WHY ARE THEIR NO THREADS ON THIS??!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3574891/San-Andreas-fault-locked-loaded-ready-roll-Experts-warn-California-brace-epic-earthquake.html
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END! FIND CHRIST BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!
>>73202835
Maybe cause this is a board for politics?
ARISE YELLOWSTONE, ARISE
>>73202835
Why are they're no threads on this?
>>73202835
Good, I want San Francisco to be destroyed
>>73203068
idiot
>>73202835
o shut up you christianfag
even if something happens, I aint embrasing a religion
>>73203241
i lol'd
How about make a happening thread when , I don't know...., it's actually happening. Who cares right now?
>>73202835
please kek split the state in half and throw it half way to hawaii
>>73203241
Maybe because the article doesn't seem to even mention any kind of estimated schedule. Like, whether we can expect the big quake to happen in five minutes or two hours or six months or twenty years. No sense having an earthquake watch thread until something actually happens.
>>73203295
PRAISE KEK
>>73202835
LA gets hit by massive Earthquake, Trump wins by, check it, A LANDSLIDE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
>>73202835
>It's gonna go after Trump is done with the wall
>>73202835
california cuck here
they literally said this exact same thing 3 years ago. Even went as far as to go door to door handing out free first aid kits and invites to earthquake safety classes.
Also, I live literally 1 mile from the san andreas fault. so if it does happen, I'll be dead.
AHHH HELP I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A WOLF
One wonders what will happen if Silicon Vally gets totally inihalated.
What would that mean for the tech industry?
>>73202835
>DailyMail
>facts
kys, nigger.
San Franscisco might get hit.
>>73202835
maybe it will kill enough liberals in big cities, so that cali goes red in the general
praise kek
>>73206618
Praise kek and may he praise you
>>73202835
>dailyfail.co.uk
no thanks
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-san-andreas-fault-earthquake-20160504-story.html?track=san-diegohttp://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-san-andreas-fault-earthquake-20160504-story.html?track=san-diego
Much better videos of earthquake simulations.
I pray to Almighty Kek that the fault goes off and kills 90% of California's population.
For chaos, for change, and for our survival, California must be sacrificed.
i hope the whole place falls into the ocean, san francisco is the worst place on earth
>>73202835
It would destroy Silicon Valley.
Literally no one from California cares. We all know we're going to have an earthquake but they always tell us the same thing in the news. Don't know why they even bother reporting anything on it when they don't have anything new to add
If this happens, say goodbye to the west coast
>>73203182
Screw you, Germony. I'm in the primary ashfall zone.
>>73202835
Meme this into reality!
We can do it!!
>>73202835
So, do I buy stocks or short them?
Commiefornia & Canada in flames...God is smiting degeneracy. Sodom and Gomorrah happening?
>>73202835
> mfw I'm already moving to Oregon in a month.
>>73208033
I read somewhere about a simulation or whatever was done and around 3000 people are to due in Los Angeles whenever it hits
>>73202835
San diego here, I'm waiting for the reckoning
So Kek's prediction of west california will soon be fulfilled... do you remember the first kek get lads?
I hope i don't get rekt'd when it goes down.
>>73209315
>2 million liberals die on 16 June 2016
>on 8 Nov Donald Trump turns California red
>>73204054
That is a really cool looking / beautiful snake. Im bout to start a bad ass animal pics thread
Got a smoke?
>>73203544
Pretty much this.
/pol/ is so desperate for chaos right now it's getting pathetic.
>>73203250
Like Sodoma and Gomorrah
>>73206187
Even worse, what would that mean for government surveillance?
The happening won't happen in your lifetime.
>mfw I live in Socal and i'm probably gonna die in this quake
Fuck you OP and fuck this gay Earth, i'm too young and beautiful to die
>>73209530
Faggot Californians moving to other states turning those new states into the shithole they left.
