>This man is going to be president
Australia eat your heart out
>>73438060
u saying wat u son of basterd bich
>When you get another 6 months offthe Donalds bantz
Truly we are blessed
>>73438178
>You stupid ass
>>73438178
>you stupid ass
I hope Trump continues his Twitter bantz once he becomes president -- and not just so he can mock politicians and the leaders of other countries. I want him to regularly pick some random person who comments on one of his tweets, and just BTFO him.
>>73438060
>plastic surgeries that didn't work
>>73438178
>you stupid ass
>>73438178
>you stupid ass
>>73438178
>it's worth more than you are
FUCKING SAVAGE
>you stupid ass
Fucking kek.
Alan Sugar is a working class lad who made it to the big leagues but to be honest, within that league he's fucking nobody and on the very bottom rung.
Savage bantz, I love it.
>>73438569
He didn't get a small loan of a million dollars.
>>73438060
im glad he btfo that cunt, nice cunt punt trump
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/lets-make-america-great-again
>>73438178
god damn
>being this touchy
>wants to have launch codes
yea no. it is like giving them to a 13 year old upper middle class white girl. not a good a idea.
>>73438178
>>73438060
Jesus Christ Don.
>>73438178
Fucking rekt
>>73438868
Would you fuck with a 13 year old upper middle class white girl if she could unleash thermonuclear war?
Didn't think so.
>>73438178
Poor mr Sugar
>>73438868
>Americans not understanding witty banter
thank God I'm a Floridian
Most voters won't think this shit is presidential. Clinton is going use this crap to destroy the fucker.
>>73438060
>the president shouldn't defend himself
>he should set a good example by being a voluntary victim
>>73438868
>thinks the internet is serious business
>>73438394
This.
wholly fuck.
The pick a day morning presidential blow out.
Fuck it. Trumpday.
Wake up and the POTUS account on Twitter is just btfo of every and anybody.
>>73438868
>being this triggered by simple banter
"Home of the brave" my dick.
>>73438178
>you stupid ass
>>73438178
S A V A G E
>>73439239
I think people care more about someone talking about sacrificing chicken to an ancient devil than they do about Trump shitposting on twitter.
>>73439267
wow he actually caused her to have a meltdown with one tweet. good times.
>>73438178
>ywn get trash talked by the future president of the USA
>>73438868
We trusted Obama with them. It's truly a wonder that he didn't nuke someone for a pair of Jordans.
>>73438178
no way this is real
>>73438178
Trump will make America the best at banter again!
>>73439332
fucking lost it
>>73438868
>he thinks the president controls the launch
protocol is for secret service to disable president if he tries to launch and give the controls over to the illuminati
>>73438178
top kek
Gotta LOVE how rich old men take Golf so seriously.
>>73439548
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/278170732578619398
It's real
>>73438178
It's times like these I'm proud to be from New York.
>>73439332
Black neighborhoods have all the best white women.
>>73438060
OH MY GOD CHER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>73438060
>>73438178
RUTHLESS
>>73438178
>You can't play golf in the snow, you stupid ass
I don't know why this quote resonates with me
>>73439761
>it's real
>but those other comments
Imagine Trump showing up in Canada and bullying current year man.
>>73440164
Oh I can't wait.
If America is a 1 on the "How seriously should we treat politics?" scale, where would you rate your country, /pol/? (Americans need not reply).
I'd say we're about an 8. Politicians here are mostly expected to be faultless examples of how a person should behave, with perfect manners, politeness etc. Politicians are still expected to follow a lot of traditions and maintain a very respectable public persona, absolutely nothing like the US.
I'd say that we used to be a ten but now with parties such as the Greens and even parts of Labour we are slowly starting to lose our exemplary expectations of politicians.
>>73438178
>Trump gets elected
>other countries elect people like him
>the UN becomes exactly like 4chan
>>73439394
he looks like a fat Donald
>>73440219
is this kid for real?
>>73440164
>>73440209
Not going to happen.
>>73439267
that's a yuuuge pile of salt right there
>>73438868
He would become the most absolutely based Internet troll the world will ever encounter.
NYPA? Try FBI, NSA, DHS, IRS, CIA...
Imma chargin muh lazor? Actual satellite based lasers and drones.
Absolutely based madman... the shit is going to be glorious.
>>73439267
>that salty bitch
Twitter is not a fucking blog, firewater abusing cunt.
>>73439239
Trump not being "presidential" is exactly why people are voting for him. you stupid ass.
