>tfw not born in America
>>73266566
are you a japanese qt?
>>73266566
Its okay I guess, if you're wealthy there's no better place. Otherwise, nothing to brag about.
>>73266566
this. i wish i don't have to convert to christianity to move there. i read and watch their history more than i do about my country
>>73266619
He is a proxy user
Everything will be okay.
>>73266566
Are you white?
Japan is a great country nonetheless
>>73266985
>proxy
No you dumb nigger hes either a fat weeb english teacher or in the military
>>73266566
i wish i was born american, tall, extroverted, and in new york. nothing here in my country excites me.
>>73266761
Are you white?.
>>73267083
Hey it's the dude from the other thread.
Stop being whiny and run for president of the loo!
>tfw stuck in Canada
Why can't I be in my home?
>>73267083
That's literally me, including the New York part...
>>73266566
i wish i wasn't born in a muslim family. i don't want to ruin family relationship, i don't want to make my mom cry because moving country and religion. why is life hard more for me, when They also gave me the least strength ?
>>73267104
no, i'm a brown manlet dicklet SE asian
>>73267188
It could be worse
You could be a nigger
America is turning into an sjw half mexican hell. you're better off there
>>73266566
proxy much chinaman?
>>73267143
i'm just one guy, i'm not a noble prize winner, i just wanna life. when i see aesthetics in tumblr, i want it. that's it. i also lack empathy. so i can't do any of that. political movement or whatever
>>73267188
Bite the bullet and leave. You're doing yourself no favors now
>>73267232
it's better to be a nigger. i can just show my dick pic and girls would line up for me. what's worse than having the skin of nigger and the dick of a chink ?
>>73267290
Btw New York is pretty overrated it's mostly people going to work n shit. Fucking hate tourists btw.
>>73266566
>TFW born English
>>73266619
I'm actually an American on vacation here just so I can shitpost with a Nippon flag.
>>73267371
but people going to work everywhere, unless still living with parents
but i think Japan is okay too. i visited Japan last year and gotta love Tokyo. the language is the biggest problem though. and religion, since i'm a muslim. i wish i can afford a brainwasher to make me not believe in islam again and easily leave without stress and internal conflcts
>>73267474
I mean like the streets and stuff, people get the idea it's like Califonia with celebs and shit, it's mostly just normal people walking around doing their thing, and he occasional celeb that nobody pays attention to.
Also New York pizza being shit is not a meme, it's really shit.
>>73267612
i don't care man, every corner is interesting and beautiful and it seems like everyone has interesting stories with them.
>>73267359
>its better to be a nigger
No
>>73267793
well, it is. tall, muscular, natural alphas, big benis, can dance, aren't cowards. i'm the exact opposite except the dancing part.
>>73266566
>>73267047
Japan is a magnificent country, the nationalism they feel should be felt around the world
I'm pretty reserved, but I feel if I was at a Space X event I'd chant "USA USA USA USA USA USA" like my life fucking required it.
>>73267188
I wasn't born into a circumcised family
>>73266566
No offense, but you'd be a major beta here.
Better to be in Japan where you actually have a fighting chance
>>73266675
>t. NEET who would rather be sucking yuro-monie dick
If you want to become wealthy there is no better place.
>>73267083
What would you have done with your life if you were me anon?
>>73267185
Literally me too.
>>73270676
Every American on 4chan is a massive beta here, our greatest don't respond and don't interact with us. 4chan Americans are the worst, literally omegas, the worst of the worst because they're just deadweight for something amazing
>>73270754
The people here are the worst at taking jokes. I feel the east coast is the best regarding this, since they have a touch attitude while everywhere else has an lazy attitude. Americans are the biggest NEET, but they're awful
>>73267083
I'm tall, introverted, born in New York City (I spend 4-5 months there every year in a time share on Park Avenue my family spends millions on) but I live in Texas right now. It's fucking weird.
>>73271053
To say that I'm tall, I'm 190.5cm at 76kg, fucking anorexic but it's taking over
>>73266566
You want to be Puerto Rican? Or Peruvian?
japan not a bad roll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM&nohtml5=False
>>73271053
I wish my family had millions... I'm always going to be poor and I'm always going to be worthless...
>>73271489
It's just a time share, it doesn't cost that much considering what they offer.
>>73267448
The most fun times can be had trolling /pol/ autists, I was doing the very same thing around New Year.
>tfw born as American.
Feels good.
