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Eurovision Semi-Finals NOW!
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv

The following countries will perform — The best 10 songs qualify for the Grand Final:
• Finland
• Greece
• Moldova
• Hungary
• Croatia
• Netherlands
• Armenia
• San Marino
• Russia
• Czech Republic
• Cyprus
• Austria
• Estonia
• Azerbaijan
• Montenegro
• Iceland
• Bosnia & Herzegovina
• Malta
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PLACE YOUR BETS LADS

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
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Austria is good so far
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1st for Russia winning
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she looks ripe for producing mixed race babies
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first for Austrian qts
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niggers
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>>73620149
austrian qt3.14
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first for bomb to explode
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> french
> austria
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qt
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Netherlands will win
check trips
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im moving to austria
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>>73620333
Nice trips but
>French song
>winning

No man.

Only English songs will win sad but the truth
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>>73620333
>French song
into the trash
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I'm sorry you had to see our song.
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I like this Austrian girl and her song.
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Russia will win for sure
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>>73620404
404 trips not found
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>>73620346
Vegemite is a real food
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>>73620398
> mouth is as wide as her head

i don't know mate
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>>73620337

>DEM IVAN ABS
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>>73620428
Better than tranny kunt
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>>73620444
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>>73620444
fuggg
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can somemake a vid with wehrmacht/SS/new right and our EV contribution?

The text is fitting:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
The story of us is already told.
Let's tear the book apart
start to rewrite it all.
We're already gone, but still in this together
Like a dragon to his gold
we're still holding on.

Our lives will wait for us to live.
We don't need a lifetime
to figure out what we miss.
The love we get is the love we give.
I'm only just full of love
that we're to give.

This is the ghost of you
haunting the ghost of me
lonely in a crowded room together.
Tell me who's scared now?

This is the ghost of you
haunting the ghost of me
hanging out in this world forever.
Tell me who's scared now?

Can't we get an alternate ending?
Can't we get an alternate ending? Oooohhhhh

Somehow we will change everything that we touch.
But we held on, took flight
but changed it too much.
We sweep up this love
put the pieces back together
and if we find more can we bring this to life?

Our lives will wait for us to live.
We don't need a lifetime to figure out what we miss
The love we get is the love we give.
I'm only just full of love that we're to give.

This is the ghost of you
haunting the ghost of me
lonely in a crowded room together.
Tell me who's scared now?

This is the ghost of you
haunting the ghost of me.
hanging out in this world forever.
Tell me who's scared now?

Can't we get an alternate ending?
Can't we get an alternate ending? Oooohhhhh

Can't we get an alternate ending?
Can't we get an alternate ending?
Oooohhhhh
This is the ghost of you
haunting the ghost of me
lonely in a crowded room together.
Tell me who's scared now?
This is the ghost of you
haunting the ghost of me
hanging out in this world forever.
Tell who's scared now?
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Based german Slovenia
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Her singing face is so bad tbqh.
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>>73620459
she's a weak 6 by daylight
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>>73620460
#Nohomo

Looks like a good healthy body
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Tell me /POL/ do you want Russia in your ass or in your mouth?
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>>73620484
yes but not by much
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>>73620444
britbong stealer of trips
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>censored boi pucci
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HOLY SHIT THAT WAS QT AS FUCK

I hope she wins now
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time for eesti qt3.14
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>>73620444
checked
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>>73620149
Wich kind of freak did we send this year?
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>>73620444
>Stole my trips
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>>73620444

Oh shit
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ESTONIA JUST FUCKING MOONED US

YOU HAIRY KIKES
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eesti cant into nordic
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BETA
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>>73620460

110% sure he's a homo. The active one, tho.
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ESTONIA SENT SUPREME GENTLEMAN
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aryan male 101
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lel Estonia sent a gestapo agent
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Esti Aryan qt 11/10
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WTF at that voice? Did not expect that at all.
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>>73620552
both
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>>73620632
kek
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>>73620646
the only acceptable rapebabies
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>>73620583
Nah, yours is pretty good this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkTfMEdJdCk
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>>73620627

He's not gay, you can tell by the muscles.
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Fag/10
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>Estonia sends faggot man looking girl who sang with girls because of his voice

Off the based list Estonia goes
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>shitty card throw
10/10
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>throws a card

wew lad
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estonia casting meme magic
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eesti cant into nordic so they send ss reserves
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Estonia looks like the guy making pizza reviews on youtube
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Just tuned in.

