Someone please explain leftist's affinity for cats.
>>73529630
Everyone likes cats.
>>73529630
Yeah, dude. I'm a far right winger and love cats. Everyone loves cats. Dogs are cool to though.
>>73529667
>Leftshit detected
Somebody post kitten and asian lady
You know what I'm talking about
>implying Russians don't love kots
>>73529630
the alpha zfg they want in their life but cant attract
>>73529630
Cats are honorary aryans, they kill the weak and inferior beings without mercy
>>73529839
DOGS ARE MASTERRACE-BEST-FRIENDS
CATS ARE LIKE NIGGERS, THEY ARE LEECHES.
toxoplasmo
>>73529630
>Not liking the purring Jew
>2016
>>73529630
A cat can be a pet in a small apartment, such as the kind that a single mother can afford. A dog requires a yard, implying a house, which generally is kept by a traditional family.
>>73529667
/pol/ is a dog board you stupid kike.
They believe cats are independent while they would actually be dead if it wasn't for the owner taking care of it.
>>73529630
Cause cats are fuckin gay just like themselves.
>>73529630
Because they're pussy whipped.
>>73529630
Dude every human loves cats, literally the only people I knew to hate cats had brown skin.
>own a kit-t
>also own a pupper and support Trump
Maybe not all cat owners are one person?
Kind of like how /pol/ isn't one person
>>73530066
Actually, they would be not
"wild" stray cat have much better chance at living by killing pidgeons, mice, etc than stray dog
That being said I love all animals except mosquitoes, fuck those guys
>>73529630
I'm definitely more right than you and I like cats.
>>73530154
everyone you know hates cats?
>Bought a dog
>Bought some curtains
I'm safe now!
>>73529630
Cats will wreck your shit if you attack them
Dogs will bark and bark and bark, but if you kick them, they will run with their tail between their legs.
maybe cats like leftist people
>>73530062
I like dogs and cats. Even my dog likes my cat, and my cat likes my dog.
Having a preference is ok. I think dogs are objectively superior but whatever.
Hating either or both is something shitskins do.
If you don't rear a kitten and puppy together and teach the cat to ride the dog you're a loser
>>73529630
>he claims to be right wing
>he doesn't like meowing fuzzball
they share a certain preening narcissism
>>73529852
>>73529630
I don't mind cats, but dogs are superior
>>73529630
>have two cats
>MAGA
>>73529630
I like cats and dogs but cats are much easier to look after than dogs and as we know,. most lefties are work shy slobs so a cat is a much more ideal pet.
>>73529630
because cats are cucked lions
I had a part bobcat cat and that bitch was viscous and intelligent as fuck
same thing goes for cuck pups, anyone who owns a pug is into incest
Cats are 100% Alpha
They dictate the rules of the relationship
>>73530062
the whole internet is a cat board, that includes all of 4chan, that includes /pol/
>>73530670
yes, but that rule is only enforced on caturdays
>>73530066
>They believe cats are independent while they would actually be dead if it wasn't for the owner taking care of it.
Assuming I don't lock them in the house, both of my cats would be just fine in the wild.
They're both feral rescues.
The male would barely miss me, but the female would miss me terribly if I died. She bonded quite strongly with me.
>>73529630
Leftist can't be trusted
Cats can't be trusted
Cats are jerks
Never trust a man than hates dogs
You feed a dog, play with it, and love it
They think "Wow, you must be God"
You feed a cat, play with it, and love it
They think "Wow, I must be God"
>>73529630
dogs are too high energy
>>73529630
Easy:
Leftists, like cats, believe they're completely self-sufficient, but rely almost exclusively on someone else's generosity to live.
>tfw people forget 4chinz is the birthplace for cat pictures on the internet
Dogs are the ultimate blue pill.
>>73530062
Cats are the Aryan animal
>>73530297
No just one Czech guy that lives near and a classmate from high school that I remember of.
>>73530934
>>73531100
Cats are white man's animals, dogs are for darkies. Like literally, has anyone ever saw a nigger with a cat?
>>73530934
When was the last time your dog brough you home a fucking live dove for dinner?
Fuck, my cat brought in a paralyzed RABBIT once. She bit through its neck.
She brought it in and GAVE IT TO ME.
A canine is the true beast of the patrician.
