Why are women so fucking unfunny?
Your brain just is not develped enoguh to understaind good humor
>>73586358
Lol this, its like asking why a dog doesn't do calculus
>>73586358
>Sweden
God damnit, every time.
>>73586358
>flag
>pink ID
Fag
>>73586290
I only laugh at the jokes made by people I respect
>>73586290
They lack creativity. Look at female artists...always something to do with vaginas, Grandma Moses a rare exception.
>>73586290
Isn't Jim Jeffries the king of 'rooland?
>>73586641
He's a gun grabbing faggot. He's got some good jokes but the majority revolves around saying "cunt" or basic Australian observational humour. Carl Barron is a lot better.
>>73586290
Bill Burr married a humorless, shrill, nigger.
How he puts up with her black girl chimpouts I don't know.
>>73586358
Why are you such a fucking faggot Sven...
Didn't Christopher Hitchens write a piece on this subject?
Women aren't funny because humor is a biological marker for intelligence. It makes men attractive to women, and respectable to other man.
Women don't need to be intelligent to breed. They just need to be attractive. So deep down, no one fucking cares.
Female comedians end up doing the same sex jokes because it's they only thing they get a response for... why do you think THAT is?
>>73586290
Cause women can't do shit other than taking care of me and my children, while im out doing relevant deeds.
>>73586290
It has more to do with the fact that Shumer is nasty vile kike whore. Kikes are cancer
>>73586358
And your penis isn't developed enough to understand good vagina
>>73586641
Entry level
>>73590177
What a uncanny example of unfunny cunt "humor"
Bravo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78
>>73590296
I literally can't even
>>73590114
this is 9/10 in USA.
>>73586791
he probably did it so that he can use her for new bits
>>73586751
>Carl Barron
Carol baron lul
Good joke, great comedian
Lack of critique.
Most men won't critique women when they do something shitty, so they don't realize that they need to improve especially when it has to do with exactly what's in that picture.
>>73590411
Slam pig status, maybe
>>73590296
What the fuck is this
>my pussy farted
Ive been meaning to ask. When I go doggystyle on my gf her vag makes a huge ripping fart noise.
Is this normal?
>>73586641
He was never a thing here.
>>73590296
That was fuckin painful to watch. Poor girl. Somebody needs to tell her that comedy is not her strong point
>>73590565
sick banter m8
Coincidentally, I was just watching Patrice O'Neal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwk-BQ4Mc0Y
>>73590573
yes.
air pressure or some shit.
>>73590573
It is normal yeah... If you're not fuckin her properly.
>>73586290
Lack of bants.
>>73590573
Not abnormal, a big mushroom head makes it worse
Don't make her self conscious about it, she'll never cum if she can't relax
>>73590573
It's normal for japanese gfs I think because mine does too.
>>73590114
I thought Amy Schumer was hot until I saw this.
>>73586290
Is Bill Burr your idea of a good comedian?
>>73590266
And the faggotry was so intense you just had to jump in with your bare arse pointing to the sky didn't you poofter?
You can't even walk post the sausage section of the butchers without pitching a tent you fucking euroqueer.
Btw why did you faggots stop dressing like women with corsets high heels and wig and frill necks, you're poofters to the core.
I laugh whenever I read some euro crossdressers descendant on here crying for Europe to be saved.
You're all an oxymoron, the descendants of homosexuals.
Fuck off
>>73590573
Does she call you Little Boy or Fat Man
>>73586290
>>73590675
But its so funny lol
>>73590573
Next time her pussy farts you have to say "doorknob" and beat her senseless till she touches a door handle.
>>73586290
>>73586290
>>73586290
>racebait race bait racebait
>PC CULTURE PC CULTURE
>racebait race bait racebait
>PC CULTURE PC CULTURE
>racebait race bait racebait
>PC CULTURE PC CULTURE
>racebait race bait racebait
>PC CULTURE PC CULTURE
why dont your ilk die?
Women are not funny (though these days, no mail comedians are either).
