CROOKED HILLARY UPDATES
>Hillary Clinton: Welcome to the Trump Jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
>WEAK Hillary Heckled Off Stage in LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydB6Sn75BdI
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
http://www.sos.state.nm.us/Voter_Information/Voter_Registration_Information.aspx
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
>Rally Spokane, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHplocNJIk8
INTERVIEWS
>Manafort on Fox 5/8/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwKXKrW01ps
>Trump on NBC 5/8/16
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MHIp7LKOi18
>Trump on ABC 5/8/16
https://youtu.be/-Hp-MkNBxjA
ENTERTAINMENT
>2007: Trump Introduces Texas Tech Football Team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szVtpex-8ss
>Trump of War Crooked Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtop_jbleoQ
>Hillary Panders to Hispanics w/ Mariachi Band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwFNFjL8SQ
>Trump: American Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-X3BVxySLo
>Best of Trump – Omaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHjTtFkTz7k
>Drumpf Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJA520GXFZU
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
SGOPET
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://unitingfortrump.com/
http://rallyfortrump.com/
PREVIOUS
>>73466830
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
Awoo!
First for Tiff
where is the new trump on sean hannity interview?
Poor Bill. Someone get him to a hospital.
no need to vote guys. trump is already the nominee. stay home and wait for the general
>>73471224
i've been looking for it
>>73471226
Can you shoop him as a leper
>>73471226
IN THE LAST 7 DAYS
Monday
>Glenn Beck begins failed fast
>Says he’ll be suicidal if Cruz loses Indiana
>Hillary says she wants a 50/50 men and women cabinet
>Cruz gets shamed by Trump protestors on national TV
>Hedi Cruz is asked if Ted is the zodiac killer
Tuesday
>Trump trolls Cruz by saying Cruz’s father knew Lee Harvey Oswald
>Cruz tries to play tough guy
>Trump wins Indiana and Cruz drops out
>Trump his 56% approval among GOP voters
>Kasich tries to fundraise off Cruz loss
Wednesday
>Kasich drops out
>Glenn Beck fails to make good on his suicide promise
>Vicente Fox apologizes to Trump
>Trump begins working with RNC to plan convention
>Everyone who ran being considered as potential VP except Jeb! and Lindsey Graham
Thursday
>Romney, George HW and W Bush say they will not attend convention
>Noonan: Conservatives love to throw conservatives out of conservatism; it’s like an ancestral tic
>Trump tells New York Times the 4 things he’ll do in his first 100 days
>Trump tweets pic of himself eating a taco bowl and says I love Hispanics!
>no guac
>Paul Ryan refuses to back Trump when asked on CNN
Friday
>Trump trolls Elizabeth Warren
>Bill Kristol begins pushing Romney to run 3rd party
>Obama comments on taco bowl pic
>Jeb! says he won’t vote for Trump or Hillary
> Beck: God will judge you when you die for voting for Trump
Weekend
>Reince Penis: Trump puts several states, like Michigan, into play
>NY Post: Trump will troll his way to the White House
>Trump considers ousting Ryan as convention chair
>Kerry tells grads to prepare for “borderless world”
>Cruz campaign: We would have won if Rubio hadn’t refused VP spot
Maybe it wouldn't hurt to attempt to snoop and find what information we can on the deaths surrounding the Clinton Mafia. There's so many that even bringing to light what's already known to the public constantly can do nothing but her hurt image.
I don't know. It also makes me fearful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cup60p9pii8
>>73471268
>>73471226
what is wrong with Aids Clinton?
>>73471142
Didnt Beck confirm that OP pic was the final straw for rato's campaign dieing?
>>73471229
>YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE A LEADER?
>>73471278
I don't think that eye makeup does very well for her, makes her look egyptian
>>73471229
>>73471278
is mika still for trump?
joe is obviously a worthless cuck now.
but does the donald still like mika
>>73471261
Nope. Dont feel like googling lesions and necrosis right now.
>>73471278
>>73471213
She just needs some big ole titties tbqh. Love the petite yet stacked look.
Do you think there's a chance Clinton will refuse/boycott a debate against Trump, declaring it a protest against the rhetoric he uses?
>>73471226
>>73471268
Donald is older than him.
>>73471321
Coronary disease.
Pretty advanced from the looks of his eyes.
>>73471226
Somebody got death paneled by Hillary. He is exceeding is usefulness, if she offs him, then speaking of his/her improprieties will look bad.
>>73471378
Mika is extremely conflicted about Donald.
On one hand she supports Shillary and is repulsed by some of Donald's plans.
On the other she thinks people are still underestimating him and he's more powerful than everyone who tries to take him down.
In other words, wet.
>>73471418
No because that would show extreme weakness.
She has no choice.
What's the first thing you'll do to celebrate when Trump is elected as POTUS?
