CROOKED HILLARY UPDATES
>Hillary Panders to Hispanics w/ Mariachi Band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwFNFjL8SQ
>WEAK Hillary Heckled Off Stage in LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydB6Sn75BdI
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
http://www.sos.state.nm.us/Voter_Information/Voter_Registration_Information.aspx
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
SGOPET
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
>Rally Spokane, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHplocNJIk8
>Rally Omaha, NE 5/6/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwmMlOHItRQ
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on NBC 5/8/16
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MHIp7LKOi18
>Trump on ABC 5/8/16
https://youtu.be/-Hp-MkNBxjA
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/6/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=336ghAsDDqg
ENTERTAINMENT
>Best of Trump – Omaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHjTtFkTz7k
>Drumpf Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJA520GXFZU
>Blink 1488 – What’s My Race Again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s
>Trump Fury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IciwMuoiDUM
>YCSTT Vol. XXV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W9YWVQAIxM
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://unitingfortrump.com/
http://rallyfortrump.com/
PREVIOUS
>>73445346
COUGHIN' HILLARY IS RAGGED AND TIRED. NO STAMINA TO CAMPAIGN, NO STRENGTH TO GOVERN. CLEARLY UNFIT!
Awoo~
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
TRUMP IS KING
SMILE MR. TRUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLwSdA6va8U
I KNOW A HERO WILL COME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldnH5ms50Jc
>>73449572
UNSTUMPABLE
Is there a place like r/Bernout for trolling Hillary's supporter?
So we've all agreed that Trump supporters should vote for Sanders in the upcoming primaries right? We need to get rid of Hillary
>>73449513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ0hYABkbMo
NO STRENGTH
NO STAM
>>73449513
Hillary stood her ground 11 hours to an agressive congressional hearing a few months ago. She will breeze through a 2 hours debate.
>>73449513
She'll be fine :^)
>>73449613
>filename.png
Yep! Right when I remembered it was Mom's day
JUST 10,000
>>73449572
old GIMPed Trump Mom MAGA repost for Mother's Day
>>73449626
TRUTHS TOLD THROUGH TRUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwIMn646cv4
>>73449626
No. Trump supporters need to vote Trump to make sure he still reaches 1237 just in case. Better safe than sorry.
I'd say 8/10 Trump supporters should vote Trump, the rest should protest vote Bernie
Where is Trump today?
>>73449626
No. Hillary is a much easier opponent and we need to show the country that socialism isn't ok.
Also, we should not do underhanded bullshit. The will of the people should be absolute
>>73449626
Yep, my whole Republican family is going to vote for Bernie.
>At this time CNN can project that Donald Trump has won the states of Pennsylvania and Michigan
>with these two projections we can now project that Trump will in fact win the presidency
Post yfw this happens
>>73449625
hillary has no real presence online that's not paid shills, so probably not. maybe twitter
>>73449747
>>73449768
I don't have a picture to express my happiness
Stroke softly, Stroke-chan!
>>73449768
>>73449747
He is dispersed throughout the ether, ever observant of the doings of the universe.
>>73449625
no because all of her supporters are middle aged women who don't into the internet very well.
>>73449626
>>73449768
>Hillary gets indicted
>Bernie has a fatal heart attack
>Democrats throw in Joe Biden
>Trump runs
>Libertarians get a place on the debate stage
>Trump wins the nomination, transforming the republican party AND introducing a new party
>8 years of Trump, we have battles with libertarians, conservatives and libtards
>libtards are eventually fazed out, since Trump made America more money than ever before
>It's a two party system
>Libertarian and Conservatives
>America is great again
this happened in my dream last night. i woke up and was instantly depressed it wasn't real
>>73449666
lol, the debate will basically be 2-hour long live televised rape of an old women.
She's going to opt out at the last minute for "health concerns" because she knows donald will ruin her in the first 15 minutes.
>>73449847
>>73449768
because of angry spics and nig nogs
>>73449626
>>73449761
Bernie, you're getting senile. Please drop out.
>or run as independent
>>73449743
9.9 out of 10 and you have a deal
>>73449747
Probably chilling with his wife and kids on Mother's Day
>>73449768
>>73449768
>[One Punch Man theme plays at ear shattering volume]
Will Trump be able to turn Hillary's media on her? If he keeps bringing up her disastrous history with women, then I imagine it will become a big enough issue that even the MSM won't be able to ignore it. Even the late night comedy hacks will have to make jokes about it eventually.