The most convincing explanation I've heard so far is that it's bc men have to develop a way to deal with hard discipline and with having to be...responsible for things.
>>73590729
kek
>>73586290
ikr
there is absolutely nothing gay in two strong men having sex, one penetrating the others ass. there is something faggy about vaginal sex.
>>73590296
had to stop watching after 15 seconds
I can't take this
>>73586641
he's a fuckin unfunny smug shitcunt
>>73586358
this
>>73590727
Yeesh stop that
>>73590753
Holy shit
>>73590759
RARE
>>73590727
Your rant is why I love you 'straya
I always will
>>73590740
I know, pppprt, pppprt, prrrrt but seriously, if she thinks it bothers you she'll try to make it stop while you are doing it like that and that will lead to her being uncomfortable and distracted
Getting a girl to cum is at least 75% mental so if she doesn't relax and let go she won't get into it
>>73590296
couldn't make it past 0:37
>>73590296
>autism, the comedian
>>73590573
I would lose my boner and dump the bitch
>some things you can't accept
>>73590704
Do you have trouble buying condoms here too?
I have to buy the ones with an elephant on the box.
>>73590573
Do tou and your firl live near Fukushima?
If yes then, yes its normal
>>73590729
Great banter ausland.
>>73590296
I WANT TO GET OFF THE RIDE
>>73591020
Hahahaha holy shit yeah. "Big Boys" I buy the horse ones. All of the other ones are too skinny. Broke like 5 or 6 condoms on different occasions before I found them.
GF is on the pill now so it's 中だし life for me.
>>73591020
>>73591173
>re rike to buy de big candom
>XXL in japan is 5 inches
kek
>>73590913
The thing is it work both ways, see:
And the faggotry was so intense you just had to jump in with your bare arse pointing to the sky didn't you poofter?
You can't even walk post the sausage section of the butchers without pitching a tent you fucking Ausqueer.
Btw why did you Aussie faggots stop dressing like gay cowboys with cowboy hats, leather boots and whips even your lizards have frill necks, you're poofters to the core.
I laugh whenever I read some Australian prisoner descendant on here crying for Australia to be saved.
You're all an oxymoron, the descendants of prison sex.
Fuck off
>>73590296
>"Sounds weird right, hearing me say it? Imagine what it was like to /see/ it?"
What a surprise, she's into Louis CuK
>>73591173
Mine doesnt want to because shes afraid of getting fat.
Shes already fat so I dont see the problem.
>>73587497
> humor is a biological marker for intelligence.
Then why isnt germany producing any comedians? By that logic germans should be the funniest people on the planet.
>>73591274
>>73591173
holy shit japanese males with girlfriends. Start making babies faggots, your country needs you.
>>73591274
>Shes already fat so I dont see the problem.
Sorry for your loss. Mine is DFC loli-mode.
Just lie to her and tell her you read some study about them making girls skinnier, jp girls are gullible as fuck. When I first got my girl on the pill she was still afraid of raw sex and I told her how I saw on the news that being cummed inside is actually beneficial for women's health, it "relaxes them" etc.
Now every time I cum inside of her she swears she feels better and promptly falls asleep.
>>73586358
>Sweden
Gahh.
>>73591420
Sorry friendo, white University student here. You'll only be getting haffu children from me.
>>73590296
Can't
>>73591425
She never buys my bullshit. Her mother is the font of all wisdom for her.
Its ok though. Shes high test
>>73591553
baka gajin
>>73590729
Top kek
>>73590664
Virgin detected
>Jewish humour
>>73591372
because German language is structured in such a way a lot of jokes don't work in English. Besides, comedy isn't efficient, a waste of words :^)
>>73590759
RARE
A
R
E
>>73586290
all humor stems from the unexpected, and subverting expectations; look at what babies laugh at, paper being ripped, surprises, funny faces.
Women are too predictable, and are unable to break the mold, especially on a live stage where they're the center of attention. It's theoretically possible that a woman could be a successful stand-up comedian, but they're given bad training and pick up awful habits from their performance anxiety.
