Reminder that Christ taught about the flood and you can't be Christian if you deny it
Why would I want to be a low IQ brainlet?
>>73341527
>Taking the Bible literally
The flood was symbolic you dolt.
Back to Sunday school you go!
>>73341527
>muslims believe Mohammad assended into heaven on a ray of light
The flood did happen. It's described in the bible to instill a conspiring fear of natural disaster
fuck sunday school
>>73341527
Why can't I be a Christian if I deny it?? Nice D&C Shlomo...Back to the ovens with you.
>>73341527
>Implying their peasant brains could take the fact the Arc transported life from Mars to Earth.
>>73341685
>>73341592
The flood did happen. It was caused by the rapid (flash) melting of the northern glaciers ~12,000 years ago when they were struck by a comet.
>>73342384
>>73342198
samefag
>>73341527
>a dead kike on a stick
wew, glad Bernard Cornwell redpilled me on Christianity
>>73342407
Which of course rapidly raised sea levels around the world, flooding all coastal cities and many riverside settlements.
The death toll is exaggerated. fear mongering should be expected with any holy book
>>73342357
Because Christ spoke about back in the days of the flood. Do you know what Christian means?
>>73342384
>I have no argument so I'm gonna strawman
Classic reddit
>>73341527
>implying there was no flood
>>73342407
[citation needed]
>>73342624
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/did-a-comet-hit-earth-12900-years-ago/
>Worldwide iridium layer coincides with mass extinction of megafauna
http://phys.org/news/2012-09-theory-impact-event-years.html
>an extraterrestrial body – such as a comet – impacted the Earth approximately 12,900 years significantly changing the climate
Pic related goes wicked in depth
>>73343090
And you truely believe some schitzo dude managed to preserve all existing animals using the magic of incest?
>>73343190
>believe it happened long time ago
>believe it happened even longer time ago
I don't find your objection persuasive in light of recent biological discovery.
>>73343190
No. I believe the story is metaphorical to allude to small groups of humans who survived by escaping to high ground (like Gilgamesh) or perhaps in boats with essential livestock (Noah).
>>73341527
This was a story told by bedouins, it varies based on translation. These guys had no written language, and taught people basic lessons orally through stories. Most, if not all of the Old Testament is regarded this way by non trailer park Christians in America.
>>73343478
How does Bedouins telling the story disprove it?
>>73343707
It dosent. But an oral culture/tradition is subject to massive telephone game style distortion, so only the basic meanings are preserved. Flooding would have been disastrous, localized to the area of these tribes. Stories like these helped them understand and adapt to these situations.
>>73343090
But how did this happen 12 thousand years ago if the earth is only 6 thousand years old?!?!
>>73342536
It was scary finding sea shells half way up mountainsides with no understanding of plate tectonics, ice ages, alluvial deposits and all that shit. Walk a mile in baby Jeebus' shoes for fuck sakes.
>>73344435
The Earth is 4 billion years old
>>73341527
Where did the wood for a fuckhuge ark come from? Having most likely been in modern day Iraq, there's no way. "HURRR GOD PLACED THE WOOD IN FRONT OF HIM" is an insufficient argument.
And even through I know this thread is definitely bait, there isn't enough water on Earth to cover the highest mountains, and the underground ocean shit is pure crap.
>>73344830
The woods?
DAS RITE
>>73341527
Wow, they allowed THREE pandas on board, and they're still endangered!
>>73342586
I guess I can't be a Christian because I didn't marry a whore.
>>73344942
kek
>>73344830
Iraq did have trees y'know.
NOTICE HOW MODERN DAY IRAQ IS ALL SHITTY AND HAS NO TREES?
WHERE DO YOU THINK ALL THE TREES WENT?
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
>>73344830
Iraq actually had vast forests once, but constant war burned it all.
>>73343090
>>73343090
But the bible says that the earth is 6k-10k years old.
>>73345115
OR MAYBE NOAH USED ALL THE TREES TO BUILD THE ARK?
>>73345185
Where?
>>73345206
woah
>>73345185
If you're to take the "days" before there were any human observers literally, and neglect to notice that Jews only consider Jews to be human.
When Lilith was exiled she found plenty of "people" to fuck.
