Fact
Suck my dick
>>73374703
>I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain.
John Adams
>>73374703
Okay... well... I s'pose you got us. Looks like we best get back to building clocks. Keep fighting the good fight friend!
>i have a job
>i have thoughts
ftfy
>>73374703
2/8 b8 made me reply
>>73374703
>building clocks
You misspelled facsimile bombs and claiming others work as your own
>>73374703
I used to be a STEM major before I read this, now I'm a #humanitiesmanatee
STEM
>how to build a clock
Humanities
>how to take a cock
>>73374703
humanities must be a really easy course. all you need to do to solve the equation is subtract people of color.
>>73374703
Cool tweet Ghengis. Want to email it to thw Whitehouse? We should teach more mongs to read like you.
>>73374953
BOOM ROASTED
>>73374703
Humanities: How do redefine manliness so that cucking can be acceptable for liberated women everywhere.
>>73374703
>STEM
>>73374703
STEM: Build useful shit
HUMANITIES: How waste useful useful shit by giving it to niggers
>>73375124
>mexican """intellectuals"""
>>73374703
>wow really makes u think
Maybe they should move to a country of colour where there are no arrests and no clocks
>humanities
>>73374703
So humanities is basically open SJW indoctrination. It's kinda unfair when academia is openly working towards one cancerous political position and openly opposing the other. On top of that you will never get a job with an SJW degree so they are just generating left wingers who are poor, bitter and are programmed to blame all of their problems on capitalism and white men.
Humanities: How to get laid and have fun during your youth.
STEM: How to waste your 20s working as a slave and marry a washed up whore at 30.
>>73374865
That's a great quote and totally spot on.
How the fuck is "people of color" any better than "colored people"
>>73375570
wow. its like i know you in person
>>73375155
>unemployed STEM welfare nigger detected
Humanities, if done right, is the observation of multi dimensional rooms and the 'calculation' of probabilities for certain phenomenas to happen.
Unfortunately, most students prefer qualitativ Methods before quantitativ ones (or better no method or theroie at all and just pulling shit out there asses and quoting 'Huffington post')
Never become an undergrad teacher if you like your field of studie
>>73375565
Thing is, humanities SHOULD be important.
It used to be about preserving and enhancing the Western cultural legacy and understanding humanity as a whole.
Classics and cultural anthropology are pretty red pilled subjects.
Imagine if the humanities embraced the reality of biological race and sex differences and studied how Jews get so much power in society. That would be fucking valuable.
>>73374703
>Gutting an alarm clock and cramming it into a box counts as 'building a clock'
>Suspecting a box filled with wires and a fucking timer is a bomb now counts as racist
WAKE ME UP
My bachelor's is a liberal arts degree and my master's is STEM
Eat my ass
>>73374703
Is this in reference to that Ahmed kid? That fucking bastard implemented taqiya to get free shit and he's on good terms with Omar al-Bashir, Ahmed the clock kid is a madman and is a sign of how dangerous Muslims can be. Imagine if the clock was, in fact, what the teachers thought it was.
Lol I love how /pol/ shits on the humanities but it's the humanities kids who control culture and ultimately politics.
>>73374703
Wow, it really makes you think
>>73375331
Shit, Brian Butterfield is real
>>73374703
I'd prefer having a clock to a world of niggers
>>73374703
>STEM: how to build a clock
>HUMANITIES: how to bullshit as an expert in clock building
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIcHidxtqyU
STEMTARDS BTFO
>>73375701
>It used to be about preserving and enhancing the Western cultural legacy
Yes it used to be when only the rich aristocratic types where able to do it. Now we are in the social democratic era where everyone with and 85+ iq needs a BA
>>73375623
(log n on any array)
Niggers full of shit, worst case scenario for any algorithm is at BEST n log n
>>73375794
It's very short sighted, I agree. I suspect /pol/acks don't understand how important the humanities are in determining who we are as a society and our values.
You can see all the damage SJW types and post modernism has done by taking over the humanities. These ideologies control our political destiny now.
If I was wealthy I'd be funding a conservative humanities institute with rigorous scholarship and critical thinking.