>>73586358
Relevant flag.
>>73590727
>>73590913
>>73591239
>yin
and
>yang
>>73591748
As a person who grew up partly in Germany, I can attest that Germans generally arent very funny and tend to lack a sense of humor. When I came back to the states I was this dull boring person and didnt know why for years.
>>73586290
I go to a local standup every Friday in town, and there are some pretty funny chicks. Alot of vagina, bad dating, sex jokes, but there are some pretty funny chicks out there. Every now and then one will go slightly SJW, which can still be funny if done right and not full crazy
>>73590296
WHY
>>73586751
We have such a shit comedy scene in australia.
Akmal Saleh, despite his racial handycap is one of our best standup and he's a dirty egyptian.
https://youtu.be/AFyNhLxWoKg
>>73590296
what the fuck is this bitch saying
>>73590296
>>73586358
dear fucking lord do i hate you.
>>73590729
>sides
>>73586290
How has this not been posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA
>>73586358
back to the cuck shed with you
>>73586290
My wife and I watched that Sisters movie.... I chuckled about twice, and it was because of the fat coked up guy.
>>73590296
I made it to 0:12.
>>73586290
Being funny means having great observation skills, being smart and creative, being able to surprise someone by making smart observations before they can figure them out.
Being funny means showing you're a superior specimen with a superior brain, and that's why women are hard-coded to like funny men.
That's also why cunts don't need to be funny, they just need to have nice healthy hair, big tits and hips.
>>73590296
good thing this isn't a cringe thread
>>73590759
>law student trying to explain something rationally
No, no, no, none of that.
>>73590759
RARE
A
R
E
>>73590759
quite rare
A quick guide to tell if the comedian you are watching is an unoriginal hack:
>Asians: My Asian mother...
>Blacks: White people do this, black people do that...
>Jews: A timid deadpan hipster with monotone 'quirky' observations.
>Women: Sex and how I act on my period. Did you know that I have a vagina?
>Gays: Sex and reminding you that I love cock. Did you know that I follow celebrity bullshit too?
>White men: My wife/girlfriend is a bitch. Can't we all relate?
>Hispanics: LATINO PRIDE, VIVA LA RAZA!
Women just don't make jokes like men do though. And women comedians just try to relate to women. Whey think they can get a male audience the first thing they do is make tired sex jokes and reference their snatch and tits.
I mean my wife is witty but she never makes me laugh like when I'm with my friends, and I wouldn't really call her funny even. And at home I'd say it's probably a 12/1 ratio of how many times I'll make her laugh compared to how many times she makes me laugh.
>>73590753
Just lost my mind laughing at this for some reason rofllll.
>>73590296
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73586290
Because women are not like men. Women trying to get into men's stuff is what got us into this mess in the first place.
What you can ask in a woman, in terms of entertainment, is that she's got enough sense of humour to laugh with you and enough intelligence to follow a conversation. Women that find everything offensive and always expect you to initiate conversations or that only talk about female stuff are unbereable.
NEVAR FORGET LIGHTS CAMERA JACKSON
I miss black comedy. The kind that could destroy your soul and your sides at the same time. Old Hungarian films and theatre tended to be like that.
>>73596136
>makes money by telling 'jokes' that she's a huge slut
>gets assmad when some pimple-faced kid makes the same joke
Women "comediennes" everyone. Don't forget to watch this week's episodes of Inside Amy Schumer and Not Safe with Nicki Glaser!
>>73590296
oh my lord
>>73590296
I knew this was either SHOES or this shit
>>73590296
Ten seconds. I made it 10 fucking seconds. Are you happy now?
>>73586358
High tier bait.
>>73586290
>>73586290
Women are worse than men at every single thing in the world
>>73586290
>Black dick
This is why I'm black pussy only
>>73586358
>someone mentions black dick
>swede gets defensive
>>73596995
Enjoy your AIDS. Hope it's nothing but a positive experience for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XsaerFUayc
There is hope.
