73650348
There is literally nothing wrong with Budweiser.
>inb4 muh micro brews
IPAs are shit and stouts are for women
>>73650558
low quality bait if I ever saw one
>>73650558
wine is for fags and old people
man drink beer
>>73650348
>drinking alcohol
Water, milk, vegetable juice only you faggots
![[EightBit] Onegai Twins - 06 [960x720 Hi10P BD FLAC AAC][78671A9A].mkv_snapshot_10.02_[2013.08.10_23.14.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WE07Qua.jpg "[EightBit] Onegai Twins - 06 [960x720 Hi10P BD FLAC AAC][78671A9A].mkv_snapshot_10.02_[2013.08.10_23.14.40].jpg")
>>73650558
smdh fag desu shamed to even call you senpai
>2016
>not drinking mead
>>73650916
>Literally
>"Hey guys I'm a faggot"
>>73650612
It's one of the only good cheap beers.
>>73650558
fucking lightweight liberal faggot, go outside nigger lover
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lsayXmf.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>73651084
>mead
>>73651026
Dr. Pepper is the only acceptable pop to drink occasionally.
>>73651145
That's a funny way of saying Miller is the only good cheap beer.
>>73650348
white people hate american beer here.
They love ales and shit now. They go nuts India pale ale's that taste like concentrated lemon rinds mixed with booty sweat
>>73650950
It's not bait. Beer is gross. I honestly don't get what would possess someone to drink beer.
Also it doesn't even succeed in getting you drunk. You need to drink like 20 to get a buzz.
Whiskey and rum are superior for that.
Beer literally has no reason for existing. You only drink it because your daddy does and you want to show him you're "manly."
But of course, this will trigger you neckbeards too.
>>73651084
>straight up sugar water with alcohol
>>73651026
>he doesn't drink alcohol
>he fell for the vegetable juice meme
uptight
>>73651026
>current year
>willingly ingesting hormone, antibiotic and puss filled liquid from another animals' breasts
>>73651196
>pop
>>73651196
Soda is bad for you you fucking degenerate
Named after the Polish general who crushed the Islamic Ottoman empire in the 1600s saving Europa
the only kind of beer that's shit are IPAs
>>73651196
>>73651206
You guys meant mr pibb and rolling rock I'm sure, wouldn't want to be embarrassed now ;)
>>73651084
>2016
>Not huffing jenkem
>>73650348
It truly is the most American. Mass produced to a standard quality and while shitty to some people it still gets the job done. How is that not american.
>>73650558
who the fuck is patrician you fucking faggot
>>73650558
This
Wine is the only alcoholic drink I enjoy.
>>73651293
So is venturing outside and inhaling pollutants
Only degenerates like you go outside without a gasmask on
Whiskey is the gentleman's drink of choice
Pic related
>My favorite beer
>drinking anything but dark beer
idk how people drink this ipa gold piss
>>73651340
This guy gets it.
Ale master race reporting in
>>73651309
Back when I used to drink I'd buy a pint of that a day
I like Heneiken, Tecate, Guniness, Black Kracken/Doctor Pepper(Dr. Kracken) and Coors
How gay am I?
>>73651342
>mr. pibb
Rolling Rock's aight though.
>>73651033
Onegai twins was one of my first shameful pleasures.
The OP still makes me feel nostalgic.
>>73651260
beer isn't something you drink to get drunk
it's what you drink to get a steady buzz instead of a different drink
>>73650612
And NJ. The local liquor store always has 12pk bottles.
>>73651547
noone cares fuck off
>>73650558
(You)
What's your excuse for having not brewed before, /pol/?
I thought you had testicles.
>>73650558
Honestly tru f a m
>>73651260
>beer is icky
>everyone in my high school agrees
People who can legally drink actually like beer, underage faggot
>>73650558
wine was drink of choice of every great man ever up until like 20 years ago when dude beer lmao became a thing
>>73650348
>NO DRUGS
>NO ALCOHOL
>NO CIGARETTES
FUCKING DEGENERATE FAGGOTS
>>73651663
>Heneiken
faggot
>Tecate
Mexican
>Guniness
trash
>Coors
14
Modern IPA's are the US's gift to the world.