>>73471418
No, she'll appear weak and that's the last thing she wants against Trump.
If anything, I expect her to play it up as this "I'm challenging this demagogue's hateful rhetoric of divisiveness" or some shit.
>>73471418
No. She's in desperation mode. If non college educated whites become a homogenous voting block. Its over for decades.
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/9-things-every-voter-america-needs-know-about-donald-trump/
Her entire campaign site looks like a buzzfeed article.
are 'top 10' lists the only way liberals can process information? even then half this list is breddy gud.
>>73471467
She wants to stay liberal publically, but wants Trump to knock on the door in the middle of the night and tell know one what happened. Not watching msnbbc tho
>>73471561
Buzzfeed is half her campaign. Disgusting how many women have it on their phones.
>>73471561
>Her entire campaign site looks like a buzzfeed article
That's actually a clever move on their part.
She's still a demon that must be slayed.
>>73471533
Prepare for the chimpout.
>>73471378
yeah, one day this past week she defended Trump on some stuff and mentioned that the pundits didn't know Donald Trump. She also defended something between her and Trump by saying "that's an inside joke between me and Donald." Even if she doesn't agree with all Trump's policies I think she's close enough to Trump personally that she'll always be friendly
>>73471416
She has 'em, but doesn't show 'em off in many pictures
>>73471347
I think it works for her but I know what you mean some women go way overboard. Plus I think the darker shadow helps her look tough and lets her be taken more seriously.
Being hilarious or a straight shooter does not make one a credible president. I'm thinking you all are grossly misunderstanding exactly what the leader of a country does and what qualities they need to possess.
In any case, Trump has NO chance to win the general election. Absolutely zero. Which is only marginally worse than Cruz, so Repubs are screwed either way because it will be at least another 4 years with a "weak" Democratic president.
The only possible way The Donald could even make it interesting is if he completely tones himself down, starts speaking to the issues, stops vilifying immigrants, really really talks nice about women and gives the public an actual plan of action rather than soundbites.
The problem is that if he does that, he loses touch with the children of /pol/ who think he should be president because he's, like, you know, hilarious and stuff.
People that vote for Bernie will end up voting for Clinton when she wins. People that Vote for Kasich, and Ted Cruz will not vote for Trump in the same numbers. The republicans are infinitely more divided and it will hurt them in a real election.
The Primaries will not be like the actual election. The anti-trump & Democratic groups are larger than the pro-trump group. He will get beaten.
Donald is going to get shredded in the general debates, and I say that as someone who detests Hillary. She's too calm, poised and manipulative.
>>73471257
Pretty sure it was a re-run?
Hannity is getting shelled after endorsing Trump, especially by Pepe loving Cheri Jacobus.
https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus/status/728420855563309056
>>73471713
Donald needs to flip 3 states to win.
He's gonna win.
>>73471226
>>73471278
Friday
>Obama comments on taco bowl pic
> Beck: God will judge you when you die for voting for Trump
Weekend
>Kerry tells grads to prepare for “borderless world”
>Cruz campaign: We would have won if Rubio hadn’t refused VP spot
Missed all these, thanks man
>>73471646
>suicide bombs kill 39 in Pakistan
holy shit US news is so fucking surreal.
>>73471713
oh fuck i now have a #HardJohnson4Johnson
>>73471713
We're not Republicans though, our loyalty only lies with Trump.
>>73471418
It was mentioned on Fox this morning that she may skip the debates, but I cant fn source it. I hope she does. It'll be her death.
>>73471713
"Presidential" is a definition with a meaning that is constantly shifting.
What does it really mean? The most charismatic candidate. That's it. Clinton was more charismatic than Bush/Dole, Bush was more charismatic than Gore/Kerry, Obama was more charismatic than McCain/Romney...
Gee, I wonder who is more charismatic between Donald and Hillary?
>>73471827
We're a different kind of twisted, ausanon. Are you enjoying the show from your end?
>>73471775
Hannity is a #NeverHillary guy.
The fact people are still giving him shit for endorsing literally the only republican left is fucking ridiculous and makes me want to gas the the #NeverTrump cult more and more.
>Trump's stance on space: The government should not fund space travel
WHY
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE DONALD
WHY
>>73471278
Sexy anime for you, good work!
Just curious, what is the rest of /Trump Gen/ fueling themselves with tonight?
>>73471226
>>73471268
>>73471229
What did Obama say about Trump's taco bowl picture? Is it just the "it's not a reality contest" bullshit?
>>73471913
Johnny walker blue label oooooo yeeaaahhh
>>73471913
>>73471894
link?
>>73471942
Pretty much, though he's been on plenty of reality TV himself since becoming president
>>73471913
nice book though
>>73471893
>One 90 degree turn and color change
>>73471913
>Have jar full of kalamata olives I want to eat
>I can only eat 2 before the sour destroys my palate.
