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BEHOLD: Stefan ibn Molymeme, Caliph of Memeistan. Stefan ibn Molymem (no agression be upon him)
2016-05-09 04:06:56 Post No. 73460697
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BEHOLD: Stefan ibn Molymeme, Caliph of Memeistan. Stefan ibn Molymem (no agression be upon him)
Anonymous
2016-05-09 04:06:56
Post No. 73460697
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Behold. It is I, Caliph Stefan ibn Molymeme, first Caliph of the AnCap paradise of Memeistan. The First of the rightly guided Caliphs. I, Stefan ibn Molymeme (no aggression be upon him), am the final messenger of Western philosophy.
There will be no philosopher after me.
I implore the faithful to follow the Five Pillars of Kekism. For these are mandatory to be offered entrance into Anarcho-Capitalist Jannah.
1. Shahada - your declaration of faith and trust in National Capitalism as an intemediary to AnCap Jannah. Public profession that I am the true and final Western philsopher.
2. Zakat - Daily viewing and reading of the Prophet available for free at FreeDomainRadio.com or Youtube.com/user/stefbot
3. Sala - mandatory charity of at least one dollar, payable at FreeDomainRadio.com/donate
4. Nahi Anil Munkar - Forbidding that what is evil (spanking children, virtue signaling, white-knighting, and especially making non arguments)
5. Tabarra - Expressing your disassociation and hatred towards Evil (Statism)
To you Libertarians and Objectivists, I grant 'People of the Book' status. You can still enter AnCap Jannah. However, to live in our Ummah you must pay jizya of two dollars.
As to you infidels: The Statists, the Liberals, the people that refute my message... The declaration of Jihad is yet to come.