>>73438178
I miss the old Donald already. He's fairly tame now.
>>73440219
Kek, ok Ahmed.
>>73440219
We haven't been that way since Suez m8.
>>73439332
what is funny is Trump is triggered constantly but you jabronis call it "bantz".
kill your selves.
>>73440219
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I remember thinking that the media was an unstoppable propaganda machine that would ultimately destroy society by being so pervasive. I thought nothing could change it, because of how much of the media was controlled by such a select group of people. Who knew all that was needed to break the MSM was shitposting on a scale never before seen outside of 4chan. Who need a master shitposter would rise and show me the truth? Thank you Trump.
>>73440219
what? You don't take politics seriously. You just bury your head in the sand and pretend everything is fine.
>>73440219
>his parliament banned Donald Trump for "being rude"
Your country is a zero on every scale. Literally a dystopia.
>>73440384
>>73440377
>>73439332
Just like "Kosovo being Serbia", it's simply not true yet idiots keep parroting it.
>>73438060
He needs to fucking cool it. This guy does not understand that he is ABOVE these fucking people now. They are BENEATH him. You can't respond to every nobody that shouts at you as president. Why can't he rise above god damnit!? You won't the primary, dumbass. Start acting magnanimous, and aristocratic.
He should be with his team studying debate take-down hate facts instead of fucking around on twitter.
>>73438060
The man of unsurpassed Bantz
>>73440219
Top fucking kek, mayor of London! A MUSLIM MAYOR!!!! :DDDDDDD
>>73440522
Did you have a stroke bud?
>>73440508
>triggered
>>73440537
They didn't ban him. they just had to respond to a petition, they didn't respond to the one to stop all migration even though it got the same number of signatures..
They did ban Michael Savage for being rude though.
>>73440604
Check the date
>>73439267
Jesus Christ, been a while since I've seen someone that assmad.
>>73438060
>allowing yourself to get baited by an old washed up liberal
Very Presidential Donald. Bravo.
>>73438060
>>73438178
Who else can't wait for shitposts straight from the Oval Office?
>>73440604
>hate facts
>>73440545
I would love to have a drink and really ask Farage what he thinks of Trump. He has to love this shit.
>>73440604
thats from 2012
>>73439233
>the south's dumpster fire
yea thank god for florida
>>73440430
>>73440299
>American reading comprehension
>>73440454
M8 could you imagine Cameron going on Twitter and arguing with Madonna and calling her out for plastic surgery? Could you imagine him turning up to the house of commons one day with botox, fake tan, teeth whitened and a hair transplant? We've lost a lot of our traditions but our politicians are still expected to act like the perfect person.
Do you not remember plebgate?
>>73440219
If America is 1, Canada is decidedly a -1
>>73440553
Seems like I've triggered a shitskin. Today was a good day.
>>73440688
So triggered; >>73440545
>>73440754
>>73440670
So it is. I'm calm now.
>>73438178
How sure are we that this isn't a Tim Heidecker/Nathan For You prank that just got too big?
>>73440604
That's nonsense
With 5 tweets he has all but ensured that Hillary Clinton wont be able to use Senators and house members as surrogates to attack Trump
>>73440545
>>73440774
M8 could you imagine looking at the date?
>>73438868
>Donald Trump is sensitive
>literally the most insult, bullet-proof man in the world
>people run hundreds of millions of negative ads against him calling him a racist, sexist bigot.
>no effect
>>73440738
Otherwise known as facts, but facts hurt people's feeling now.
>>73438060
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/73231983/#73247891
>>73440665
>they didn't respond to the one to stop all migration
Yes they did.
>>73440614
So we should just not allow an elected official to take office? How would that be taking politics seriously, my refugee friend?
>>73440522
Man, lay off the horse tranquilizer
>>73438394
Think about how many more people would pay attention to global politics when your president calls other government's policies stupid in 140 characters.
>>73440219
Perfect manners from Britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCbWLeJ35cA
>>73440774
Muslims rampage in your shithole daily and rape everything they can get their hands on with 0 consequences, but thank god at least Cameron isn't posting mean Tweets.
Literally kill yourself, subhuman.
>>73440665
>britslims will defend this
>>73440219
Are you for real Muhammad? Your government just as shit as ours.
>>73440898
I don't have a problem with his responding to government officials who talk shit. I'm talking about random washed up celebs, and nobodies.
