who /hyped/ over here?
who /building an interplanetary military republic/ here?
>SURRENDER AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE SPARED
>MILITARY SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
>>73499418
Yeah I am. Going to wait for mods to come out first though.
>>73499418
It comes out so late in my time zone. I'm going to feel like shit going to work tomorrow.
It'll be worth it when I enslave or purge filthy xeno scum, though.
literally a game for euphoric fedoras trying to create their retarded utopia
>>73499673
so, /pol/? if you'd have any actual company you wouldn't be shitposting here with the rest of us
>Wiz "Straits" Anward couldn't figure out how to balance slave revolts so they just temporarily took them out and made it so slavery has zero downsides
Fuck Paradox.
>>73499861
it literally has zero downsides :^)
>>73499418
so, your space civ is pacifist and somehow that helps with farming
that game looks gay as shit
real men play distant worlds
>>73499418
Are there any species that look like space Jews?
>>73499418
Eternal Reich Incoming! GALAXY WIDE GENOCIDE
>>73499418
>not creating a militaristic, xenophobic, collectivist and materialist race
>not wanting a 4th reich
pleb
when can i torrent this shit?
>>73500053
just pick any reptilian looking species
>Collectivist, materialist plutocratic oligarchy
>>73499418
sage gtfo with this gaymen shit
>>73499927
Kek.
>>73499993
nah this looks fun enough to pass the time untill DW 2 comes out.Of course giving shekels to paradox is a no-no,torrent this shit and maybe buy it in a couple of years when all the "grow turnips" dlc are out and you can get the lot for a 20.
I'm pretty dumb
Can someone remind me what the name of that vaporware game that Microsoft Studios is producing that's a FPS but it's also a third-person spaceship-fighter?
>>73499418
>[current year] + 1
>playing the electronic jew
>>73500601
That's an accurate description of star citizen now.
>>73500770
That's exactly the game I was talking about, thank you.
Wasn't even trying to troll; I'm disappointed that it's vaporware since the concept seems interesting as hell.
>>73500601
Star Citizen? I don't think Microsoft Studios is producing it though.
>xenophile
Kill it with fire.
>>73500691
>([current year]+1)([current year] - 1) - [current year]*[current year] + 1 + current year
>living in the mountain jew
>>73500931
it's just the first screenshot I found
THIRTY MINUTES LADS
you faggots need to go to /gsg/, they are red-pilled on paracucks and tell us how we should only pirate their games
>>73499418
>tfw only a half hour left till it unlocks
fucking shitty stem should unlock at midnight EST
6.3 OUT OF TEN
>>73499418
Hyped.
27 minutes guys
>>73500833
It could still happen in a few years. Unlike early access stuff, It's clear that everyone who bought in early is getting a playtester's perspective, not pretending to play a game which has been released unfinished because it's current year and indie needs the boost.
>>73501055
>looking at autistic grossgermaniums every thread
The only good thing about /gsg/ is this day in history
>>73499418
>Not making the imperium of man
Are you even trying?
forgot to mention, has anyone noticed the 2 premade human civilizations?
the one with the white womx is a fascist autocracy and the one with the stronk womyn of colour is a democratic utopia?
real subtle sweden.
>>73501155
fuck off rob
>>73501176
makes the choice really easy, does it?
>>73500691
Shit tier meme
>>73500974
>>73500931
Damnit I forgot the image which ruined the post
>>73499737
You'd be surprised.
>>73499418
>max out xenophile
>turn german
>>73499418
wat geam is did sempai?
>>73501108
Why?
>>73501450
Stellaris
>>73501376
>xenophile
>pacifist
>moral democracy
>>73501234
I don't know your memes
I do know that grand strategy threads were only ever good before /vg/ though
>>73500601
I roughly recall something along those lines, I think it was called Warshift? Not sure if its Microsoft tho...
>>73501236
yeh,custom human race for glorious imperium,nothing against women in uniform but still.
>>73499418
Game?
>>73501712
should have mentioned
STELLARIS
>>73501712
stellaris
It's too bad going on the extreme end of ethnics requires more points.
