>RESULTS
http://ph.rappler.com/elections/2016/results
>CURRENT YEAR MAN CALLS DUTERTE "TRUMP OF THE EAST"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLo67AdKTQ0
>LIBKEKS REACT TO DUTERTE
>Skip to 3:27
https://youtu.be/dTB5KhEa1AE?t=3m27s
What the fuck are you doing here on 4chan? GTFO and vote already
Live updates
>ABias-CBN
http://news.abs-cbn.com/halalan2016/nation/05/08/16/halalan-2016-where-to-get-live-updates-election-results
>Rapeler
http://www.rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/live-updates-philippines-presidential-elections
>Clinton News Network
http://cnnphilippines.com/tags/topic/2016_Elections
Latest polls (SWS)
>Duterte 33%
>Poe 22%
>Roxas 20%
other news
>Populism and etc
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36223755
>Duterte Harry
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/08/philippines-duterte-harry-the-would-be-president-accused-of-using-death-squads
Free memes for everyone
>Fist Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDiaXYANolk
>ANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANO????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cZARremCoE
>Rape jokes and aussiebumms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgfC8xEIyFQ
>Putang ina nyo (Son of a bitch)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TldszXmG80
>The Duterte Finger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4b4hIdsFjc
Documentary dump
>Al Jewzeera on Duterte (FRONTRUNNER!!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NrIcuBf7iU
>Mar Roxas - The fucking liberal guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thCDBol528E
>Angulo; Miriam Defensor Santiago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCqn3TJkXS4
>>73479808
1st for Duterte
2nd for:
>dead presidential candidate got 16 votes
sauce: partial/unofficial tally
1st for duterte
2nd for mar
>Philippine Trump
So even current year man doesn't use Drumpf? What was the point then?
>>73479903
Fuck
>>73479869
Is pinoyland doomed if he becomes president?
Iboto niyo si Mar Roxas dahil siya'y tapat at kagalang-galang na tao. Subok na ang katapatan at husay niya bilang lider. Naaalala niyo ang nangyari nung Bagyong Yolanda? Diba pinakita niya ang kanyang galing at talino? Kaya naniniwala ako na pag siya ang nanalo ipagpapatuloy niya ang Daang Matuwid na sinimulan ng the best Filipino President on the history na si PNoy. Wag natin pahintulutan na mahalal ang isang diktator at isang Marcos sa Gobyerno. Iboto niyo si Roxas kung gusto niyong magkaroon ng tunay at totoong pagbabago.
ROXAS BTFOOOO hahahahha
>>73479922
Guess the merch stopped selling
>>73479948
>>73479830
what's his trump card?
>>73479616
> 11. Ralph Recto (perennial candidate)
> 12. Leila De Lima (justice secretary)
> 13. Martin Romualdez
> 14. Francis Tolentino (former MMDA chairman)
> 15. Sergio Osmena III (perennial candidate)
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Tell me why
>>73479808
Mabuhay ang Pilipinong proletariat
magtago na ang mga makasalanang burgis
>>73480002
Don't underestimate what the Yolanda funds can do.
tomorrow its going to be shitstorm
this shit would take at least 4days to count.
>>73479928
depends. I will go out and make a National Catholic political party if he jacks shit with the Catholic Church
Viva las islas filipinas!
>>73479808
Xth for Tang Ina Ma Bobo
>>73479948
mup di da doo thum muhfuggen bix nood. Get out of my country gook
>>73479948
BAGONG PATAY
A
G
O
N
G
P
A
T
A
Y
>>73480002
Literally Donald Trump.
>>73480086
Singapore is nice place. Living under the Lee monarchy is nice.
australian cuck news reported today duterte has death squads that execute criminals on the street is this true?
Is this in ARMM right?
>>73479808
> My maid legitimately compares this 72 year old gangster to Lee Kuan Yew.
When will the brown people learn?
>>73480139
whats with this bagong patay meme
>>73480183
yes
>>73480183
I think that's true. Unlike us they don't commemorate executed drug dealers.
>>73480180
Indeed. I am loving this.