>>73449768
DONT FUCKING VOTE BERNIE
THAT FUCKER CAN WIN THE GENERAL ELECTION
>>73449946
I'm getting paid by post not quality of the posts
>>73449740
F
Marla's still got it though
>>73450000
KEK WILLS IT
Did Trump say he'd raise the tax on the rich?
>>73449768
>>73449666
Those 11 hours sacked the life out of her
She will faint on stage during her first debate
>>73449768
#Clintoris :^)
>>73449740
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>73449911
>She's going to opt out at the last minute for "health concerns" because she knows donald will ruin her in the first 15 minutes.
and proceed to get ruined anyway
>If Crooked Hillary can't even debate me, how can we expect her to negotiate with China and Russia? No stamina! Weak!
>>73449768
>>73449666
Nice try, Satan.
>>73449910
It sounds like a nightmare if it's just gop shills becoming "libertarian "
>>73450063
I don't remember honestly. He might have
![[patriotism levels approaching maximum].png](https://i.imgur.com/KkpB4R4.png "[patriotism levels approaching maximum].png")
>>73449768
reminder that bernie is only winning these most recent states because of their predominantly white populations
>>73449489
That looks like the house in Gran Torino
>>73449768
Expect Shillary make up one billion different excuses the moment that message pops up on screen.
>>73450050
dayum
>>73449768
>>73449910
You forget wiping out cucksercatives.
Sanders has the best memes.
>>73450063
>Congress has to talk Trump down from cutting taxes too much
What a guy.
>>73449626
Hillary is way easier to beat than Sanders is.
Sanders has consistently polled much better than Hillary against Trump.
She is one of the weakest candidates in history. She inspires absolutely no one, has zero charisma, and is completely beholden to her corporate masters.
A lot of people are going to be shocked come November. Trump is going to win and it won't be close.
>>73449513
It's funny (you) started adding sentences to your 1-post-per-Trump-General post instead of just simply "awoovement" when I called you out on it over a week ago. But you still have much to learn, my drive-by single post ID bot friend.
>>73450197
>This guy offers your girl free college
>What do you do?
Tell him I'm a nigger and we already get it.
>>73449626
>>73449761
wow, really?
>>73449626
Daddy wants to go against Hillary, so no. We are memeing your shitty kike back to the gas chambers where he belongs.
>>73450110
>>73449911
Hillary can't even give a speech longer than 15 minutes, and she needs a teleprompter to do so
does she really think she has any chance of winning after the first debate happens?
Big Don talks for an hour and a half at rallies without even having notes
Trump Train HYPE!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>>73450023
So in theory I could sign up, keep posting my shitty pro-Trump OC (made in GIMP™®) like I always do, and get paid for it??
woah
So, how will Trump make PA and MI red again?
>>73450197
>free
>>73449489
The delegates, Dahnarld, you still owe me the delegates. I may have suspended my campaign but I am not gone yet.
>>73449768
>>73450000
The media will turn on Hillary once it sees how many scheckles Trump brings in.
>>73450279
W O R K I N G
9 T O 5
>>73450279
manufacturing and coal mining
My Bernout acquaintance is just begging to be stumped:
"Yay let's all vote for some shit head megalomaniac who doesn't give a shit about anyone except himself! SAID NO SANE PERSON EVER!
Trump is a piece of shit. There's no arguing that. Shit polices. Shit supporters. SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! This guy does not know how to run a country. He doesn't even know how to run a business. If he wasn't born into wealth he wouldn't be where he's at today with all of his failed business ventures. What legislation has he passed in his political career? Has he ever reached across the isle to find common ground on an issue? Has he EVER held a political office? Has this guy ever stood up for what's right and fought for common people's interests. NO! NEVER! Once a shit head. Always a shit head. He doesn't stand for what's righteous. He just throws out buzz words and flip flops on issues until he get's what he wants. Positions of power.
Do you really think this guy is going to be good for the USA? If you do then, all of that state sponsored indoctrination in school was successful. It really has closed your mind from true reality. Blind Nationalism! Blind Nationalism! Blind Patriotism! Hura! Hura! Hura! Hura!"
>>73450139
Sauce?