I want hyper xenophobic, hyper militaristic and hyper spirituality
>>73499418
I'm absolutely set to conquer all of the spess untermensch and destroy every shred of their individual cultures.
Dis gon b gud.
>>73501712
Battletoads.
>>73499418
>who /building an interplanetary military republic/ here?
Him
>>73502069
i am sure it will follow the usual paradox format of text files so more points should be doable. Especially if they do what i expect them to do and make non-pc traits worse than muh tolerance.
>>73502259
>republic
pleb tier.
>>73499418
Which kind of obscure meme game is this?
>>73502259
I'm doing divine mandate
>>73502428
>>73502259
>>73499418
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHT SPACE JESUS, WHO IS ON HIS HOLY MANDATE STOP SPACE ISLAM
>>73502674
all of the thread bud stellars
>>73499418
order direct from their site, gives them more money as as opposed to steam
>>73500691
>makes fun of vidya
>is literally a medpack
>>73501542
>democracy
Peaceful bureaucracy
>>73501133
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS GAME
IT'S FUCKING TIME LADS
>>73503350
READ THE THREAD YOU SLAVIC RAPE BABY ITS CALLED STELLARIS
>>73503350
stellaris
>>73503350
jew jew revolution. Oh and i want to buy it but i am a little short on cash atm,care to lend me some? will pay you back
>>73503350
Stellaris
>>73503456
you nigger
>giving money to those swedish kikes
>both the default human empire leaders are women, one black
>changed the genocide button to 'purge'
>same gameplay and UI, just slightly different colour scheme, as all of their other fucking game series
>that stupid fucking swedish developer cunt with his dread locks
Probably going to pirate it.
>>73503611
>both the default human empire leaders are women, one black
I don't believe you
>>73503740
Check all the pre-release videos, they pretty much all start off with showing the empire creation, and it's at the top of the list, can't miss it.
>>73503740
oh it's real :^)
the latest expansion to CK2 included having the possibility of giving women political rights in the fucking medieval times
IM GOING TO BUILD A DEFENCE STATION AND MAKE THE XENOS PAY FOR IT
>>73503845
>included having the possibility of giving women political rights in the fucking medieval times
>>73503740
All the randomly generated Human names are multicultural as well.
I hope someone mods that
>>73503845
Honestly, alternate history is fun or we wouldn't play the games at all. I'm a lot less bothered by that than just how utterly shitty everything else about Conclave was.
I've watched a couple of pre-release players get decently far into the game (Quill, watched about 5 hours of his gameplay, etc.)
They're all a bunch of lefties though so there was no enslaving or genociding. How do those work? Is it just like civ games where enslaving is a pain because of negative happiness but you keep all of the population to work, and genociding gets rid of all the workers (and their unhappiness) and you can replace them with your people?
Would an Imperium of Man keep aliens as [spoiler]sex[/spoiler]slaves or just purge them all?
>>73504013
what's exactly shitty? I think the council/favour/education/threat updates were ok
it's still the most successful paradox title in my opinion
>>73503997
I watched some guy spend 15 fucking minutes randomising the names using a human namelist and he didn't get a single fucking white name.
Bunch of mussie and slope names. Can't wait for mods to fix this.
>>73504036
Should have watched Arumba's stream, he did slavery on that.
>>73503845
to be fair its alt-history so i am ok with it but the conclave was the worst thing to happen since forever.
>>73504036
Watch DDRJake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29kcLy37IhY
Into Music, songs by composer Alexandrov "Holy War", on the Red Square enter the state flag of the Russian Federation and the LEGENDARY VICTORY BANNER. Banner group of military battalion honor guard of the 154th detached commandant Transfiguration regiment passes near the parade line army division, tribunes with veterans and guests of honor. '71 Ago, during the battle for Berlin, the soldiers of the 150th Division Idritsa sergeant Mikhail Yegorov and junior sergeant Militon Kantariya hoisted the flag over the defeated Reichstag. Since then, this "attack flag" - is a VICTORY BANNER.