>>73345185
Only if you're a fucktarded literalist adding up all the patriarchs'/prophets' lifetime while also assuming no mistranslations in words relating to times such as aeons vs days.
>>73345339
FUCK YOU HERETIC
WOKE THREAD
>>73345354
What part of this isn't awesome as fuck
>>73341527
Why would you deny the flood? It's a fact that it happened
Saint Augustine (A.D. 354-430) in his work The Literal Meaning of Genesis (De Genesi ad litteram libri duodecim) provided excellent advice for all Christians who are faced with the task of interpreting Scripture in the light of scientific knowledge. This translation is by J. H. Taylor in Ancient Christian Writers, Newman Press, 1982, volume 41.
Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other elements of this world, about the motion and orbit of the stars and even their size and relative positions, about the predictable eclipses of the sun and moon, the cycles of the years and the seasons, about the kinds of animals, shrubs, stones, and so forth, and this knowledge he hold to as being certain from reason and experience. Now, it is a disgraceful and dangerous thing for an infidel to hear a Christian, presumably giving the meaning of Holy Scripture, talking nonsense on these topics; and we should take all means to prevent such an embarrassing situation, in which people show up vast ignorance in a Christian and laugh it to scorn. The shame is not so much that an ignorant individual is derided, but that people outside the household of faith think our sacred writers held such opinions, and, to the great loss of those for whose salvation we toil, the writers of our Scripture are criticized and rejected as unlearned men.
>>73342438
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
>what are ids?
>>73345527
thats the stupidest thing i have ever read.
>>73345757
If they find a Christian mistaken in a field which they themselves know well and hear him maintaining his foolish opinions about our books, how are they going to believe those books in matters concerning the resurrection of the dead, the hope of eternal life, and the kingdom of heaven, when they think their pages are full of falsehoods and on facts which they themselves have learnt from experience and the light of reason? Reckless and incompetent expounders of Holy Scripture bring untold trouble and sorrow on their wiser brethren when they are caught in one of their mischievous false opinions and are taken to task by those who are not bound by the authority of our sacred books. For then, to defend their utterly foolish and obviously untrue statements, they will try to call upon Holy Scripture for proof and even recite from memory many passages which they think support their position, although they understand neither what they say nor the things about which they make assertion. [1 Timothy 1.7]
>>73345339
http://creation.com/6000-years
>>73341527
i can't tell who the bigger scumbag is, god or op
>>73345425
I am pretty sure there isnt one. Stop defending fairytales
>>73345875
That's a website not the bible
In City of God, Augustine rejected both the immortality of the human race proposed by pagans, and contemporary ideas of ages (such as those of certain Greeks and Egyptians) that differed from the Church's sacred writings.[81] In The Literal Interpretation of Genesis, Augustine took the view that everything in the universe was created simultaneously by God, and not in seven calendar days like a literal account of Genesis would require. He argued that the six-day structure of creation presented in the book of Genesis represents a logical framework, rather than the passage of time in a physical way – it would bear a spiritual, rather than physical, meaning, which is no less literal. One reason for this interpretation is the passage in Sirach 18:1, creavit omnia simul ("He created all things at once"), which Augustine took as proof that the days of Genesis 1 had to be taken non-literally.[82] Augustine also does not envision original sin as causing structural changes in the universe, and even suggests that the bodies of Adam and Eve were already created mortal before the Fall.[83] Apart from his specific views, Augustine recognizes that the interpretation of the creation story is difficult, and remarks that we should be willing to change our mind about it as new information comes up.[84]
>>73344207
>oral culture/tradition is subject to massive telephone game style distortion
No it isn't. That's just a meme.
t. anthropology major
>>73346039
I'm not a Christfag, but I do think the flood, or something similiar, did actually occur. Nearly every culture worldwide, ancient and modern, have flood "myths". I can't accept that as coincidence, especially when there are so many submerged cities around the world and knowing that the sea level was much lower during the ice age.
>>73341527
Excuse me what?
>>73341527
>Jesus basically thought all the jewish shit was BS
>He said the flood happened literally
[Citation Needed M8]
>>73345757
> ~400AD
> angsty atheist trolls existed
Holy kek
>>73346544
>Jesus basically thought all the jewish shit was BS
BelIef in God is absurd
![kierkegaard2_360x450[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YCd37Qw.jpg "kierkegaard2_360x450[1].jpg")
>>73346972
>mfw
>>73346972
Belief that we are anything more than ants floating on a rock in space, is absurd.