Belgium and Germany have been claiming theyre the world's best for centuries, but all it took were some stoned west-coast homebrewers to play around with hops to innovate brewing and change the entire culture.
How does it feel to outdone by the US again Europe?
>>73650913
It really depends. If you're an idiot and only drink Napa or Cali wine, expect to spend $30 for anything of moderate quality. If you drink... Say South African wine, you can get out of the liquor store with a $10 bottle that could be mistaken for the aforementioned $30 Napa wine. It's an even bigger difference for Argentinian wines. Argentinian Malbecs are generally thought of as having the best price/quality of any wine on Earth.
A good bit of wine is the power of suggestion, but the other half is objective quality.
t. Former Sommelier
>>73650612
>>73651768
Also Florida. Shit they have a distributor in the same neighborhood as Busch Gardens in Tampa.
>>73650612
FL has yuengling and I've seen in in VA, DC, NJ, NC, and maybe a couple other places.
>>73650558
>all the triggered cletus's and tyrones
WEW
>>73652042
meme beer
>>73652101
>former sommelier
Sorry Nigger, once a Somalian, always a Somalian
>>73651249
Budweiser isn't American, it's owned by a multinational company headquartered in Belgium and Brazil.
>>73650612
Don't forget NC
>>73650348
That article is shit. They just changed the label for summer to be more patriotic and celebrate all important shit going on this year. They've done it in the past with the statue of liberty and the flag.
>>73650612
Yea Yuengling is based as fuck
>>73651879
I brewed once and decided it wasn't worth the effort and I also didn't like having to wait for my beer.
I'm impatient and lazy. That's why I drink beer in the first place.
>>73650558
The Trump says NO ALCOHOL. Therefore you are right.
>>73651916
The only people I know that "enjoy" beer are degenerates and alcoholics.
It tastes like shit anon and a majority of people will agree.
That goes for pretty much all alcohol though. You faggots can lie about enjoying it all you like.
>>73652351
>Achmed is upset we're following his Sharia law
Sorry not sorry m8.
>>73650612
The south too, or at least you used to be able to get it in South Carolina and Georgia for sure, it's all I drank when I lived in the us.
>>73650558
Pearls before swine. The plebs don't have a palate.
>>73652351
Your entire country is degenerate sheep fuckers.
You do grow some tasty hops though.
>>73650612
va here, yuengling is my go to cheap beer.
>Get rid of well-selling very well known brand name
Literally what?
>>73650558
>>73650558
>>73650811
This guy gets it
Gotta drink the fire
>>73651916
I don't know but I've had some pretty bad tasting beers that were supposed to be good
If you're young and all you've heard about beer is how microbrews and ales are the only acceptable brew to drink.. if you've supposedly tasted "the best" and it tastes like raw sewage then I don't blame the kid for coming to that conclusion
I prefer whiskey or beer, but I also quite like
Mead
Wine (red only)
Rum
Dry cider
Pimms
Pic unrelated
>>73652351
>Australian
everyone you know is a degenerate and alcoholic
first time I tried alcohol it was cheap champagne which literally tastes like the carbon of soda without the soda. once i turn 21 ill try out a real mans alcohol
>>73651565
So much this the lighter the yellow the worse it is the darker it is the better it is unless your talking about people or ducks then it's the opposite
>>73651565
not everyone like drinking bread
>>73650811
Decent cheap kind?
>>73650558
>2016
>drinking or smoking
waste of money.
>>73650652
t. degenerate who lacks self-control
>>73651084
>2016
>Not drinking Absinthe
>>73650348
Maybe their changing the recipe to Make America Great Again°
>>73652210
I assume thus is bait?