>>73503845
>Play EU4
>One day free DLC downloads itself
>It's a gift from paradox
>"Women in history"
>Still disabled to this day
>>73504144
what did you not enjoy in conclave? I actually liked that update
>>73504036
A bit of both. The emperor himself prefered subjugating them but the new imperium would likely purge most of them
>>73504129
Luckily you can rename almost everything in the game
>>73504133
I'll try and find it if it's saved anywhere, I won't be playing when it's released (an hour?), will need to wait for it to be ripped and uploaded. I own CK2/EU4 and never really got into them because I didn't like the fact there's an end year and the setting doesn't really interest me compared to sci-fi, so I never got more than a couple of hours into either of them.
>>73504117
Armies retreating half a continent away, even more contentious bullshit to argue with your vassals about, more factionalism, war declaration councils, mentors aren't as influential, defensive pacts, lots of little annoying changes that somehow just make it feel worse all-around than 2.4.5.
A buddy of mine described Conclave as "The DLC that makes your vassals hate you" and I don't think he was wrong.
>>73499993
real men play masters of orion 2 you fucking plebian
DW is trash
>>73504199
i hated it more than common sense for eu4 and that's saying something, i get what they were trying to do but the execution was terrible. Good thing i mostly play lux invicta nowadays
>>73504199
Unless you like roleplaying in your games, it's just a hindrance that restricts you from doing what you want (in regards to council). CK2 is still better than EU4 though, they have really messed that game up at this point.
>>73503611
It isnt all bad, now I can literally purge the xenos filth.
Whqt game is this?
should I get this game? Any anons played it yet, does it look good?
>>73504277
I pirated EU4 and CK2 but I bought stellaris because the multiplayer actually looks playable
>>73504483
you can bribe your advisors 1/2 times to disempower the council and you won't have to deal with it anymore
>>73499418
I'm going to pirate this.
>>73504532
It's not been released yet, but it will be in like an hour. Watch YouTube let's plays and make your own judgement. If you like 4x games you'll probably like this
>>73504117
>>73504396
Also:
Being totally unable to discover plots without a spymaster, and just the entirety of the council changes in general.
They added more traits and events which is nice, but that's about it. The woman's rights shit is at least useful, since I hate getting a daughter or a female courtier with 15 Martial or something like that and not being able to send her to fight.
>>73504646
Not alone baltic bro.
Pirate Pride World Wide!
>>73504013
It actually makes the game too easy i barely ever get revolts now
>>73504590
As i said:
>it's just a hindrance that restricts you from doing what you want
The idea if good from a realism perspective, but most people just wanna do what they want, when they want. If the game was made around this mechanic from the beginning it would be fine, but to alter the gameplay this much is bound to piss some people off.
>Stellaris-CODEX
>>73504173
You forgot that all the female leaders had max stats too
>>73502905
>all of the thread bud stellars
Not a single fuck here has mentioned the title.
>>73504173
I love how Paradox is super SJW but all their fans are red-pilled. They have no knowledge of their target audience
>>73504927
thanks senpai
>>73505004
It's actually spelt Stellaris
>>73499418
When is there going to be a torrent?
>>73505042
Pretty much this if it wasnt for us they wouldnt even have a fucking gaming studio
>>73504927
>Stellaris-CODEX
Viel danke, fampai.
I was actually thinking about pirating this, but I have a question. If you actually own the copy do you get access to other peoples custom races?
>>73503611
>changed the genocide button to 'purge'
>>73505171
16.4 minutes ago on my private tracker
What is /pol/'s opinion of game piracy?
>>73505273
>>73505285
can someone recommend a torrenting software to download? I got rid of my old ones because they kept updating and progressively getting shittier
>>73505171
https://www.skidrowreloaded.com/stellaris-codex/
look for the torrent link to zippyshare
>>73499418
What game is this?
>>73504841
What they did to eu4 was way worse with estates i cant even play that game anymore without wanting to bang my head against a wall
>>73505315
free publicity for the developer
if the game is good I will buy it
>>73505369
Stellaris
>>73505315
I dislike buying cat in the bag. Pirated W3 and later bought it.