>>73479922
He didn't use Drumpf either when he talked about the Trump Wall on his show.
The only ones still using that is pic related.
GAIJINS GET OUT OF THIS THREAD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sdfgdfbdfsg
>>73480180
You have to say that. If you said otherwise there might be consequences. Because you are a slave and the monarchy is your master.
Suddenly Pinoys
>>73479808
My gf is a filipina and she hasn't stopped making jokes about Duterte being trump
I told her that by the sounds of things Trump is a better candidate and she got kinda mad
>>73480183
There are vigilantes that kill alleged criminals, but are they connected to Duterte? We may never know.
>>73480183
>execute criminals on the street
not publicly but secretly killing them.
>>73480333
make it on a site that isn't 90% anglosphere then
>>73480346
t. Lieutenant Dan Wilkins
>>73480365
He literally admitted to being connected to them.
>>73480333
Wharton Graduate si Mar Roxas kaya di ka magtataka kung saan nanggaling ang katalinuhan niya't husay. Eh si Dudirty? Hahaha!
Iboto niyo si Mar Roxas!
>>73479928
>Duterte-Marcos
This is what I'm expecting.
>>73479808
>>73479808
>patrols city himself
>responded to complaint by bar owner over man smoking illegally
>sat down next to man and pointed a 357 snub nose revolver at mans crotch
>told man he could either lose his testicles, got to jail, or eat his cigarette
Holy Fuck this man is based
![CiAVOzdUkAEwHWQ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eSRo4zH.jpg "CiAVOzdUkAEwHWQ[1].jpg")
>>73479808
hehehehee look at how brown they are
redpill me on the winner
is he based or cu.cked?
I hope you guys can MPGA
>>73480466
>Roxas
>Duterte
>it's actually close
Godammit, Reddit.
>>73480410
Who is that?
Si Dudirty ba kayang magbuhat ng sako ng sibuyas? Hindi. Si Roxas ba? Oo. Roxas for President!
>>73480466
>1%
Roxas will win
News here keep calling him Trump of the Philippines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR7ljdukdlU
Wtf why do they have Mexican names
>>73480509
>again
>Marcos up by 22,734 votes against Robredo
Sauce: top text of >>73480466
Will I still be able to pump and dump filipinas if Duterte wins?
>>73480333
If you get to invade my country I get to invade your threads
>>73480509
>MPGA
>A
anon I...
>>73480585
Spanish colonization.
>>73480592
Hey now Ladyboy-chan let's not be rude.
Reading in my morning paper that Binay is undergoing currption charges. Why would anyone vote for this guy?
>>73480570
dude okay. i already voted for roxas. first thing i did this morning. polls are closed now shut up
>>73480645
>roxas
cuck
I have a feeling that Roxas gonna upset Digong.
>92,509 precincts
>87 precincts(0.09%) got counted
keep praying lads who's going to win.
>>73480645
Roxas wins again.
CANT SUBVERT THE DUTERTE
>>73480592
It's certainly better than ladyboy land.
>>73480585
The Philippines and Mexico have very little differences aside from location and language.
Fuck Duterte Doubled Roxas in numbers
>>73480606
yes but ladyboys only
![CiAWfy7U4AA2OrG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iHBQMyp.jpg "CiAWfy7U4AA2OrG[1].jpg")
the sauce of these numbers updates every ten minutes
>>73480697
I voted for her knowing full well what would happen.
I don't think I wasted my vote either.
>>73480643
Jolibee
Any presidential candidate who promised to fix our garbage internet? Most expensive for slowest speeds is just sad.
>>73480570
>Muhukad sa baso
>Muinom sa plato
>>73480753
>Duterte-Marcos is happening
Bobo amputa
Is this an actual straight up presidential election right now? Or just some kind of preliminary thing? Are you guys actually going to get your Trump in office before us?
Fuck that's not fair.
The Marcos legacy is alive and well with Bongbong and Sandro.
>>73480803
Don't forget his wife
Not from Philipines but excited for the Punisher to become president. Go Duterte!