I would make the sickest Greek Salad right now, but these olives are fucking hardcore.
>>73471672
B-bros.....how many Chads have released their steaming hot semen deep inside of Tiffany's holes....I can't bear to think of it ;_;
So has there actually bee any in depth polling on how the electoral map is shaping up for a Trump vs Hillary race?
like which swing states Trump is winning and which ones he's losing in?
>>73471942
honestly who cares? It's all background noise at this point.
Obama talks about Trump too much. It's perplexing kinda.
>>73471913
I'm hungry. Send me that pickle, please.
>>73471893
Agreed.
He's the only mainstream commentator I can stand these days.
>>73471827
We see this shit so often we don't even think about it. While a lot of countries have a problem with underexposure of radical Islam, America has an overexposure
>>73471827
>holy shit US news is so fucking surreal.
How so?
>>73471892
ELSA THREAD?
>>73471913
Just made two bacon and fried egg sandwiches.
>>73471980
Obama's a fucking hypocrite, he did the same exact fucking thing as Donald to get elected, only he appealed to the SJW smug hipster crowd instead of the /pol/ and populist/nationalist types.
>>73471293
Be very careful. She can easily add to the list.
>>73471894
It's over, Trump has betrayed us
>>73471713
I've been watching the Clintons and
the Donald for many years. Get hyped for
Hillary's defeat if you can't for a Trump victory.
If you dislike her you're in for a pleasant surprise.
>>73472002
>Greek salad
Kalamata is where it's at.
Now I want feta, damn you anon.
>>73471894
What's wrong with Spacex?
Is Kek watching over me?
Crooked hillary is weak bantz...
needs to be something like:
Shits her pantsuit hildebeast
"Depends" on hildebeast...
ya know?
>>73471913
Had some chicken teriyaki and now I'm just drinking this.
Doesn't have much flavor, but I ran out of Snapple.
>yes I drink lady shit
>>73472111
He didnt appeal to the hipsters, he appealed to the general mass of retards with his "Muh First Black Prez"
Now Shillary is attempting "Muh First Womyn Prez", but 8 years of Obama really fucked her over.
>>73471913
Rum
>>73471913
RIP anon.
>>73472101
>source: smg delta
>smg delta
>smg
>smug
>>73472208
Try the coconut one. I thought it was really good.
>>73472111
I agree on all points.
>>73472124
Yeah. I need something to do between spring and summer semesters so this will give me something to do for a bit I suppose.
>>73472101
The Don is fucking smart with money. We need that kind of efficient spending.
>>73472208
>bai
Worth buying, or overpriced?
>>73472163
I have 2 boxes of crumbled feta.
U jelly?
>>73471816
Dont forget Hillary Mariachigate kek
Do you guys think Gingrich would be a good choice for VP?
>>73472228
I wish I had some alcohol, but I am holding back until the end of the college quarter.
>>73472228
Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PaqShTPlss
>>73472351
Yes.
>>73472351
yes
>>73472351
Him or Guiana for me personally.
Though I think Trump may have a hard time if he picked Guliani, two new yorkers and all. I really don't know who he'll pick though
>>73472291
N-no.
>>73472351
I honestly have no idea who Trump's VP could be or who would be the best choice against a Clinton VP like Warren or Castro.
>>73472219
Well yeah, but the "Muh First [insert demographic[ Prez" meme is something that hipsters flock to in droves. Virtue signaling at its finest.
I said it before, but there's a simple reason I think Hillary can't win. Obama won because people wanted to vote for him. Hillary is almost completely counting on people to vote against Donald... you can't win without actual support, and she has a very small amount of true support compared to Donald.
>>73471913
Icehouse and some strain of diesel weed
>>73472351
Yes, with reservations. He is a little old.
>>73471418
No cause Trump will just invite Bernie.
>>73472445
He can't pick another New Yorker. Electoral college rules. Have to be from different states.
>>73472351
Yes, but he's rather old now.
>>73472277
The mango and peach ones are quite nice, have yet to try coconut.
Blueberry's ok, all the red ones taste a little like medicine.
I'd say they're a specialty drink based on the price, but you can get them in cases at Costco/any other warehouse store for cheap.
If you're like me and you binge drink calories, they're a nice replacement.
>>73472500
Ehhh not quite sure he is based, I think he is just mad he was thrown under the bus and now is just enjoying the carnage.
>>73471278
This guy is running to unseat Ryan and has bretty gud bantz
https://twitter.com/pnehlen/status/729308453903032320
Received Palin's endorsement. No comment on Trump that I'm aware of, which is good enough for me.
Also, both senators from NC are encouraging voters to support Trump in November as of yesterday. One (Richard Burr) is up for re-election.
Is there any sort of plan or organization here to create problems for Shillary?