>>73505315
Try before you buy
>>73504927
2 hours till work ends,thank you kind sir
>>73505315
I use to pirate lots but i also bought most of the games later if i liked them to support the devs. Refuse to give EA any money
>>73505469
>>73505449
>>73505406
>>73505527
Good to see many non-americans have a sensible opinion about this. Pirated the banner saga and bought it later when it turned out it was one of my favorite games.
>>73505315
Almost always for it personally. But I won't pirate paradox games
>>73505367
>30 kb/s
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>73505550
good guy
buy women in history dlc
>>73505527
This, I remember a few years ago the leader of EA was talking about how they wanted to charge people in bf3 for ammunition
>>73500601
No man's sky?
>>73505042
>but all their fans are red-pilled
Have you been on paradoxplaza?
What torrenting program do you guys use???
>>73505589
goy*
yarrrrrrrrrr
>>73505617
qbittorrent
>>73505042
Well in all of their streams they constantly throw out Trump memes, make Hungary great again. Make space great again, MAGA rip off red hat. Build the wall.
It saddened me in the Blorg episode like 13 or so when they said oh we dont support Trump, I know that will make some of you angry.
>>73505645
okay thank you, and where can I torrent Stellaris? Sorry I haven't torrented games in years
>>73505315
try before buying
>>73505708
they're swedes
you got your hopes too high up
>>73505708
this is a paradrone g0ys, /gsg/ has taught me that these autistic creatures are from REDDIT and love being cucks
>>73499927
Do town rapists have 0 downsides too?
>>73505385
This. EU4 in its current state is literally a player punishment simulator. No matter what you do the only things you'll get are penalties or negative modifiers.
>>73501827
>STELLARIS
>>73505385
I didn't buy the last two expansions because i had a feeling the game was going down the drain. Seems my gut feeling paid off.
It's a shame really, the only thing EU4 needed was something to do in peacetime. Paradox, though, decided that punishing war, the only real aspect of the game, was the route to go.
>>73505825
got it thanks, does this game need a crack or further steps after downloading?
>>73505878
extended timeline mod for more punishment then.
seriously though they kind of destroyed the game with the fort thing and estates
>>73505957
>not make an intergalactic oligarchy from your homeworld of Zion
Bad goy
>>73505385
Estates ain't that bad , now Corruption ruffles my feathers HOW THE FUCK CAN I GO FROM HAVING 5000 DUCATS TO 200 IN 2 YEARS
>english isnt the american flag
the trashman cometh
>>73505708
Paradox developers are redpilled alphas by Swedish standards.
Doesn't seem particularly interesting.
What makes it stand out?
>collectivists' windows are just stubby uncut dicks
>>73506006
follow the readme file I guess, there usually is one
if it has a crack folder copy its contents to the game folder or something
>>73503350
Battletoads
>>73506081
we like our ALUMINIUM trash cans thank you very much
why can't /v/ stay in /v/
>>73506159
Serves you right for being a COMMUNIST
>>73506123
Make Milky Way Great Again!
>>73499418
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/14572619/Stellaris-CODEX
Those guys work fast
>>73506223
why can't you keep your poo in the loo?
>>73506223
why can't poo stay in the loo
>>73506074
If you ever get any corruption apart from "gain +1 corruption" events you are doing it wrong.
That mechanic is 100% useless and does nothing but drain your bank after a war.
>>73506223
why cant you poo in loo?
the world may never know
>>73506223
why can't the poo stay in the loo?
and /pol/ loves paradox games dontcha know?
>>73506223
Why can't you keep your /poo/ in the /loo/?
>>73505315
>pirated the shit out of games as a schoolkid
>now I have a job and buy those games when I see them, if they were good
I dindu nuffin desu
>>73506223
why can't you poo in the loo?
>>73506223
Through Stellaris you can finally live out your fantasy of an Indian superpooper with a space program
Fun fact: Stellaris was cracked before some resellers have even sent their keys out yet.
>>>73506272
>>73506300
>>73506316
>>73506348
>>73506372
>>73506379
>>73506433
>>73506444
not an argument
>human leader choices are a nigger woman, leader of the UN of course, and another woman
>>73506596
not a loo, not to poo
>>73506284
But does it hold a candle to this?