>>73438060
ahahahaha
>>73440219
>Politicians here are mostly expected to be faultless examples of how a person should behave
Is that why you elected an islamist as mayor of London?
>>73438868
>Muh launch codes
Big red button is what the teach retards who couldn't pass basic governement
>>73438868
It would solve the problem in the Middle East though.
>>73439332
what the name of this meme chair
>>73440508
Bantz are funny. Triggered is butthurt, like responding 30+ times to address 1-2 tweets. The angrier you are, the more its obvious that the original response offended you and your responses are just you losing your composure and becoming unhinged.
>>73438178
God dammit elect this guy already.
I can't wait until November.
> Obama, you're fired.
CAN'T WAIT!!!
and what the fuck is up with the captcha and these fucking store fronts?
>>73438178
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
>>73439233
Is this an image for ants?
>>73440989
Didn't defend it, just corrected it.
>>73438060
hahaha cher btfo
>donald waited to run for president because he needed to work on his twitter powers
10/10
>>73438178
>you stupid pass
Yes, soo much yes.
>>73439267
I had no idea she got this fucking asshurt over it
Glorious
>>73438060
>mfw Cher got slam dunk stumped
>>73441191
*ass
>>73440911
Yes, I'm also talking about their past conduct, such as Cameron being disgraced for taking part in a "hazing" decades ago.
Just look at Trump's Twitter since he's been running and you will still see that politics is all a big show over there.
Hillary Clinton, literally the next POTUS has this as her Twitter bio: "Wife, mom, grandma, women+kids advocate, FLOTUS, Senator, SecState, hair icon, pantsuit aficionado, 2016 presidential candidate. Tweets from Hillary signed –H"
>Mom
>Wife
>Grandma
>Hair icon
>Pantsuit aficionado
>Literally gonna be the President
>>73440795
>projection
Today is a good day :)
>>73439233
bravo on pic
>>73438060
>2012
Cherry picked
Sad failure
Op should helium
>>73439267
MUH BUZZWORD, BUZZWORD, AND BUZZWORD
>>73441087
It's so good...it's so fucking good. Imagine 8 years of this, maybe more if he continues to shit talk after his 2 terms.
>>73441426
kek
>>73438150
Top kek
>>73438262
>Willow Marwood
>341...680...2923
Please let the owner of this dog see this photo.
>>73441426
okay this one is completely out of this world
>>73441013
Hillary got Warren to attack Trump...It went bad.
No one actually knows how popular Donald Trump is. His floor might not be 40% of the republican base it might be 40% nation wide.
No matter what happens he hits 40% in the national polls. 60 thousand negative adds might have worked on the other 60% but nothing gets him under that floor
>>73441426
this is the man I want having his finger on the button. Jesus, please, let it happen, it would be glorious!
https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Arealdonaldtrump%20since%3A2011-01-01%20until%3A2012-01-01&src=typd
>>73440604
It's from 2012, and also have you seen the Presidental dinner videos where Obama roasts everyone? Every other candidate that's been interviewed or been on late night comedy TV has been taking shots at Trump and other people they don't like.
Why is it that Trump has to be the only one to stay silent while other "respected" political figures can say whatever they want without any consequences? Why can't they be bigger men and women and keep their remarks to themselves?
>>73441426
one of the best trumpings
>>73441796
>>73441692
>>73441544
>>73441426
>>73438060
All these obstacles, be them small or large, are thing the Donald just demolishes without breaking a sweat.
Literally an Emperor in every category.
>>73438060
I can only imagine what his presidency will be like.
It's going to be 8 straight years of collective liberal butthurt. Do you guys remember the bush days? Remember how butthurt they were about everything all the time forever? It'd be like that but 1000x magnified. And where Bush just sat back and took it like a bitch, Trump would be firing back and shitting on everyone who tries to stump him, in between negotiating foreign deals.
Can you imagine him having twitter banter wars with libcuck politicians across the world?
ITS GOING TO BE GLORIOUS
>>73441426
Trump will Make America Banter Again
>>73440903
the great thing about this is that Trump murdering Warren has more justification than Donald murdering Goofy in the original
October 17, 2012 - the day Donald discovered meme magic!
>My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.
https://www.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/258584864163500033
>>73440245
>>73438178
This is just so beautiful.
>>73439267
Don't forget the prequel to Warren's triggering
>>73441796
Holy shit hahahaha
God emperor has spoken.