Fuck, we barely even made it to the rock directly orbiting us for a few hours, and you are going to say what things do and don't exist?
>the flood was a great war
>the ark was a sanctuary of some kind
>2 of every animal was 2 of every race
>the dove was the herald of peace
>>73345834
And whats so stupid about it you dumb frog?
>>73342407
The flood happened as you say, but it wasn't a comet. It was just a rapid melting of glacial waters over a period of a few hundred years when Earth entered another warming trend in earnest.
>Defending the literal interpretation of the bible
>>73341685
>>73342407
>>73342624
>>73348787
You might as well be Catholic if you don't believe in the literal Holy Bible. The flood did occur and it occurred because of 40 days of worldwide heavy rain, flooding the entire Earth.
>>73342624
The Holy Bible
>>73344700
8000-12000 years old
>>73344830
Moses was 400 years old he traversed the Atlantic many times, building the arc required supernatural - impossible to replicate or provide evidence (The blind faith part of faith) intervention as many other bible stories. Also desertification has expanded greatly over the last 3000 years.
>>73345527
Looking at any civilization in the Mediterranean back then they all have some sort of story about a massive flood hitting their area and destroying everything. Also some things like the Sphinx shows some water damage on it by water flowing by it.
I really doubt Noah got every single creature in the world on a ship. He could've easily got 2 of every important animal like cows, sheep, horses, and whatever else they needed for farming.
>>73348960
>The bible is evidence
A FUCKING LEAF
>>73346972
Sir!
>>73348960
Enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlnnWbkMlbg
The jewish flood myth is ripped off wholesale from the Mesopotamian one. It even leaves details out. Jews are plagiaristic parasite faggots.
>>73341685
Yeah, and King David was symbolic, and Daniel with the lions was symbolic, and the resurrection of Jesus? Yeah, that was symbolic too.
The Great Flood is not real you morons, even in a metaphorical sense. Pic related was written hundreds of years before the Jews even existed.
>>73349077
>>73349063
>t. Lucifer
Right but that was just retroactively placed that way because of Satan.
The bible is evidence for Christians, actual Christians. It contains many supernatural events which cannot be explained by the natural world or sciences, for them to mean anything one has to have complete, blind, faith in Christ.
>>73349077
Damn, you beat me to it.
>>73348960
>trailer park dweller detected
Checked the leaf
>>73349332
Being this angsty has to be painful for you.
>>73349107
>King David was symbolic
Yep.
www.jesusneverexisted.com/david.htm
http://michaelcardensjottings.blogspot.com/2010/07/did-king-david-really-exist.html
>Daniel with the lions was symbolic
There is literally zero way to prove this ever happened from an archaeological standpoint. It's far too specific and unremarkable.
>and the resurrection of Jesus
Yep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Lmmy2jfeo
Pretty much everything in both old and new testaments are complete lies and fabrications. And most of this is already known. The truth is, stupid people are going to disregard facts and believe what they want no matter what.
>>73349332
>Right but that was just retroactively placed that way because of Satan.
Lol. This would be even funnier if it weren't the actual dead serious apologetics claim.
>>73346921
Are you retarded?
>>73349077
So many flaws but what can you expect from atheism
>>73349707
>www.jesusneverexisted.com/david.htm
This sounds like a quality source
>>73349755
You do understand I was just quoting the retarded statement of someone else?
>>73349932
>So many flaws
Name ONE.
>>73350035
>This sounds like a quality source
No valid, non-jewish source claims that David was a real person. There is zero evidence for him in the archaeological record.
I feel bad for people who belong to jewish cults.
>>73349650
>>trailer park dweller
I fucking wish I could afford my own trailer the Chinese are holding prices up we didn't have market correction in 08 pic related
>>73349707
>This would be even funnier if it weren't the actual dead serious apologetics claim.
Religion, all of them, come down to blind faith. Religions all contain supernatural aspects, which by definition require complete and blind faith. Without any sort of faith you turn into a literal moralless, tipping, bug chasing, faggot
>>73341527
Literally every ancient mythology from East Asia to Norway to the fucking Amazon talks about the old flood.