Any performances with hot women doing sexy shit?
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any brit lads know what channel its on the telly? i hate watching it on my laptop.
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that card didn't fly so good
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>>73620837
>hot women doing sexy shit?
Well we had an indian, does that count?
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>estonia
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>>73620854
BBC FOUR
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>>73620837
austrian singer was pretty hot in a traditional nondegenerate way
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>>73620854
BBC 4

link if you want it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcfour
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>>73620512

We will get the last placement, Kamerad.
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>>73620854
Do you have a TV license lad?
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>>73620837
you missed Austria's qt being extra qt at the end of her song.
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Time to enjoy some turkish freedom on the eurovision
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>>73620837
>Underestimating European women
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>>73620695

Good boy, have a rare Russia.
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>>73620902
lmao
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>>73620902
>monster
>not ED
Estonia you fucking noob
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>>736209237

thenk mr merkel

p.s austrian chick was a solid 3/10
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>>73620902
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>>73620899
No.
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> green room
> isn't green
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>>73620708
I miss chikiliquatre, the best thing to happen to eurovision
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>>73620347
>>73620957
>>73620616
>>73621020

fuck off non-europeans
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>Douwe
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That female host is so fake and cringy.
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All those sexual jokes from this woman
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>>73620996
>>73620722
>>73620552
>>73620460
stop gay russia pls
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> russia kissing gypsi host
> has a bakery named pudle strudel

what's going on!
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>>73621049
I'm Hungarian you dumb Litvan paraszt.

>muh secret club
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>>73621088
probably a tranny
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>>73620923

Cool I'll try to find it
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She reminds me of one of my aunties friend
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POODLE
STROODLE
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LMAO

>douwe bob got skipped with a kiss and the guy stand there with his awkward face neck tattoo doing the robot

>She ran to alpha Sergey and did give him 3 kisses
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>>73620804
underrated
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>>73621088
I cry on the inside each time I see her.
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>>73621126

All according to plan
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THAT AZERI QT
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>those tight blue jeans

wew sit on my face please
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>Azerbejan
>Europe

Top kuk.
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>>73621071
Douwe as in ff je lul in the hostess douwe
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>>73621190
damn this is propably some of putins 3dchess tactics
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Surprisingly lots of white people in the audience as well as on stage

Isn't Stockholm supposed to be New Nigeria?
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i'm legit convinced i heard this song on the radio before, in murrica.
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>>73621251
tickets are ridiculously expensive
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I-ISH SHE W-WHITE POL? I WANNA FUG THAT AZER-CHAN
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sounds like shes saying
>its gonna take America
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>Azerbaijan
>Singing in Yank accents
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The long lost daughter of the Kardashian clan
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>>73621261
seems like an american song
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>>73621235
Topkek
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>>73620837
add strap-ons to Finnish girls and you have perfect mistresses
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>>73621261
No, it's just extremely typical.

The "hey" sample is common as fuck and was used in nearly every trap song in the past year.
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>>73620444
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>>73621251
Imagine a terrorist attack now
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Justin Timberlake will perform on the finals. Someone famous finally noticed that alot of people watch this.
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>>73621305
Close enough, I would fug her.
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>>73621342
what the fug neighbor
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>>73620444
You literally stole his trips you fucking Muslim.
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GREAT NOSE
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>>73621229
Actualy its on the edge of europe
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>>73621124

What?
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How are the foreign commentators? Do they sit around taking the piss?
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>>73621398
just saying latvija :)
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monte negro
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>>73621471

Do you have based banter squad again?
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>>73621251
>>73621303
This. Also do you really think "New Swedes" care about anything even remotely European ?