>>73442199
I love that he just chooses a nickname or preface and fucking sticks with it no matter what. It's actually as really powerful technique
>>73442199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1XIh0eLx0
>>73439233
Still trying to force the Floridian meme I see
>>73440981
fucking SAVAGE.
I wish congress was as energetic as british parliament can get. But congress is an absolute snoozefest. Too many unwritten and written rules on how to conduct business. I wish they would just be complete shitshows with everyone screaming and laughing at each other.
>>73440522
>>73442325
>mfw only 1 out of the 20 people in the physics department I work with actually believes in man made climate change
>>73441087
>granddaughter of Shitting Bull
more like Prepping Bull
>>73438150
Fuckjng lol'd
>>73442329
It really is. I only think of her as goofy Elizabeth now
>>73441887
give shekels plz
>>73442325
>hey, trigger warning maybe?
>>73441529
>>73440948
>>73440620
reee, fucking heretics get out
>>73442199
>hillary Clintons flunky...
So Warren must be a good person.
>>73442403
There are lines on the floor of the house of commons that each side isn't allowed to cross, this was to stop swordfights breaking out back when.
>>73442435
You've got to be getting me.
>>73442325
>MUH CHILLUNS
>WONT SUMBADY THINK OF DA CHILLUNS
>>73438178
>You stupid ass
>>73442403
Parliament is basically an old boys club. Just a bunch of members chatting shit the whole time.
>>73442531
Am I missing some reference?
>>73438060
Do you believe in chocolate rain?
>>73442329
It's savagely powerful on the most primal level. Think about some of the kids with horrible nicknames when you grew up. Once you get labeled it's game over for you. You're Skidmark Steve until your family moves out of state.
>>73442736
God Emperor Trump of the Imperium of America
>>73438394
almost enough to make me think about maybe setting up a twitter.
>>73441151
it's ant man so... yes?
>>73442959
Do you think Putin would cow to an old lady? genuinely curious
>>73442710
yes, lurk more
>>73443054
idk man have you seen Barbara Bush?
>>73438060
Australia will be out next Puerto Rico, Philippines if it goes basedmode can be 51st state
>>73440245
Please lord kek make it happen
>>73443095
I've been here for 4 years how much longer do I need to lurk?
>>73442959
S-STOP IT
>>73438060
This man lurks /pol/, hes got to. Im officially convinced.
>>73440068
Its how real people insult one another, not this political double talk shit.
wew
>>73443248
JUST
>>73438178
I will never stop laughing
>he actually goes through with it
the madman
>>73442965
Kek'd
>>73441248
>Hey she might be a globalist nigger-pandering traitor but at least she's a normie! Hurrrrrrrrrr t. Slimey Limey
>>73443435
holy fuck trump has no chill
>>73443517
>tfw Trump will never call you really cool
>>73439239
Trump walks the walk and talks the talk. Cankles stumbles and Coughs.
>>73438060
The only American who knows how to banter.
>>73440245
pls make it happen
>>73443171
lurk no longer burger bro
>>73443791
That picture is highly outdated, Abbott hasn't been pm since last year
damn
>>73440245
>>73443961
Still better than the faggot you have now
>>73442329
Yeah it's great. I've been doing this in chatrooms and forums for years, it works every time.
It's even better when they try to give you a nickname and it falls flat, then all the third parties start dog piling them.
>>73443961
Abbott will still be the eternal pm in our herats
>>73444021
I know, but Tones will never be back.
>>73443791
who is the poo in loo?
>>73440245
>implying they won't form an opposition group known as the I.N. or Independent Nations. fuck your world government horse shit, ain't nobody got time for cooperation
>>73443791
Whos the Hungarian?
>>73444177
Narendra Modi from BJT
>>73444226
...Seriously. It's Viktor Orban.
>>73443580
Trump doesn't need chill when he's icing motherfuckers.
>>73443967
underrated
>>73444226
The Hungarian prime minister, Mr. Orban.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6Hz4aLDygM
>Trump has all the best banter. They all say "Nobody does banter like Trump", and it's true. I've received calls, calls like you wouldn't believe, folks, calls from people who got, basically, roasted by me thanking me, they're like "Donald, thank you". And I roasted them and they're thanking me for roasting them and I'm thinking, "How can hey thank me?" but they're thanking me and it's really very nice.
>>73441269
You have bigger problems.
>>73444226
Orban
>>73443517
>rewards a black man with a steady job money for being an upstanding citizen
>h-he's a racisms!
