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Battle of The Nations: Savage Slavs Edition
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>>73485542
What's left.

11:30-12:00
The best medieval costume and the best authentic armour competition
12:00-13:30
Category 'Mass Battles' 21 vs 21 (Playoffs + Finals)
13:30-14:00
Women's category 'Duel' 1 vs 1 (Finals)
14:00-16:30
Men's category 'Duel' 1 vs 1 (Finals)
16:30-17:30
Awards Ceremony
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>>73485651
Time schedule is fucked though, costume competition started 1h30 min later than it was supposed to.
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That qt with a falcon.
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GOOD LACK TO FACK
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Why does she have a bird?
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>>73485777
yup, it's mostly cuz of the breaks they do and the lenght of some of the matches
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>A literal Falcon
/tv/ would love this
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Any news of the white guy being paralysed? Are there more injuries like this or this is an special case?
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>LARP shit

fucking nerds
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>>73485827
why the fuck not
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>>73485831
>go to the tournament
>it's penis inspection day
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wtf is this autism?
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>>73485850
Some teams takes this seriously, others are seems to believe this is LARP like one of the spanish team with that obese guy.
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OY GEVALT

WHAT IS THIS RACIST GARBAGE

THIS SPORT NEEDS DIVERSITY
NEXT YEAR AT LEAST 50% OF ALL FIGHTERS MUST BE BLACKS
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Anyone want to see a muslim country try to put a team together then get BTFO by russia?
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>>73485951
Dont worry the jews have their own team filled with russian mercenarys.
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>>73485951
This sport is cuckery
>based in european culture
>let mexicans and jews participate in it

At least America, Australia, Argentia... are european descendants
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>>73485837
He was having trouble moving one of his arms. Other than that he's fine.
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Dorota :3
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>>73486083
Good to hear they were overdramatizing then. It would've been sad if the guy got screwed for life.
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>>73486139
This is how a pure slave looks, right?
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>>73486073
Shouldn't the Olympic games also be considered cuckery then?
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>>73486184
Spain, what the fuck?
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>>73485929

I mean the costume shit
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>>73486073
Jews and Mexicans came from Europe too buddy. Mexico is half native american and half spanish bastard children. Jews lived in Europe, miss the diaspora?
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>>73486184
No, this is how white people look Pedro.
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>>73486073
Nearly every relevant country in the world is of European descent.
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> UK is actually in the playoff

Well shit
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>>73486266
>slavs
>white
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>>73486289
And the ones that aren't were still colonized by Europe at some point.

Except for Japan.
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>>73486139
Reminder that this isn't white according to half of /pol/
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>>73486225
>>73486266
I am serious, no bantz here. If some one ask me what race is her I would say slav without a doubt. Maybe I am wrong but I never saw these features in german and norwegian womens (where I lived for two years)
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>>73486388
And Ethiopia.
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>>73486382
Poles are white; we are not.
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>>73485542
bump
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>>73486464
>relevant
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>>73486392
But that is wrong. Slavs are whites.
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How do they determine when a guy is out? Do they fight until people yield/lose consciousness or what?
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Poland vs UK
I literally don't know who to root for... I just can't wait to see them hitting each other with weapons.
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rooting for poland
make jan sobieski iii proud
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>>73486496
thanks friend :)
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>>73486532
in 5v5 it's when you hit the ground
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>>73486532
When he falls down completely or gets down on one knee.
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>>73486532
When you hit the ground you are out.
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>>73486532
When you lay on ground, you are out.
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>>73486532
If you touch the ground with a 3rd point of support or leave the arena boundary.
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>Russia
>Ukraine
>Russia
>Ukraine
>Russia
>Ukraine
keksissimo
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>>73486612
>>73486657
to be more exact, when your knee touches the ground. Being pushed out of the list also means you're out.
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I missed beginning, guys tell me about russian team, are they in the top again?
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Poland vs UK now, I'm hyped.
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This gon' be gud.