>>73202835
>predicting earthquakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Wmju4mZEA
>>73210416
swim into the ocean that way the earthquake won't but hit you
>>73202835
im going to be in san diego on the 18th. g-guys, am i gonna be okay?
>>73202835
Can Hillary still win if California falls into the ocean?
OH SHID ID'S HABBEDING
2.0 EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA
RIP IN PISS
>>73210416
Do you own a GoPro?
>>73202835
lel i hope california is washed away before the election
>>73202835
Fuck off Ryder.
>>73202835
>California
Pure coincidence.
You sinners better repent now.
>>73202835
Is Death happenizing yellowstone now?
I hope so.
I fucking hate this SIM.
Probably because the San Andreas has been on the verge of complete catastrophe for the whole of human history?
Learn to live with the insignificant fraction of a chance that something happens or kill yourself faggot.
>>73202835
GET THIS NEWS TO THE DONALD SO HE STAYS THE FUCK OUT OF CALIFORNIA SINCE HE DOES N'T EVEN NEED THE VOTES ANYWAYS.
>>73210656
No, not even a phone but there will be thousands of other people filming this apocalypse
>>73202835
i think I saw this on the news yesterday bump
>>73202835
it's "been happening" for like 10,000 years now, bruh bruh
>>73202835
And nothing of value will be lost.
Sacramento waiting for Jesus here
>tfw I was planning on moving to LA later this year
>>73203295
>Mexican intellectual
>>73203764
You can't predict an earthquake, but they did have experts on national news networks in the US discussing this yesterday that it is a very significant possibility, so it's not just one or two sources. It goes along with a report that states that the fault is very overdue for another big one.
>>73209573
7000 people die in this country alone every single day.
I do not fucking care at all about the deaths from a natural disaster which may or may not happen. I care even less than nothing about Californians.
>>73206618
Nah liberals are like roaches. It'll just destroy those cities and the roaches will spread out to infest other states
>>73203068
>A major earthquake will have no social or political consequences whatsoever
>>73202835
So comrade Nature has decided to support great communistic revolution, good.
>>73202835
WHEN ?
>>73214169
In your lifetime.
Crap. I'm in hollywood. How screwed am I?
Mt st. Helens is about to go off again.
Screencap this.
>>73202835
Ron Paul 2016!
PRAY PRAY THE GAY AWAY
AND AV'AYH WILL BRING HIS JUDGEMENT DAY
FUCK THE WEST COAST
TRUMP WILL WIN IF CALIFORNIA IS GONE
>>73203295
oh look! a mexican intellectual!
>>73203250
I kind of do too but then again this is the area where I live, so idk about that.
>>73202835
wasn't dailymail the site who tried to push the giant meteor/planet/whatever hitting the earth meme a few months back?
>>73202835
if dubz Poseidon will deliver
kek wills it
>>73202835
Why is dailymail the only news website source here?...
smells like bullshit everytime
>>73202835
If I am trips, the apocalypse starts with the San Andreas fault
>>73216406
>Hollywood
You were screwed to begin with
>>73203068
ahaha lol
well memed
>>73216406
Chances are high that you are a degenerate.
SoCal here
Just let it happen lads, it's been a long time coming
Remember me fondly
>>73203295
>*tips fedora*
>>73215834
Everyone was busy- in life there are no coincidences
Please please please
Let's get a perfect 10.0 earthquake
Pleeease kek pleeeease
>>73210416
are you circumcised?
>>73217934
Lets meet up and fugg
>>73218274
CAreful what you wish for.
>>73203896
You have internet in Greenland?
>>73215834
Oh my god I'd be so overjoyed if that happened to San Francisco. I know there are some decent people there but we could build a giant monument to them, sing them up as heroes who perished so the world may enjoy the screams of terror of leftists as our precious planet slaughtered them en masse.
>>73209510
The fire in Canada is in the most conservative province anon, we deserve the smiting the least
>>73210416
to save yourself you must praise kek