Loyal, intelligent and with a variety of uses. Easy to feed, easy to train, easy to breed.
FUCK DUSTY THE CAT
>>73531295
Niggers kill cats.
>>73530934
Seems like dogs would be more of a match.
They, like leftists, destroy things that other built and require 24/7 catering by an authority figure.
Oh, and they smell.
>dogs
>the nigger of household pets
>>73530306
Oldfag detected, here's a (You)
Leftists love pets because they can't maintain relationships with real people.
They force animals to either live with them or starve, and then they invent all sorts of fantasies in which their pet is their best friend.
A pet can't talk back, can't challenge your opinion, and can't refuse your will. Thus the leftist gets to exercise their controlling tendencies with no consequences.
It's a coping mechanism, plain and simple.
Why not both?
>>73529630
I fuckin love cats, am I a commie now?
>>73531476
holy shit, Ameribro brings the truthbombs
>>73530241
so you also like those little guys eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv3bqTNzcrA
>>73529953
dogs are literally slaves, cats actual masterrace
>>73531295
i have
>>73531579
tryptophobia just hit me like a fucking train
>>73531554
>Egyptian
>worships cats
colour me surprised
>Not owning the true Aryan animal
shigg digg
>>73529667
no. bird is masterrace
>>73531792
>trypophobia
actually for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9S8ZoxOjOQ
this gets me more
>>73529630
Because like them, cats are spoiled, selfish creatures.
Dogs are simple and will worship anyone. Quick and eager to please, and will immediately lick you if you give it a fucking treat.
Cats are independent and pick their company, and aren't quick to bow down to others. They are individuals.
>>73531752
and what's wrong with owning slaves?
>>73531324
>When was the last time your dog brought you home a fucking live dove for dinner?
Not a live dove, but dinner? Many times. My dog is a spectacular tracker, and he's filled my plate with dinner more times than I can count.
Your cat brings you easy catches because it thinks you're retarded and are incapable of hunting (and it's likely correct on both counts).
>>73531410
>seems like dogs would be more of a match
The only thing dogs and cats share are that they're popular pets. If you leave a dog to its own devices, it'll often mark territory and attain self-sufficiency. Cats have a tendency to let their own paranoia and easily startled nature get the better of them, which often winds them up beneath a car tire.
Not to say that dogs don't do that shit, too, but I see way more dead cats than dead dogs when it comes to roadkill.
>>73529630
They are carriers for literal cuck parasites that manipulate your behaviour.
Cat owners are almost guaranteed to be infected.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii
> Toxoplasma gondii is an obligate intracellular, parasitic protozoan
> domestic cats are the only known definitive hosts
> In humans, T. gondii is one of the most common parasites in developed countries
> associated with numerous subtle adverse or pathological behavioral alterations
> shown to alter the behavior of infected rodents in ways thought to
> increase the rodents' chances of being preyed upon
> greatly decrease predator aversion
> infection can induce some of the same alterations in the human brain
> infection with the parasite has recently been associated with a number of neurological disorders, particularly schizophrenia
> A 2015 study also found cognitive deficits in adults to be associated with joint infection by both T. gondii and Helicobacter pylori
>>73530670
Historically speaking this. You must be quite the underage to deny it.
>>73531579
how horrific
>>73529852
I have no idea what your talking about.
>>73529630
Not a leftist but cats are snug motherfuckers
>>73532163
literally nothing, but why would you have "affinity" for slaves?
>mfw these catfags have all contracted toxoplasmosis
>mfw that is the only way someone would enjoy being around degenerate cats
>>73532170
> it'll often mark territory and attain self-sufficiency.
>pack animals are self-sufficient
you must be retarded then
>>73531923
gercuck detected
>>73533347
LORD GECKO HANDS
>>73533397
Those are your words not mine.
>>73529630
cucks always chose the "cutest" animals and cats are cutest than dogs... fucking faggots
>>73531752
This was disproven when my neighbours cat got stuck in my backyard with my Husky. Cat is kill
Figures a sandnigger would hate dogs
>>73532102
>Cats don't give a shit about anyone
FTFY
>>73533565
>>73533798
i don't hate dogs, i just think they should be put to work, not petted, because that's what nigger-tier animals are for
>>73531579
How the fuck did that happen
>>73530307
Dogs confirmed cowardly
>>73529667
FPBP
>>73531806
Have you not seen the mummy Metalik? They use them for protection.