I absolutely have to see one of these mass battles before I go to sleep.
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>>73486595
>>73486611
>>73486612
>>73486657
>>73486662
Are throws allowed?
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>21 vs. 21
>Both teams dressed in red
Fucking retarded
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>>73486764
Of course
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Also reminder that half the UK team is slavs anyway
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>>73486744
Naturally. 1st place in 5v5 went to Russia, 2nd to Ukraine, and 3rd to Russia again.
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this gonna be good
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>>73486461
you wrote slave instead of slav. cunt
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>that one pole's completely dented helmet
Goddamn
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That was completely insane.
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Go kurwania!
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>>73486900
Top kek I didn't noticed that. Fucking auto-correct
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>15-0
Damn, UK got wrecked
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Needs to be more difference in the colours
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REKT

WRONG NEIGHBOURHOOD M8
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>>73486977
Well Muslims are not that good at fighting in straight up melee combat and in melee.

They're more talented at blowing themselves up and fighting like cowards.
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>>73486900
same thing faggot
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>>73486820
>no churkas and blacks in this sport
>we lead the top
>may days
Feels good, mates.
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Why are they fighting on such a tiny field?

Explain yourselves, Czech fags.
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>>73487047
want to dominate me my master? i am in heat
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They really need a bigger field for these big battles. It's a bit sad.
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So what prevents some grappler faggot to just ditch his weapon & shield and foot sweep everyone?
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>>73487126
They used to have a much larger arena.
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>>73487158
Can't fight without a weapon. If they drop it, they have to run to the edge and grab a different one.
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>>73487126
>>73487155
but small fields are more immersive since in battle field you had no space around you
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>>73487179
Fuck this looks so much better. What was the problem this year? No money?
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>>73487158
Not allowed to fight without a weapon.

Also grappling isn't as effective as you might think. All the top teams pummel their opponents to their knees instead of wrassling.
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>>73487058
One of the American teams had at least one black knight in previous tournaments, idk if he participates in this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP8laaA4u28&list=PL6ilJTt4tN6FTJcnNiSHWOyMQI_SuglfX&index=5
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>>73487197
...and foot sweep everyone
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>>73487272
Why would Muslims breach town gates? The whites just let them in peacefully.
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Fags, which team run in 21 vs 21 ?
Will France participate ?
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;_;
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>>73487138
Gimme sum of dat boipucci slave
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There is one thing to be said here related to football though, and it's that they could use some strategy where they focus left or right, or split the middle, and they're not doing it. It seems like they're just charging and hoping to overwhelm the opponent. In the 5 on 5 battles it wasn't as applicable, but in this... I do think they could strategize more. But I've only seen one of these 21 v 21 matchups so far, so maybe some of them will.
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>All that dropped spaghetti
kek
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>>73487358
Would have loved to see a France vs England 21v21
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>>73487388
I think the field is a bit too small for anything other than charging straight ahead
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pheasant feathers is back
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>>73487276
fucking merifats, always bring divercity with themselves. But this man had a bad fun
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there some good /pol/ gif material over there
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>>73487388
Field is too small for tactics in a 21v21.
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It's crazy that they got all that organization, yet cannot provide clear infographics of who will fight when, and what are the scores so far =/
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>that guy with MAGA shirt in the crowd
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>TRUMP

Which one of you is it.
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Holy shit that guy with the feathers is a tank
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>>73487388
In Russian and Ukrainian 5v5 battles, there's always a clear strategy. For example, two guys is holding the center, whereas two on the edges engage with their opponents, and one is trying to hide from the field of vision to rush behind the lines and strike at someone's back at a high speed.
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>>73487586
me
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>>73487584
did you screencap it?
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>15 of them grouping around 2 anglos in the corner and beating the shit out of them

It's beautiful.
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Am I pleb for not liking it? 5 vs 5 is so much better.
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>>73487670
from /int/
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MAGA shirt spotted in the audience, nice.
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just hopped on lads

whose getting belaRUSED today
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>>73487701
I like 1 vs 1 the most, get on my level.
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>>73487742
You are.
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>>73487701
Nah
It's very chaotic, 5v5 is easier to follow and has cool moments
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>>73487722
Ah, it's a fucking leftist. Someone Argentine him already.
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>>73487701
I also prefer 5vs5, easier to see what's going on.
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>>73487701
With 5v5 there's always the possibility of an upset which makes it interesting. With this many men, as soon as you get a slight advantage in numbers it's over.
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>>73487701
this seems more brutal

also why would anyone use swords they seem useless against armor
at the end its always a group of slavs hacking away with giant axes into the helmets of poor western-europeans
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>>73487770
Maybe he's pro-fascism.
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Why nobody made Dark Kicks of Might and Magic: Russia 1 compilation?
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>>73487830
what the fuck is that
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>>73487830
What the fuck is that?
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>>73487722
>>73487770
czech guys i guve you persmission to go beat that guys ass
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Still looks unorganized as fuck. Where are the formations and shit?
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>>73487869
>>73487899
the miracle of life
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>>73487899

your tummies when you swalloe all my cummies
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GOOOOOO