>>73375701
>cultural anthropology
>redpilled
You've never set foot in a humanities department in the past 60 years have you.
>muh cultural relativism
>>73375794
The humanities kids have a blank canvas for a brain and professors will take any opportunity necessary to paint their minds a bright shade of red. They are incapable of individual thought.
>>73374703
fucking shitlord, Ahmed al-Clockani INVENTED that clock
>>73374703
FACT
Someone post that I actually built a bomb but it just didn't worked and they believed it's a clock plz...
>>73375944
I've never set foot in a humanities department in my life. But understanding how varied and weird different human cultures and beliefs are is the biggest eye opener. Everyone should do it.
>>73374865
>and once my grandchildren study art and painting and all that other shit they will be completely unprepared when uneducated barbarians tear down their homes and don't care about their sophisticated art
>>73375888
Of existing algorithms. This nigga invented an algorithm that's universal.
Or he would have if it weren't for HUMANITIES
That's a fake tweet I just made by the way, nobody is claiming they made a n log n sorting algorithm.
>>73375875
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/new-study-shows-architecture-arts-degrees-yield-highest-unemployment/2012/01/03/gIQAwpaXZP_story.html?sub=AR
Good good goyim those marxist ideas arent going to indoctrinate themselves hehehe stupid goy.
>>73374953
Oh shit
Kekt and shrekt
>>73375712
right here
This might honestly be the stupidest tweet I've ever read.
>>73376034
> But understanding how varied and weird different human cultures and beliefs are is the biggest eye opener.
You don't need to do go to university for that. Just take a walk into your local sharia controlled zone in London and you can appreciate that for yourself.
>>73374703
STEM: how to build a clock
HUMANITIES: how to be pic related
>>73376280
howtabeacuk.jpg
>>73375701
Jews have so much power in society because of in-group preference, valuing education, and dominating fields like finance, law, media, medicine and psychiatry.
>>73374703
Where does one learn that you shouldn't build clocks that look exactly like bombs and not listen to your teachers when they kindly ask you repeatedly to put it away?
I would've thought it was common sense, but every day I'm learning just how uncommon that kind of sense has become, especially when there is the potential for a race-baiting story.
>>73374703
someone post a picture of the "clock".
btw, he set it for the alarm to go off and disturb the class on purpose. Fucking scam.
>>73376034
Cultural/social anthropology is by far the least redpilled subject in all of the humanities..... which is saying something.
The ideas that float around in anthropology departments are far more influential to sjw's, multi-culturalism etc than frankfurt school/cultural marxism or any other ideologies blamed by /pol/ for the downfall of western societies.
>>73376264
Muslims and Christians are not that different if you take a broad perspective. You should read about how life is like in Hawaiian or New Guinea tribes. Fucking astonishing the varieties of ways humans can live and believe successfully.
The system of choosing Majors and Minors was originally intended to allow students from faculties to broaden their intellectual horizons. Nowadays it is just used to reinforce autistic subject-based tunnel vision. Frankly if you're the most brilliant engineer on Earth who knows everything about his subject, but you don't know when WW2 started, then you are in no short terms: an utter retard. Likewise if an arts student couldn't explain natural selection or the scientific method. Specialisation is the death of the intellect. Humans are not insects, it speaks highly of your character if you know shitloads about anatomy, nuclear physics and 16th century Dutch painting.
>>73376423
Are you sure about that?
>>73376363
It wasn't even a subtle scam. His dad is a wackjob political activist who tried to run for president of some middle eastern shithole, and his sister previously got suspended for a bomb threat.
>>73374703
humanities: Build a world in which people who do nothing but complain all day can leech of the accomplishments of others.
>>73376480
You're welcome for the flag
>>73374703
Ahmed mohammed ripped off the usa for 20 million because the usa were so scared of looking islamophobic
What topic in humanitites covers that?