Anyone who denies an ancient worldwide flood is fucking retarded.
>>73341527
2 specimens is not enough genetic variation to repopulate a species
>>73350231
>Religion, all of them, come down to blind faith.
Not really. Few religions demand mindless blind faith. That's a jewish thing. Sure people from non-kike religions can believe shit that isn't true because of religion, but generally their religions don't command them to not learn and just obey a fucking book like the kike religions do.
>Religions all contain supernatural aspects, which by definition require complete and blind faith.
This isn't true either and this entire viewpoint is a product of kike beliefs taking over the west for a millennium. There are two basic types of evidence: empirical evidence and experiential evidence. Modern science, being a product of the abject materialism that resulted from the cancer of jewish religion entirely disregards as fiction anything which can't be repeated. That's a shitty way of viewing reality. Just because you can't repeat something in a lab doesn't mean it doesn't exist, and believing it does gives an incomplete view of the universe.
>Without any sort of faith you turn into a literal moralless, tipping, bug chasing, faggot
And here it is. I suppose the only "right" religion to give us the proper moral guidance happens to be the one you belong to, right (even though jewish morals are literally worse than complete amorality)?
>>73350499
It actually is. Your chances are just REALLLY bad.
>>73350695
>It actually is. Your chances are just REALLLY bad.
right, and would all knowing GOD gamble on that?
>>73350432
Very few people would disagree with that at this point. The mainstream view now is basically that the reason for all the global flood myths comes from about 12,000 years ago when such a coastal flooding really did happen globally. Interestingly, this is almost exactly the same time Plato said Atlantis was destroyed.
>>73350777
Well if we're going with "a wizard did it" we can claim anything.
>>73350869
but being an ominpotent wizard he could have just wiped out wicked humans without touching any animals at all
even the modern US DoD could selectively genocide as they wished if they chose to do it
what does G-d need with an ark?
>>73351016
Dude. Have you ever heard actual jewish holocaust stories? These people aren't known for their skills in accurately representing reality or even internally consistent logic.
>>73341527
The remains of the old pre-flood civilization are still standing.
>>73350695
>Not really. Few religions demand mindless blind faith.
Name me 1 religion that doesn't require any supernatural event (eg. creation of the universe) or "experiential evidence" (which also requires faith).
>Just because you can't repeat something in a lab doesn't mean it doesn't exist
This is what faith is, it requires faith to believe in things for which there is no empirical evidence.
>right" religion to give us the proper moral guidance happens to be the one you belong to, right
Absolutely. The Holy Bible is the literal work of God and Christianity (Not Orthodoxy, Not Catholicism) is the only correct religion.
I'm the anon who was posting the creationism pics. Sorry for the sudden departure but its mother's day. I would have kept sumping otherwise
>>73350212
Just because there's no evidence of him in the archaeological record, it doesn't mean that he didn't exist. This is just an argument from silence.
Incidentally I see a Canadian has been holding the shit posting fort in my absence.
Thanks leaf friend
>>73351319
All good mate, go and treat your mother, she deserves it.
>>73342407
I think it was more like it rained for a week, on a small bronze age jewish tribe's near-river settlement.
This tends to happen to all river-based settlements very very often. The nile floods all the time.
The Bronze age derps thought "Oh wow, the whole WORRRRLDDD must have flooded"! Let's write about this lmao.
I mean the book of Noah must've been written by Noah, or his descendent.
So really it's a self centered tale about how my grandad built a boat, and saved the world.
Lmao. You guys literally believe this? Walk into any 1st grade class and the kids there would be writting similar stories. You pick that shit up and say this is the 'scripture' I'm going to live my life by. How dumb can you be.
If the church accepts evolution they can't accept gensis.
If they don't accept genesis they can't accept original sin as it's described in the bible.
If they can't accept original sin, then they can't really accept Jesus who was sent to forgive that original sin.
>>73348671
id smack her titties into rotation.great rack
>>73341527
Yea except for the physical impossibility of it and the lack of indication that there was possibly a flood. I'm mean don't you think there would be some indelible mark some where whether it be in sediment layers be equally disturbed across the entire planet at the level that would indicate approximately 6000ish years ago when it happened or that it would take more water than exists on the planet to flood the whole planet?