>>73586290
The only woman I found funny was Tig Nataro but she's a lesbian. Go figure.
>>73586502
hahahahahaha
>>73597055
>Mad jealous coalburner white slag detected
Bruce Jenner used to be hilarious
Kaitlyn is only funny.
>>73596995
>5000 hours in paint to remove the stretch marks, pimples and cottage cheese from her fat fucking ass and legs
>couldn't remove the chicken scratchings on her sides
Money well spent
>>73590296
(Cant wake up)
>>73590729
Oh my sides !
>>73586358
>>73596995
No racism, but skin darker than a paper bag is FUCKING DISGUSTING
>>73586290
differing life experiences
method of telling stories
>>73586358
>Your brain just is not develped enoguh to understaind-
>enoguh
Did you get butthurt so much you had to reply quickly so you forgot to check your spelling?
>>73597160
>Another jealous fat ugly white femanon
>>73597257
>And another one
KEK
>>73590296
I AM SITTING THROUGH IT
I CAN MAKE IT
IT'S FLOWING THROUGH ME
I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE DETERMINATION IN MY LIFE
>>73586620
>>73586290
>>73586606
Has anyone here actually watched Amy schumer? She's actually very funny. Her skits aren't what you'd expect. And she shits on women as much or more than men. I agree her quotes you hear about are cringeworthy tho and her whole thing with that other actress. I'm just referring to her comedy
I bet most people here thought chappelle was funny. Doesn't mean we are ideological buddies.
>>73590778
waits for typical comment asking about this pic
>>73590296
30 seconds.
I feel bad for her she's a horrible public speaker and very nervous.
>>73590753
Haha you did this too? Whenever I let one rip my natural instinct is to blurt out 'safety' and I end up having to explain what it means. Thought I was experiencing Mandela effect spoops
>>73597119
freaknik
I can't think of a single female comedian that I find funny. I am trying.
>>73597523
It was popular around the world,my canadian cousin introduced it to me. Or course their game you say "milk bag" and have to go touch a bag of milk
>>73590729
You're alright Aussie. Kek
>>73590573
It's perfectly normal / natural.
>>73586358
Always Sweden
>>73586358
FPWP
>>73596995
>>73597314
>>73597119
When black women are hot, they are the hottest.
I would throw my white petite gf in the garbage for a black high test bitch.
>>73598446
trash
Maria Bamford is one of the best currently active comics I know of. Her style is so completely unique to her, no-one else could pull off or even conceive of anything remotely similar to her material or the characters she does. As opposed to Schumer who is pretty generic. I've enjoyed some of her comedy but there's nothing groundbreaking or even that memorable about any of it. Rachel Feinstein is another female comic I think is underrated. Women can certainly be funny but standup is still pretty much a boys club. I think its easier to point out women who've had a big impact writing comedy for TV (Tina Fey) than performing standup.
>>73590296
just terrible.
>>73591062
are you smoking meth?
>>73590114
>>73597426
Shut up, retard
>>73590619
or just put her out of her misery completely.
>>73586358
Fucking Swedecuck being a white knight, go back to the cuckshed, Sven.
>>73590296
Eight Seconds.
I have gone through fucking war, yet this has broken me.
Bravo, Mohammad.
>>73600044
nice digits tho
>>73590759
I've seen some rare flags in my time, but this takes the cake.
>>73586290
But Bill Burr is shit now that he's married
>>73592303
he can be funny.
>>73586358
this gave me a solid 2 minute laugh
Bill Burr, Patrice O'Neal, and Norm are true God tier
Why do people think anyone wants a female to be funny?
>>73597085
This was not funny at all.
>>73590296
How the fuck do people sit through this, I literally had to clench my teeth to last even 15 seconds
>>73590114
I'd take a woman comedian any day over a Latino. Latino comedians are fucking horse shit.
I watched Trainwreck last Saturday. It's 2 and a half hours long for absolutely no fucking reason. Also Amy Schumer being hot is the most unrealistic premise I've ever heard of.