>Villanueva now above Drilon
so whose fault is it that duts is winning? mar's or poe's?
>>73480823
Reminds me when Erap won.
>>73480753
sa Luzon palng ba yan?
>>73480697
What were the odds for meteor strike?
>>73480724
Not my country so I'm not offended in the slightest, but if it's so bad then why do so many flips come here for work
>>73480643
He's kept telling everyone that he's poor and knows the hardship of poverty while trying to explain all the huge properties he inherited from his dad.
>>73480772
I wish I could vote for Miriam but I can't on principle because she's in the HATE SPEECH IS NOT FREE SPEECH camp.
Flipland seems like a meme nation.
>>73480863
the voters
>>73480792
>Tfw recently had a business trip to Singapore and Hong Kong the internet speed was really good. They also had MRT.
God damn why can't we be Singapore tier good.
Riding the MRT for the first time made me realise how shit our country is.
>>73480846
Got to protect that legacy
>>73480876
Nationwide; overseas excluded
>>73480845
I could never understand why the U.S. has primaries.
Seems unnecessary.
>>73480866
Everyone wanted Erap to win though
No one gave a shit about De Venecia, Roco, Lim or anyone
Then the reality set in that Erap is a dumbfuck and his war in Mindanao shat on our still fragile economy
>>73480863
Trillanes.
wala man lang sa top 20 si based palparan
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>73480901
That's funny coming from New Memeland.
>>73480848
kek
>>73480894
>Sexpat
Literally scum of the Earth.
>>73480931
Now everyone (majority) wants Duterte to win.
Or rather, everyone wants Roxas to lose.
Newer results link because the cRappler link in the OP dues not work for me: http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/eleksyon2016/
>>73480904
Can you torrent there with abandon?
ABS-CBN Partial results
>http://halalanresults.abs-cbn.com/
>>73480848
I actively despise Korina, especially the debacle with the typhoon and Japan. Fucking disgraceful.
Who /Duterte/ here?
>>73481045
Is Roxas the one winning in ABS-CBN's results?
That would be worth a chuckle.
>>73480911
They have primaries because the parties are huge and in theory mean something. While our political parties are just distinct donor pools and determine their representative internally.
>>73481054
You guys need to work on finding a Trump to elect, you're getting way too Sweden lately.
>>73481083
Nah they cant do that.
>WE ARE THE 2%
>LITERALLY
FUCKING KEK!!!!! LIBTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH!1
>>73480997
Yeah, why are so many flips sexpats?
Seems odd, I'd figure they could just buy the cheap pussy back home.
>>73480848
Tsinelas na may pangalan niya.
>>73480997
One of your countrywomen tells me how great my dick is every night. You mad?
>>73481031
I didn't torrent anything but streaming Youtube videos at 1080p instantly meanwhile here I struggle to stream 360p at times.
But riding the MRT literally blew my mind. I mean why can't we have effective MRT's in every city. I know it's costly but if Europe did it 200 years ago why can't we?
>>73481156
Yeah, they tend to do that to keep the money flowing Kim.
>ABIAS-CBN News refusing to report the ballot photo situation with KATHNIEL (libtard faggots) on TV
>>73481120
ONLY BINAY
:^)
DAW
FUCKING KEK!!!!! HE'S LEADING! HOLY SHIT
THE FUCKING MADMAN DID IT
FUCCK IM CRYING
>>73481200
I'm not Korean
>>73481229
Then get out of their country.
>>73480581
>the way she pronounces Duterte
Muh dick.
>>73481217
I forgot:
>Robin Padilla (mud) showing off a shaded part of his ballot
>results just update
Turn on TV5
>>73481156
No because my Filipina friends tell me how small dicked Coreans are.
If you go to clubs here you could literally see Corean women with Filipino guys.
It's literally hilariously.
So much for Corean "superiority".
>>73481130
Never heard of Flips going to Thailand to get ficki ficki.
You could literally have sex with a prostitute here for $10.
>>73481227
I wonder what's the next step in Trillanes's master plan.