>>73351848
They'd also have to admit that they think that death came before sin.
>>73351229
Nigga wat? Teotihuacan is AD.
>>73351271
>Name me 1 religion that doesn't require any supernatural event (eg. creation of the universe) or "experiential evidence" (which also requires faith).
Nice red herring. Has nothing to do with what I said. Like I said, there are things someone from another religion might believe that are inaccurate but few religions COMMAND their adherents to live by blind faith. That's mostly a jewish practice.
>This is what faith is, it requires faith to believe in things for which there is no empirical evidence.
No, it doesn't. All you have to do is say "I don't know" when you can't repeat something and leave it a question mark. Most modern materialists are totally unwilling to do this. They should claim agnosticism on such issues, but too often claim negative gnosticism, which is false.
>Absolutely. The Holy Bible is the literal work of God and Christianity (Not Orthodoxy, Not Catholicism) is the only correct religion.
Well then we need a rebellion, because your (the jews') god has shit morals.
>>73351472
You don't understand. There's good evidence that he DIDN'T exist given that the only evidence that he does is highly fraudulent. The first written documentation of jesus' supposed death are ALL decades after he died. There is not one valid contemporary account of jesus as a real person. And if you're going to claim there is, you also have to claim that The Bacchae is proof that Dionysis is real, fag.
>>73351848
We all pretty much know this is why christcunts throw these tantrums. It's a logical game of dominoes. If they let one crucial fact in, their entire mythology collapses.
>>73352307
>Nigga wat? Teotihuacan is AD.
Excuse me, I just rechecked. It's BARELY BC to AD.
http://bibviz.com
>>73352307
We were quite obviously talking about David. Nice slide though.
>>73348960
its a trick bro, endgames is your neighbors turn brown and rape your mom to death
>>73352440
Oh shit, I misread. But yeah, if there's no evidence for someone other than badly written mythical propaganda, it's usually a pretty safe bet it's false. When it comes to shit like that, and you find sources outside the people writing the pap you tend to find that the story is way different - like with the story of Exodus. Basically everything kikes have ever said about their history is a lie except that they were in the Middle East at some point. Even their own chronology for when they adopted monotheism is totally false.
>>73341527
Literally the only precursor to being a christian is to believe in salvation through Christ. Even you can do this, my jewish friend.
We’re told that the purpose of the ghastly planet-killing exercise is that mankind was wicked. That’s the reason everything was cruelly destroyed — except for Noah, his righteous family, and their chosen menagerie. Okay, fine, but there’s one little detail — the whole business was a colossal futility! There is still wickedness in the world, which means the planetary slaughter was not only cruel beyond imagining, it was also stupid. But even a creationist would agree that such behavior is incompatible with the nature of God, so the only rational conclusion is that the Flood is a childish myth.
https://sensuouscurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2012/11/13/top-ten-reasons-noahs-flood-is-mythology/
>>73352307
You're right that most religions nowadays do not command blind faith, in fact they do not command much of anything.
I don't have much of a view outside of Christianity forgive my ignorance... but don't all religions necessitate a God making the Universe? From this point I see one of two beliefs (1) Believe that the god made the universe (religious, what ever religion), or (2) don't know (Agnosticism).
And if you choose to believe that a God created the universe, doesn't it require faith in the supernatural (without evidence)? This is what I was trying to get across. Also I am assuming no evidence for what made "big bang" because Stephen Hawking concludes that it would be impossible to get evidence
>>73352307
>Nigga wat? Teotihuacan is AD.
It wasn't built by the natives (toltecs or aztecs). They said this to the Spaniards when they conquered the land, it was uninhabited for centuries. They still say the same thing.
>>73341685
>this part was symbolic
>but not this
>but that was
>but not this part
Do you see how dumb this is? The bible is 100% accurate
>>73351848
>>73352115
This is forgetting that God is supernatural and does shit, many reasons for which we do not understand.
They would say abiogensis without supernatural intervention is impossible, but not evolution.
