>be prince of England
>love a good fight
>dads a bit of a dick so join some rebellious Barron's
>show dad I can fuck him up be reconcile anyway (bloods blood)
>fuck up the rebellious Barron's with my dad and bring peace to England
>peace is boring, time to crusade
>on the way home hear dads dead, now King of England
>ressurect King Arthur and invent nationalism in England
>get home, Welsh start acting Welsh
>borrow Jew money for a scarp
>slap their wrist
>they start chimping out
>realise I'm out of Jew gold and they want their money back
>tell everyone Jews are evil and make them wear yellow stars
>eventually expel and exterminate Jews, no debt
>go back to Wales and build epic castles everywhere
>Welsh starve into submission
>Hear Porridge wogs think they can have a King too
>go to Edinburgh lock up King, steal his coronation rock
>Mel Gibson starts shit
>rek him and chop him into little bits
>get old
>Boab the Bellend riles up the Highland niggers again
>start heading up north to fuck them up again
>realise I'm old as fuck
>die
How can other monarchs even compete?
I agree.
They never taught us about this guy in history class.
Plenty of that fat fucking Henry The 8th I Am, I am non sense tho.
>>73459549
There's a monument in Cumbria marking the spot where he died. I took a piss on it
t. Jock McSporran
>>73460343
>took a piss on a rock
>stole your rock and took a piss on your entire race
Try harder (not too hard though, you'll have a heart attack)
>>73460482
The rock is in Edinburgh Castle m8
It's probably a fake anyway. Insofar as a rock can be fake
>>73460650
Your Crown Jewels are in Edinburgh castle as well mate, how much use are you getting out of them?
>>73460862
Not so much ever since the Scottish king had to go down south and take over the English throne
Get rekt m8
>>73461070
You mean the Scottish King who was of English blood? Get cucked m8
>>73461175
English princesses couldn't resist the BJC (Big Jock Cock)
>>73461372
Think you'll find it was Henry VII cucked Mary Queen of Scots great granddad
>>73459549
>Tfw ancestry scotch Irish
>Belly laugh at "highland niggers"
Top bantz m80
Had the last laugh over here when my ancestors kicked your shit in with the help of le Frenchies.
Still bros tho. Loved hanging with Brits when I was traveling one Europe
>>73462054
>scotch
You're an alcoholic beverage mate, Scots are the people
>>73461676
>>73461372
>>73461175
>>73461070
>>73460482
>>73460343
>>73460862
What the fuck are you even talking about? Your queens a kraut
>>73460650
>>73462396
>you're queen is of pure Germanic heritage
>my president is a nigger
G8 bants m8
>>73462618
Ha jokes on you cheeky scrub I'm a bong living in America. Why are you even getting your nickers in a twist. The monarch isn't related to that Scotchfag
>>73462737
>I'm a bong
>that Scotchfag
>Scotch
No, colonial scum. Enjoy your freedom burgers, no roast beef for you!
>>73461676
U wot m8? Henry VII's daughter literally got dicked by James IV
Their great-grandson took the English throne because Elizabeth was a frigid bitch
>>73462396
We're discussing history and culture, lad. Things incomprehensible to Americans as you lack either
>>73463715
Scots, you'd be eternal cucks if your life expectancy wasn't in the 30's
>>73463955
That corroborates what I said...
You know who else James VI and I descended from? Big bad Robert da Bruce
Checkm8
