https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
>>73301726
awoo
i'm rooting for the Aussies now
That's a fat horse
FOURTH FOR AXEMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8WFl4Mo1yM
>>73301826
america a shit sadly
BLEACHED LATVIA GOOO
Hug it out boys
Belarus is too violent for the soft USA 2 team.
You need to get fucking angry and send in the USA 1 team against those savages.
germany and denmark
>Denmark playing 3 of next 6 games
They're in for some shit
>>73301726
REMINDER THAT USA 1 IS THE REAL USA TEAM. THERE IS NO USA 2.
>>73301726
Belarus
No mercy
>>73301726
>tfw Americucks keep getting btfo
>>73301726
>>73301726
USA 2 Get off the stage, you're embarrassing us
Boo!
>>73301864
Nah, USA 1 is great. USA 2 is awful thougg.
Wow
>>73301864
America 1 is fucking great
>>73301823
fpbp
What the fuck is this?
>>73301726
Fucking russian clay belarus destroyed the USA!
Austrians need a new fuhrer!
we would have won if we had aniki
>>73301859
for thee
>>73301935
neckbeards
http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
Does anyone know if Latvia going to fight anymore tonight?
>>73301986
This is buhurt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vla9fSyxnaQ
>>73302009
Fuck you
>>73302052
it's better than LARPing with foam swords
fucks sake hitler
get your shit together
>>73302052
And you do what?
You'd probably get your head caved in pussy.
>this Dane
>this interview
>>73301826
Mods! Escort this traitor nerd from the premises.
good lord that fatass
This shit is insanely fun to watch
How do you win this?
lol Autistic Dane
>>73302229
neckbeard detected
>>73302277
knocked to or touch the ground = you ded, nigga
>>73302277
when the other team falls to the floor
>>73302230
hodor
we fightin' the emus soon, could be interesting
DEUS VULT, by the way ytb mods are massive cucks
>>73302293
Faggot cuck detected.
Let's go Italy!
>>73302277
By being slav.
>>73302331
Snax ? ;o
>>73302052
>>73302293
>implying this isn't cool/fun
you don't need to get mad just because your country threw away its history and culture
>>73302277
Take the other guy down
is that easy
But i guess the armor makes it hard and it's heavy
>>73302331
Hodor?
Italy wrecked by a fucking non-country
>>73302454
Not as bad as america by belarus
Moldova confirmed for true heirs to the Roman Empire
This thread could use some armor pictures
italians confirmed for not taking it like men
>>73302392
It's true though, western men have become so soft
>>73302454
>italy
>winning at all
why do Italians have to bitch about every sport they are in
>>73302402
A guy literally almost go paralyzed
and this birds want to flap their beaks.
Yellow cards all over the place
Who won last year?
>>73302333
Checked and kek'd
Aus bantz are top notch lad!
>>73302553
>>73302341
>>73302346
>>73302392
>>73302408
If the point of the game is to take your opponent down why are they using plastic weapons and not just going for the take down using classic wrestling techniques?
Seems like it would be easier to focus on the take down part then using fake weapons......
>>73301726
any1 got full results so far ?
wait a yellow card means youre out? thats a big disadvantage
>Moldovan accidentally hits friend in the face then falls down
Massimi Checchi
>>73302645
no chill
i hope we dont have to fight belaruse
>>73302671
I haven't seen any yet
>>73302664
armor and weight. try lifting an american with armor, also hitting body parts makes them hurt and if theyre hurting too bad theyll fall to the floor and give up themselves
>>73302645
Restless potato.
>>73302553
>>73302664
If you lose weapon you can't engage until you get new one. Now try to bring down opponent with both hands busy holding something and while wearing 25-30 kg armor.
>>73302664
well it's make believe, this is sort of how they fought
I mean without the wood ring
The weapons do hurt on your legs
The challenge is to resist fighting with the armor while getting hit
It looks like a very taxing thing for your body
>STOPE VIGHT
>>73302664
Those are metal weapons, although blunt. And they hurt as fuck when in in certain places. One argie got his spine broken by a 2h axe earlier.
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>>73302748
Holy shit that is nice
>>73302551
no bully plz
>>73302791
Wait a little bit longer between armorposts pls
can anyone tell the top 5 countries participating?
>tfw STAHP FAIT girl gets slightly angry when the fighters don't STAHP FAIT and she has to repeat herself
MODS BANNING EVERYONE GODDAMN HOW CAN I SUPPORT MY TEAMS COUNTRY ON CHAT? DOES THIS PERSON NOT KNOW BANTZ???
>>73302884
When is this from? So ornate
>>73302871
I would love to see some kebabs eating some punches
>>73301915
Thanks for reminding us, neighbor.