B
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A
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U
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>>73487899
hivemind cheers serbanon
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>>73487446
>>73487574
I disagree, I actually think that helps. It means if your opponent is spread straight across the field and you swing left, you crash into their right flank with overwhelming force and there's nowhere they can go to avoid it. The thing is, your guys on the exposed flank need to know they're going to take a pretty big hit and be ready for it. As long as they know it's coming, they can probably absorb it and the enemy's left flank needs to chase you. Could work.
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>>73487937
Arena is too small for that.
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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSuba0LSkwQ
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we're still in this? bloody hell
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>>73487869
coprorativism and police state.
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Cool Russian team. Who is the victim - I mean, their opponent ?
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>>73487662
True but it gets chaotic and the whole unit gets split up. I'm talking more about maintaining unit cohesion and pushing to exert overwhelming force against a specific position.
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Russia going to end shit
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Here's the guy the American almost poked his eye out
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>>73488110
Theres some unit cohesion going on right now anon
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lmao Russia fucking stomped them
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>>73487937
These Russians know how to use a formation
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Pole arms seem very useful here
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Russian team shows again. Long polearms > short polearms.
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>>73488193
jajajaja USA has a team also??

With what type of shield, sword??

Because they don't exist in the middle ages.
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To those who thought it was a MAGA shirt it actually says "TRUMP Make Facism Great Again"
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Goddamn that was a slaughter.

Beautiful.
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Cool charge.
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Wow, we got rekt pretty hard there
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Literally why would you charge at the strongest team there
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>>73487722
ARREST THIS MAN
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> trying to rush the russians
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AHAHAHA holy shit that strategy backfired
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>>73488366
>wearing political shit outside of political rallies

Fucking disgusting.
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>>73488366
The Finnish spine-axeman is looking for him already.
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Just like real life
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is there a german team? are they weak and pathetic?

Russia just pulled 1/2 of a molotov-ribbentrop
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>>73488416
Especially to a fucking medieval festival.
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>>73488334
Tomahawks and feathers, I hope
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>>73488366
Why do pathetic cucks like him follow events that glorify European culture?
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>>73488334
>jajajaja
Kill yourself.

Don't lauugh at the other teams because the spanish team is an ebarrasment. Also most americans are european descendants.
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>>73488399
They tried to change tactics. Worth trying after first loss but they are outclassed at every level.
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>>73488432
I hope the french axeman gets to him first
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>>73488457
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>>73488457
Germans were not bad in 5v5, still weaker than Poland though.
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>>73488334
at least we have European heritage. (whites anyways) Theres countries like mexico and shit there. And they're not fighting like mayans either
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>>73488457
Lost to Israel in 5v5 playoffs. Weak and pathetic enough for you?
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Polan your footsoldiers need improved armours.
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>>67460081
>mfw
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>>73488405
nice game of words
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These things prove that Slav's are the true ubermesch of the world.

I wouldn' want to fuck with a Russian in a street fight under any circumstances.
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>>73488334
>Spain
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>>73488537
You mean the Russians from Israeli land?
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This stuff is cringy as fuck, and has no basis in historical fencing.

It would be more interesting and historically accurate if they actually made the guys try to fight in some sort of formation, rather than just running around shoving each other and hitting each other with blunt weapons constantly.

Also, to discourage people from swinging like maniacs and tiring themselves out (because they know the rounds don't last long), they winner should have to immediately fight the next team they're scheduled to fight (who would also have just finished their match).

This would encourage them to actually fight more realistically, using actual fencing techniques and sparring moves to prevent fatigue.

As it stands, this stuff is boring to watch because it's just a bunch of slavs mercilessly wailing on each other with blunt metal.
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>>73488537

The Israeli team was actually Russian.
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>>73488516
Chengiz would chop him in half
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I can't believe these guys take full-on shots from polearms to the head and just shrug it off. That armor is some amazing shit.