If this supernatural god does exist (no physical evidence either way), than he could have planted fossils, corrected radioactive isotopes, and have the world IDENTICAL to in a universe where abiogensis did happen billions of years ago, rather than everything was created 8000 years ago
>>73352869
lmao of course there is, there has to be, this will be resolved only upon the second coming of christ
>>73352869
It's not a myth, if you read the bible you'll see it doesn't go into detail about the wickedness the people did. We can only imagine now horrible it is that God decided he should flood the Earth
>>73348960
>>73353674
then what did the flood accomplish?
>>73353198
>but don't all religions necessitate a God making the Universe?
Most religions do have such myths. But many of their adherents realize they're just myths. Some don't. But again, I don't know of any non-jewish religions that COMMAND people to believe them.
I guess what I'm gathering from this is that if you believe in any god, you have to believe in any and all myths associated with that god? See, this shit is exactly the problem with monotheism. When there are many gods, people can do what they want and few people go apeshit trying to force people to believe in one specific myth. Monotheism is full retard.
>>73353569
>than he could have planted fossils, corrected radioactive isotopes, and have the world IDENTICAL to in a universe where abiogensis did happen billions of years ago, rather than everything was created 8000 years ago
Sure he could. And everyone admits that. But that's why we have Occam's Razor. Why the hell would an omnipotent, omniscient being plant literally an entire universe of evidence to make a universe look like a completely different one? What the hell would be the point? "OH-HO! I got you! Now you're going to hell because you had the common sense I gave a housefly!" It just doesn't make any fucking sense. Once again, proving that monotheism is full retard.
>>73353886
Fucked everyone's shit up except for Noah's family.
>>73353731
>>73353944
Lol for being omniscient, Yawheh doesn't plan very well.
>>73341527
Excerpt there really was a flood around the time the bible confirms. What do you think happened to all the water after the ice age?
>>73352869
Well it is probably a myth, or it is a re-telling of an epic Mediterranean flood as they understood it, but Christians believe the 2nd flood to wash out the wickedness you speak of is the second coming of Christ. All the good people ascend to heaven, while the bad people, after given once last chance to repent, are SOL. Im pretty sure they say they second destruction is coming by fire.
But thats why they are always talking about Jesus coming back after a really horrific incident and why cultists try to predict the exact date all the time. They believe that the world is so horrible that the second coming has to be happening really soon.
>>73354098
>All the good people ascend to heaven, while the bad people, after given once last chance to repent, are SOL
I wish it'd fucking happen already. I would love for someone to take all the fucking crosscucks away.
>>73353902
>Why the hell would an omnipotent, omniscient being plant literally an entire universe of evidence to make a universe look like a completely different one?
Oy well, again, this requires faith. I can say for Christianity that all of the stories spit in the face of logic and science, they require faith to believe in.
Occam's razor also argues against a God in the first place. If something created the universe, the universe must be less complex than whatever intrinsically made it - A solid argument for agnosticism that nothing can refute.
>>73354005
Yawheh is omniscient he's just a giant asshole who is barely worth worshipping once it is all over and done with
>>73353803
Fuck you stupid proxy bitch Canadians are the only people on /pol/ actively fighting against degeneracy and defending the word of God
If that's shitposting than I'm the biggest shitposter on the planet
GOD BLESS
>>73353731
Then why was it stolen from the Epic of Gilgamesh?
http://listverse.com/2013/06/30/ten-influences-on-the-bible/
>>73354261
>>73353803
LMAO it's my ID and yes I am shitposting, leave it to the religious to not be able to tell.
>>73354261
I'm Canadian, that doesn't keep me from the knowledge that Canadians are some of the biggest shitposters on here. I do it all the time.
>>73354427
well shitposted my fellow fucking leaf
>>73354098
Anyone who tries to predict the second coming of Christ is a heretic that dares to put themselves on the same level as God.
Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
Christ himself said that only the Father knows, so these people who try to predict his coming are going against very clear scripture.
>>73354350
If the flood didn't happen how come there's seashells on Mount Everest?
>>73354427
You're a dumb cunt, go back to smoking some pole faggot cunt. It's almost pride month bitch
>>73354561
I shitpost too but not in religious threads it's our holy duty to defend Christiandom from the unholy American cutlet Jews
>>73351229
>Mexican intellectuals
>>73341527
Yes, and? Believing in end of the world type stuff is part and parcel of Christianity, always has been.