>>73302902
Russia, Poland, Ukraine usually top
>>73302331
IM SIEGWARD OF CATARINA
>>73302664
getting bashed in the head/knees with a two handed axe hurts
>>73302902
america 1
the blue guys that beat america 2
who cares about the rest
LOW ENERGY
SAD
VERY LOW ON ENERGY
>>73302954
Don't know, found a lot of these on /hr/
>>73302664
You should try to get a few heavy hits to the helmet with a metal sword and you will suddenly find out, that it's quite hard to stay on foot after it.
>San Giorgio shield headlocking moldovan fence hugging saracen
BASED
>>73301726
What countries are fighting
>>73303001
kek
>>73303039
Can you stop bud,
We get it
Those weapons don't seem plastic
It looks like it hurts
>>73303001
Hmmm.... Hmmmm........
Whats the point of even having swords? It's basically a wrestling match, who ever hits the ground first, wins, right? Look at those pussy hits with the swords. They don't even clank their swords together.
moldova stronk
now i feel even better that latvia won against moldova
>>73303107
They're not? Who the fuck thinks they're plastic?
>>73302813
Do you know why the fuck does everyone and their dog have a team except us? We have a bunch of medieval clubs as well. Fuck the fuck?
italian cunts screaming
Jesus calm down cunt
>>73303071
Moldova v Italy
>>73303107
this real weapon
>>73302987
Seems so
Canadians are looking good as well
Long ass fight
>>73303191
you havent founded one yet m8
get to it and well see you next year
the fattys are tiring out
>>73303183
some amerifat bitched about why are they using plastic weapons instead of normal wrestle fighting techniques if the purpose of the game is to tackle to the ground
>>73303209
i know i was sure about it.
get a room faggots
>Moldovan takes out two Italians solo
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
>>73303158
Can't engage without a weapon in your hand.
>that bro hug
>cheeky moldovan resting his head on his arm
>>73303191
Maybe they didn't make the tournament. I saw us in 2015 one
I've got to go so somebody take over thread duty
>>73302936
>She'll never shout at you to stop fapping when she teases you ,get insecure when you don't and start pouting before falling into your embrace and have lovingly sex
>>73303158
Fag detected
>>73303309
OOOOhhhhhhh
i get it
who /moldovanbigguy/ here?
>>73303191
you can cheer for Poland instead :^)
They were so fucking tired
>>73303309
Why? The swords are basically useless.
>>73302936
>>73303354
>Tfw she's super cute
>>73302902
Russia
Ukraine
Poland
Belarus
Czech Republic.
>>73303378
that armor must be exhausting af familiare
it's insane they can even stand and run
>>73303385
Getting hit with a 1.5kg piece of metal hurts bruv
>so anon what kind of sports do you like?
torn cloth on that italians shoulder
>>73303385
Watch the Russians or one of the other more aggressive teams. The weapons work, the wrestling is just for fatties without cardio who can't swing their arms.
>>73303191
Same reason why Brazil isn't in and Argentina is
Only white people allowed
>>73303254
That's the thing, we have several clubs, some of them even going further in time and living out the lifestyle of times before full plate armor. I just... I want to cheer and have good bantz about shit happening and feel more involved, we were big and stronk at that period of history.
JUST...
>>73303385
So it doesn't become an all out browl
>>73303385
Because it's medieval fighting you fucking faggot get over it
Leave
>>73303437
>she
that was cute, like a two minute christmas truce
>>73303385
Because those are the rules.
If you wanna watch wrestling, go watch wrestling.
This is meme medieval battles with a fence.
It's not "do I want a sword" it's "now that I have a sword that I have to have how do I put it to the best use"
The answer is to smack the cunt with it.
>that one moldovan who wouldnt go down
>>73303452
>a few hundred years ago this is how major wars were fought, with huge armies battling for hours on end
>>73303479
thats rich coming from France XD
your capital is africa tier
Kudos to Italy
>>73303385
>he didn't see Russian team fights
holy shit this is so fucking cool family. How did I not know about this before
Some of you guys cream at the sight of any girl, holy shit. All anime posters too, so no surprise to say the least
Why the swords?
Why dont everyone goes for a mace-hammer since only blunt weapons allowed?
>>73303437
Putin
>>73303479
>that webm
This is not how I remember our movement for independence
This is the lowest fucking energy.
>>73302787
That's one of the last armors of henry the viii
>>73303536
Only a few could afford full set of armor
but yeah, even a chest and leg piece is heavy as fuck
But the worst part is the getting hit on the helmet and not having any field of view
You literally can't see shit
>>73303555
Tbh your capital is filled with nigger immigrants too
REEEEE I WANT LATVIA TO FIGHT AGAIN
Why are these people so low energy?
Moldova too strong
>>73303460
This is probably my new favorite sport.
>>73302553
King Henry the 8th's armor
>war doth expand dong
>smithy, accommodate the royal murder-boner.