>>73590296
>>73601489
>My cat stole my underwear
Maybe you should wash more often if your cat likes it that much? It's not supposed to reek of tuna.
>The hat
>"HAAAAA?!"
>Extremely forced laughs
Too much anime.
>>73601577
Wow, jesus. That's absolutely disgusting. No amount of deoderant will mask your old fish smell, Amy.
>>73590729
holy shit
>>73590296
>I was taking a shower monday
I'm assuming this is the starting point of her story because it's not a common occurrence
>>73591372
> germans
> intelligent
There are, however, a plethora of British comedians.
>>73590658
this.
>>73586290
Bill Burr is a SJW faggot.
>>73590946
this. thank you for pointing this out. we just laugh it off with my boyfriend if this happens, otherwise I would get self conscious about it.
>>73596995
There are black broads in Finland?
>>73596311
RIP Bernie
>>73597314
Black wombs belong to caucasian colonizer cocks
>>73586566
>pink ID with black text
>>73597119
>>73596995
>looks like horseflesh
>>73596311
this film, man. why don't they make films like this anymore?
>>73586358
>Your brain just is not Your brain just is not develped enoguh to understaind enoguh to
>develped
>enoguh
>understaind
You swedes need to leave.
>>73591659
are you a jew or a eunuch?
>>73601577
Actually I do this too. I'm neither anorexic, nor fat and I don't have a thigh gap. So in the summer when I'm in a skirt, my thighs rub together and the skin gets slightly irritated and red. That's why she's doing the thing with the deodorant, I too find that it's the only solution. I do not agree with showing this on camera though. Why the fuck would anyone do that? I just don't see the point..
Some women can be funny in scripted roles (Tina fey, Kate McKinnon, Kristen wiig, etc), but a funny woman in stand-up is as rare as a leprechaun.
>>73586290
>hurr durr i can only make jokes about MUH VAGINA
>IM SUCH A SLUT LOL
>>73590896
>>73591892
>>73594533
>>73595276
>>73595419
>>73600652
Holy shit calm yourselves. Island french anon posts here for some time already.
>>73604384
that's why I said quite rare and not very rare
great ball worthy
>>73590729
you tickled my american 'guilt'
>>73591173
>Broke like 5 or 6 condoms
when will this meme end?
Behold the Queen of cringe:
https://youtu.be/lNKZ9ycIdlY
https://youtu.be/G-w-3CplMi4
https://youtu.be/m595hMxXou0
>>73596995
I have come to the conclusion that red pilled nogs are on the level.
>>73586290
For the record, neither person in that picture is funny.
>>73604700
would make carmel babies with/10
>>73586358
Top kek
>>73586290
Both of these people were funny on Opie and Anthony at some point, but Amy Schumer took on critical levels of Brave and just became a fucking self important cunt.
Something Burr has dabbled in himself, by the way.
>>73603977
soooo
how bout dem tits of yours
>>73604700
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>73592335
"...and my grandma had to come and use the bathroom, and um *sssssss*... what I remember from her is that she snores *fgftfg* my um underware from the under the doorway... like skeet...skeet"
That's all I got.
What did she mean by this?
>>73590296
>Modesto
Not surprised.
>>73590296
Dear god..
>>73604700
you should post moar!
>>73605430
Sorry man, thats all i got.
>>73590729
HOLY SHIT
>>73597426
>Jew detected
Men have evolutionarily adapted to be funny, women haven't
https://youtu.be/p6IL4r0DXWg
You will not last, I swear to you.
>>73590296
When you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back.
>>73590296
I made it to :52, the autism is unprecedented.
>>73605925
how...how is it possible to be this bad
>>73590296
13 seconds here, I just can't
>>73590296
Twelve seconds.
I made it twelve seconds.