Roger Stone's kinda working as an independent surrogate. Don's going to need help tearing down Shillary/Obongo.
>>73472532
Duly noted.
Much appreciated.
>>73472445
Guliani doesn't know enough people in Congress to help pass Trump's policies. Plus I think he likes his gig at Fox News
>>73472445
I don't think two New Englanders, particularly
NYers is a wise politocal maneuver.
I'm thinking a) Newt or b) Rubio
>>73472565
We are unpredictable and its best this way. Read between the lines.
>>73472178
It's gubment funded. As is Tesla. Elon Musk takes in millions in federal grant money.
>>73472459
Yes, its really just a waiting game until Hillary announces. Hopefully she'll pull a rato and announce early out of Bernie-related desperation.
>>73472525
Ah, I see. I'd like to think someone from the south then. As much of a rat Cruz was I still wish we could go back sometimes to the days when the Trump/Cruz ticket was THE ticket.
You think Trump would put on a show like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYLdQa-4M3o
>>73472500
Definitely with reservations, Hillary is too good at dealing with men who get off the reservation.
Why are there still voting things? He's the only candidate left.
>>73472651
Never. Only one was worse than Shillary and that's Cruz. Made everyone's skin crawl, that shitbag.
>>73472620
Carson stated a couple of days ago that robot would not be the VP.
That rumor needs to die already.
>>73472393
Good for you man. Good luck finishing it out. That drink will taste so much better once you're finished.
>>73472395
It's my liquor of choice famalam
Grooving to this though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb6NCdAVrr4
Shoutout to the anon who posted it in the TrumpGen a day or two ago. If you're here now let me know.
>>73472651
Rand could help pull VA/OH/PA imho he's been hitting clinton over the coal stuff and jobs pretty hard.
>>73471979
>>73472129
>>73472178
>Falling for a sourceless LEAF
Trump supports NASA and has in the past railed against Obama's cuts to NASA, though he believe in the private market.
Regarding space and the presidency, it's off the agenda in a "Maybe later" sort of sense, having said that rebuilding infrastructure and a strong economic base is more important right now, and that spending can come later.
>>73472351
Nah
Gingrich for Moon-Ambassador to the Astro-American Commonwealths
Wouldn't a 2076 happening now would ya?
>>73472711
Marla's 9/10.
Tiffany's a solid 7.5.
would ron paul VP be the biggest fuck you to conservatives?
Do you think paul ryan is throwing a bitch fit so he can be VP?
>>73472651
Jeff Session or maybe Tim Scott just to fuck with everyone.
>>73472669
Reservation, you say...
>>73472709
Same for Jim Webb. He said on Friday on Morning Joe that the VP would not be a Democrat
>>73472749
Except def some man hand situation going on
>>73472732
If the Manlet is who Trump thinks is best for November then he should choose him. It would help get Reddit off Bernie's cock, too. They love libertarians for some reason.
Personally, I think libertarians are a fucking cancer on the GOP but whatever Trump needs to do to win is fine by me.
>>73472565
see
>>73472626
If there is no uniformity then stopping us is like trying to hold a handful of sand, you may slow its escape but in the end it will escape.
>>73472500
>>73472529
He's only three years older than the Don.
Maybe Trump can choose someone else for his second term
>>73472565
I wish Trump would lump Obama and Clinton together more. Mention them together in the same sentence. Talk about how Hillary is more of the same. Clinton tries to lump herself with Obama already.
>>73472819
Libertarians are the Fedoras of the American right wing.
>>73472749
Marla is a 9/10 MILF that's for sure.
The rooftop had soaked in a whole days worth of relentless sunlight. The gravel top was a half step away from being bed of glowing coals. The soles of Matthew's boots didn't quite melt but they did give in to the heat and enveloped clusters of heated gravel into the warmed rubber. It was now on the cusp of evening and the blood orange dusk sun fell slowly below an army of black sky skyscrapers riding the horizon like the lower row of an old god's teeth. Down below in the deep ravines of city streets hordes of ants pulsed as they waved flags, lit parked cars aflame with moltovs, and rained fists and kicks to those who they deemed as their enemy. With hands in black gloves Matthew dragged a yellow extension cord from the opening of the rooftop door and dropped it next to a large satchel and long hard plastic box. Every moment the man of barely twenty one was calculated and full of confidence as if he had practiced for this day a million times over in his head. The latches of the satchel snapped off and a laptop within a large plastic bag was sleekly ripped from its confines. He placed the laptop down upon the satchel and connected the charger to the yellow extension cord. He then got up and briskly stalked over to the far corner of the square graveled rooftop and snatched up a green plastic fold-able table covered in pigeon shit and brought it back to where the rest of his items were. With a grunt he shifted and pressed down upon the table so some of the gravel went on top of the splayed feet of the green plastic shit covered legs and offered a modicum of stability.