The axe shots are vicious too, though the swords... well, the shields seem to do more than the swords.
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>>73488457
German 5v5 got their ass handed to them by Israel
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>mfw I bought some beer for watching hockey world championship but ended up watching this
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>>73488464
The man wants attention. And im sure hes getting it.

>Hey! Everyone! Look at how my tshirt represents my snide sense of humor!
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>>73488608
>>73488623
Slavs doing dirty work for the Jews, as usual.
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>>73488636
Made the right choice.
This is top tier comfy
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>>73488366
Who wore that shirt?
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>>73488683
Armored trollface. Noice.
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>>73488612
not this guy again
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>>73488612
Oh shit, it's the same faggot from the other thread.

Go practice your MMA and fencing and spend time with your vidya games and family and work.
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>>73488625
A shield bash to the face would be nice too
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>>73488612
>historical fencing.
Fencing is a lite version of training/dueling. It got continuously stripped away from all full combat elements until we got to Olympic fencing.
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>>73488612
>it's just a bunch of slavs mercilessly wailing on each other with blunt metal.
While wearing armour, it's great entertainment.
>>73488749
This guy.
>>73487722
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>>73488612
I bet your fun at parties.
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HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?

Modern day gladiatorial arenas should be banned, everyone involved arrested.

IT'S 2016 not fucking 1016 what are these people doing?

Get a real fucking hobby.
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>>73488612

In a real battle were it's just masses of soldiers in a melee, fencing is meaningless.

Fencing techniques were developed by nobles to fight other nobles in a knight vs knight scenario when they are unhorsed, not fighting infantry.
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>>73488612
>historically accurate
You mean like in Hollywood movies? Because we don't actually have videos from medieval combat and tournaments.
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>>73488626
some dude lost his helmet and got cold cocked by a shield and went down faster than Monica Lewinsky
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>>73488829
Go back to the kitchen
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Go Red and Blue !!

Seriously, in football they have a Home/Visitor color system for a reason.
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>>73488612
It's a good thing that they're not doing fencing duels then.

Actual battles of the period looked much like this, with lines of men pummeling each other.
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>>73488829
It's a better hobby than shitposting on /pol/ at least
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>>73485542
Fuck, now I can't stop watching.
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>>73488612
This is you
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>>73488612
Classical fencing was never used in battle.
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>>73488872
>>73488626
>>73488787
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>>73488835
No, you stupid olive nigger, they were developed to prevent you from just wailing on shit and tiring yourself out. Do you think skilled warriors back then were just people who could hit harder, longer?
>>73488769
>>73488752

I wasn't in the other thread. I study historical fencing because I like history. I love events like this, because it educates people. But this one educates them incorrectly, because it makes it seem like combat in the Middle Ages was literally people running up to each other, completely breaking formation, and chasing each other around wailing their arms around and doing drop kicks. That's patently false and it does a disservice by teaching people the wrong shit.
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>>73488601
So Spain won as I see.
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>>73485542
This is what America will look like under Trump. Fucking savage
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This is kind of fun to watch for like 10 minutes but it's pretty boring honestly.

It's just a bunch of guys pushing each other over.
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>>73488929
He's wrong plain and simple, watch the documentary 'Reclaiming the Blade'.
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>>73488626
This is the case when theory is trumped by practice
>armor will not protect from blunt force of polearm strike or mace
>i heard this on the youtube channel
Well.
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>>73489015
Except it's not trying to portray battles in the middle ages you stupid fuck. It's more akin to recreating the tournaments of old, which had stuff like Grand Melees and the like.
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>Oh a big shot there
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>>73489072
To each tier own, i can watch this for hours.
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These cunts are pussys. They have no mongrel in them when they fight
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>>73489161
>A nice takedown there
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>>73489072
it's alright when your team wins and wreaks any competition
:^)
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>>73489179
>"They have no mongrel in them when they fight" t. straya bogan
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>>73488929
>Actual battles of the time period looked like this
No, they didn't, and if you do think that you don't know what you're talking about. Anyone who was trained as a soldier had at least a moderate understanding of fencing. These guys do not. Their way of dealing with a direct blow is to simply take it, or make a half-assed attempt at blocking with their arm. They do this because they know that they only "lose" if they touch the ground. That's not how it works in real life, idiot.

