My hat just came in the mail today, where should I wear it first?
On your head?
>>73300957
Do you have a whole foods near you?
Your closest Hispanic supermarket
>>73300980
I was hoping it could be a butthat
>>73300957
>>73300980
I always wear mine when outside or during a high energy time like a Super Tuesday.
>>73300957
At the synagogue
>>73300957
Who fucking cares?
I wear my red one everywhere now that he is the nominee
Wear it at the local mexican restaurant...
After you get your food.
>>73300957
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've broken 14 bones had 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>73300957
Starbucks.
>>73300957
Go to a black church tomorrow
>>73301044
Underrated post.
>Or to a PETA rally?
>>73300957
Into a women's bathroom, take a shit all over the mirrors and yell gas the kikes, race war now.
>>73301044
Nope, I come from California but I don't come from SoCal. I have a workplace, two Starbucks, and a lot of Mexican restaurants.
>>73301248
Not enough niggers in my city for a black church to even be constructed.
I wore mine out to the movies yesterday
I wore it at Target
the hat commands respect. it's nice
>>73300957
I've had my red MAGA hat since the NH primary. I wore it out for the first time yesterday to my local dispensary and it was hilarious.
EVERYONE was staring at it. The girl at the front desk clearly wanted to say something but didn't. When I was at the counter, the new guy called me "Mr. ---" and shook my hand after staring at the hat and the cashier next to me asked if I was wearing it seriously or ironically.
I said I'm 100% serious and I'm just trying to MAGA. He came out as a libertarian and was pushing Gary Johnson and we agreed that someone needed to get elected that would fuck shit up.
Overall, showing my power level was a great experience and I would do it again.
THANKS MR TRUMP.
>>73303427
>a fucking katana
I don't think that's the right hat for you
>>73303427
>commands respect
I was surprised but it really does.
>>73301128
Faggot.
>>73303427
Where is your Wakizashi?
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>73303720
people would double take at it occasionally and as i would walk by i could feel wave after wave of contrition
>>73303427
>FAKE HAT
>>73305152
/nohat
>>73305310
Waiting for it to arrive.
>>73305394
/stillnohat
Walk down the streets of East Los Angeles, or even better, some hipster enclave like Portland, Brooklyn, Silver Lake, etc...
>>73300957
University/College, then do a tour of trendy coffee shops
>>73305607
i was walking down the streets of los angeles yesterday with my hat
you mad berncuck?
>>73305772
Well, us enlightened ones believe that the power of our ideas can stump ignorance. Only savage, ignorant brutes resort to violence.
>>73300957
Try wearing it in oncoming traffic.
>>73301213
This
>>73301086
how did you get yours, we can't buy them here in canada?
>>73306166
MAGA is pronounced like the first half of the word "magazine", idiot
How long does it take to come in? I ordered mine on Thursday.
I got a camo one though.
>>73306527
Getting awfully defensive there, buddy.
>>73306527
you mean clips
Go to a hipster bar.
Its all OVER boys. TRUMP has destroyed all of the GOP contenders. Now its time to "Start me up" against WAR CRIMINAL Hillary Rodham Clinton!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBze2CPbMPU
>wear proudly in high trigger zones such as starbucks and whole foods
>profit
>>73306413
You have to buy yours off a site like Amazon because buying it from the Trump website would be funding a US presidential campaign.
>>73306653
A little less than a week for me
>>73306983
I'll do that next
>>73307183
I'll keep you updated on my journey to Starbucks.
>>73300957
Mexican restaurant
>>73306983
whose this manmilk mephistopheles?