>>73472846
Exactly. We don't rely on craigslist posts or soros fundraiser bullshit.
Their will be a meme behind every blade of grass.
>>73472620
Rubio would be a terrible pick for job performance, great for the election.
Trump said he wants someone who can help him get something through Congress and who is always at work. Considering his record (or lack thereof), I have a hard time believing Little Marco will get the job.
>>73472791
>>73472897
Brisk open palms sheered away piles of white pigeon shit from table then in the clear space the laptop was placed and young Matthew went to work setting up the high definition web-cam and microphone and high speed hotspot with quick mechanical slides into usb ports. Once connected to the internet his fingers were ablaze upon touch pad and keyboard as he simultaneously connected to a deepweb steaming site and created posts advertising his soon to be live-stream on seventy different websites. One of them being twitter under the handle #Letfreedomring. Once he used enough proxy posts to shill himself into a relative limelight he began to fiddle with his microphone and webcam. It took him two minutes to cancel out the constant ripping of wind infecting the input recording of the microphone. When he began canceling out the glare of the setting sun on the web-cam he paused for a moment to study his face. The bottom half of his pale youthful face was hidden beneath a black half belclava which started beneath his grey tee shirt and ended on the bride of his nose and under his ears. Only his eyes were revealed as a baseball cap covered his head. When he gazed into the eyes being shone upon the screen he halted the preparation.
Meanwhile on Real Time with Bill Maher
"There are two kinds of people in the world. People who are racist, sexist, xenophobic bigots who want to send progress back to the stone age..."
*crowd laughs*
"...and people who don't vote Republican"
*audience cheers loudly*
>>73472869
Doesn't he do that?
I thought one of the best lines in his FP speech was "I challenge anyone to explain the foreign policy of Obama-Clinton".
Honestly, how would you explain such a clusterfuck?
>>73472878
This. They're just awful.
>>73472932
The eyes that stared back through the lighted rectangle burned like sapphires. They were hard and unforgiving. They were foreign and Matthew wondered how long it had taken for them to go from warm and welcoming to being distant and intimidating. But as he asked himself that question the answer came like a lightening bolt.
'WHEN THEY KILLED YOUR FRIEND DURING A PHYSICS LECTURE BECAUSE HE WORE A TEE SHIRT AND A HAT THEY DIDN'T AGREE WITH! WHEN THEY DESTROYED YOUR CAR IN THE UNIVERSITY PARKING LOT BECAUSE OF A BUMPER STICKER! WHEN THEY BROKE INTO YOUR DORM ROOM AND LIT IT AFLAME BECAUSE OF YOUR SKIN COLOR! WHEN THEY SEND YOU DEATH THREATS EVERY DAY AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE! NOBODY SEEMS TO NOTICE! WHEN THEY GET YOU THROWN OUT OF COLLEGE BY FAKING A RAPE CLAIM BECAUSE YOU SUPPORT A POLITICAL PUNDIT THEY WANT DEAD! BECAUSE THEY WISH YOU DEAD! BECAUSE THEY WANT YOUR RACE TO DIE AND THEIR HISTORY TO BE ERASED! BECAUSE THEY HAVE FORMED A FEDERALLY FUNDED WARBAND AND ARE PURGING INNOCENT WHITE MALES FROM THIS CITY!'
>>73472709
Oh? Well, I can't imagine Cruz would
be up for it. Dr. Carson has his work
cut out for him.
>>73471913
Gin
>>73472869
He's only been the nominee for a few days. Give him time. I'm certain he will tie it all together.
>>73472351
Gingrich voted for NAFTA. That would be kinda bad. Otherwise he is a very good pick
>>73472983
Yep. That's why it's the big question right now. We won't know until the convention for sure.
>>73472869
He will.
I'm really, reeeeeally hoping that Obongo starts campaigning for Hillary in the late summer/fall. It would help Trump immensely.
>>73472936
I watched the last episode because queen ann was on, holy shit Dan Savage is a retarded faggot in the literal sense.
>>73472749
Tiffany needs to get better eye makeup. Her nose bridge and eyes are close together and the dark eyeliner doesn't do anything to flatter her face. She'd be 10/10 with a makeup artist who knew what they were doing.
She's in college though, not a brand yet like her sister, so she can do whatever she wants.
>>73472945
He does it, but not enough at his rallies. He really needs to get the crowd booing the shit out of Obama and Clinton when their names come up. I mean like how the Chanted Lyin Ted and whatnot.
>>73472926
>>73473009
Every nominee will have some sort of baggage but yeah that is a biggie.
>>73472936
Fuck that guy. He was trying to stump Queen Ann alongside No Country For Old Men Haircut Guy.
>>73473059
If she really wanted to pump up her numbers, a good surgeon - use the guy that worked on Ivanka who did a fucking masterful job - could fix up her face.