Well,other than our money.
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>Monte
>Negro
Hehehehe
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>>73621514
We have the same as last year if that is what you mean?
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reminder
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>>73621471
Dutch commentaters said this song is 22 years old or something and generally are too afraid to say bad shit
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MONTE NEGRO

INSIDE YOU
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>>73621129
yeah nobody cares nigger
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>>73621360
I hope so

Music is fucking haram
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i am convinced there are no mods.

>this thread existing
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the fuck is this, is this french Muse?
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Tbh lads this is shit.
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>>73621549
its like they dont even want to be taken seriously
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>>73621588
Bad shit meaning the truth
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this rock is realy low energy. sad!
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What is this? euro-Shoegaze?
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>>73621471
we used to have amazing commentator, a based man

this woman right now is complete trash, she is so boring
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>>73621471
Yeah, our guy is pissing on everyone.
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montenegro likes killing epileptics
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TERRIBLE
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>>73621461
Whose?
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>>73621468
toothpaste'd faggot
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This camerawork
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I see youuuuuu

INSIDE YOUUUUUUUUU

FEEEELLLLL ITTTTT
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>>73621616
Fuck off. Eurovision is more about politics than music.
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This is like The Rasmus with a hangover
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island is kinda uggo
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ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND
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>>73621539
Well I wouldn't be surprised if they were brought in for free just to add a bit of diversity and culturally enrich the stupid whites
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>>73621770
this is actually true

back in the days it was all the old USSR countries supporting each other now it's flavor of the year tolerance shit tho
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>>73621471
one of australia's commentators is probably my favourite australian tv personality. he's fucking hilarious.
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[Nordic intensifies]
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>>73621766
lewd desu
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iceland can stay
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Iceland>all these other shit songs
god damn this is based.
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>>73621802

>Haven't listened to hem in 10 years.

I even have the album
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>>73621471
Polish commentator shit on Estonia for having a post-prom suit, made me chuckle
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Ugly
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The rapefugees are trying to fickificki her on stage
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>>73621883
Mate we the western countries do the exactly same shit. Just look at the Netherlands and Belgium always giving each other high votes.


Look at last year Russia should have won with that qt blonde against the faggot swede
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>>73621928
if only she was cuter
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>>73621584

Kek
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actually who else is disappointed that this semi-final lacks diversity! I thought swedes would go nuts and add some kind of refugee "children" to sing their sad sad story...and what the fuck does it means that you have man and a woman as hosts...yeah i know this chick can be a fucking tranny but c'mon sweden. Get your act together and offer us something funny and ridiculous
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>>73621981
she looks like shes in her late 40s even with makeup
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>>73621999
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>>73620149
At least we know Grease and Cyprus are out. Songs were so bad we probably won't even vote for each other this time.

Armenia 4tw though!
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>>73622055
Saving it all for the main event probably.
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Hipster personified.
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>>73622013
Not giving your best neighbour 12 points is basically declaring war on them
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Has Sweden and Finland been made fun of for having mulatto mixed race contestants yet
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>>73621965
Me too
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bosnia,...

omg hahahhahahaha
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HAHAJAHA BOSNIANS LITERALTY CUUUCKSS HAHAH
>>
REMOVE
E
M
O
V
E
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>song about refugees
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>>73622146
We made fun of ourselves, it's all good.
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kek, i didnt know emergency blankets could look so sexy
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>>73622013
>>73622140
well fuck you then !
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>>73622097
ficki ficki
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>>73622180
KEBAB
E
B
A
B
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>>73620149
Do they at least sing in their own language? Else what's the use watching this gay shit at all.
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>>73622140