>>73650348
>drinking alcohol
>drinking coffee
>smoking cigarettes
>smoking weed
>taking drugs
>taking medication when non-necessary
>staying in the sun for more than 10 minutes
these are all degenerates things to do and you should avoid doing them at all cost, i occasionally enjoy alcohol but only on occasions such as Christmas or Easter, it destroys your liver and deregulates your enzymes.
>>73652959
>muh enzymes
Get more sun you pale fuck.
>>73652959
what's wrong with coffee
>>73650348
Missourifag here for some explanation, we're pissed. Anheuser Busch got bought by InBev a while back (Belgium/Brazil). They make the beer, but still have landmarks in the state to say that they're "American". It doesn't even get made here anymore, it's technically an import.
>>73651916
Recovering alcoholic of six years. Never liked the taste of beer. Would drink it when I was drunk because the taste disappeared, but stuck to piss water like PBR because it went down easier.
Fuck beer.
Also fuck alcohol.
this could be the worst rebranding since crystal pepsi
I am never buying a sixer of 'Murricas
>American drinking age is still 21
Land of the free.
>>73652959
Inshallah to you too.
>>73653242
Not necessarily.
>tfw I live in Wisconsin
>>73650348
Jeb works for them now?
>>73653242
>something something sharia law, Muslim mayor, absolutely haram
Seriously Britain I don't even wanna write out the bantz anymore. It's just sad
>>73650811
Whisky is kind of nasty IMO..
I like drinking vodka and wine and will put up with beer
>>73650612
We have it here in AZ.
>>73650348
That's fucking stupid. I literally work for this company. Every summer we make patriotic labels for the 4th of July. That is all that is going on. Soon the labels will go back to normal. But yes, Bud was bought out by a shitty Brazilian Mega corporation.
>>73652731
pic is the best captain Morgan. You will want to drink it straight
>>73650677
RRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>73650803
That's fermented jew, you, you..... YOU FUCKING DOUBLEGOY!!!!
>>73651260
beer was invented to purify water idiot
>>73653242
>drinking abo piss
>>73650348
I bet you want it to be called Israel.
>>73651309
noice
>>73653403
>The drinking age in Wisconsin is 21. Those under the legal drinking age may be served, possess, or consume alcohol if they are with a parent, legal guardian, or spouse who is of legal drinking age. Those age 18 to 20 may also possess (but not consume) alcohol as part of their employment.
You wut m8
>>73651733
the piano outro is soothing and beautiful anon, no shame. much more pleasant than niggernigger anthem 2000bunga
The only bitch beer thats decent is mikes or coors otherwise its hard liqour
>>73653837
REEEEE!!!!!!!!!
>>73650811
Jesus Christ, if you're gonna drink that shit, why not just settle for rubbing alcohol
I mean, it's almost tasteless, it's only convenient if you want to feel a buzz without having to empty a whole bottle
>>73651249
>white people hate american beer here.
which explains all the love for microbrews and heirloom breweries right
>>73654033
>I mean, it's almost tasteless
You have to be over 18 to post on /pol/
>>73653919
>he isn't married to a 21 yr. old
When it comes to drinking age, we still have it better than most of the nation.
>>73654050
Microbrew is such a dated term, it's craft beer nowadays grandpa.
>>73650916
>"all beer with a taste is bad"
Stout is delicious, how many cocks did you suck today?
>>73651309
yea, it's mid-tier vodka but better than absolut
>>73651733
Teacher >>>>>> twins,
In all aspects
>>73650916
This. Will go and get a sixer of bud.
brb
>>73654033
Indian detected.
>>73652959
>tfw fell for the excretion meme
>>73651663
you sir, are a working man. probably kitchen staffer.
I salute you.
Mitch?
If you don't enjoy beers with actual flavor and alcohol % like Double IPA's or Imperial Stouts, you are a faggot and should just stick to pina coladas.