And especially so in the case of men-at-arms, battles were fought through formations. For anyone less than a knight, their knowledge of swordplay and warfare wasn't advanced enough to be able to survive out of formations. This is why things like halberds were developed: to give levies a chance against organized groups of knights. Safety in numbers.

You people don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I can see how this stuff is entertaining, I'm just saying it would be even more so if there was an actual display of talent and ability rather than
>durrrr I got a heavy metal thing and Im gonna smash it against his metal thing until I kick him over.
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>>73489170
Same here, it's the second day I'm watching this, thank god it's over today or I'd have no life
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>>73489179
No dude. There was a Ukrainian guy in the 5v5 with a red bandanna who was a fucking ANIMAL
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>>73489015
>because it makes it seem like combat in the Middle Ages was literally people running up to each other, completely breaking formation, and chasing each other around wailing their arms around and doing drop kicks.
How many medieval combats with 20 warriors size squads did you participate?
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>>73489192

> Pretty good headshot there
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I'm still terrified of another piece of armor coming off or some small piece of weapon finding its way into someone's eye slits
It's just bound to happen
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>>73489015
You are just mad because they look far more cool and their event is getting more attention than your "fence-with-an-electric-wire" faggot "sport"
You wish you would have female squires to attend your wounds and take off your armour and hand you a cold ale but all you get is your aunt cheering and a glass of orange juice
Stay mad
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>>73489231
>Their way of dealing with a direct blow is to simply take it, or make a half-assed attempt at blocking with their arm.
Why do you want to block strike which will deal no harm?
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any major injuries happened?
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>>73489072
+1

Are the weapons made of iron or are of plastic?

Because those hits seems dangerous. Maybe the coat of mail prtoects them.
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>>73489231
>Anyone who was trained as a soldier had at least a moderate understanding of fencing.
Didn't most armies consist of spears rather than swords though?
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>>73489151
>it's not trying to portray battles in the middle ages you stupid fuck
>literally called Battle of the Nations
Kek, keep doing mental gymnastics to defend this amateurism.

If it is attempting to recreate Grand Melees, it's also doing a terrible job. The Grand Melee consisted, first and foremost, of a joust between the two opposing sides of knights, continued on for several hours. This event itself was usually proceeded by the individual jousts, the ones we're more familiar with at Renaissance Faires.

It was only after this that the melee itself was opened, and it again consisted of KNIGHTS who would have had an actual knowledge of warfare and wouldn't go around drop kicking each other, you fucking idiot.
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>>73489334
Some concussions, one spinal injury and I believe a leg injury as well
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>>73489192
>>73489260
>Strong hits there
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>>73489015

>No, you stupid olive nigger, they were developed to prevent you from just wailing on shit and tiring yourself out. Do you think skilled warriors back then were just people who could hit harder, longer?

You have watched to many anime's and Hollywood movies my friend.

In a life or death scenario you can bet your ass what you are going to do is hack away your opponent. Knights were beast in terms of stamina, and when plate armor was developed, they started using maces, flails and halberds to do more damage to the enemy, not outrank him in sword fighting.
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>>73489231
>These guys do not.
Most of them do actually.
The thing is, fencing goes out the window when you are wearing armour and aren't allowed to stab.
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>>73489383
In the Iron Age maybe.
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>>73489272
>Henry II is this you?
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>>73489383
Yes
Spears and tight underwear
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>>73489365
They are real, it's just that I don't think they are fighting seriously. It would be a different story if this was a fight to the death
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FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY
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>>73489383
Yes.
Pretty much throughout all of history the majority of any army was spears and pole weapons.
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Top notch
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>>73489391
What's wrong with kicks against an armored opponent, you cuck?
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For once, a non-Slavic team beats Slavs. Well, that is, if we consider Czechs Slavs and if we don't consider the UK Island Slavs.
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>>73489319
Do you think I'm talking about modern fencing? Holy shit, I knew Greeks were dumb, but I didn't think they were this retarded. "Fencing" is a word that refers to any style of sword combat, nigger. There was fencing in the Middle Ages as well, and it taught the techniques that were used in real warfare.
>>73489383
No, a common misconception, at least in Western European armies. Most infantrymen, even men-at-arms, would have been armed with a sword, but the larger formations were usually armed with halberds. This was done, as I explained, to give them an advantage against trained knights who would have been skilled at swordsmanship.
>>73489320
That's the fucking point. They know they're in no real harm from the swords, so the weapons serve no purpose. Literally the only thing happening in these "battles" are people shoving each other onto the ground while hitting each other with blunt metal objects. The weapons serve no purpose. This event would have the exact same outcome without them as with them.
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>>73489231
Armor development ramped up significantly after 14th century, and men trusted their plate and could take hits. That's why weapon development lead to heavy blunt trauma weapons like maces, axes and polearms. When formations met, there was a lot of pummeling going on, and if you think otherwise you are an imbecile.
>durrrr I got a heavy metal thing and Im gonna smash it against his metal thing
Yes, exactly. If you honestly belive they paired off with swords to do fencing duels, then i don't know what to say to you. Kill yourself maybe?