But you will give Sergey 12 right?
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>>73622055
So true

Not even cuckoldry is what it used to be
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oh fuck off
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I can feel the cuck
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Bosnia are good at least they sing in their own language
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straight outta wow burning crusade
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can someone quickly explain why bosnia and hercoshit aren't separate countries
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dat fence!
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>Bosnia's song this year is about the current refugee crisis

fkin demiturks
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Should have let the Serbs do their job. Now you have this shit to deal with.
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REMOVE
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>>73622097
>Köln
>>
Alahu Akbar
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>>73622262
Notice the barbed wire fence.
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Suprised we haven't seen any pro refugee flags yet..
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Respect to bosnia for singing in croatian and not english
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Bosnia Herzegovina wants us to open the borders
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>>73622289
The denial

>wew bolan
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Great fence. Trump should hire them
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>rap

Holy fuck
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>>73622338
that's what we're all reacting too m8
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SUDDENLY TRENCHCOAT RAPPER
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oh shit
Bosnian rap
You niggs ready?
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>>73622365

>Croatian

You mean funny-sounding Serbian, right?
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was this necessary?
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>>73622297
NOT EVEN CLOSE
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>>73622365
>croatian

guaranteed replies
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Bosnian rap
wew
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these guys literally can't decide the genre of their song
the shit.
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>>73622390
This contest wasn't diverse and pro-refugee enough, goy
Bosnia and the refugees are the true winners of eurovision
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QT
T
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Make me a sandwich and let's make wild love you sexy beautiful white goddess
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HE STARTED RAPPING

HE JUST FUCKING STARTED RAPPING

RAPPING ABOUT INVADERS AND SHIT
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>>73622441
"Pricam okrnjenim hrvatskim jezikom"-Djordje Balasevic

Stay salty Nebojša
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>>73622483
Dude. It's a diverse song, don't be a fucking genre rayciss
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>>73622249
Дa
>>73622224
Sorry Hans you got too many Muslim immigrants to even call you're a neighbor with the same culture
>>73622140
True but Belgium was once really bad and in one of the last places and we gave them 12 points lmao
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What is it with the random rapping this year
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>face on ground
nightmare fuel
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This is the last song right?
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>>73622508
Where are the sad refugee children goyim?
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>>73622566

The cucking wouldn't be complete without jungle beats
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why do the women either look extremly cute or look like traps?
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>>73622618
yes
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>>73622618

Thankfully yes
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>>73620149
Malta checking in
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WATER
WATER
WATER

W A T E R
A
T
E
R
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>>73622648
taking into account what contest you are watching shes probably a trap
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>be autistic
>put on a black body suit
>fuck around on stage unseen
fucking genius, he could fuq her and still get away
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>>73620149
>no Poland

But we sent some super faggot this year

Rigged!
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>>73622693
WATEEEER
>>
MANLET
A
N
L
E
T
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i hope austria does not reach the final. Otherwise i see myself watching the damn show on saturday.
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>>73622774
You're coming on thursday
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moldovan and austrian qts were the best
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>>73622693
Yes, Christian gay songs in English, pretty much the sum up of Eurovision. We could call it Americanvision.
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>>73622648
Because of you watched too much japanese cartoons are now conditioned to the same 'cute'-thing as a jap
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No explosions, no murderous rapefugees, no ficki ficki.

What a disgrace Europe!
>>
MOLDOVIAN QT PLS MARRY ME
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>>73622851
I wouldn't worry about it your wish will likely be granted
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Why Do I see Gaddafi everywhere :(
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>>73622809
ON

W A T E R
A
T
E
R E T A W
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>>73622883
>Americanvision
>Not Jewrovision
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does it have a penis?
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>Indians waving Finnish flags
Fucking triggered
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for shame finland, that has to be the most ugly niggerlesbo in all of finlandia
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Is anyone gonna vote? If yes, for who will you vote?
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Gonna vote 3 times on Russia hope you guys win
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