There's an exception for those who drink their whiskey neat though.
>>73653725
Just sayin', Captain Morgan and Jack Daniel's, for that matter, are the ultimate pleb drinks. Right beside Budweiser and Coors.
They're literally made of rubbing alcohol mixed with water and a mixture of chemicals that somehow should taste like spices but not really.
>>73652731
captain morgans is trash
>>73654203
oh shit, did I miss some goodgood? I don't remember teacher..
Who /guinness/ here?
>>73654324
What about gin?
>>73650612
yuengling is in Tennessee too bro
>>73654339
Drinking rubbing alcohol would fucking kill you. Educate yourself you stupid fuck.
>>73652863
>not being invited to parties with free weed/beer
>>73650348
I have no problems with Budweiser, happy hour 2 for 1s at $2 is hard to beat
>9% canned chu-his
>About $2 for a 500ml can
Pretty cheap to get drunk in Japan.
Fuck all you faggy pretentiousness beer hipsters.
If your going to get bud atleast get platinum
>not drinking vodka straighy
Bunch of fags in here
>>73653725
>drinking Captain Morgan
>not glorious Mount Gay
You're probably also into Jack Daniels aren't you you fucking pleb.
>>73650612
My fiance and I did the tour at the yuengling brewery in Tampa, FL a few months ago. Black & Tan bottled just that morning is a religious experience. Also try to find their IPL if you can, shit is dope.
Yuengling Lager will always be god. Every gas station in FL sells it, almost had a meltdown in LA when it was nowhere to be found.
t. alcoholic
>>73650348
It's only temporary, besides they stole the name Budweiser from some Czech company.
>>73654432
I suppose Gin can come too, as long as it understands Whiskey is in charge.
>>73650612
24 pack for 13.99 here. Didn't realize it was "exclusive" (NC btw)
>>73654555
$2... Its like $1 retail
>>73650811
ghost pls
>>73654565
>natty ice
>>73654506
Wait, are you serious? What about the black and tans?
I need to know this before I go be a degenerate at bonnaroo. Last time I went which was 2 years ago no one there had ever seen it.
>>73654637
2 Pints for 2 dollars bro
>>73654324
Is she trying to swallow BBC semen on that pic?
>>73654510
>Drinking rubbing alcohol would fucking kill you. Educate yourself you stupid fuck.
Actually, it would slowly turn you blind then sick then, after years of regular consumption, you might die of liver failure.
Guess you're the one who needs to be educated. Especially about recognizing figures of speech.
>>73650916
I drink stone so I can confirm there is nothing wrong with any beer. Literally any.
>>73653489
True, except whiskey is cooler because it feels more american
I don't like wine because I don't like the rancid sugary feel of it
to be honest, I don't like sugar, it reminds me of when you take the garbage bag out, and it has had soda in it; dat garbage water smell
sugar is garbage water smell, or dead human smell
>>73650612
Seen in TX. I think you are a retard.
>>73650612
I bet you're one of those people who buys the cheapest liquor possible, doesn't chill it and mixes it horribly
>>73654339
We all know what Canadians drink.
What are you drinking tonight, /pol/?
>>73654110
seriously, how are canadians bitches in literally everything?
>american beer
>>73652850
yea who cares
I like whiskey cause it doesn't have the sugar of rum
vodka is good too, although I like whiskey better cause it makes me feel more 'merican
>>73654819
>buy port
>drizzle on vanilla ice cream
profit
It's a shame that you can't enjoy dessert
>>73650558
Wine is the nectar of the gods
>>73654867
julius from treehouse
it's a 100
Because murika faggots.
>>73654904
Weather is still shitty here so we need to find a way to kill time that is indoor
Shitposting on /pol/ makes perfect for that
>>73650348
Am I a faggot if I've never enjoyed alcoholic drinks all that much and I'm already 22? They always burn my throat after like one sip so I stop trying to drink it. The only things I've been able to get down are really dilute drinks.