>>73450000
ratings are key.
what will bring in more views? They are running out of lies and negative things to say about trump
>>73450050
>>73450050
MothersTeachingDaughters.com
>>73450233
I get your """issue""" with it, but some people prefer to lurk largely. Not everybody has interesting shit to say
>>73450327
oh shit, waddup?
>>73450334
I think he stumped himself
So triggered.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2015/05/20/clinton-foundation-tapper-journalists-website-scrub-column/27599203/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2flqv2GWKA
>>73450264
Trump has notes.
>>73450279
MI had a lot more republican voters in their primary than democrat voters. it's already red.
there was only a small amount more democrat voters in PA than republican voters for their primary. trump will turn that one easily.
>>73450334
Tell him to behave.
>>73449613
>"I'll love you forever, and like you for always, and as long as I'm living, my mama you'll be."
I didn't ask for this anon. Thank god I saw my mom today or this would ruin me.
>>73450197
It's (you) again
Filtered
>>73450251
Sanders isnt a practicing Jew though. So he's alright in /pol/'s eyes
>>73450334
>>73450050
Marla is hotter than her daughter Tiffany. Weird how that sometimes happens.
Remember boys,
>Manipulate Bernouts to hate Crooked Hillary above all else
>The shills mean her henchmen are worried. Prey upon this weakness.
>Convert the shills when possible. Abyss, gaze, etc.
>>73450388
My god.... This absolute horribly fake bitch.
>>73450456
Melania
Crooked Hillary Clinton, do you know where you are? You're in the Trump Jungle Baby!
Watch
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
..
>>73450225
Disgusting
>>73450244
offer him a degree in maple syrup production
![[free coats heard in the distance].png](https://i.imgur.com/bCMhTMe.jpg "[free coats heard in the distance].png")
Reminder that Donald J. Trump has the best banter
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/278170732578619398
>>73450433
>Sanders isnt a practicing Jew
Jews are a race.
>>73450433
>implying the Rothschilds are practicing Jews
>implying practicing Jews aren't the only Jews /pol/ might like
Back to the ovens, Bernout.
>>73449768
>finally, we can get down to business
>>73450433
It's worse, he's a practicing communist.
>>73450279
He will get 66% of the non college educated whites. Blacks will not get out to vote in the same % as with the first black president. Blacks will vote for Trump with a higher percentage than Romney because Obama is not running.
>>73450233
You're such a hero. Policing everyone.
>>73449636
She literally only does this to distract from the question or eat up time. She's so out of touch she doesn't think people notice this kind of thing.
>>73450357
>>73450000
quads checked
>>73450307
I have no sympathy for Rato like I do for Jeb. Jeb's at the least autistic and maybe in fact retarded. Rato? He's just a prick.
>>73449489
Fort Trump
>>73449768
>>73450493
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
This is fucking great
>>73450394
He has stats, probably a few of his core talking points written on there on also. Most of it is freeballed, its really easy to tell when someone is off the cuff and when they aren't.
>>73449847
Gold toe socks best socks haters can fuck off
>>73450077
proof?
48 Exploitable Trump Heads
http://imgur.com/a/cIJRr
>>73450433
He's a Jewy Kikeberger. Fuck you and your fucking hebe commie.
>>73450357
Maples & Melania were the hottest tbqh depending on the image Maples seems hotter. Hard choice. Very hard. Indeed.
>>73450525
>>73450636
Can someone post the edits of this? I remember there was one (not the zodiac killer one) that made me cry with laughter
/pol/ loved Bernie three years ago. What happened?
requesting any and all Turk or Mongol-themed Trump photoshops
Imagine something that says "Trump is Atabeg of a great Turk clan" aesthetically
Rev up those yeb memes boys
>>73450315
I demand a larger testicle version.
>>73449613
>mom passed away when I was young
>remember when she read this to me
I didn't ask for this today anon.
>>73450433
The Bolshevik Jews were atheists.