>>73472565
Roger Stone knows his audience so he can be more blunt. When you're talking to the general public like Trump, you do it in steps. By October Hillary will be trying to deflect so many attacks her head will be spinning.
Trump is setting the narrative and once the first debate hits it'll be Trump saying THERE IT IS for 2 hours
>>73472607
Any time, anon.
NEW MEME
>NEW MEME
NEW MEME
>NEW MEME
NEW MEME
>NEW MEME
NEW MEME
>NEW MEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRoIQEsjDds
6:30
Listen to this guys voice kek
MAGA
>>73473157
Savarino'd
We can all agree
Crooked Hillary
Is Trumps worst nickname this election season by far?
>>73471142
What went wrong?
>>73472732
Coal is big in east Kentucky as well,and the poorest county in the US is in that area. Hillary's comment looks bad to the entire Appalachian part of the country, not strictly WV or PA because they know what it really means: the democratic party has now completely abandoned poor white people.
>>73473157
Cute/10
>>73473021
Probably for the best. Meanwhile we
get to jab at Hillary's possibities.
The Castro brothers would be comedy gold.
ahhh why can't I get this to export properly
>>73473253
Strokes.
>>73473248
>>73471713
Yes, I agree fellow 4channer
>>73473253
she looks lithuanian here
>>73472197
Trump isn't doing this to insult her, he's doing it to criticize what she does and call attention to it.
>>73473055
>>73473076
"Studies show that undocumented immigrants are 7 times less likely to commit crimes, contribute 5 times more money to the US economy than they take out, and on average have 35 higher IQ than white people. So if you want to improve this country, all you have to do is wait until the general election happens, and then round up everyone who voted Republican."
>*crowd gives deafening applause, signaling that his statistics are 100% true and that he won the argument*
>>73473330
FINALLY
>>73473351
>>73473330
nice
>>73473388
Double checks confirm.
But seriously, when is this generation of the chattering class going to die off?
>>73473398
Oprah must be hiding. Everyone probably wants to hound her about Trump.
I've actually driven past her house. Walls so high and packed with shrubbery you can't actually see her house, which is by far the largest there.
>>73473388
>on average have 35 higher IQ than white people
ok, the first two points, there's clever little ways you can come to that conclusion, BUT WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GET THIS FROM
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK
>>73473177
>ISIS kills muslims, why doesn't the right love ISIS?!
This guy.
>>73473248
It is cool. but I'd prefer "coughing Hillary" or "Clintoris"
>>73473253
Maybe it's her phony personality and
shrill voice, but I always found her unattractive,
even mannish.
>>73473330
>>73473398
Beautiful.
>>73473388
yes..YES
>>73473253
She literally says in this interview that she would be disappointed if Chelsea was with a black guy. What happened.
>>73473066
Maybe try spelling it correctly next meme.
>>73471913
It's the morning here in Britainstan!
>>73473388
>Studies show that undocumented immigrants are 7 times less likely to commit crimes, contribute 5 times more money to the US economy than they take out, and on average have 35 higher IQ than white people
But how can we know this if they're undoccumented?! It's not like the smuggler gives people IQ tests before he takes them across the boarder
>>73473388
did he really claim that illegal immigrants are 7 times likely to commit crimes?
compared to who? the blacks?
>>73473388
People are slowly starting to wake up to this bullshit. The problem is the media has created an echo chamber where speaking out gets you harassed and shunned socially.
We need to get out of this fucking bullshit paradigm where anything that is remotely realistic about race or culture is racist/xenophobic/literally Hitler, and I'm not sure how to do that. Trump is a start, because he has the balls to just ignore that shit, but even if he's elected, that won't be the end of this culture war.
>>73473177
Wow, that voice is too cartoony to be true, yet it is.
With the Aids Bill, we need to find a copy of the pic that is 100% not shooped, and match it with Melania in a spill the beans pic.
>>73473388
>>73473485
"Ok, the 35 IQ thing wasn't actually from a study. But anyone who stepped into Texas for 2 seconds know it's true anyways"
*audience laughs reaffirming it to be true*
>>73473549
Pic related
>>73473587
>Britainstan
I feel genuinely bad for you. Hang in there.
>>73473388
Did he really say that? There is no way that any of that shit is true.
>>73473388
>studies show...
That's when I stop listening, especially
when they contradict experience.
What happened to questioning everything?
>>73473735
Why would they question something they agree with?
>>73473177
thanks for this video
>>73473484
Montecito?
>>73473677
Go to south Texas and talk to some illegals and let me know how intelligent they are. Assuming they don't just kill you and throw you in a ditch
>>73472936
>>73473388
>>73473677
Completely accurate. I hate that faggot.
>>73472351
No, too old and from the past. Would be perfect as part of the kitchen cabinet but not as VP.