>>73654754
>literally made of rubbing alcohol
>Guess you're the one who needs to be educated. Especially about recognizing figures of speech.
>>73650612
Nobody wants your piss out west.
When I need a cheap beer I do Grain Belt. It's 10x the beer Miller and Budweiser are for cheaper.
>>73650558
Aguardiente
>>73655085
That's right, change the subject. Hopefully nobody will notice how retarded your previous point was
>>73654033
>it's almost tasteless
What the fuck are you talking about, this is the stupidest post in this thread.
I'll be the first to say the Jack Daniel is shit but whiskey in general can have loads of taste.
Pic related, my favorite scotch. By all means take a sip and tell me that tastes like pure alcohol
>>73650348
HOLY PROPAGANDA CAN!!!
"America"
E Pluribus Unum
"Liberty and Justice" at the bottom.
>The ride never ends
>>73655032
eh, sugary sweet is for women
salty is for men
>>73655058
cuckposting by accident isn't the same thing as the australian art of shitposting
>>73650558
>beer is fucking disgusting
faggot has never been to Belgium or Germany to taste what real beer is like
>>73654906
I would reprimand this ignorance, but Budweiser is where the reputation comes from so I'll let it stand.
>>73651282
>calling it anything but it's actual name
kys if you unironically say 'soda'
>>73654262
Because murika, fuck yeah.
>>73654651
That's a sick puppy
>>73654597
>shit is dope
>dope
back to tumblr, shitdick.
>>73655082
Acquired taste. Get yourself through a full drink and it gets easier, after you've done it a couple times it starts to taste good and you'll know what you like.
Also, beer shouldn't burn in your throat at all. Neither should wine. If they do, something is wrong.
>>73654819
you're probably drinking the wrong wines.
great thing about my country is that we get good wine cheap. cheapest booze on the market.
>>73654906
Hey look, a German faggot who is upset that after watching his country overflow with refugees, one of the only remaining hallmarks of German culture has been improved upon by the US.
How's that Reinheitsgebot going for you? Bunch of old purist cucks holsing back innovation for muh purity.
Maybe one day Germany can make better beer than America again, but it doesn't seem likely at this point. Our scene is growing more and more everyday, and isn't held back by crusty old faggots drinking their boring malt-bombs.
Drinking muddies your judgement. Be weary, for perhaps the next time you're at the tavern you may end up sleeping with a dindu woman.
>Gin
>Vodka
>Rum
>Scotch
Stop it guys you're making me think too much about detective conan manga.
Whiskey was the first alcohol I had when I started drinking in college (barring very small sips of beer from dad as a child).
>>73650892
The blood of Christ isn't Jew-
oh wait.
>>73655255
Thomas Jefferson was the first American to write a recipe for ice cream, and he was probably three times the man you are
>>73655526
>tfw this happened to me once
no regrets desu. feeling your milky white shaft penetrate a black pussy is great.
Do they not have magic hat outside the Norh East? Shits tastey.
Also ill drink most whiskeys or red wines, but not that cheap shit that taste like vinegar.
>>73650558
*tip*
>>73655470
I just don't like it as much
to be honest, I was a heroin addict (and xanax and meth) and quit about a year and a half ago, then just recently started drinking a little maybe twice a month
I don't drink often since a long time ago, but something about whiskey I like better, and I don't like drinking alot of any beverage to get any effect
I also drink espresso
2016
>drinking the alcoholic jew
>>73652959
>coffee
Go fuck yourself you don't know what you are talking about.
Pretty decent if you only have 5 bucks and wanna get drunk.
>>73655285
There's plenty of good stuff over here that doesn't get exported, he's just a faggot
>>73650558
I agreed, until wine
If you want to get drunk, drink liquor
If you want a good tasting drink, get a mixed drink
If you want a good tasting drink and want to get drunk, get a mixed drink
hard cider
>>73650558
Alcohol is for fags
>>73655312
Enjoy your piss water you hick
>>73655964
>If you want to get drunk, drink liquor
>not drinking Rolling Rock and intermittently taking shots of Jameson
Any alcohol that fucking burns is dumb as fuck
They should just make soda alcoholic
>>73655964
Good beer tastes good though.