>>73481263
Philippines is under many foreign nation's pocket. It's that bad here and hopefully Duterte will fix it by first disciplining the countrymen.
>>73481217
the results are more important that celeb fuck ups
>>73481310
>Duterte will fix it
I have some bad news for you, familia.
>>73481309
PROBABLY CRASH ANOTHER HOTEL AGAIN
>DU30 - over 1 million
>Marcos and Robredo at 1 million each but their rankings does not change
>>73480581
why jap news mentioned flip politics?
Japan doesn't have that much flip immigrants.
>>73481156
Yes. I want to be the one to tell you how great your dick is every night.
>>73481130
Maybe they're looking for girly dicks
Where is George Soros in all of this?
He owns Smartmatic btw.
HOLY SHIT. EVERY LIBKEK IS ON DAMAGE CONTROL
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
THEY'D MOVE OUT OF THIS COUNTRY
HOLY SHIT
HAHAHAHAH
>Hontiveros now above Zubiri
>15 senatorial candidates at 1 million votes each
>>73481409
Duterte is close to Japs. Mintal (a district of Davao City) was once dubbed as Little Tokyo. Davao City has also a sister city in Japan and Vladivostok iirc
>>73481409
Japan doesn't have that much immigrants period, but we're labor exporters and they need their caregivers and nurses for their aging population.
>>73481464
>THEY'D MOVE OUT OF THIS COUNTRY
Can they even afford to? I thought flipland was really poor. I doubt every libfuck could afford to move somewhere else.
![CiAZ093UgAAs4bL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Os2DSVa.jpg "CiAZ093UgAAs4bL[1].jpg")
Here's the updated tally folks
Libtards
>>73481540
FUCK WRONG IMAGE
Mar on suicide watch
hey at least the bakla is gone
>>73481306
I asked why so many come here for work.
Just deflecting you calling me a sexpat, but I'm actually a student.
>>73481409
There are at least 300 thousand flips here. Most of the workers of huge car manufacturers like Suzuki and Toyota are Brazilian,Filipino and Peruvians who have Japanese ancestry.
MABUHAY ANG PILIPINAS
>>73481535
>>73481581
ROXAS ON SUICIDEWATCH
PEENOGNOG ON SUICIDEWATCH
>>73481646
Can I get a Japanese wife?
Nasang stage na kayo?
>>73481389
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>73479808
laffin because in 50 years ypur population will be shitted up even further by the sons of sons of squatters.
genocide when?
It's hillarious to think coconut tree climbers place their hopes and dreams in a filo politician to save them, because citizens can't mobilize to save themselves,
koreans are disgusting gooks, yet somehow they were able to rebuild the south from rubble and make it what it is today.
what did filo do? please share with everyone the gameplan to fix philippines, I'd love to hear it and the timeline over which it will be fixed by.
maximum kek.
>>73481709
Testing
>>73481635
Because we're poor and a lot of Sexpats in Thailand pay good money for shitty poor used pinay pussy.
>>73481696
>not going to clubs frequented by foreigners.
It's literally the day and age of free foreign pussy.
>>73481747
Trying to hide your Aussie secrets when you turned a Penal Colony into livable space.
>>73481782
I just want a pure, qt Japanese wife just like in my animes
>>73481672
MABUHAY ANG NPA
>>73481581
Where are you getting this from?
Duterte/Marcos
Y'all are fucked. RIP Philippines
>>73481696
You could try.
>>73481843
"Livable space" isn't exactly an accurate term for Australia.
>GMA and TV5 on commercial break while the tally is once again updated
>1 DUTERTE, RODY 1,311,236
>2 POE, GRACE - 757,055
>3 ROXAS, MAR - 748,482
>4 BINAY, JOJO - 457,575
>5 DEFENSOR SANTIAGO, MIRIAM - 149,973
>6 SEÑERES, ROY - 1,923
source: http://halalanresults.abs-cbn.com/
>>73481852
>pure
>japanese
They're cute alright however they smoke a shit ton.
They have shitty teeth and they aren't pretty.
You should go for the better Japanese hafus..