>go to /pol/
>want to study politics or law, probably the latter as it will get me a job
>PURE MATHEMATICS MASTER RACE
>GOD TIER AEROSPACE ENGINEERING
>SHIT TIER SOCIOLOGY
>SHIT TIER BOARD SUBJECT MATTER
It's enough that the UK government expects everyone to have their GCSE Math at a C grade, and that took me two fucking years to get. Stop insisting I need it for anything other than entry requirement.
>>>/sci/
>>>/sci/
>>>/sci/
>>73376611
Soon
>>73374703
Neekeri
>>73376423
Yes yes thats a very interesting point very classy sweeping generalisations coming from someone living in a country grounded on a Christian heritage.
>>73376389
The problem started with Boas using ethnography to "prove" that race didn't exist. Using humanities to push a social justice agenda pushed it from science to propaganda.
But anthropology proper is the most important of the universal humanities subjects.
>>73376490
Oh come on, like Christians didn't do that a few centuries ago. You need to broaden your perspective. There are tribes out there which think sex has nothing to do with procreation and have no concept of number.
>>73376716
>>73376052
>That's a fake tweet I just made by the way, nobody is claiming they made a n log n sorting algorithm.
Fuck you
>>73376648
>study politics or law
Politicians do not study politics and lawyers do not study law.
You learn both on the job.
>>73376648
Aerospace engineer master race here
We're just trying to stop you from turning yourself into human trash, is that too much to ask?
Why is there always a false dichotomy between the two? You can study both. Do stem in uni and read history books for fun.
>>73376728
I think that's why Christians and Muslims are antagonistic: they are not that different. Britain is a formal theocracy, and we naturally hate the idea of a different kind of theocracy.
>>73376833
Fuck off you degenerate weeb
>>73374703
The West's obsession over People of Color (and only certain types of People of Color, i.e. the darker shades) is sickening.
>>73376882
Fuck off, inferior intelligence trash
>>73374703
>how to take clock out of the case and pretend you made it
>how to try to prove that the kid didn't deserve to be arrested despite being warned that his thing was looking suspicious and was asked to put it down several times.
There you go mate.
It's the same as with dindus that don't cooperate with police officers, he was just asking for it.
>>73374703
STEM: How to build a better world
HUMANITIES: How to complain that the world is fucked because my feelings are hurty
>>73376928
The fact you're a weeb suggests you're of inferior intelligence. What sort of fully grown man watches sexualized cartoons? One that is mentally stunted.
>>73376877
I seriously don't know how anyone could not realise instantly that this was just a clock taken out of the case...
The circuit board looks industrial as fuck, there is no way in a fucking hell a random guy at home would be able to do this(I'am not saying that making a clock is impossible, just if you look at this making THIS particular clock at home is impossible)
>>73376868
>not that different
In terms of what has been achieved/blessed/rewarded they are worlds apart.
Even in terms of governance we can see a progressive evolution of the exercise of power and relationships in Christian States. Can one honestly say the same in Muslim ones?
>formal theocracy
If you want to be technical the UK is not a theocracy but a province in the greater Christian Theocracy formerly governed in Rome and before that Constantinople and Jerusalem.
But of course we all know that the head has abrogated her duties as the head servant of her flock. Having said that it is what the people have wished as Samuel so saw more than 2000 years ago.
>>73376877
I don't get it, why'd you post the same image 3 times?
Blowing up people -> No comment
Trying to protect people by investigating something that looks like a bomb -> Outrage
This is how OP rolls
>>73374865
>in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain.
And then the barbarians drive in, tear everything down and set you back a thousand years.
>>73376716
godverdomme
all the feels.
>>73374703
btw, I started the > Fact. meme. True story. Fact
>>73376893
They couldn't care less about "People of Color". They are just useless hacks who want to use minorities as their weapons to gain power
>>73377133
I could make that clock at home, it is far from impossible. I wouldn't want to, but I know how to do it. That board would be fairly easy to make by hand, it isn't nearly tight enough that it would start causing problems. However, in the context of what happened, yeah it was definitely a ripped apart clock put in a different case.
Granted it still isn't hard to go from that to a bomb. Though, there is obviously a lack of explosives to make it such.