>>73271666
My favourite action is finding the rarest flag I can find, and then posting under it
>>73271586
now this is a good place to drop one huge poo
>tfw not born in America
>tfw moved here anyways
What's stopping you?
Hoy fuck
See this:
>>73270460
>>73270460
>socially liberal
>fiscally conservative
That's like modern young republican.
>>73271986
I'm a modern young right winger, a hard combination to find nowadays.
HRC fucking sucks so I find away from her
>>73271586
Surely you aren't implying they have a timeshare setup on the ~95,000,000 penthouse.
It's probably the comfiest home few people will ever get to enjoy though. Something about the highest apartment in arguably the most important city.
>>73272080
My parents are loaded, I'm a NEET but we have a 100M amount on a timeshare in midtown manhattan
>>73271586
>>73271053
FAG DETECTED
That's not your apartment, 432park ave ISN'T EVEN BUILT YET. and timeshares in nyc?
>>73267612
I come from Boston and let me tell you the Pizza in NYC is soo damn good just gotta hit the right places
>>73270754
Laugh my butt off, I'm actually at work right now
>>73272147
Anon, please adopt me.
>>73272519
>not eating the true king of pizza.
>>73266566
>not born in America
>somehow has large caliber revolver
>>73272740
americans talking about pizza
>>73270460
>tfw When he's right.
>>73272911
>Italian """""pizza""""""
>>73267572
You can unbrainwash yourself easily enough. Ali Sina's books aren't expensive. He's got a great blog alisina.org
1000mistakes.com is another brilliant resource.
Doing a websearch for "why I left Islam" yields a great deal of info. Blogs, forums, and youtube vids abound. Just gotta look.
>>73273042
you're not winning here anon
>>73272911
Italian pizza is fucking garbage.
>>73267572
I have a close friend who had the same problem you're facing. Family was very Islamic going back generations, whole family views Islam as an essential part of a person's identity, would disown members of their family if they left, etc.
Do you live in an area where there is strict Sharia enforcement?
>>73272911
I can only agree.
>>73272911
We took yo wimminz an we took yo pizza
Make a move mario
>>73271586
Lol, that image is all over Google. /pol/ you never cease to amaze.
>>73273042
>>73273079
>>73273289
i will never expect any american to understand what is good food
>>73272295
>432park ave ISN'T EVEN BUILT YET
Uhh what?
>>73273478
Say that to my face I dare you!
>>73273478
>he has never had an, honest to god, all-american corn dog
I pity you eurofools
>>73274006
I've had it. It's meh.. As are most American things that come into existence due to corn subsidies rather than a desire to create proper food.
>>73271898
Not having a degree or being rich enough to start a business there.
Also not knowing any US cuties to get me my marriage greencard.
>>73274073
I bet you think fried twinkies are "meh" too. Lmao just leave, it's embarrassing being in this thread with you
>>73274223
I thought twinkies were meh, and I see no reason to deep fry them.. Americans are amateur-tier deep fryers when compared to the Dutch anyway. We took the deep fry magic from the Flemish...
>>73274325
Why are you posting cat food?
>>73267083
Ive lived in ny by nyc my entire life. I love it here but the abundance of ignorant niggers with political power is alarming. Its enough to make me want to leave the country. I hate the direction things are going politically. Fucking WELFARE especially
>>73274325
You bet youre ass you did.
>>73274466
Eat your corndog, Johnny.
>>73274736
And we're never giving it back... Also, it's patat.
>>73266566
>tfw born in america
>>73274886
Now you're posting dog poo
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph read the Bible, they eat animal shit in Europe.
>>73275058
>American 'banter'
>>73274916
>tfw parents decided against mutilating my penis
>>73275219
That's nice and all but I'm concerned about your eating habits.
When people say "eat shit", its just an analogy
>>73266566
Thank God for that.
>being fatter than the English
>>73266566
But you were born in America, Ichiban. You're our favorite. You will save us from the Abrahamics.
>>73266566
>tfw born when my mom was 20 and father was 25, without a proper income in a small commieflat
Save me from the nothing i've become
>>73270460
>socially liberal , fiscal conservative with a healthy amount of nationalism
GOD TIER
>>73270867
me too
>>73266566
honorary Aryan?
>>73275579
Vodka will soothe your pain
>>73267083
You should into Chicago with the rest of us. We even have polish masses n shit
I wish I was born in america, or canada.
Hell, even 'Straya.
This is getting even stronger now since I am a web dev and Brazil is horrible for this field. By the end of this year I will probably pick up the money for my startup and open it somewhere else, canada has an interesting program for this.