Pic related.
>>73481948
holy fuck is that true?
Why do Jap girls like flips?
>>73481948
>20% filipino
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>73481993
See >>73481990
I'll wait for screencaps
>>73481995
>Japanese hafus
No thanks, I rather much a true Japanese
>>73481945
What's wrong with Duterte?
>>73482023
That's for women
Jap men marry monkey women
At least 1% of Jap women marry monkey men
![CiAcDu-VIAARw1q[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8MAiZeP.jpg "CiAcDu-VIAARw1q[1].jpg")
Presidential tally updated
>>73482057
Commie sympathizer. Death squads. Erratic.
Marcos is Marcos. Corrupt asf just like his dictator father
>>73482057
Murrika can't put a leash on Duterte. Or atleast it might take awhile.
>>73481944
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/eleksyon2016/results#.dpuf
>>73482121
>can't put a leash
Manila Spring 2017
Pick duetre and be proud of yourselves for once in your life
t. Indonesian
>>73482006
you got it backwards fag
>>73481995
Like the half-nigger Miss Japan?
>>73481843
200,000 smart filos moved here or were born here and never went back, you government calls them "heros" but only when they retain their passport and remit, otherwise no. l0l.
ask the second gen aussie filos what tuey think of phils. a bitter pill to be swallowed, if you had the means to hear their feedback.
>>73482141
There's a chance.
It's still to early though to assume though.
>>73482116
Turns one of if not the most crime heavy cities in the nation around by arming and training the populace. He literally couldn't be better.
>>73481961
It doesn't fit Canada either tbf, you're both squished onto the borders of your meme countries
>>73482083
I know, i didnt misread the graphs m8
just wondering why people marry monkeys
>>73482104
ROXAS BTFO
BOW DOWN TO THE
>>73481464
>both American liberals and Filipino liberals move to Canada after their respective Trumps win
>>73482205
>a bitter pill to be swallowed
I doubt it.
>>73482052
For some reason I prefer Corean women and they're a lot of them here.
>>73482197
>nigger
>good with anything.
Anything + half nigger looks disgusting.
Which is the best winner for most amount of butthurt and happening.
>>73482302
>Corean women
Don't want my girls in plastic
>>73482299
By that I mean we see how shit this country is
>>73480410
Y..you ain't got no legs lieutenant dan
>>73482006
Philippine pub is popular here. Most here visit it since it's quite hospitable.
>>73482225
Killing kids and poor squatters.
Letting go of chink drug dealers.
>wew
>Isko Moreno Domagoso gets about 1 million votes
is it happening boys?
>>73482298
Fuck how could I miss this.
PASOK SI DICK
>>73482298
Please no, we don't have our own Trump candidate to kick them all out.
>>73482121
why leashing tho? Trump's isolationist policies is perfect. Trump will definitely respect other countries sovereignty opposed to what the establishment did
>>73482322
They make muh dick feel good to be honest.
Nice, Hairy, and wet just the way I like it.
>>73482361
Duterte isn't a nationalist
>there was a riot in Datu Unsay, Maguindanao over allegations of flying votes and other cheating
>>73482380
Trudeau will welcome them with open arms
![CiAdvw0VAAA7U9x[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xdgLmMv.jpg "CiAdvw0VAAA7U9x[1].jpg")
>Robredo and Drilon inching closer
>>73482434
Exactly. He's a commie. Add in a corrupt VP who's a stones throw away from a dictator, y'all are fucked.
>>73482434
>Commie
>favors BBL
Indeed.
>>73482434
>not nationalist
Yeah, a deep value on the Philippine flag iand Philippine sovereignty against Globalism isnt nationalist right....
>>73482306
it should be Duterte. Mudlim and commie rebels will go crazy and attack another city if he loses. Maybe, those bomb scares in Manila aren't jokes.
>>73482380
Well, think of it this way. Instead of mass rapes you'll get mass cucks.
>>73482451
Exactly the issue and at the moment we have no-one to stop him. We have literally no Nationalist party unless you count Don Andrews 5 vote skinhead party.
