1.your country
2.bestu ally
1.Japan
2.America of course.
>>73507244
1. U.S. of A
2. Isreal
>>73507244
Will we more ally than America if we drop 3 nuclear bombs on Japan?
>>73507244
>be american on military base in Okinawa
>think that the people there feel anything towards you but utter contempt
jej
>>73507244
1. Italy
2. depends on the day
>>73508062
^^ come on say it
1. Belgium
2. USA/France/UK
>>73507244
You're really busy today proxy-kun. Did your mother let you use the computer extra much since you finished all your chores?
>>73508034
>okinawa
>japs
pick one.
Honestly, in terms of FOREIGN PIGGU, it's:
•Round Eye Westerner
•Okinawan
•Ainu
then the true, blue-dot-on-the-ass-at-birth, pure-blooded Japanese who then segregate themselves as Osakan hicks to the west and Edo cosmopolitans to the east.
There's measured, defined, calculated disgust for deviance and it lines up perfectly with our primate wiring for 150-person tribes, and the Japanese are smart enough to embrace it.
>>73507244
Russia is best ally. One that keeps you sharp and on your toes
>1. Canada
>2. United Kingdom
>United States
>God
>>73508733
You win today good sir.
>>73508034
Okinawa is a different story since there's a base and it was largely unaffected by the earthquake of 2011.
For the rest of the country the swift and effective help of US forces changed hearts and minds somewhat.
Some 2ch (notoriously anti-US and partriotic) reactions to the US efforts back then:
> “As expected of our friends!”
> “USA! USA!”
> “They’re so handsome. It’s like a movie, really.”
> “I could cry. We’re truly grateful, America!”
> “Sorry we were so hard-hearted. It seems America was our only friend after all.”
> “They are really used to this stuff, aren’t they?”
> “They really are tool cool. What is this sense of security I feel…”
>“Please make Japan a state.”
> “Guys who have seen actual combat are in a different class.”
> “They are heroes, seriously.”
> “As expected of our master! Japan will remain by your side as your Pochi forever!”
>“Rather than seeing our government’s incomprehensible press conferences, seeing the US army on the ground is much more reassuring.”
> “The SDF isn’t bad, but seeing this you can really tell how badly Japanese lack decisiveness.”
>“I got wet when I saw this on the news. America can have me any time!”
>“They seriously look too cool! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!”
>“The USA is truly Japan’s ally!”
>“If God made the world into a feature film America would be the protagonist.”
> “Americans may be stupidly optimistic but they are certainly brave and believe in justice.”
>“It’s amusing that we can rely on another nation’s armed forces more than we can our own government…”
> “I cried!”
Why is japan an owl in that pic?
> See Icon
> Pretty much everyone
>>73507244
1. UK
2. We have no allies. Everyone hates us.
>Canada
>Israel
>>73508861
It's the green pheasant, the national bird of Japan.
>>73508858
Sure Hans, Source?
>>73507244
1. Flag
2. RUSSIA
THANK YOU MOTHER RUSSIA FOR KILLING NAZI SCUM
1. US
2. Japan
>>73509054
It looks nothing like the Green Pheasant.
>>73507244
I <3 u Japan, so kawaii ^_^
France
Nobody, even Africa hate us for "muh colonialism"
>>73509055
https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/03/17/operation-tomodachi-us-military-too-cool/
>>73509129
The artist probably just googled pheasant.
>>73508635
You can, like, not? Ew.
>UK
>Portugal
I don't know how relevant this relationship is today, but statistically we're buddies
>>73509228
Tnx for the source.
Looks more like an injured little bird, guarded by a healthy eagle.
>>73507244
1. Russia
2. Of course: China, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Syria, Iran...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29kcLy37IhY
Into Music, songs by composer Alexandrov "Holy War", on the Red Square enter the state flag of the Russian Federation and the LEGENDARY VICTORY BANNER. Banner group of military battalion honor guard of the 154th detached commandant Transfiguration regiment passes near the parade line army division, tribunes with veterans and guests of honor. '71 Ago, during the battle for Berlin, the soldiers of the 150th Division Idritsa sergeant Mikhail Yegorov and junior sergeant Militon Kantariya hoisted the flag over the defeated Reichstag. Since then, this "attack flag" - is a VICTORY BANNER.
>>73509207
Stuff bitch didn't we save your ass from Germany twice???
1- Albania
2- None
>>73509514
But your best ally is the happy merchant mate.
>>73507244
>1.Japan
>2.America of course.
You're like some kind of retarded girlfriend to some abusive self-hating cunt.
I hope all the nogs you faggots are getting flooded with.
>scotland
>ching chong china or russia, whichever one buys loadsa whisky
>>73507244
1. Russia
2. Russian Army and Fleet
1. Finland
2. You know it bitch nigga
>>73509688
Fug forgot the pic :D
>>73509593
That isn't an ally that is a literal drain on our military budget...
>>73507244
Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer am I right Nippon :^)
1. Russia
2. Hey. Guys. Anybody? Guys?
>>73510199
When will you faggots come and liberate us?
1. Serbia
2. Croatia and Albania
>>73508062
Underrated
>>73509514
Since 1945 you didn't really do anything for us
>>73507931
one bomb gave of anime and the other JAV
anime gave us tentacle porn
JAV gave us carpal tunnel
choose your actions carefully ivan
>>73507244
1.- Mexico
2. USA
All mexicans hate the "American Empire" but dreams about been american, if USA wasn't our north neighbor this country would be more shit like venezuela.
>>73509660
Atleast you wont worry that army and fleet could betray you
or will they?
1. Sweden
2. Probably Funland or Norway
>Germany
>Austro-Hungarian Empire
1.Poland
2.Poland
1. Germanistan
2. Nobody.
>austria
>germany of course
>>73507244
1)UK
2)Historically Portugese or Dutch
>>73512364
Heil Schickelgruber!
poland or slovakia, its complicated.
>>73512364
>germany
>implying piefkes aren't hell spawns bend on destroying Europe over and over again
>>73512364
>implying there is any parallel between the medieval Habsburg state and the modern Austrian republic
>>73510417
I have no idea why Serbia likes Russia. But you probably the only country that will not betray us. I hope. Because Kazackstan, Belarus or Armenia can always turn away from us.
>>73512769
Samus looks fucking retarded in that pic...
>>73507244
>UK
>Netherlands?
>>73509761
Ayy
US and Japan.
>>73509624
Uh what about northern ireland? Most protestants here have scottish towns in their surnames we love you scotland
