goofy assed ho
Trump is losing his luster. Goofy Warren isn't particularly convincing to me. Crooked Hillary was also a missed opportunity. He should have used Crooked Clinton for the alliterative and syllabic value, or just latched onto the Shillary name that's been floating around.
He's gotta step up his game man. This is the time when memes matter most.
>>73256564
Was she in a wind tunnel when that photo was taken?
>>73256708
>doubting the emperor
>>73256564
Trump is going to choose both his VP and his opponents VP
>>73256564
PRAISE KEK
WHAT HAVE WE UNLEASHED?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NvCXbPPwoQ
>>73256708
You don't understand the psychotic power of meme magic.
Everyone, supporter or not, who heard "Crooked Hillary" had the same reaction, "Why not Crooked Clinton?" Their own subconsciousness tries to improve the meme and ties the Clintons to crookery!
It's fucking Inception bro.
>>73256791
It is only because I care that I am critical, my friend.
>>73256846
>>73256846
THIS
He's manipulating events months in advance
>>73256846
you're..... you're right
>>73257040
You gotta accept that all the rules have changed. This is the only way anyone could ever have a chance against Shillery. Even the Don isn't assured victory, far from it, but he's got a fighting chance and he's going to fight like nothing Kek has ever seen.
>>73256708
pre convention memes are just a chance to warm up
>>73257550
Well...ok. I'll give him a pass for now. Things are gonna get more heated once the FBI indicts hillary. Then he'll have more material to work with. It's not like he lacks it right now though.
"Not even her husband chose her when he was in the White House and you think the american people will? Gimme a break."
>>73256708
>t. nervous man for 38th time this month
tbqh, I'd love Warren as VP
This shit is unraveling for people. Everyone is becoming so confused by everything. We're going to hit a level of retardedness borderlining on armageddon. Its going to be glorious.
>>73256708
>>73256970
What this guy said. Same thing with Elizabeth Warren. By calling her "goofy" he is both attempting to assassinate the demeanor she tries to convey of being professional while at the same time making people think "Why didn't he call her ____ Warren" and having them realize all her flaws on their own.
>>73256564
I accomplished debugging a large bug of my dating app I'm making and studying for my Diff Eq final
>>73256708
I think he's actually been doing pretty good these last few days considering the pessimistic atmosphere that has surrounded the GOP.
She's going to lay in bed tonight crying "but I'm not goofy.."
>>73258305
damn, that's pretty good
>>73258159
>dating app
>Diff Eq
Are you hispanic?
>>73256846
Goodness, that'd be pretty funny if so.
>Yeah, she'll be the VP! That'll teach him!
>falls for that trap for the 100th time this election
Just like the tweets about black crime.
>He's wrong! It's only 90%!
>>73256564
>>73256708
DIE CIS SCUM, A-HYUK HYUK
What's even funnier is that left-wing rags like Gawker are attempting to spin this as a win for Elizabeth Warren. Cognitive dissonance at its finest.
>>73258850
watch, tomorrow all the news is going to be asking why he singled her out in particular
>>73256673
>mfw calling a bitch 'goofy'
Teflon Don strikes again
>>73256708
How many shekels did Crooked Hillary pay you?
>>73256708
You're a fucking moron. Hillary's branding is fucking Hillary. Her fucking logo is a giant H with a progressive meme arrow
You go for the off-brand because it is better on the tongue
Goofy Warren isn't supposed to be convincing. The whole point of Goofy is because he can't outright call her Fauxchoantas because it lends credence to le racist meme. The Goofy is so you fill in the blank yourself.
>>73256708
>Crooked Clinton
Could imply that all Clintons are crooked
>>73258666
Nah.
I do the dating app to add something to my portfolio.
I'm doing diff-eq to keep my math skills up to par going forward.
I'm actually planning to be a data-scientist, with the mobile app shtick as a back-up/fund source for future projects.
My dream is to have enough dosh some day to pay chinks to code most of game projects for me
>>73256708
It's past your bedtime granny
>>73256564
I managed to make meatballs out of wurstel and crackers alone, I thought I'd try a change of pace and it turned out pretty well, I'd do it again, pic kinda related (they were similar except I used wurstel chunks and mine looked much better and smoother, with a golden crust).
>>73256564
>WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED TODAY?
I bared witness to the greatest hell march to ever occur.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBhOzRvkERc
>>73256708
Dude that is trying to hard man, meme magic is a casual thing bro
>>73261034
INFIDEL
>>73256564
AHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK
LOOK AT THE OP PIC
LOOKS LIKE THE BROAD'S FACE IS MELTING TOP FUCKING KEK IS THIS MEME MAGIC?
>JUST MELT MY FACE UP FAMPAI
>>73257977
I for one am pretty sick of America and its degeneracy. I can't wait for Trump to destroy everything so we can start over.
>>73256708
he's just starting to pretend to be presidential material now that he actually has a chance.
>>73256952
Thanks, Amy.
>>73256564
I made this dank ass meme and a got some (you)s
5/5 productive day
>>73256708
>Crooked Hillary was also a missed opportunity. He should have used Crooked Clinton
clinton implies bill clinton.
singling out hillary and reminding people that bill clinton isnt necessarily with her is the better option.
what a goofy hoe
>>73256708
stop nitpicking faggot
>>73256708
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728557074163060736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Trump was on fire Friday. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
>>73257941
Pay debts broke island spics
G O O F U S
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>>73256708
you're way over your head and sound like a tryhard autist. the magic of trump nomenclature is that it flows in a blunt, comical way that doesn't take itself so seriously
"Goofy" is the perfect word to decimate a pretentious cunt from harvard who sees herself above all silliness. now she's stuck with a silly label for the rest of her life. i guarantee you this is the proximal cause behind her triggered rage.
>>73256564
>tweetstorms
>>73261808
>not oy vey shut it down
Wasted opportunity desu senpai