>>73506607
>Doesn't want a stronk independent womyn
fking white cis male oppressor
>>73506544
>this game is single player
>it's basically just civilization in space
gay as fuck
>I did it guys I conquered this simplistic computer code!
>>73506596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>73506596
>the street
not a toilet.
but seriously, paradox titles are what /pol/ plays and its far more relevant than the 2573146th cuck thread
>>73506727
it's multiplayer..
>>73506654
No game ever will
>>73506081
>Portugues do Brasil
>>73506797
Where is the torrent? It's released for 50 minutes now already
>>73505315
If you support patents you should be against piracy. I my self pirate shit because I'm poor as shit, and understand that this is a kind of form of thievery and thus is degenerant nigger behaviour. If I were to be caught I would not cry about it because piracy is wrong.
>piracy is wrong
>I still do it because not gonna get caught
>>73506777
Paradox interactive probably did far more to educate the American peasants in geography than any educational program Congress ever came up.
>>73500198
https://kat.cr/stellaris-codex-t12569105.html
looks legit, going to install it in virtual machine and see if works properly.
>>73506544
>paradox games
>good software protection
pick one
it's literally overwriting a .dll and writing a different number in a .txt file
>>73506922
ionut go build a mosque in bucuresti or something
>>73506607
Only the pre-generated ones.
Its time for a very glorius crusade
>>73506727
Up to 32 people multiplayer
>>73507067
>thievery
nigger, you can't steal SOFTWARE, fuck yeah i'd let you download my car if that meant we would both have one.
Now, people pirate for various reasons, mostly because fuck paying 60 and 90 and 120 euros for worthless trash, you torrent it,play it and if its good you go and buy it so the devs will make more of it.
>>73507099
while i love bashing the burgers as much as the next guy peasants are peasants everywhere.
>>73507225
If you suffer from the passion of playing video games, you should never pay for them - because you encourage degeneration and support shit like that surviving forever.
>>73507225
Only that most people don't because they recognize +60€ to developers make no difference. Of course, if everyone thinks like this the developers go bankrupt. That's why it's important to make people feel guilty about not paying.
>>73506654
>The crown jewel of the 4X genre was made 17 years ago
>Nobody since has even come close
Feels sad man.
Is this a full release, or a jewish early access scam?
>>73507597
you are the reason the far left took over. No,i understand,the world is breaking down but the important thing is stoping people enjoying things or even worse having tatoos or something.
>>73507608
not disagreeing there.
>>73507049
They've been up for the entire 50 minutes you twat, codex.
>>73507780
Full release. Hope you like DLC though, because they'll make a shitton of it.
>>73507849
they release free gameplay patches along with paid DLC
I like their model
CK2 was released in early 2012 and it still is supported to this day
>>73507813
It's not like I enforce my belief on anyone - I just choose to never pay for my vices, because they're toxic and economical participation makes me an bad person because trough my support the chances of others ending up with the same vice is greatly increased.
>>73507780
A full release but Paradox games are always Early Access tier at first.
i think this is good to REMOVE ALIENS and REMOVE NIGGERS
What is this game my friends? Can man torrent it?
>>73499418
mods
sage
go back to /gsg/ you paracuck shill
>>73508001
If you consider something a vice you should stop doing it. If you have dificulties with that paying for it will help you by making you feel worse
>>73507849
>>73508037
Thanks lads. Probably not going to get it anyway
seed this shit my negros
>>73507099
>sees flag
This isnt a shit post! RRRREEEEEEEEEEE
I agree I've learned where little unimportant countries are located like
>Turkey
>Moldova
>Canada
>>73508105
Stellaris
>>73508105
Stellaris
Yes
>>73499418
Can I play this on GNU/Linux?
>>73505315
>Pirate literally everything
>Decide to be a good guy for once and start buying games
>Buy EU4 when it first came out
>Get bombarded with DLCs for the price of the base game every few months
>mfw
The only time I felt bad for pirating was after playing that meme anime game about humanized game consoles. It was just too much fun so I ended up buying on steam so I could stop feeling guilty.
>>73508070
What government type are you?