>>73482548
If Duerte wins will we have a lot of habbening threads?
>>73482205
most flips outside of Philippines thinks flipland government is shit, same goes for the ones who live here.
>>73482306
Marcos
>>73482602
>Neo Sweden.
>>73482607
Couple of threats of a coup. Comfy happening thread
>>73482602
It sounds like you're doomed to become a liberal utopia of tolerance and diversity, just like Detroit!
Mga gaputanginang liberals to sobrang makasarili.
Ayaw nilang baguhin sarili nila lahat ng bagay sinisisi sa iba kaya ayaw nila si Duterte eh
PUTANG INA!!!
>>73482482
>they werent already fucked and about to be more fucked as each decade passes, as they consistantly have.
the fuckedness is accelarating exponentially in line with uncontrollable population growth.
africa 2.0 asian edition, nobody cares about the spanish, fools. the world does not fucking care, filo bubble live'rs, nobody cares.
props that you worship whites though, even if you will admit just to the woman, white power all the way.
now shine my shoes :)
>>73482607
None because no one gives a shit about the Philippines except for Filipinos
PRESIDENT
1. DUTERTE - 1,433,767
2. POE - 831,619
3. ROXAS - 819,674
4. BINAY - 504,997
5. DEFENSOR-SANTIAGO - 164,756
6. SEÑERES - 2,101
VICE PRESIDENT
1. MARCOS - 1,399,512
2. ROBREDO - 1,213,106
3. CAYETANO - 498,796
4. ESCUDERO - 420,193
5. TRILLANES - 71,397
6. HONASAN - 61,754
>>73482768
>butthurt
kek
>>73482780
this desu senpai
>tfw all these sea monkeys jizzing over jap girls
>>73482775
Look an Aussie shitposter.
>t. American
>>73482862
A BIG FAT WASTE
Next update from the transparency server incoming...
>>73482870
>kebab poo
>>73482870
>Paki
Where da English slags at innit?
>>73482868
Why does Marcos Bongbong look like your average molester from JAV
>>73482541
if by that standard then I guess we're all nationalists.
>>73482961
Careful, Pakis are mayors now
>>73482987
of course
>>73482985
There's a rumor that his dad was of partial Japanese ancestry.
False, IIRC
>>73482985
Well, look at his father.
>bisayashits getting giddy about federalism
LAMAO once NCR subsidy stops because duh federalism, your shitholes will go worse
meanwhile NCR income is actually invested for the betterment of the NCR
i didnt vote for duts but i want federalism cuz i hate promdis
who will win manila major?
will eri neeman host it?
>>73482992
kek
>Robredo 2nd
no fuck , Marcos might lose
Guys, what do you say?
>>73482985
I think he has a chink/jap blood in him.
Look at his father and it's more obvious.
>>73482298
Stop giving me a boner.
Guys keep praying for our kaing to win this election
#BinayRama
>>73482992
and ambassadors
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asif_Ahmad
>>73483100
"be my gf pls"
If that doesn't work I masturbate and go to sleep.
>>73483031
>>73483039
>>73483106
Ah I see
i actually have the solution for you guys. genocide your population down to about 5 million and rebuild.
it will be bloody, no doubt, and it will take some real balls, not peanuts, sorry for sharing the only solution that will achieve anything of note.
its pretty obvious vomiting out babies isnt working very well in combo with less than 1% GDP investment in education.
So will you grab your machetes? or will you cry to yourself at night and ask God "why", I promise God wont fix jack shit for you, you need to fix shit yourself,
so, what will you do?
>>73483146
He's the UK ambassador to our country.
>>73483100
she's a naive little tumblr middle-class pseudo-stateside retard.
but the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
>>73483130
Fugh. Osmena is leading.
Kayata atong paing mayntag maka daug!
>>73483072
Fuck off tagalogcuck.
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AROUND VISAYAS AND THE TAGALOG WILL PAY FOR IT.
>>73482434
isn't he big on federalism?
That's often a code word for separatism
>>73483100
It's Erap all over again.
When will the impeachment attempts start?