The leaders of Communism are All JEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjUuV7Gc9MA
Putin; 80-85% Bolsheviks Revolution were Jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6p1zxKnDeM
THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS "COMMUNISM"
http://snippits-and-slappits.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-new-world-order-is-communism.html
The Secret Holocaust - The real holocaust was a Christian Holocaust by Jews of sixty-six million, mostly Christians.
http://www.rense.com/general86/realholo.htm
The Jewish Role in the Bolshevik Revolution and Russia's Early Soviet Regime
http://www.ihr.org/jhr/v14/v14n1p-4_Weber.html
THE GULAG ARCHIPELAGO - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
http://www.thechristianidentityforum.net/downloads/Gulag1.pdf
Russia and the Jews
http://www.germanvictims.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/WALENDYsolje-Russia-and-the-Jews.pdf
A collection of reports on Bolshevism in Russia
https://archive.org/details/collectionofrepo00grea
200 Years Together
http://www.radicalpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/200-Years-Together.pdf
The Russian Bolshevik Revolution
http://www.redicecreations.com/radio3fourteen/2016/R314-160309.php
>>73450788
>>73450790
we grew up
>>73450727
You are a godsend, m8
How about a fully body one?
>>73450790
Finally, a fellow Berner! I've been wading through this racist cesspool for months now, just trying to find someone like me!
Don't you just love Bernie's dank memes? Pretty much better than these Trump memes imo
>>73450525
So here's the thing folks, our current politicians, they don't know anything about banter, and our banter's been cut down so much, we don't win at banter anymore. But we're gonna build up our banter so much, it's gonna be great. America's gonna have the best banter and you're gonna be so proud of your country and your banter, I guarantee it.
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/240462265680289792
>>73450806
SURGE
U
R
G
E
>>73450727
You're a fucking saint. These will make MAGA videos so much easier.
>>73449666
Fuck off Canadian nigger Satan.
>>73450790
ayy lmao
>>73450806
SLOW AND STEADY
>>73450875
they can't stop us. we do this for free.
Can meme magic get me a gf?
>>73450790
>/pol/ loving a communist jewish corpse
>>73450686
He is getting way better. That was really good.
>>73450338
https://www.reddit.com/user/hashtagyoloswaggang/submitted/
former /b/ dog fucker
>>73450585
Someone explain this pls
>>73450875
How about some Hillary heads?
https://i.sli.mg/abTGe1.png
>>73449768
>>73450727
Excellent
>>73450845
JewTube deleted the first video.
The leaders of Communism (All Jews)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBzmiLWFGgg
>>73450859
"Wow, a map of the killing sites, made of butter" would have been funnier.
>>73450790
>goes on Trump general thread post about Bernie
>>73450957
Its pretty strong but idk if Trump is president that makes it more likely
>>73450936
>>73450433
Actually there's nothing in this world worse than a communist atheist jew
>>73450727
Bless you anon
>>73450989
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
>mfw Trump baits Hillary into bringing up the Epstein case and then he leaks proof that Bill fucked kiddies on Epstein's island
>>73450790
Ron Paul, not Bernie.
>>73451037
>unironically supporting Trump
>>73449551
>>73451063
>>73450936
>>73450922
Dangerous Donald
>>73450806
I was in Washington, Iowa
>>73450197
He does but not for the reason you think commie.
>>73450790
Ron Paul isn't Bernie moron.
>>73451137
I want this
I'd have to call in sick from work in the morning due to jizzing out all the water in my body
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/05/08/cruz-campaign-vp-marco-rubio-magic-bullet-defeat-trump/
is this true
I want Trump to win so he gets his own carrier named after him
>>73451221
Archive it or post a screencap. I am not visiting kikebart.
>>73449613
my mum used to read this to me
This was litterly our book
>>73451157
>supporting anyone other than trump
How will Trump communicate memes to us without rallies?
>>73451157
>>73451172
>>73451205
T-thats gross
I wonder what that would look like
or feel like on me
haha
>>73450957
Trump will make robowaifus real, anon.
>>73449600
OH YEAH I'M MISTER KRABS
>>73451221
>http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/05/08/cruz-campaign-vp-marco-rubio-magic-bullet-defeat-trump/
It wouldn't have worked.
>>73451300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gi-RYNhP8Y
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>73450251
We need to spread this. Hillary should not be the primary target of Meme Magic until after we send Bucky Shekels to the grave.
>>73451137
what is the Epstein case?
>>73451272
This
Could someone put a MAGA hat on this please?
>>73450139
God damn I am addicted to womens assholes. I wanna lick em, sniff em, finger em, put my dick in em, watch them gape and wink and fill them with cum. I love them, god help me I do love them so.
No matter who is "elected," shit will continue on like it has. They're all shills. Why's that so hard for people to understand?
>>73451265
I wish I could buy 10 copies of that book.
Crooked Hillary Clinton, do you know where you are? You're in the Trump Jungle Baby!