>>73272911
WE WAZ PIZZA AN SHIT
shut the fuck up sergio back 2 spaghettiria
>>73275706
This is exactly why drinking is a huge thing in Russia
>>73275816
is it true you can get beer at mcdonalds?
>>73275816
I want to travel your country
Specifically the trans-siberian railway, have you done it before?
>>73276042
Nope. True for Russian KFC though.
>>73276042
I think there is a special day in germany that mc sells beer.
>>73276042
Not in mcdonalds, but in KFC and Burger King, i believe. In a number of european countries mcdonalds serves deer, that's what i know.
>>73276159
The furthest i was from Moscow is St Petersburg(excluding foreign countries, which would be Malta in that case), and in last 3 years the furthest i was is my granny's dacha on the border of Moscow and Tver oblasts and it was when i was 12 or something, when i didn't care about all the cultural stuff. I wish to visit it again one day.
>>73276333
>deer
how the fuck i misspelled it?
Meant beer, of course.
>>73276333
>granny's dacha on the border of Moscow and Tver oblasts
Explain
Also could I have some Russian family sponsor me for a "work visa"? The tourist visas for Americans are bullshit.
>>73276392
I have to ask something.
What do you guys learn about socialism/communism on schools over there? Are socialist thoughts encouraged like here in Brazil? Or did you guys already told Marx to fuck off?
>>73276628
>Explain
Dacha, pretty much a county land house given by the goverment to workers for... their good work? during the soviet times. Ended up with people going here to work even more on their gardens
(pic attached is just an example)
>>73276700
>What do you guys learn about socialism/communism on schools over there? Are socialist thoughts encouraged like here in Brazil? Or did you guys already told Marx to fuck off?
Nothing at least has to be taught about socialism, but some history teachers still believe in it and wash the childrens brains by saing how goot it is, mostly because they were brainwashed during the soviet times, especially at Universities.
>>73270867
idk but i would enjoy it more every time i go outside
>>73271898
my religion
>>73273133
no my city is very liberal, beerhouses and clubs everywhere. pretty extroverted
>>73274593
trust me you'd be better off living there than in indonesia. it's not that indonesia is islamic, it's very free and liberal here, it's just that i love americans more
>>73266566
>tfw not born in New Zealand
>>73277090
I wanna move over to Russia, I hear uni costs next to nothing there, same with living cost overall. Well, at least when compared to Chile.
How are people there anyways? I lived in Canada for 6 years before moving back to Chile and people there were so friendly and polite.
Always wanted to know how Russians were ever since we hung out with my Dad's Russian friend. He'd take us hunting and shooting and his daughter was hot.
>>73279262
>I wanna move over to Russia, I hear uni costs next to nothing there, same with living cost overall
Keep in mind the income and the fact it is not REALLY that low. And the apartment price is high as hell. http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_cities.jsp?country1=Hungary&country2=Russia&city1=Budapest&city2=Moscow
>How are people there anyways?
Indifferent, mostly agressive, sad, or at least not smiling, faces here and there
>>73280289
One thing though, i have to admit, is that if you are a friend with a Russian, you'll be a friend for him for a long time. Unless you fuck up.
>>73270460
Damn, the whole Political Positions section make him sound so similiar to Donald Trump, he even does the whole jewish thing with donating to various candidates on both political sides. Also, I don't really get how he can say that America is a fantastic bastion of democracy while at the same time spending tons of money buying off politicians.
>>73281012
American Exceptionalism: It's not bad for democracy when America does it.
>>73280289
Mmm, that's interesting, but since we make a bit more money In Chile I thought I could save up money here or get help from my parents to support myself while living there, so it shouldn't be too hard.
>>73280350
Sounds a lot better than here desu, peope are pretty shitty overall here.
Also the onlu reason my dad and his friend stopped talking to each other (though not entirely, they still use kikebook to talk to each other) was because we had to leave Canada.
>>73267290
If you wanna be christian, you're willing to work and not scrounge benefits and your IQ exceeds 105, move somewhere in the West.
>>73267572
>since i'm a muslim
>i'm a muslim
>a muslim
>muslim
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>73267572
Just move to a cucked EU country, leave Islam and claim asylum as if you return you'll be persecuted like every other fucker and you can't be deported.
>>73266566
Hikikomori > wage slave.
>>73278592
Any person of any religion can emigrate to the US...
>>73272147
>100M amount on a timeshare in midtown manhattan
I find that hard to believe, spending that much just to share the place with other ppl.
>>73271801
Pretty queer.
