(((25 years in the future)))
"Anon, you stand accused of racism. We have archived evidence of every single one of your posts on the web site known as 4chan."
"How do you plead?"
"What do you have to say in your defense?"
Satire
Am I being detained?
>>73444014
u saying wat u son of basterd bich
>>73444014
not guilty
I didindunuffin
>>73444014
"BIX NOOD"
>>73444014
I did it for the lulz.
>>73444014
I did it for Jesus. Crucify me
>>73444014
In-group preference is a biological advantage practiced by all life down to a bacterial level.
>>73444014
>"How do you plead?"
Not guilty.
>"What do you have to say in your defense?"
I'm Black.
Violating my first, eh? Well have a taste of my second!
>>73444014
>25 years in the future
As a citizen of a sovereign Euromerican political entity (since the establishment of a white ethnostate), I advise you to fuck off and complain to my embassy, because I don't give a fuck.
>>73444014
Suck my white ass, bitch.
I identify as not guilty.
>>73444014
Doctor Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
>>73444014
Is there any evidence to support the theory that blacks are equal to whites? If not, then you cannot prove that racism is wrong.
>Anon claimed this post was a joke
>>73444014
It was a joke.
>>73444014
Praise be trump! Then blow mah self up.
>>73444503
Underrated as fuck
>>73444014
Check em you're honour, that is all
Oy vey! My name is Erza Shkelberg, this is like anudda shoah!
>>73444014
As a citizen of the 4th reich I claim immunity, so you may speak to my attorney Mr. Sheklebergstein until then I say nothing.
>>73444014
I plead for you to come sit on this dick
>>73444555
They work for the mercenary
My last name is Rodriguez and i was born with a genetic defect.
you eat a dick ableist gringo.
go fuck yourself
>>73444014
that wasn't me, it was my little cousin playing a prank
In the US it isn't illegal to be a racist. We have freedoms here.
:^)
>>73444014
>"Anon we have also discovered over 1000 posts with just the words "Awoo"....
I regret nothing.
>>73444014
Allahu akbar!
Don't stop me or you're racist
>>73444255
I'd hire him to be my trusted lawyer.
>>73444014
they would treat me as a god if they knew my posts
but that position wouldnt be as useful as is it to move as a common man amongst the people
"Nigger"
As a sonderkommando I had to do it.
>>73444014
It was my friend.
>>73444014
At this moment in time I pull out my ancienct knowledge of word-magic casting.
I say "Bix noodz muthafucka bitch ayo nigger what the fuck u sayin ho'?"
>Everyone in the court is shocked beyond belief
I get up out of my seat, I start walking out of the court, I know that the spell will wear off soon.
>The guards yell "Get down on the floor you cis-white male!"
I tell them Transexuals are mentally ill.
>They run at me
>however since SJW progressivism is so rampant, they don't have any weapons and are 5'3" 200 pound african women.
>I merely push them down on the ground as I am a 6'1" 210 pound Russian alpha male
>They yell RAPE RAPE HELP!
>I walk out of the court, I look back before I exit and everyone is taking their triggering pills.
>I call a taxi
>The mexican 5'3" cab driver is so frightened at seeing a non numale white man that he runs out of the car yelling HELP RACIST IS TRYING TO KILL ME
>I grab the cab and start driving down the road at 80mph
>It's quite easy as all transportation is now public transportation, so I bob and weave between the occasional busses.
>I come up to a gas station where a 5'1" twink trap fag is working.
I tell him "Give me some fucking gas faggot"
>He drops to the floor in a seizure like mood
>I go and give myself some nnatural gas (all oil is now natural gas, and costs 50$ per liter, I give myself 20 liters).
>I get to the Canadian border where I'm meeted by a diversity agent
>She tells me to roll down my window
>She's shocked! A non numale!
>She starts stepping back stuttering, then she clutches her radio, and starts saying "b-b-back up, I-I n-need backup"
>I grab the radio out of her hands and tell
Your face could do well to pleasure me later
>I get to Alaska which is now a Russian territory, the border patrol lets me in.
>The Diversity officer looks so panicked as she sees males above 5'10" and over 150 pounds for the first time in her life, she is so terrified that she will be raped and killed.
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>>73444014
Innocent.
Racism is a crime, and crime is for Niggers.
>>73444014
Niggers are not people, thus I am not reacist
Here is my edvidence
A, They act like chimps
B, They look like chimps
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/lets-make-america-great-again
>>73444014
This law is retro-active?
>>73444014
I claim non-white status
>>73446232
Continue 2/2
I buy a cheap motel and facefuck the diversity agent finally.
>I then call up Vladimir my friend in the Organ selling industry
>I call him over to discuss selling her organs
>He comes over and inspects her
>The only organ she has that is worth using is her melanin.
>She over-hears this and when I enter the room yells "RACIST OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS LIKE YOU DID TO MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDPARENTS"
I tell her "hush now, you served Cucknadia well, but you are a complete mess".
>Vladimir kills her with a cut to her neck and then harvests her melanin.
>He gives me half the profits and now I have 90 million Rubles.
>I live the rest of my life in the Russian Federation on my melanin money.
>>73444014
"I was just being ironic"
>>73444014
>>73444014
*bang bang*
constitution blargh.
>>73444014
> Article 1
>No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed
>>73444014
There would have been a civil war that would have prevented such a fate from happening.
>>73446542
>>73444014
>tfw "/pol/ is satire" protects us all
>>73444014
"How do you plead?"
I DINDU NUFFIN
"What do you have to say in your Defense"
YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME, I'M A BLACK MALE IN A WHITE MAN'S BODY, MY WHITENESS IS KEEPING MY INNER BLACKNESS DOWN.
>>73444459
>>73446411
Dubya looks like a chimp.
Ive seen tons of white "people" chimp out of stupid shit. like "their" sports team lost or "their" sports team won.
>>73444014
"I self-identify as a Muslim, and anyone who says otherwise is racist. According to the "Anti-White Privilege Act of 2020" it is impossible for a Muslim to be racist."
>>73446803
>tfw /pol/ is satire
>>73444503
lol
>>73444014
I plead insanity and as your are punishing me for my mental defect i shall sue you for abelism.
>>73444555
Fucking checked