>>73508275
>>73508277
Ty niggers
Hell yeah, have to finish work though, so can't play for 4 more hours, and I don't know how to remote download either from mobile
>>73508308
I pirated the alpha version of Darkest Dungeon, and enjoyed the living fuck out if, so I purchased it on release.
I think piracy is perfectly fine, and if you enjoy a game you can buy it.
>>73508262
>I agree I've learned where little unimportant countries are located like
PURGE
THE
XENOS
guys download link pls
>>73508750
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6ecbac4620d0a27fa1aafde5a2339ad0db2de037&dn=Stellaris-CODEX&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fglotorrents.pw%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.to%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexplodie.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fzer0day.ch%3a1337%2fannounce
>>73508791
thansk moldavia
/gsg/ is bully
>>73508791
>lostboy.exe
>>73508308
At first i didn't mind the Paradox model of frequent DLCs, it kept the game fresh so that you never got bored of it.
Problem arises when they make shit DLC for no reason, because they are out of good ideas, but the jew within them cannot stop as long as the shekels flow.
For CK2/EU4 they should just make the next gen of the games instead of destroying their reputation with shitty DLCs.
>>73507225
>>73507225
>Greece not understanding economics
There is this thing called work that goes into making that software. The people working get thing called money. Money is useful for paying depts for example.
If you pirate instead of buying it they lose money. They can compensate this by raising price which is hurting everyone or if enough people are pirating we get to play shitty games because people pirate them and then they don't get enough money to develop the game. In worst case they say "fuck it" and stop doing games because everyone is like Greece.
Just compare it with the patents shit so you get it you commie.
>inb4 hurr durr they make enough money still
still thievery and still hurting the business.
can we do multiplayer on torrented version ?
>>73508862
Based
>playing the electronic jew
how do I get rid of non-white portraits
>>73509009
Mods soon hopefully
>>73508912
you do understand that piracy =/= lost sales, right?
most pirated copies are in places where the population cannot afford vidya so they would not buy it regardless of piracy. As for the rest of the memes you typed,i only regret being unable to give you a cookie or something.
>>73509009
>niggers in the game
Needs a /pol/ edit
>>73508912
i would not buy it regardless. me torrenting it is not a loss to them. in fact it could be a gain, if i like it, and tell some friends where one might go buy it because of me.
>>73508912
>Economics determines what is theft.
You aren't responding to Greece's point. I support IP laws (to an extent) but violating IP isn't theft because it doesn't stop anyone else using it. If Intellectual property was anything like other property it wouldn't expire.
![[muffled synthpop in the distance].png](https://i.imgur.com/I6x27sz.png "[muffled synthpop in the distance].png")
who /five finger discount/ here
>>73509430
right here lad
>>73508308
Can't handle the free market Commibro?
Christ its the Swedes! teaching you all about free market...
>>73509560
θα φάς 4 σουβλάkια ρε χοντρέ?
>>73509560
Pay debnts
>>73509560
>Greece
of course, how could you pay for videogames when you cant even pay denbts
>>73504646
>>73504765
YES, WE MUST ALL VOTE PIRATE PARTY.
https://uspirates.org/
Is my empire /pol/ approved?
>>73509733
i paid for war thunder
What game is this?
>>73509104
>>73509104
You make a valid point that people that could not afford the product and would not have ever bought it had there not been a way to pirate it do not count as lost sales but at the same time do you not agree that people who would have bought it if there was no option to pirate it count as lost sales?
If the people of Greece cannot afford to buy some software and need to result in piracy that does not excuse citizens of some developed country that could afford it to pirate the product.
>>73504117
The coalition mechanic was fucking broken when it first came out of the gate. People all joined into a single coalition, and would all side with the guy you declared war on, rather than now where there are separate coalitions for each religion, and they only band together when your threat is enormous.
is fascism a government type here
>>73509803
>that nose
approved.
>>73509808
wait you have to pay for warthunder?
>>73509803
I'm trying to make some imperial xenist human empire but don't know what name/adjectives to use, human just seems bland
>>73509913
militarist/fanatic military dictatorship or despotic hegemony I guess
>>73509991
you can buy a premium account for X ammount of days or buy premium vehicles for only $99.99