>>73374703
STEM: How to build a clock
Humanities: How to be a cuck
>>73374703
Stem: Progress humanity
Humanities: Complain about the progress
>>73376758
>comapres things centuries ago with events today
holy shit you ARE an arts student
>>73377383
Do you put that on your resume?
>>73377076
>mentally stunted
If you really believe that, don't fly Airbus, since they rely on my expertise to make sure they're safe
>>73377556
In a few more centuries this will all have changed again. Like I said, you need a broad perspective before you can make broad claims.
>>73374953
STEM
>how to build something extremely useful
Humanities
>how to have gay butt sex because all off the people who study this are gay xDDD LMAooo
This is how /pol/ argues
>>73377638
I think you're a good guy.
>>73377638
I'll remember this so if Airbus ever crashes, I'll know it's because they put their trust in a man who jerks off to animated 13-year-old girls.
>>73374703
Yeah, and still the humanities students are useless because even if they managed to create their "utopia" none of them could build the fucking clock.
>>73377669
Your input wasn't need Mr Finngolian.
>>73377669
Humanities:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/white-privilege/
http://www.salon.com/topic/white_privilege/
STEM:
https://physics.aps.org/featured-article-pdf/10.1103/PhysRevLett.116.061102
FACT
>>73377832
How does it feel to have humanities graduates ordering you STEMlords around?
Creating the fucking clock just takes autism and concentration. Creating the utopia through struggle and guile is the hard part.
Humanities are just as needed as science and engineering.
In construction for example engineering knowledge is needed to complete a building but your knowledge of the laws and of economics will determine how much money you will have after completing it. If you only know about the science behind it all then you will get FUCKED left, right and center.
Correction.
"Western" Humanities: how to coin a new term for other races so we can stroke our dicks and cunts for not being racist
Regular Humanities: analyzing societies, ethnic groups or studying liberal arts in order to become an artist (and starve 90% of times).
>>73376818
Actually in law you learn how to not fuck things up but you don't learn how to win a case. The rest you'll learn as a prosecutor or in a Bar (law institution not the drinking venue).
>>73376833
Help me get better at kerbal plz
>>73378398
>(law institution not the drinking venue)
>>73374703
Humanities are ruined. Fuck, not so many years ago maybe you wouldn't find a job after graduate in Literature or Social Sciences, but at least you end up knowing something about the shit you wanted to learn and being a little wiser. Now in most cases is useless at best, and makes you dumber at worst. But I think we still we haven't rock bottom, to be fair.
I also hope someday things gets better. I honestly think humanities are very important for a nation.
>>73377928
>see argument
>respond with an argument
>recieve a "I did not want a counter-argument"
Yup.
>>73374951
underrated
>>73377651
Yeah, we just gotta let muslims cause problems until they catch up with the rest of the world. Obviously there's no point holding anyone to modern standards because muh perspective
>>73378009
Creating utopia is a hapless fantasy that only a humanities student would be retarded enough to believe in.
>>73377638
>Thinking an entire industry relies on you and projecting yourself onto everyone else working in the same industry
Get over yourself. You're not making nearly as large of a contribution as you state you are.
You're just another individual with a job or individual aspiring to obtain said job (student). Nothing more, nothing less.
>>73374801
/thread
>>73378907
>See joke
>Take it seriously, expect serious reply
U R SO INTLECTUALY SUPREIOR
STEM
>how to build a bomb
HUMANITIES
>how to mask your bomb as a clock using your religion
I notice that clocks have actually been produced.
Scoreboard, bitches.
>>73377556
Because of what lords resistance army does in uganda, all christians are backwards and murderous and should be gassed.
>>73374703
>STEM: how to build a clock
So was Ahmed proof that Arabs are bad at STEM? Racist.
>>73374703
Man I've been BTFO. Why do we live in such a backwards society, bros? We need to invite the middle east to teach us how to have a progressive diverse society like theirs.
>>73375565
It's not though. Humanities is philosophy, history, religion and classics.
Every single one of those majors comes out of college as /pol/ incarnate.
There's no way to study and of that shit without redpilling yourself on accident.
>>73374703
Mengele was an anthropologist. He wanted to build a world in which Jews were exterminated.