Further, no one is saying that this is some 100% recreation of how battles were fought. This is more akin to tournaments, where people fought with blunted weapons and had rules regarding shot placement.
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>>73489391
>joust
>melee

You seriously don't know shit.
Stop posting
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>>73489532
They are not allowed in his sport.
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>>73489583
>being this autistic
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>>73489214
Wanna go cunt?
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>>73489621
He said in the last thread he doesn't even practice fencing as a sport.
He only practices it as an art form.
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>>73489621
They actually are, have you started watching today? our team does it all the time.
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>>73489583
Are we watching the same thing? people are constantly being forced down by those axes
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>>73488787
is he alright?

>>73488829
is it because there is no multiculti shit? cmon niga. It's freedums, people do what they want
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>>73488711
Indeed. Time to cook up some pulled beef with this shit.
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>>73489391
>wouldn't go around drop kicking
Literally all martial arts have their version of dropkicking
It is fucking great too
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>>73489621
Lol, your best fighter is constantly kicking people in the 5v5
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>>73489412
>they started using maces, flails and halberds to do more damage to the enemy, not outrank him in sword fighting.
Oh shut the fuck up, you are talking completely out of your ass. I study fucking medieval history. Like, professionally, at the university level.

If you were literate and actually read medieval fencing manuscripts, you would know that with the development of plate armor, the German and Italian schools of fencing developed different ways of exploiting the weaknesses in plate armor. They didn't suddenly reduce down to "HURRR KICK HIM ON THE GROUND AND THEN RUN ONTO THE NEXT ONE"

My views do not come from movies, they come from historical fact.
>>73489431
Which is my problem with this. I would rather see one-on-one duels between opponents where the round is stopped when a significant "touch" is made (meaning the judges can reasonably assume that the strike would have caused significant damage) than a bunch of dudes just shoving and kicking each other over.

If they want to have a bunch of dudes doing that, fine, but don't pretend that it's what combat looked like in the Middles Ages.
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>>73489692
What a dreamy romantic
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>>73489724
from what cut? and why not pulled pork, a lot tastier imo.
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>>73489583
>That's the fucking point. They know they're in no real harm from the swords, so the weapons serve no purpose. Literally the only thing happening in these "battles" are people shoving each other onto the ground while hitting each other with blunt metal objects. The weapons serve no purpose. This event would have the exact same outcome without them as with them.
How would you hold an event like this that was more realistic and didn't end up with a bunch of dudes crippled for life?

They do use tactics if you haven't noticed maybe not historical ones.

you are like the guy from yesterday

You are having the same argument people who practice taekwondo and other martials arts have.

Also the only teams that seem to be up standards are Russians Poles and Ukranians , theres a huge powergap between them and the rest
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>>73489724
I should be sleeping because I have work tonight but im just going to get plastered and watch this i think
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>>73489763
youre still here? jesus man. shoo shooo
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what the fuck is this animal shit
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>>73489763
>I would rather see one-on-one duels between opponents where the round is stopped when a significant "touch" is made
Then why the fuck are you here?
This is a combat sport, not a fucking martial arts contest.
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>>73489763
>I study fucking medieval history. Like, professionally, at the university level
>Americuck university

kek go back to your femininist studies cuck you dont know shit
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