*woof*
>that makes $34.99 plus
>$3.99 because you called instead of ordering online
>$24.99 dog delivery fee
>$4.99 cause you took a picture of me
>$10.49 tip
$79.45 Total
>Would you like to take advantage of round up program? Round up now and the amount you rounded up will be donated to the nearest dog shelter
>Have a nice day
Cute. Would purchase if he is trained not to lick the pizza t.b.h
So is this proof that dogs can be more useful in society than niggers and muslims?
>delivery dog instead of some beaner
sounds good senpai
>>73452713
>+50% rapefugee tax
>>73452983
We'll just send beaner dogs to steal your jobs MUAHAHAHAHAHA
10/10 would kidnap the dog
>>73452713
good boy here is a bone instead
>>73452713
If it set the precedent of having dogs deliver pizzas instead of tip hungry drivers then yeah. I'd rather shell out on some doggie treats as a tip fo dog bros over some fag who relies on tips.
>>73453184
Chihuahuas are puny. They'd be crushed by the 12" box.
>>73452713
I would pay extra to have a dog deliver my pizza.
>>73452713
>y-you too
>>73452713
I can tell you're German because you think people actually eat Domino's over here.
Just paid $7.50 for the most basic burrito (beans, steak, rice and that's it) nothing else in the bag, not even hot sauce or napkins. It was from a greasy spoon mexican joint
Never again
Oh, I didn't expect you here so soon...and I'm only in my bathrobe
Let me make it up to you, I think I left some peanut butter somewhere inside...
[70's porno music]
>>73453766
They probably marked it up because it's ``organic''
everything for cute pizza delivering doggos
>>73453810
This tbqgdmfh famalamadingdong smhgdmfh
>>73452713
I just spend 20$ at california pizza and gave a 3$ tip. Shits good yo, plus it was with friends so Im more than happy to tip and spend money on good pizza.
>>73453827
Nah, it was marked up because they raised their own wages. And marked up again because minimum wage is going up in california
So now I'm paying more for less, not to mention the service is even worse than before
>inb4 because you're white
No, I'm not
>>73453955
We're talking about dogs not rats.
>>73454553
wow rude
>>73453559
This is the only response in this thread worth a damn.
>>73454762
Go away evil dogger
>>73454762
Go away evil dogger
>>73455072
>le thinly disguised butthurt
>>73455072
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