***MISSILE LAUNCH***
I REPEAT
***MISSILE LAUCH FROM THE BERING SEA***
TAKE COVER NOW!!!!
wew lad
>>73266263
Oh look..
>>73266263
I WORK AT NORAD, CAN CONFIRM
>>73266263
And where did you hear this information? I'm ready for the apocalypse, so I'm crossing my fucking fingers.
>tfw 2000rds ammo, 35 gals water, ~20 MREs.
>>73266263
Source
>>73266263
Goddammit these threads are happening so frequently that nobody's going to believe it when it actually is happening
NORAD HERE AGAIN
WE DO NOT HAVE AN ID OF THE OBJECT
WE HAVE A PRELIMINARY MISSILE DIRECTION MOVING EAST BY SOUTH EAST TOWARDS WEST COAST
WE HAVE HAVE BEEN MOVED TO ALERT STATUS SNOWMAN
>>73266263
I see a bright flash
Oh shi
>>73266550
Maybe that's the point... oh god I hope that's not the point.
>>73266263
Here come dat boi!!!
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SKY OH MY FUCKING GOD UIASDHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>73266645
timestamp pussiboi
Commifornia fag here there's something bright in th-
>>73266735
>>73266762
You guys realize you'd have to solve the captcha, then click submit after letting your sentences trail off, right?
TURN ON CNN
I work on a american black op submarine in the bering sea. can confirm.
This is gonna be the
BEST
FALSE-FLAG
EVER
>>73266263
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
TURN ON CNN
CLANK CLANK
OH SHIT A SNIP
>>73266808
When Candlejack was around we didn't have to worry ab
>>73266263
is the nukular bomb?
>>73266873
what could cause a false flag to begin with?
>>73266735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEcvSq4SDkc
>>73266394
My uncle is Putiekins, Ids habbing!
>>73266730
o shit waddup!
OH HOLY SHI- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>73266918
Candle jack is just a stupid meme you idio
>>73266263
AN ATTACK IS CONFIRMED
WE HAVE MOVED TO ALERT STATUS APPLE JACK
PROJECTED TARGET BELIEVED TO BE SAN DIEGO NAVAL BASE
I REPEAT THIS IS AN ATTACK
ETA -10 MINS
This is just sad.
>>73267119
>apple jack
hang yourself
Can we make earthquake happening threads again? This rap is
OH MY GOD!
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
X4
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>73266550
>>73266682
The point is that the happening is happening all the time. We will die with a whimper, not a roar.
REMAIN CALM.
DO NOT PANIC.
ALPHA BURGER REPORTING IN, ALL OTHER BURGERS REMAIN CALM AND TAKE COVER. ALL LEAFS MUST TAKE COVER AS WELL.
>>73267155
I'm with phony Nippon.
Lets go fight Godzilla.
thankfully i live in australia so i am sure nothing will happ
itt:
13 year olds
>>73267366
"and Australia's like wtf mate?"
>>73267401
Pretty much
>>73267119
>tfw this motherfucker traced my exact location
FUCK OFF SPOOK
Oh look, it is the virgin roleplayers thread again.
>its a roleplay thread episode
>yet again
ALPHA TANGO BRAVO DELTA DO YOU READ?
I'M OSCAR MIKE, STAY FROSTY, OVER
>>73266263
Summer hasn't arrived yet guys.
What is the point of these threads. Do you want attention, OP?
ALL THESE BURGERS ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES.
WE MUST SAVE THEM.
REQUESTING BACKUP.
>>73266808
> He hasn't paid 20 bucks worth of cryptocurrency to shitpost on a weeaboo Nazi forum
Pls leave reddit. Two tabs and an enter is more than enough for a flailing dead body slamming against the keyboard
ALERT STATUS: GAPING ROASTIE
>>73267463
We are always watching.
>>73266645
>ALERT STATUS SNOWMAN
Dropped.
>>73267689
>ID is IP
You fuckers have a nice sense of humor
>>73267266
The imperium died in silence not a blast (the eve one I mean)
>>73267568
Are you sure?
>>73267689
I do too fuckers.
Just try enjoy your weekend lads
i liek tuh-tahls
>>73267939
one other french on pol? Sup bro?
>>73267119
your 10 mins is up boi
>>73266808
i was just about to say this and th
>>73266730
o shit waddup
>>73268037
Tranquil, enjoying the long week-end
Oh shit guys can see tanks from my window
>>73267340
Yeah let's go fight Godzilla in our Gundams while Kamen Rider fucks Sailor Moon and then go eat some rice and sushi afterwards
>>73268222
nice trips btw
>>73268243
ESTONIA
A VALUABLE SOLIDER
>>73267366
*this poster was bitten by a spoidah*
>>73267108
Oh wow, le funny bait and switch applied to the old dead candlejack meme
just kill yourself you fucking cu
10-4. ARE THEY GONNA BE OK
>>73268528
indeed
since 1 soldier is their entire armed forces
>>73268971
WHISKEY TANGO ALPHA ROGER THAT THE PACKAGE IS OUT FOR DELIVERY
this is just like a real time strategy game with nukes! except this time its in real life! except its on the computer!
>>73266682
dont know if you made it but i saved it
>>73266730
o shit waddup
>>73269142
I made it, use it often anon.
>>73266645
>ALERT STATUS SNOWMAN
WE HAVE SIGNAL
I love Habbening threads
ITT: Reddit