If you look at he Emperor's team they are almost all, young, ultra smart, sexy and pugnacious people and he is brilliant at spotting talent.
He has already said that he wants someone who knows how Washington works but really I think he will want someone who is also part of the future and currently under-appreciated.
Look for an outsider who can punch...HARD!
>>73473677
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73473258
Yep so he would help pull those guys as well as Bernouts who aren't hardcore socialist just libertarians who stupidly think democrats will give them any meaningful liberties.
I'm assuming most of you saw this already but
http://nypost.com/2016/05/08/obamas-last-act-is-to-force-suburbs-to-be-less-white-and-less-wealthy/
"Obama’s last act is to force suburbs to be less white and less wealthy
Hillary’s rumored running mate, Housing Secretary Julian Castro, is cooking up a scheme to reallocate funding for Section 8 housing to punish suburbs for being too white and too wealthy.
The scheme involves super-sizing vouchers to help urban poor afford higher rents in pricey areas, such as Westchester County, while assigning them government real-estate agents called “mobility counselors” to secure housing in the exurbs."
Additionally,
"President Bill Clinton started a similar program in 1994 called “Moving to Opportunity Initiative,” which moved thousands of mostly African-American families from government projects to higher quality homes in safer and less racially segregated neighborhoods in several counties across the country.
The 15-year experiment bombed.
A 2011 study sponsored by HUD found that adults using more generous Section 8 vouchers did not get better jobs or get off welfare. In fact, more went on food stamps. And their children did not do better in their new schools.
Worse, crime simply followed them to their safer neighborhoods, ruining the quality of life for existing residents.
Of course, even when reality mugs leftists, they never scrap their social theories. They just double down.
The problem, they rationalized, was that the relocation wasn’t aggressive enough. They concluded they could get the desired results if they placed urban poor in even more affluent areas."
>>73473711
Thanks brah.
The Emperor will save us, I can feel it.
Does your family support Trump?
>Father has always supported Trump but thinks he's being too easy on Muslims
>Mother hates what the current government has done to the middle class and wants someone to clean house ie. Trump
>Older sister supported Rand Paul but thinks Trump is the next best
>Second older sister likes no one and is not going to vote
>Younger sister is a die hard Trump supporter and keeps on telling her high school students to MAGA
>Brother is a complete unknown but likes to make fun of Bernouts.
>>73473378
Hillary is hoping for him to attack her looks or age or anything like that so she can play victim more easily
>>73471913
Weed. Which makes me paranoid and see hill shills everywhere.
>>73473734
It's a bit exaggerated, but he did in fact said that illegals committed less crimes and put more money in the US than they took out. Ann Coulter tried to argue with his ignorant ass but Bill Maher butted in and told her to shut up.
>>73471827
That reminds me, what happened to Abbot? It took me a while to realize he was gone, we're not used to elections that can't be heard from space.
>>73473509
Its the fact she's always so comfy as a liar and how she was ambitious from day 1 despite being unelected.
https://youtu.be/s6rS5seKj9c
>>73473803
Too bad emotionalism and Marxist theory
indoctrination replaced logic, rhetoric and
critical thinking in universities...
>>73473951
>Brother Trump
>Mother voted Bernie in Primary but only because she hates Hilary, she's going to vote Trump
>Dad usually votes Republican so probably Trump
How much bowing will Hillary/Trump do?
>>73473969
kek
>>73473549
Source on that statement in the form of vid clip (shorter better)
LOL. This nigger is literally being forced to eat his his own words.
http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2016/05/08/reporter-eats-his-own-words-on-trump.cnn
>>73473388
>>73473485
Ann has explained these false statistics in her book. They base the numbers off of legal and illegal immigrants in the general population than use a cherrypicked city like Baltimore or Detroit as a control. They literally use the fact that native born blacks in the inner city commit so much more crime than any other group, that it makes even illegal hispanics look harmless by comparison.
It'd be like saying Hispanic immigrants are 10 times less likely to commit felonies than native born Americans and you use the New York prison system as your control sample.
>>73473951
My parents are Clinton supporters and my sister thinks he's Hitler.
>>73473969
It's only paranoia if there's nothing there.
>>73473248
Probably his best
Crooked isn't as common a word as corrupt or literally anything else he could call her without sounding like a comic book villain. It's something that you look at more thoroughly. Corrupt Hillary you expect and can even predict, Crooked is something that makes you think.
He had already ruined multiple careers with these kinds of nicknames by the time he started with Crooked Hillary, which is what's most effective; "low energy" isn't something that got reported but everyone who saw it said yes, that's true. Crooked Hillary was reported fucking everywhere for 3 days. Everyone in the world now associates Hillary foremost with the word Crooked. Trump is dangerous and presumptuous. Not quite even.
