>Ironman finisher
>Summited Everest
>Vetoed more bills than all 49 other governors combined
>Muscles
>Principles
>Full head of hair
How lame do Trumpsters feel after seeing Gary Johnson, then looking back at the soft dumpy pile of spray-tanned pseudo-Conservative bullshit artist liberal with a transplanted golden retriever's assfur atop his head? Doesn't it suck knowing deep down to be cheering on a phony who's neither a man in either form or substance.
>>73572851
Because he supports open borders and gay marriage like a cuck...
>>73572851
Who?
I voted for him because Romney was a cuckold.
>grew up in Albuquerque
>all this asshole ever cared about was legalizing weed, Indian casinos, and the meaningless /fit/ shit OP lists as ways hes a REAL MAN
Go away Hillary shill.
TRUMP 2016
TRUMP 2020
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>>73572851
Fuck this vote-splitting motherfucker
He's only even somewhat relevant now because shills are bringing him up as a Kasich 2.0 to detract Republican votes.
>>73572928
Are you talking about Trump or Gary Johnson?
Gary isn't a bad candidate actually. He's one of the few libertarians who takes individual rights and the constitution seriously. It's an issue that is getting worse and isn't being addressed properly. It's all fun and games when someone denies a gay couple their cake, or some SJW has to wait for an uber because a redneck tow driver wouldn't pull her car... but when did /pol/ especially libertarians on /pol/ stop giving a shit about our endowed rights?
They go on and on about negative rights but when the fuck do they kick in? I don't see them. I'm too busy having to argue with some faggot who thinks it's their right not to do their job just because they personally don't like me.
And this all started with we didn't put a fucking bullet in moot's head when we had the chance. Now that kike is working for Google. I'm sure they'll have him "disappear" when he fucks up his project, but that's besides the point... the moment he banned the first person, we should've doxxed him and cut off his dog's head and put it on a pike to send a message.
But we didn't. Then Reddit started doing it, and Twitter, and Myspace, and Facebook, and every fucking forum ever thinks it's their right when it really REALLY isn't. It's a hate crime, it's defaming, and really the very concept of running a website is loaded with fraud, extortion, tax-evasion, and money laundering...
If you have enough felonies to go to jail for life, I don't want to hear one word out of your mouth about how I'm a troll and you can ban me. I could legally murder you and the government would write me a check for it. That's the reality.
But in a generation of autists, people have forgotten the law and common sense and think irl can function like the internet. Moot and Reddit get away with bans and "denying service" to people because IT'S THE FUCKING INTERNET.
But irl? Society would collapse. Gary Johnson is the only candidate even touching upon that.
>>73572851
Never heard of him until the last 2 days, I smell shills afoot.
<1% of the vote in 2012
Yeah, buddy, I'm sure the American people have had a change of heart... and will give Johnson 2% nationally this year!
>>73573796
>Never heard of him
He's run on the libertarian ticket before.
>>73572851
Gary Johnson is a forced meme that is being pushed by HillShills. Get fucked fag.
>>73573796
Did you just start following politics yesterday?
>>73572851
>3 weeks ago was the cruz missle
>2 weeks ago was the kasich bullshit
>last week was all the "clintorus" threads
>this whole week is going to be the meme ideology
fuck the kike that paid you faggots