>>73655964
Mixed drinks are fucking degenerate
>>73656060
Nothing beats a 6pack of tallboys after mowing the lawn in the summer.
>>73656060
>> rolling rock
tastes like soap, literally.
>> jameson
overpriced trash whiskey
It's like you hate yourself.
>>73654754
>Slowly turn you blind then sick the, after years of regular consumption, you might die of liver failure
Nigga you talking about methanol. Rubbing alcohol is specifically designed these days to induce vomiting and severe gastrointestinal problems. Nobody will regularly drink that shit for YEARS, even if they had an alcohol use disorder.
>>73650612
west PA here, you can have all that piss flavored water you'd like
>>73656222
>Trips never lie
Fucking this, drink it straight
>>73656354
Jim Bean Bourbon whiskey is good
>>73650612
it's all over the south too. Ive lived in Alabama, Georgia, and FL and you can get it anywhere there
>>73656531
Yeah my grandmother down in Alabama has a whole fridge of the stuff
>Drinking literal poison
Even Trump that you all love so dearly swears this garbage off.
Fucking degenerates, you are not worthy of voting for the god-emperor.
>>73656284
This guy gets it. I love kicking back with a cold beer and looking at my neat freshly mowed lawn.
SoCo and Miller for me
Blue Moon is good too but Miller is cheaper
>>73656638
One of the best feelings satisfaction anyone will ever have is exactly just that.
>>73656058
>overpaying for imported expired beer
Whatever man.
>>73650612
are you retarded? we brew it in Florida....
>>73656152
I believe the invention of sodas initially included alcohol in them. Could be wrong though.
>>73656896
coronas are the shitiest beers ever made
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FK7VOq4.png "latest[1].png")
>>73650558
Beer is a meme
nobody actually likes the taste, they just say it tastes good so they fit in
>>73656222
If liquour is degenerate, then so is any other alcohol
>>73656450
Fucking autist getting excited about numbers
>>73656896
You don't have to import beer to get good stuff. There's no reason to drink piss.
>>73652850
Evan Williams single barrel double aged. Regular Evans is shit but the "good" version is pretty legit and like 18 bucks a bottle
![EGB0003_Budwar[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n0DQrf1.jpg "EGB0003_Budwar[1].jpg")
so is it because the original czech budweiser has finally won the legal battle over the name?
>>73657110
Beer tastes pretty good after the first 5 or so
>>73657024
Agree. Corona and Heineken are for plebs and homosex.
>>73657110
Do you honestly think this?
>>73657199
Learn to read. I said "mixed drinks."
>>73657199
>Only Tequila and Chinese liquors are shit
>they literally make me gag
>>73657323
Regular Evan's may be shit but it's definitely the best of the worst.
>>73650558
Wine is fucking terrible and you're a retard. Mead is okay though, sometimes.
>>73657379
>Learn to read. I said "mixed drinks."
Why exactly?
Wait since when is there people on /pol/ who drink alcohol? Seriously?
>>73654659
Not him but I also live in TN and yes, we have Black & Tan
And fuck you for being able to go to Bonaroo.
>>73657290
Eight bucks for a six pack of 16 oz cans at the liquor store, that's what we call them here. Not a bad deal.
>be masshole
>get Tuckerman's pale ale
>laugh at rest of the country
>beer
Gross.
>>73657455
The only time drink wine is when I make Sangria
>>73650348
IT'S MILLER TIME BABY!
>>73657600
>Juice
>>73653092
Literally nothing. It's completely beneficial.
>>73653841
>>73657677
Um... it's ALE thank you very much
>>73657741
I thought it was hard cider