>>73473177
I was waiting for the raw footage for this.
Glenn Beck lost his goddamn mind. Fucking kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twSzBkwIujg
>>73473549
>>73474089
This. It would be incredible ammo along with her superpredators comments.
>>73473921
>>73473921
>when reality mugs leftists, they never scrap their social theories.
They aren't interested in reality or to improve the lives of niggers. They are just using them to run the Zionist agenda of destabilising Western Societies in order to make them easier to control. Break up cohesion and make theme easier to control. People who are too busy worrying baout when their neighbours will break in or rape their daughters don't care about bankers stealing EVERYTHING.
Expect more of this if the Emperor by same cataclysm doesn't become POTUS.
>>73473823
Yeah, northeast of Santa Barbera.
It's a supposedly a super high end neighborhood (There's a ranch Obongo has gone to near there), but the roads are absolute shit, cracked to hell and twisty as a rollercoaster.
The driveway next to Oprah's compound looks like it hasn't been paved in 20 years.
>>73473951
No
>Father is a sealed book.
>Mother is a weak Christ-cuck. Cant support Trump because he is so mean.
>Brother is a shitty chad that lives in a bubble
>Sister is a femnazi liberal that gets immediately triggered by any wrong word.
Cant wait to finish school after my 5 year hiatus to abandon those cucks.
>>73473951
>Mom is diehard Republican and thinks Hillary is a total cunt
>Stepfather knows nothing about politics and will just vote for whoever I tell him to vote for
>Brother haven't spoken to in years but is a complete hipster faggot and is probably feeling the bern
>Dad will probably vote Trump, haven't spoken to him in a few months
>Stepmom is a massive cunt and will vote Hillary, haven't spoken to her in months either
They're pretty good overall, my brother is a faggot like I said, and stepmom is just a total lost cause. Good thing is everyone but my bro lives in Florida, so we can have a good impact on a swing state.
>>73473388
>weasel words followed by exaggerated or otherwise outright false generalizations
We won and we didn't even have to make a move. Democucks are going to be raped to death over these next six months.
>>73474162
Dear lord, Beck has kids?!
>>73474162
>"muh children"
It's a more subtle way of admitting you don't have an argument. Listen to people throw their kids into an argument like rhetorical human shields. You know you're winning.
>>73472977
ebin m8
pasta?
>>73474218
>Expect more of this if the Emperor by same cataclysm doesn't become POTUS.
Oh don't we all know it. Reasons why I'm doing everything in my power to bring my friends (family has already been taken care of) to Trump's side.
This should be obligatory for the OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
>>73473951
>Father is a MSNBC Bern victim
>Mother is dead
>Wife wants Hillary
>Kids too young
>>73474398
https://youtu.be/bWRoEpYuHwI
>hillary becomes a black preacher
>>73473248
>>73474122
It's a sleeper. It's like a small wound that doesn't hurt much at first but slowly bleeds out over time.
It's beautiful because like many of Trump's best words, it has a double meaning. Crooked describes physical looks as well, though he can plausibly deny that and just say it describes her actions.
Furthermore, Crooked cannot be spun into something positive no matter what.
That is the weakness of Dangerous Donald. It can be turned into a positive, like a James Bond character or something. She is not good at playing his game, and she is already BTFOing herself.
Crooked is a sleeper, and excellent. People just don't realize it yet.
>>73474162
Also, fuck the cuck at Secular Talk.
since everyone else is doing it
>parents have always been Republicans and are voting for Trump but liked Cruz before the shitstorm
>brother and his wife voting Trump
>me obvious die hard 4 Trump and always been Republican
>girlfriend likes Bernie but if she wants to keep living with me she will learn to MAGA
>my dog loves Trump
>4 out of 6 good friends voting Trump
>feels good
Lads, is this the day Donald discovered meme magic?
How did the Jew manage to make racism on par with murder?
>>73474051
>Tom Brady's wife being next quarterback of the Rams
>>73474223
Yeah I live here in SB. I've skateboarded up in those roads many times, in a nice drainage ditch near her house. You're right, you can't see shit inside. It's all hedges.
>>73474612
>implying Trump wasn't born the anointed of Kek
>>73474162
I wake up every morning listening to this fag on the radio. They hate Trump so much and eat up Cruz cock all day.
just placed the order lads
>pic related
I think I made a good decision
>>73474645
Anyone who posts the Kek meme is almost certainly a redditor
>>73474677
gets dirty easily. nice hat though (unless you have a huge head).
>>73474612
Obvious fake tweet
>>73474544
This is Soros controlling Hillary and telling her exactly what to do with the State Dept to suit his agenda.
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/24651
>>73474638
I was only in SB for a day but I found it kinda boring.
Anything I should've checked out? I'm down near LAX.
>>73474732
He who smelt it, dealt it.
