>you're on the plane and this cute lesbian molests your girlfriend's private parts
what do?
She can take care of herself.
>>73583618
Ireland delivers top shelf comedy.
Cheers cunt
>>73583618
>lesbian ben carson supporter
>>73583717
>ireland
nice try new zealand
>>73583618
>girlfriend
Jokes on this genital grabbing girl, my girlfriend is a Thai ladyboy
>>73583618
I live in Portland. I want to find her, and ask her to come over and molest my girlfriend.
>>73583618
Cut her in half, jizz in the chest cavity, shit in her dead mouth
>>73583618
rape her
>>73584513
>being this soft
just skin her alive and pour some alcohol on her then put her a giant box filled with starving rats
>>73583618
A lesbian sent her cleavage to my gf over twitter. I told my gf to give her a warning, because I don't want to act aggressively against a woman unless she doesn't get the memo. She did, apparently.
>>73583901
You had one job.jpg
Enjoy the show.
>>73583618
les it up with a dyketacular threesome
>>73583618
Can't wait for the female judge to throw the case out ending her judgment with "seriously? Females can't molest other females." Worse case, she'll be sentenced to 20 minutes of French kissing the judge.
>>73584365
I live in Portland and have no girlfriend. Can I molest yours?
If it's nothing super serious between my gf, I invite the girl for a threesome. If she only wants my gf, she can fuck off. If I get nothing out of it then no thanks.
>>73584744
>not asking her to send more
fuck is wrong with you?
>>73584922
>Worse case, she'll be sentenced to 20 minutes of French kissing the judge.
well i'll be damned. i volunteer for jury duty.
>>73585001
I'm not a cuck.
Trick question I dont have a GF
> Attractive lesbian rapist Republican
She's ok in my book. I'll forgive her liking GoT.
>>73585048
Being a cuck in this case is perfectly ok.
>>73584922
She's a republican so she won't have an army of sjw's to support her.
>tfw you will never have a qt3.14 lesbian republican gf.
Equality.
Tazer her.
Slit her cheek with a knife so she'll need stitches.
Be white.
Claim afluenza.
>>73585106
Not if you want your gf to become a whore. Loose the leash a little and see what happens.
She wants a man of character and I am one. This applies to blocking all her suitors.
>>73585119
>republican lesbian supporting evangelical nigger doctor
I'm guessing she liked him because he was black but was otherwise one of those fucking weirdos that thinks the republicans need to be socially moderate or whatever
Attempt to get a 3way goin. I tried once before. Chick at the bar was down but not my girl
Crash the plane with no survivors
>>73583618
I'd Fuck her right in the pussy
>>73585688
What is her plan to get caught? She's a big girl!
>>73585098
Ok, reworded for you:
>you're on the plane and this cute lesbian molests your black bull
what do?
>>73587113
For you maybe
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