If trees could talk, what would they say?
>the jews did this
"SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN I DON'T LIKE FIRE"
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
I really want to fuck the cute tree over there, but I can't move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnYbsAVdkYw
>>73480024
LEAF ME ALONE!
>>73480024
(brushing sounds)
>>73480024
"ouch, heeeey"
They would bark at us
If a human dies in the desert and no one is around to hear. Is he a muslim?
>>73480024
>>73480024
>If trees could talk, what would they say?
Imagine thousands of voices begging for the sweet relief of death in a Canadian accent
>>73480783
>>73480939
>>73481066
kek
>>73480996
not funny...
>>73480024
1 in 7 plants on the planet would die if we cut off our current carbon emissions
They would say:
"Gas the kikes. Race war now. 1488"
>>73480024
#pinetreelivesmatter
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>>73481478
>not #BarkLivesMatter
lost opportunity
>>73481374
mah nigga
>captcha select all trees
>>73480024
Bush did 9/11
>>73480024
lay me down and sell me to austrians
AYO HOL UP
U MEAN U TELLIN ME
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WUZ
SEEDS N SHIET?
You know the reason people who are high on psychedelics hug trees? It's because they recognize, in that short amount of enlightenment, that trees are wise and contain lots of history.
"I don't give a fuck if you cut me down, i have already pollenated this forest and i have no nervous system therefore i don't feel pain"
>>73480024
I thought leafs were supposed to be shitposters.
>>73480024
Sikka sikka Slim Shady
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>>73483498
>>73480024
They'd fap when the wind'd blow
>>73480024
>thread about the leafy jew
literally who cares
>>73482886
Holy shit best pun on 4chan ever, and it looks unintentional lmfao
>>73480024
They would curse the white man for its shameless and wasteful consumption of resources, along with practically any other vegetation, animal, or resource in this planet.
Most native cultures around the world have elements in them which attempt to promote a balance with nature, the nature of the white chimp is to compete to consume the biggest amount of resources while getting profits.
>>73480024
Gas the bushes, plant war now!
I think they would bark.
>>73480024
"Fuck off, we're full"
>>73481128
No, Muslims deaths are very loud and tend to leave the corpse vaporised.
Who cares, they're just natural giant q-tips looks the same on top as it does below.
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>>73487386
Underrated
>>73480219
Kek
>>73480024
FUCKING HUMANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73482886
Underrated pun
reddit: the thread
>>73480024
Down with Canada.
>>73480024
REMEMBUH THE 700 GORILLION!
>oh gee, I think I have wood borers
>Is this soil additive-free?
>>73480024
>muh 6 treellions
>>73480408
>Chainsaws cannot cut through wood.
>>73480024
TIMBER!!!
>>73480024
shhh nothing personnel kid
>>73480024
poo in loo
What's the smartest tree in existence? What's the nigger in the tree world?
>>73480024
Deforestation? That's just some stupid myth perpetrated by sneaky beavers, we're fine. The tree race isn't in danger, you're spending too much time on faceroot™, get a life treeanon
>>73491434
Dont you mean TREEEEEEEEE
>>73480024
END:CIV!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hx-G1uhRqA
>>73480024
I'll tap the 3 green mana and summon a 3/3 grizzly bear. Your turn, human.
>>73494543
>There are trees everywhere!
>Trees? What do you mean there's trees out there?
>atleast I'm not a nigger
>>73480024
the last time someone heard grass made sounds, a young, intelligent good-boy named trayvon was gunned down by a savage white man.
I think its best we don't listen to the trees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29kcLy37IhY
Into Music, songs by composer Alexandrov "Holy War", on the Red Square enter the state flag of the Russian Federation and the LEGENDARY VICTORY BANNER. Banner group of military battalion honor guard of the 154th detached commandant Transfiguration regiment passes near the parade line army division, tribunes with veterans and guests of honor. '71 Ago, during the battle for Berlin, the soldiers of the 150th Division Idritsa Sergeant Mikhail Yegorov and junior Sergeant Militon Kantariya hoisted the flag over the defeated Reichstag. Since then, this "attack flag" - is a VICTORY BANNER.
>>73480024
Ahhh! The birds keep on shitting all over me! Just fucking cut me down already!