>>73302799
The wooden list is the most historically accurate part actually
>>73301826
welcome
>>73303665
Ukrainians aren't that bad
NICE TITS
I
C
E
T
I
T
S
>>73303686
They are indeed
i am from australia
TOP SHEILA SPOTTED
Aussie qt is THICC
>>73303604
>Why the swords
Exactly, at least have a sword fight and clank them together if you're so keen on bringing a sword to a wrestling match.
>That australian thick qt
>>73303615
Yeah I actually have no idea what happens in this Webm. Thought that was some South east indian our South american country but it is indeed your flag. Surely a craft shoop or something
Italian are sore losers and bad sportmans
We know this since zidane
what you have to say, pastakuks?
GO RED BELT GUY
So when does shrek come in and reck em all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSFt2SyVXF4
is USA 1 still in the running? Obviously USA 2 sucks a medieval dick
>>73303693
same, I just found out about this today
I rarely get this hype for a sport
makes me want to take up welding and make myself some armor
>>73303723
lol i thought they were imitating field fighting not an actual tournament
Good to know
>>73303158
>They don't even clank their swords together
They have a shields, you know. You don't clank swords when you have shield. Aren't you a burger by any chance?
>>73303659
Thats why the Swiss rekt'd everybody
Thaat Australian qt is the team cumbucket
STRAYA
STRAYA
STRAYA
STRAYA
Shit events tb h
Who will be here for based /Eurovison/ in 3 days?
>>73303778
Nothing
They are. it's just sad
>>73303468
>The weapons work, the wrestling is just for fatties without cardio who can't swing their arms.
Also luck of proper strike technique. I bet half of the participants didn't do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ILg3mpmTs
It very resembles boxing in many aspects.
>>73303778
>t. Italian heritage
>tfw half of our team has italian surname including capt
SCARE
Jesus, this is brutal
>>73302954
iirc some scandinavian king, 1500s but i might be confused
AUSSIES CONFIRMED FOR SECRET TRAINING SESSIONS WITH EMU SPECIAL FORCES
>>73303479
what the fuck is that webm lol
>>73303852
top kekiz
dem legs
AUSTRALIA VS CZECH!
>those headshots
straya knights don't fuck around
Imagine Albanians taking part
>>73303871
lgbtvision again win some ugly freak
>>73303342
Really? Because all I found was that in 2010 a joint Estonia-Latvia team included Lithuania in the name even thought no Lithuanians were on the team.
How do emus cope with jet lag
They are on the other side of the planet
>>73303968
yeah that was massive
Wow that takedown
>>73303039
>moorish decoration
WE
>>73303871
>Eurovision over tournament of knights
>French Flag
Not surprised
>>73303882
Why do russians hate tires? They steal your women or something?
Holy shit the Australians are mad cunts
THEY
DID
IT
THE ABSOLUTE EMUS
>THAT SUPERMAN TAKEDOWN
WEBM NOW
>>73303968
All will learn to fear the Emu's Peck.
>>73304037
>>73303871
Fuck off with your cuckrovision
>>73303871
I am excited to hear /pol/'s opinions on this years Eurovision as we host it and the theme is refugees :D
[if spoilers worked] I have my exit bag and loaded hunting rifle ready, fuck all this shit [/fuck]
just got back from going to 7/11. did peacock slav gregor clegane cave in anyones heads in with his axe?
>>73304077
what the fuck is up with the vests
What is up with yellow and green they look like boosters in racing games
>>73303998
pretty sure other teams would try to kill them for real
>>73301726
>>73303871
Nobody in France care about the shitty Eurovision
Are those swords sharpen?
>>73304174
Green and gold are Australia's sporting colours.
No idea why they went with chevrons though.
>>73304037
>trusting tires
>Ever
The ones in Europe are dirty backstabbers
>>73303871
Fuck off you bobo cunt
>>73303968
>Australian knights are consuming emu hearts to gain their strength in battle
>>73302664
Because it`s just a cosplay festival, where people without history are trying to create it with fake armor and fake fighting.
>>73304121
>tfw europe is so cucked
>>73303871
>no usa
>>73303871
fuck it, they discriminated romania...
THAT FUCKING CHARGE
Look at that czech helment
it's fucking rekt
>>73301726
So let me get this straight. The weapons are useless because it's basically a wrestling match, and we're letting a non medieval country (Australia) participate in this game?
holy shit aussies suddenly are mad cunts again
>>73304236
looks pretty real famalan
why are you so assblasted about it?
SHITPOSTERS ARE WINNING?
CZECH BTFO
Euroshits cucked at their own warfare
>>73304198
It wouldn't matter, they wear full metal armor, so unless they go halfswording it won't make a difference.
>>73304296
because this is not historical re-enactments.
LOT OF NEWBIES
QT IS BACK
>>73304354
>>73304371
We also smashed you yank cunts