>>73534248
niggers in africa owning dogs.
>>73534229
That's fine if you feel that way, dogs make very good working animals, but they also make top tier pets too, try making a cat do anything useful.
>>73530528
The Cat in the Trump hat??
>>73534532
>try making a cat do anything useful.
you throw them at the desperate fatty trying to court you
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26910464/
>Quantifying the Search Behaviour of Different Demographics Using Google Correlate.
>Vast records of our everyday interests and concerns are being generated by our frequent interactions with the Internet. Here, we investigate how the searches of Google users vary across U.S. states with different birth rates and infant mortality rates. We find that users in states with higher birth rates search for more information about pregnancy, while those in states with lower birth rates search for more information about cats. Similarly, we find that users in states with higher infant mortality rates search for more information about credit, loans and diseases. Our results provide evidence that Internet search data could offer new insight into the concerns of different demographics.
>while those in states with lower birth rates search for more information about cats.
cats are child substitutes
based on location.
cats r better
>>73530528
Same here, my boys greet me at the door every day. Plus I can pick up their turds with a scoop and not have to use my hand in a plastic sack like a plebeian.
>cats literally evolved their form of mind control
No wonder dumb as shit liberals would be easy targets.
>>73529630
Aryan>Slav>Anglo>Moorish Rape babies>Dogs>Asians>"Gary", from Tech Support who poos in his very own loo>Cats>Gorillas>Latinos>>Trees>Rocks>POWER GAP>Niggers
>>73532577
> Cleaning catlitter boxesis a potential route of infection;[30]however, numerous studies have shown living in a household with a cat is not a significant risk factor forT. gondiiinfection,[30][58][63]though living with several kittens has some significance.[64]
In other words, unless your literally eating cat shit your probably fine.
If you do eat cat shit your a degenerate anyway.
>>73534651
didn't even see the pictures, pretty hilarious
>>73529630
Cats are a stand in for babies.
Large eyes, large head to body ratio. This is why women like them, in particular women who've failed to reproduce. It fills their need.
Leftists like them because leftists are really really bad at having babies.
>>73535031
>4700
Who the fuck regularly searches 4700 on google?
>>73529630
Cats are a harmful invasive species, much like the Mexican and Muslim.
It is hardwired in the brains of the left that they must destroy the world.
>>73534532
well, my cat shits in the toilet for one thing, and he also stays out of my way when i got shit to do and likes to get high on catnip, really, everything a PET should be capable of.
>>73529630
Cats have universal appeal.
>>73535381
>likes to get high
see, cats are confirmed liberals
/thread
>>73529953
Stop feeding a dog and it dies, stop feeding a cat and it finds a new owner.
>>73529630
>acting like you wouldnt squeeze this every chance you got
say hello to my baby /pol/!
If your in the wilderness, you can befriend a orphan puppy, a cat on the other hand is solitary.
Dogs eat scraps, give chase to injured game, can find food, and also make better companions to people who are more anti-social.
>>73529630
Cats are based
Passive pet you don't have to invest effort into
Literally feed it and cuddle it
Liberalism incarnate
>>73530481
>Asian with a cat
To eat or not to eat, that is the question...
I think cats are cute but I've always had dogs, next year I think I'll get a pet of my own once I'm in my own appartment
someone please explain japanese affinity for cats
>>73536891
they are introverted and cats make good pets for autists.
>>73536632
>haha is that a tiny airsoft...
>oh
>current year
>not liking cats
Trump voting Republican here and cats > dogs
But dogs are cool too
>>73530198
>>73530528
>>73531329
>>73535882
absolute cute
I miss mine
>>73531410
>t. never had a dog
>>73535605
well, you got me there, cats do love drugs, but at least they are not cucks, which dogs totally are
>leftists are smart
>cats are smart
>conservashits are retarded
>dogs are retarded
>>73533399
I have to confess, his shitty attitude not withstanding, I think Martin is cute.
>>73538048
>And still none of them are frogposters
Would this make you a gnat?
>>73534532
The most useful thing my cat does for me is it doesn't waste my time with tedious boring tasks like taking it for a walk tossing a frisbee and having to provide it with hours of attention.