Watch
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
>>73451176
IT'S KIND OF UH YOU KNOW UH THE UH THANK YOU
>>73451137
>destroys Biden at the same time
>>73450980
Everything about that is degenerate
pls delete this filth from /pol/
>>73451299
Did somebody say robowaifus?
>>73451221
Marco was already collapsing when Florida came, he was getting 5-10% at that time. His best moments were during super thusday. If he and Cruz got together for super thusday 1 it might have worked
>>73451412
looks low-energy, so no. someone put a bernie hat on it please
>>73451272
>>73451137
IDK. Trump might not want to talk about that. He knew Epstein, too, and while he wasn't doing anything untoward, the connection could hurt him, too.
>>73449869
>>73451137
https://youtu.be/kEnkJNEMLH0
And he definitely knows..
>>73451468
Yep
>>73450989
Was hoping to see more faces from pic related but this will do, you are doing God's work.
>>73450764
I quite fancy Ivana personally
>>73451486
oh boy it's NarutoOP
>>73451412
No, he doesn't have high energy and looks like a hipster
Put a beanie/hillary hat on him instead
>>73451451
My mind wanders...
Whats this Trump Hooverboard Sim nigger shit on twatter?
>>73451582
how did she do that??? Was that a wink or somethihng she didnt control, as her body is falling apart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDn_1Xa2a_o
>>73449613
i remember
>>73449847
>Donald sleeps sitting upright with the lights on with his eyes open and a big smile
>>73449626
go away reddit
>>73451354
you're right and most of us know this (i think), i've only seen this hurrr we need to vote for sanders come up in the last few days, it's probably a new line of shilling being tried
only problem is it's being spammed all over the board and some fags might actually fall for it
>>73449847
Would polgbt fug?
>>73451520
and if God came down from the heavens and lifted up his priesthood he would have won overwhelmingly
>>73451520
Cruz and his officials are absolute fucking liars.
>>73449869
I sense great power in this, I don't know why. We're gonna need more anatomicals
>>73450924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQifW-tix7Q
I'd love to see this video MAGA'd but are there really any skilled editors here?
>>73450225
>>73451631
Eh, some of the typical ones have been done to death. And they're also fairly low res. Wanted to add some more unique ones to the mix like cross-eyed-post-stroke Hillary.
That one required painting in half of the right lens of her glasses to replace some guy's nose.
>>73449489
Trumpet, Trumpet Good.
When a Problem comes along you must Trumpet.
Trumpet I say Trumpet.
Trumpet real GOOD!.
>>73451654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jriU_cPU9Vk
>>73450233
Nobody gives a shit about that. You're a fag.
Now somebody put a hat on my Sailor Moon.
>visiting my mom for Mother's Day
>find out she's on the Trump Train
So how did your Mother's Day go?
>>73451520
If he picked a running mate back in Florida they would have been both laughed out of the race. How could anyone possibly consider that picking a VP that early could possibly work out well.
>>73449513
Trump walks the walk and talks the talk. Cankles stumbles and Coughs.
>>73451520
That's total shit. It makes no fucking sense.
>>73450957
What's your first name, anon?
>>73451505
>>73451544
>>73451643
Ok, how about this one?
>>73449489
Proof that Guccifer hacked Clinton's email server. Guccifer had Bill's doodles.
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/4idela/proof_that_guccifer_hacked_clinton_post_is_taken/
He leaked Bill Clinton's unreleased doodles a couple of years back, which were located on the server:
http://gawker.com/new-hacked-presidential-art-may-be-bill-clintons-white-1476802573
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/4ia4gi/here_is_some_strong_evidence_that_guccifer_did_in/d2wnfcl
>>73451726
Will this work?
>>73451842
I actually have done some MAGA hat shops for anons every now and then, but you were being a bully, so no.
>>73449666
That Bitch couldn't Suck Willie for 5 Minutes. That why she is Monica Lewinsky's Ex-Boyfriendsds wife.
>>73451813
We should tweet this to Trump & Paul see if maybe Trump retweets it
>>73451856
My sister and her cucked husband were supposed to come to dinner with our family for mothers day where I was prepared to tear into them for their inevitable Hillary support.
but she backed out at the last second.
>>73451912
Do you still want that trip, or nah?
>>73450727
Great!!!!
Have a fresh Jeb guac team remake
>>73451427
M-Me too....