>>73443967
Obama BTFO
>>73442965
Scott Adams has been 100% right with everything about trump so far. The nicknames he makes are "linguistic kill shots" and they're utterly devastating because they're
1) fresh terms you don't typically hear in politics
2) something that everyone kinda thought was true and he just put a label out in the open to it
3) simple and easy to memetically replicate
>>73444433
After seeing your pic, I am now a #cruzmissile
>>73440245
The US already has a massive lead in memantics.
I mean god damn, are you other countries even trying?
>>73443791
wrong le pen, marine is the one running for president
>>73440245
>tfw Israel still shilling for whatever, just because
>>73444907
But someday that qt13 will anon, someday
>>73438178
Aha now I know why Piers likes Trump
>>73443908
>giving him the answer instead of having him wait several more years until he realizes how to use google to think for him
You've set back his development m8
>>73444433
Some guy wrote a book shittalking Trump, Trump wrote a review of it in a magazine, the author then sent Trump a cheque for the free advertisement, as a joke, Trump took the check and sends him the letter back with "you're a loser" or something like that on it.
I can't find a link to the story though sadly.
>>73440903
>tie it around your foot
>not editing it to "hold it, you dummy!"
>>73442965
>tfw in military family and move from state to state every ~2 years growing up
>>73440522
wow... i remember this meme... 5 yearsago
So why did Trump succeed in 2016, but not in 2012?
sometimes i think trump is a lot more redpilled that you'd think.. he usually dances around the question for awhile, yet doesn't really go in-dept and merely scratches the surface, is it intentional?
>>73445104
>being the new kid every 2 years
>>73438178
HOLY FUCK IS THIS REAL
>>73445249
>not slaying new pussy around the country every 2 years
>>73444666
He was wrong about him winning Iowa. Though I'd say that one was due to it being a caucus.
>>73438178
>>73445204
regressive social justice and radical islam hadn't taken hold just yet.
>>73445295
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/278170732578619398
>>73445249
It wasn't too bad desu. At a certain point(I think 5th grade) I just stopped trying to socialize with people in real life and just stuck to my internet friends. No matter how many times we moved, my real friends would always be there to play some Counter-Strike and WoW with me.
>>73445204
Wrong question, since he never actually ran in 2012, although he tossed around the idea and almost did.
And the answer to why he chose not to run was probably because the political climate just wasn't right. And it's a good thing he didn't. Letting obama run the country into the mud after another 4 year term helps him out, and running against an incumbent is always an uphill battle and they rarely lose.
>>73445204
He didn't run in 2012...only said he was considering it.
>>73445198
there has been a huge influx of newfags in the last few months as /pol/ is once again dominating the popular culture
paid shills, bernouts, redditfags, you name it. i have seen more and more threads with ancient memes popping up. i expect to see some habbo hotel soon
>>73445396
I seriously never want this election to end. It just keeps getting better and better. Holy fucking shit.
>>73440219
>MFW
>>73445204
It was a test run.
>>73445204
Running against an incumbent is almost always a bad idea for a serious contender.
>>73440795
Serb anon Kosovo is Serbia. I apologize for our country bombing you during pest control. Mudshits are like cockroaches.
>>73445419
I must be having some sort of Mandela effect because I recall him at one of the debates in 2012 and he was pretty much disregarded by the media like Paul. They barely let him speak.
>>73440245
let this happen.
>>73438178
He has the gift.
>>73445239
It's hard to say. This could be LARPy wishful-thinking on my part and reading too far into things, but there have been so many coincidences. I think he's dog-whistling.
Think about it. The key part of his foreign policy speech was "america first". This is a perfectly reasonable position for literally every red-blooded american, but it just so happens to be a phrase that makes jews shit themselves and get red with rage due to previous pre-WW2 connotations. Coincidence? Possibly, but you never know.
I have to believe he's at least somewhat redpilled. The guy does real estate in fucking jew york. He HAS to know the truth about jews and what they're like.
>>73438394
Lord Sugar is actually another famous Businessman. He's from the U.K though.
Kinda shot himself in the foot here though.
>>73440245
Which country can take it easy?
>>73438060
I can't wait for him to get in a twitter feud with a foreign leader
Remember when pooey C. cuck tried to take a swing at the Don?
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/louis-c-k-donald-trump-insane-bigot-dangerous-1201723679/
>>73440545
holy fucking shit he's got better banter than an aussie.
>>73443967
This fucking guy.
>>73439267
Holy fuck she is so triggered, sad!
>>73438060
What was he saying that was racist in 2012?