Humanities 1, STEM 0
>>73375623
Humanities includes philosophy which includes natural science and invented the formal logic that logic gates and programing languages are based on.
Not only that, but making the argument that humanities are irrelevant and invalid, you are invoking the use of philosophy in that process.
Perhaps if University students took a few more philosophy classes, they'd be able to formulate arguments that don't look like they're derived from a black person's Twitter.
>>73379931
In conclusion: Not an argument?
>>73375725
In right there with you man.
I need to go finish my masters in EE, but I'm currently working as an RF test engineer and I have a humanities degree as well. They're so intertwined that attempting to draw a division between stem and the humanities is nonsense.
>>73375794
I like how pol shits on humanities, but this board is nothing but publically practicing philosophy with other people. It's currently serving no other purpose.
>>73376052
>That's a fake tweet I just made by the way, nobody is claiming they made a n log n sorting algorithm.
I hate you
>>73380074
What about the rest ofthe time?
>>73376758
Anthropology is typically regarded as a social science and is not under the humanities category.
>>73377239
>And then the barbarians drive in
You mean get invited to live and replace the male population of the original state?
>>73380334
>>73374703
STEM: how to build a clock
HUMANITIES: Leave the internet for the normal people you fucking disgusting sjw
>>73374703
Wouldn't be a discussion if he couldn't make a clock in the first place.
>>73377982
Kek. BTFO
>>73375888
For any comparison sort. Say bucket sort works in O(n) but it has some extra constraints.
O(ln n) is pretty silly though; you can't sort it without checking every element
>>73376052
You can prove Omega(n ln n) for ANY comparison sort
>>73377669
t.humanities major
>>73374703
I think the funniest part about this post is that he doesn't realize that he's completely belittling the field of the person he's defending
>STEM: How to build a clock
>HUMANITIES: How to find a clock offensive and culturally appropriative.
>>73374703
Said clock.
Off yourself OP
>>73374951
Got me
>>73374984
Underrated
>STEM: How to develop new technologies
>HUMANITIES: How to put a clock into a briefcase to make it look like a bomb
>>73374703
Let me take my new clock I invented to the airport
>>73375993
I worked with plenty flips in the military, in no way is that even close to true, but the your women give pretty great head.
>>73374703
That might be true, but there's also this:
STEM: Successfully answers the question with reproducible and functional results
HUMANITIES: Comes up with irrational, idealistic, self-contradicting theories and demonizes anyone presenting critical evidence
>>73374703
Simple. People of color must stop teaching their children violence and terrorism is the only solution to solve problems.
>>73374703
>humanities
>>73379931
Modern humanities is a bastardization of all the worst aspects of philosophies that lacked practical application in real world scenarios.
Astrology, too, was once a recognized and prosperous field because it was the primary means of knowing when to harvest. Then Astronomy was invented, and Astrology was left with nothing but the horoscopes.
Saying that modern humanistic philosophy can take credit for the natural sciences is the WE WUZ KANGZ argument of the academic world.
Translated tweet.
>>73374938
OP won't respond to this.
They're still on about Achmed's cool clock?
It was a publicity stunt from a family who frequently used CAIR to push publicity stunts
the little muslim kike is a millionaire and they fucked out of Texas to go back to their mansions in Qatar
the little muslim kike literally did nothing besides remove the innards of a clock you could purchase at any Wal-Mart, put it in a small container and spend the entire day baiting teachers into saying something "racist" so they could go on tv and cry
clockmed's family are fucking political con artists and even ribbit raged at how the rich little fucker received thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of swag off of his little clock hoax. If a white kid had done that he would've been legally mandated to attend psychiatric counseling until he turned 18/21.
>>73374703
Honestly, more right-leaning people should get into humanities. You are letting them run wild leaving it the way it is, and these are the people that will most likely shape the social and political spectrum of your countries.
If you can afford to spend 5+ years and the money with leeway, and have interest in the area you should bite the bullet and endure the indoctrination, reshape the twisted system from inside, no one will listen to engineers and mathematicians on social and political issues.