It all happened, Modern evidence that contradicts anything in the bible are tools of satan and his spawn.
>>73355035
>If that's shitposting than I'm the biggest shitposter on the planet
GOD BLESS YOU SIR
>>73355035
>I shitpost too but not in religious threads it's our holy duty to defend Christiandom from the unholy American cutlet Jews
Nice shitpost my fellow leaf :^) but you can't ruse the rusemasters
>>73341527
germany is like 1 big sanctuary for syrian rapists.
fuck you and your opinions, victim.
>>73341527
>worshiping a god that exterminated the entire human race
edgy
>>73355519
HE CLEANSED THE EARTH OF FILTH and HYBRID HUMANSS. He saved humanity.
>>73346333
This is what I was thinking, this thread is clearly bait, since it only takes a little research to realize how many flood stories there were from different cultures. Not only that but as someone else mentioned, the evidence of the changes of water levels caused by the end of the last ice age substantiates these legends
>>73342407
>~12,000 years ago
but I thought the earth was only 10k years old?
>>73355359
Don't post pictures of those Muslim faggots
>>73355416
I'm not shitposting now
>>73356392
>I'm not shitposting now
You can say that all you like, but I'll never believe you. I know a grade A shitposter when I see one
>>73356577
Why would I shitpost in a thread meant to educate American fedora tippers on the bible?
>>73356696
Because you're Canadian
>>73356838
Okay so what if I'm a Canadian? That just means I like hockey and Jesus so what? Yes I shitpost sometimes but only in those bait "FUGGIN LEAF XD" threads
>>73356174
6000 years Zero-chan.
Hmm.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/population-change-shift-upheaval-europe-discovered-by-scientists-a6855336.html
>A major and unexplained population shift occurred in Europe around 15,000 years ago when local hunter-gatherers were almost completely replaced by a group from another area, scientists researching our ancestors' genetics have discovered.
>The findings were made after the extensive study of DNA evidence obtained from the bones and teeth of ancient people who lived in Europe during from the Late Pleistocene to the early Holocene, a period of roughly 30,000 years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe
>The tell includes two phases of ritual use dating back to the 10th – 8th millennium BCE. During the first phase, pre-pottery Neolithic A (PPNA), circles of massive T-shaped stone pillars were erected. More than 200 pillars in about 20 circles are currently known through geophysical surveys. Each pillar has a height of up to 6 m (20 ft) and a weight of up to 20 tons. They are fitted into sockets that were hewn out of the bedrock.[5] In the second phase, Pre-Pottery Neolithic B (PPNB), the erected pillars are smaller and stood in rectangular rooms with floors of polished lime. The site was abandoned after the PPNB-period. Younger structures date to classical times.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3192145/Underwater-Stonehenge-style-rock-Mediterranean-Sea-Monolith-served-lighthouse-10-000-years-ago.html
>>73356944
Shitposting is our civic duty, and no thread involves more shitposting than those with unprovable garbage in them. Every Canadian Always Shitposts. ECAS
>>73357253
That's why I don't want to shitpost, to prove to the dumb atheists their unprovable theories are garbage
>>73357351
WOW, that was a really spicy shitpost! Also, good work not breaking character. We DO have a reputation to uphold after all. I'm proud of you
>>73357508
Nice shitpost, I'm going to ignore you from now on
>>73357550
Thanks my fellow shitposting Canadian, but who really outshitposted who in this discussion? That's for the audience to decide
>>73352869
I rebuke you.
Man superimposed the wickedness upon himself through Satan. The Satan spirit and seed will be inevitably destroyed and every past thing was foreshowding and momentum unto these last days. You see no beauty in life and for that I pity you.
t. Nehiyaw patriot
>>73341527
Serious question for the christians:
I am atheist. Do you believe I have the right to be atheist?
>>73341527
Christian logic is infallible
>>73341527
OP is right and people deflecting are the fags for once.
Jesus references the flood and not in an allegorical fashion.
>And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.
>They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all.
>Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;
>But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.
>Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.
Considering the essence of Christianity is that the world will literally be ending when Jesus comes back and Satan thrown into the abyss and later the lake of fire, these accounts are not figurative, they're listed as warning examples of actual past events.