>>73535882
I'm dying. He's cute
>tfw cat went from starving itself in 2014 to fat garfield cat now
>>73529630
>>73531295
>as anyone ever saw a nigger with a cat?
But Egyptians loved cats.
>>73539663
>Some fuckup who wrote a few overhyped books, got cucked by a Jewess and failed to live on his own
>"Superior person"
Why is this guy considered an authority on anything?
>>73539243
>an attention seeking pet for the attention seeker
Like pottery
>>73539835
actually, that's the ultimate proof egyptians weren't KANGZ
>>73539974
You're German, you're on /pol/ and you don't know why Lovecraft is an authority? Really?!
Reconsider your life choices.
>not liking and having both cats and dogs
Plebs
>>73529630
cats have no loyalty and only care for themselves
just like libtards
>>73540407
I love black cats and their crazy eyes. Although every one I've met is a bit bitey
>>73529630
I'm on the far right spectrum, and have always had a preference for cats because most of them will tell you to go fuck yourself before they'll comply with your wishes, just as nature intended.
Dogs, while great, are more of a reflection of the average American's ability to be completely domesticated and trained to do as needed. While useful, I prefer animals that are of similar mindset of being continually suspicious most of the time just as I am.
That, and I can load my cats up with food and leave the house for the day knowing they won't shit on the floor or chew everything to pieces in my absence.
>>73540407
Black cats are the fucking best.
I miss my black cat.
He died ;_;
>>73540666
Mine never bites unless you try to touch him with your feet, and then it's just a little nip like get your fucking smelly feet away from me.
>>73529630
I'm a nationalist and vote UKIP.
You fucking call me a 'leftist' you cunt and I'll set my kitten on you, cunt.
I've also got a lurcher - she's like a hairy greyhound. She's fast as shit off a shovel and the kitten always wants to fight her. My dog just licks her. It's fucking cute. They sleep together.
Pic is the type of dog I have.
Hitler loved dogs more than (almost) anything so obviously dogs are the choice of ubermenschen
>>73540329
It's not just because he had a hateboner for niggers then?
Everybody loves cats, but I think they play a lot on an unsatisfied mother instinct which is why we see the phenomena of cat ladies. Lots of hardcore feminists are obsessed with their cats and feel the need to share images of their cats on social media all the time.
>>73535003
>numerous studie
wow, that sounds conclusive
>>73530048
Nailed it desu
Cats and Dogs
By H. P. Lovecraft
Between dogs and cats my degree of choice is so great that it would never occur to me to compare the two. I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls; but for the cat I have entertained a particular respect and affection ever since the earliest days of my infancy. In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered; and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire, and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin.
>>73529630
They like to be dominated.
>>73535031
>janae
>lanae
>jaxon
I own two Cane Corsos and one German Short haired Pointer.
Fuck cats they make me sneeze
>>73536891
Apartments in Japan are the size of a typical American broom closet. Cats are far more suited for apartment living because they don't need yards, or taken out for a walk.
>>73533347
AYY
>DIDF out in full force today
>>73533399
>mfw Jews will find reasons to divide everyone, for any reason, including choice of pets
>mfw some people work for the Jew for free
Toxoplasma Gondii.
>>73529630
I just like cute furry animals and they love me back.
You don't have all the bullshit associated with people just feed and pet them.
>>73542919
That's gay.
cats are for faggots, women, and disgusting muslims
leftists like cats because they like being cucked by an animal, because they like being cucked in general
cats are also a feminine animal, which is why so many gays, women, and limp wristed autists have them
Men, get a dog
>>73530062
Nope.
>>73533347
Live long and prosper.
>>73548933
Cats live in harmony with people, side by side. Dogs are like having a kid with downs syndrome that can't even use the fucking toilet and don't know their own weight. If anything, dogs have humans cucked more than anything.
>Feed me
>Walk me
>Clean up after me
>Let me slobber on you
>Support my constant demand for attention
>Whine whine whine
Could a dog possibly be any MORE like a woman? Why do you think women are associated with bitch?
Pic related - my superior blue eyed aryan cat being comfy as fuck.
You're letting me down today, /pol/.
>>73529630
it's the only pussy the leftist males can get