>>73590296
>i thought i was at an anime convention
ouch.... my funny bone
>>73587497
>humor is a biological marker for intelligence
by that logic intelligence is plenty in mexicans
half of our tv programming is comprised of humor shit, and even our culture inherently embraces humor like double meanings and such, comedians are pretty popular among the plebs
what a load of bullshit
>>73590296
I WATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO
>mfw during the vid
>>73606779
BUILD
>>73607063
you're a stronger man than i am
>>73591372
It has more to do with Germans becoming insure cucks after getting their shit pushed in by the Allies.
>>73590114
Hurrk
>>73605925
I sat trought it.
>>73586358
fpbp
>>73604700
I can't think of two races further from each other than Blacks and Asians.
Its weird seeing a love child.
>>73596136
>hi to your dad
What did she mean by this? And I'm not memeing
>>73586290
https://youtu.be/GSrhJGGDqx0
I get so angry every time I see this bitch's kike face.
>>73586358
>flag
checks out
>>73590296
:13
>>73607589
Generally they hate each other but the mix chicks are usually bretty gud.
>>73590296
I just want to give her a hug and tell her it will be OK.
>>73607674
implying she had sex with his dad
i dont know how this is an insult seeing how she would have made a man happy for once in her life, but hey, women logic
>>73607732
>jew confirmed for killing christ the first time
>>73590729
savage
>>73607431
I honestly don't believe you.
>>73606779
>>73586290
>american women
Ftfy
>>73607945
Yeah, I thought something like this but I couldn't find how it was offensive for the guy.
The way she said ended up looking like:
>OH, YOU'RE SAYING I'M RETARDED BECAUSE I'M RETARDED!?
>WELL, SO LET ME EAT THIS PLATE OF SHIT HERE.
>(hehe, I really burned him)
>>73607732
>jew
>not lying about something
now i don't believe jesus even existed ever
fucking astro-theology could be real.
>>73586358
SWEDEN YES!
>>73592303
>>73586751
>>73586641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_U6yOM3pnw
This cunts alright, used to be anyway
>>73586290
Evolutionary Psychiatry.
Women have never needed to be smart or funny or clever. They are selected for being beautiful and being able to take care of kids. Humor or wit do not help with this.
>>73597426
>1 shekel has been deposited to your paypal account
>>73608888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4S8wkhujJA
better one
>>73608888
I thought nothing could make me watch soccer but I wouldnt miss a game if it were like that
>>73605430
>horny indian on the internet
P O O
>>73586290
To men the joke is about something that happened during sex, to women sex IS the joke
They aren't less funny just less funny to men
Tina Fey is pretty funny desu. I liked 30 Rock.
>>73586290
bc pedomom work at squaregroup and make videos raping kids and is suposed to be in jail but loves the cake. kill yourself bc im ignoring you and your pedo friends.
>>73609896
>sex is the joke
i wasn't prepared for these feels anon
>>73590675
Hate to break it to you but she is very unlikely to cum from doggy anyway
>Misogynist pigs in this thread.
Idiots, comedian Sarah Silverman proved that the wage gap exists because one time, she went into a comedy club unannounced and asked the owner if she could go on stage for 20 minutes.
And then, get this you CIS fucbois, this fucking club owner piece of shit paid the MALE headliner who was scheduled that night MORE MONEY than he paid HER.
NOW WHAT
NOW WHAT
NOW WHAT
FUCK YOU
>>73586791
Bruh her chimpouts provide inspiration for like 70% of his material.
It's a business relationship.
>>73609288
The cricket ones are pretty good desu
>>73610363
>not planned for her, only 20 minutes
>headliner
>i know this is bait
>>73586290
to be fair, bill burr is just top notch at what he does
>>73610397
>>73610397
>cricket
post 'em.
>>73610603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W62gFew13-8
It's hit and miss, mostly good
Always Amy Schumer, I think Natasha Leggero can be pretty funny and she doesn't use any of the jokes Amy Schumer stole.
>>73607589
>Love child
>implying either of those groups can feel human emotions
>>73597426
The funniest things on her show were written by a man
>>73610966
good one, mate.
could've been better, but yeah it'll do.
>>73605925
this one is "better" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
>SHOES!! AMRITE?
